It bugs me when people call BYU little brother. No way those weirdos are our siblings.
Utah State is Utah's little brother, BYU is more like the weird second cousin that even the dog doesn't like
Zoobs are like the banjo player in Deliverance.
Please don’t insult the banjo player. He was a banjo prodigy, the cooters? They’re something else, not sure what, but they’re something else.
Dogs know when someone is deranged.
So do children.