Thanks for all the fish

It’s been a long and joyful run, fraught often with peril and heartache, but come 6pm I will not be renewing the hosting for UFN and letting it go by the wind.

Most of you know the history, and we were committed to building a legacy to Chris Evans who ran things here for so many years but the site just doesn’t match the vision of what I think is important anymore.

This site just doesn’t match up with my spiritual goals anymore and so it is time to say goodbye. Thanks for all the memories, some of you I consider friends, more of you I consider enemies, but regardless we had created a community that had some good but mostly bad. It seems appropriate with a new era in basketball to make the change.

Best,

Rocker Ute

But you forgot to get us the answer to life and everything.

@NewbombTurk really wants to know. :wink:

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Good riddance. I hate you all anyway.

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I’ll bet you started feeling this way right after your first vaccination shot right? And I’ll bet you also have a strong desire to change out all of your home automation devices to something supported by Invoke/Cortana, right?

(puts his tinfoil hat back on, and logs off of UFN forever :frowning: )

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I heard @RockerUte got recruited by Pope to be TDS’s Social Media manager so his kids would go to school down south.

How do you teach your children how to misspell BEER a on a college entrance exam?

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I already know. The answer is beer and debauchery.

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Yep I always felt this place was a cesspool.

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I was thinking a nice big compost pile.

Eventually the flowers are happy, but in the meantime, lots of calls from the neighbors to the po-po, appeals to respect for the natural biological process that fall on deaf ears, etc.

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I can read through the lines here.

Rocker Ute can no longer monitor this board while simultaneously doing the duties of chief of staff of Dell Schanze’s next Governor bid

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Dammit, that literally made me snort Pepsi out my nose.

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And here I thought Rocker was going to get the new “Porn Czar” job for the State. :wink:

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I changed my allegiance to USC anyway, so I’m down to burn this ■■■■■ to the ground.

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See what I mean about not liking most of you?

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Really though, in a lot of ways this is a sad day, mostly because you think this is a joke and so we’ll never get to say proper goodbyes.

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Proper goodbyes.

There, I said it.

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Well technically you wrote it.

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Okay, this was an April’s Fool joke and you all fell for it. What should have tipped you off is that this site has never aligned with my spiritual goals. And most importantly, I don’t consider any of you my friends.

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Rocker is giving real Bilbo energy right now. He knows half of us half as well as he should like and he likes half of us half as well as we deserve!

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Come on, man, tell the whole truth. Everyone: What Rocker is cleverly not mentioning is that he and I planned all along to get this board started, get people excited about it, then pull the plug. We’re joining the Former Utah Fan Cougar Club (FUFCC) where our hearts really belong. There is now a special section of Cougarboard dedicated to our kind. We will be running it.

So long, suckers.

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