In my morning rounds to find a little humor in my life I’ll hit things like The Onion, r/humor, Babylon Bee and CougarBoard. I go 100% for the humor and I read it like a parody site and when you read it that way it becomes HUGELY entertaining.
It is a bizarre and often disturbing look into a strange subsection of people who have a somewhat shared culture to mine via our common faith… but every once in a while it produces a gem like this that is too good to not share (and I’ll add the responses to the poster are what make this great - and subscribe to the theory I believe started by former UFN poster ColoUte that being bad at sports makes for a funnier fan base).
May I present to you:
I haven’t laughed this hard at the most CougarBoard of CougarBoard posts in a long time.