They get to the deep topics fast.
The URL unfurling is sweet!
And they still are insulted by the red Pepsi cans at RES.
The fountains in the cafeteria at work provide pebble ice and a better tasting diet Coke than any can I’ve ever tasted!
Canned or fountain you are all drinking yourselves to death.
We all gotta die sometime. Might as well die happy!
Waiting for them to compare porn site preferences