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    I don't care who you are, this is funny.

    by jhill
    2019-02-19 09:21:50

    (I hope 480 doesn't turn this into an anti-Trump post but he will.)

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    I think it's time for the Saints fans to give it up. It's just getting silly.

    by jhill
    2019-01-29 16:47:46

    Sure it was an awful call but you're not going to sue the NFL and get the game replayed. Your petitions are useless. Horrible calls get made. Just watching a few highlights I saw an obvious facmask that was committed on Goff that would have resulted in a 1st an goal. Instead they had to kick a FG.

    So SU and quit acting like zoobs. Rant over.

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    This OU vs West Virginia game is honestly the worst display of defenses I have ever seen.

    by jhill
    2018-11-23 19:36:19

    Every single play I see I wish I could see our D defend that. How either one of these clown ass teams are in the Top 15 is beyond me. And I am a somewhat of an OU fan.

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    Does anyone have a quick video of the trick play we ran in the first that many people think should of resulted in a PI call.

    by jhill
    2018-11-11 11:24:18

    I don't care about the non call, I've just never seen the pitchback part ran like that.

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    Come on people brainstorm. There has to be someone we can fire to fix this.

    by jhill
    2018-11-04 08:37:58

    Ball boy, parking attendant, scoreboard guy, swoop?

    If there's one thing we should know by now is the more people you fire the more success you have.

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    Oh CB. Never change.

    by jhill
    2018-10-31 18:49:39

    This guys uncle is a real insider.

    He then told me in a very matter-of-fact way that the PAC 10 had extended a full invitation to BYU without any clauses or stipulations back when he was president of the Polynesian Cultural Center.

    He said that Jeffery R. Holland was also on the PCC board at the time and told him personally that the invitation was officially extended but that BYU insisted that Utah come with them. He said that the PAC looked at Utah as an inferior institution and wanted nothing to do with them.

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    Hate to say it but I think Stanford wins by 10.

    by jhill
    2018-10-06 21:53:56

    We have done great but they have made way more mistakes than they will in the 2nd half.

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    Bonehead play of the year. 4 and 6 inches with all the momentum in the world and you punt. Could have put a dagger them.

    by jhill
    2018-10-05 20:43:55


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    LMAO at the NFL.

    by jhill
    2018-09-24 19:25:19

    I watched about 10 minutes of the NFL this year and one of the plays was was Clay Matthews BS penalty and just now
    I saw the Falcons defender get a roughing the passer call for trying deflect the ball and slapping the QBs helmet.

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    This has to be the worst weekend of college football all year.

    by jhill
    2018-09-22 13:03:24

    We aren't playing and there are very few games of interest. Most big boys are favored by 30 and the other games just aren't interesting. Usually I'd tune in to a good byu-provo ass kicking on a day like this but they are playing a division 12 opponent this week.

    Tcu-Texas will be the highlight of my day.

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    Have to admit. Byu-provo played a damn near error free game. Nothing fancy. Just got it done.

    by jhill
    2018-09-15 16:54:28

    Wisconsin looked like they all smoked a bowl before the game. Almost like they didn't care. Wierd. Congrats to byu. I just wish their fans wouldn't act like they are Alabama for the next week but they will.

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    Damn hurricane is worse than we thought. This might be a 500 year storm after all.

    by jhill
    2018-09-14 17:31:06

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    Well for the first time in history I was wrong.

    by jhill
    2018-09-10 11:27:17

    I figured Washington would be 14 point favorites. Turns out the line will open at 6.5. I guess the better of the world are more confident in our chances than I am/was.
    Hope RES is rocking Saturday night.

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    #%!@ it

    by jhill
    2018-09-08 18:56:51

    Shut it down. Shut down the whole program. Utah just isn't a state for P5 football. Sell RES to Essential Oils for their conventions. Donate our tackling dummies to Utah State and pack it up. Pack it the fuck up and move on.

    Actually I am not that mad or surprised.

    even though I think we win, Washington comes in at 14 point favorites.

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    Crazy predictions for this weekend.

    by jhill
    2018-08-31 18:15:17

    USU beats MSU tonight. ( I know it's started already)
    SDSU takes it down to the wire with Stanford but loses.
    Byu-provo beats Arizona.

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    Urban gets suspended 3 games. That's kinda a slap in the face to some people imo.

    by jhill
    2018-08-22 19:32:00

    3 games says I know he was guilty but I don't want to really punish him.

    Either can him or just say he followed protocal and he wont get punished at all.

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    Damn, Brooks Koepkas girlfriend is smoking. She's hotter than his golf game.

    by jhill
    2018-08-12 17:13:13

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    Hate to say it but I am/was a football prophet. This is a message I sent the cougs in 2007 before the big game.

    by jhill
    2018-08-11 18:51:22

    And apparently it's all become true.

    https://www.utefans.net/archive.php?id=41 26&action=View

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    Few random questions.

    by jhill
    2018-07-23 18:47:47

    1. Is there a mobile app that is good for this site? I do 90% of my trol....I mean posting on my phone and it kinda sucks.

    2. Is there still Sizzler in Utah? Every 7 years or so I want to get drunk and eat those crappy deep fried chicken wings on their salad bar. I am at year 6.5 now.

    3. How are our friendly neighbors down south acting these day? Are they at least a tad bit humbled? Is Utah still an evil school? I ask this because I honestly don't know.

    4. A few days ago the subject of scammers was brought up. I said that once I found out a nigerian scammer was trying to extort $$$ out of my mom so I took over. I told him I believed him but needed proof that he was legit so I had him print out a sign the said byu sucks. Well after many years I found that picture in an old email account.

    That will be all.

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    Well Maradona has an interesting way of celebrating a goal.

    by jhill
    2018-06-26 13:59:35

    Btw the Argentina vs Nigeria match was a nailbiter.

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    Saw this on reddit. Deaf and blind Brazil fan experiences the World Cup

    by jhill
    2018-06-25 16:52:16

    His friends built a hand-made replica of a football pitch using it to commentate on where the ball is at any given time and can describe actions like fouls, goals, players’ numbers, etc.

    Gets real at 3:50

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    Hell Ya. This is how real men roll. A little gift to the people with the politics category turned off. Check this out.

    by jhill
    2018-06-12 10:25:18

    Rolling Coal baby.

    BTW - I am not serious

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    Best headline ever. "Car salesman farted in coworker's office, pinched his nipples to 'reinforce dominance,' lawsuit says"

    by jhill
    2018-05-31 17:37:42

    I may try this tactic on the Libs here if we ever have another Utefans tailgate. The only problem is FFU would probably enjoy it

    http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/t exas/article212197919.html

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    Happy Mother's day to this elegant mother.

    by jhill
    2018-05-13 19:53:53

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    OK Rocker you accused me of trolling when I really wasn't. What trolling scale do I get when I really was trolling?

    by jhill
    2018-02-18 20:12:26

    That was honestly WAY too easy.

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    Please keep an open mind about this video. It seems everyday more and more evidence comes out that supports this theory.

    by jhill
    2018-02-18 18:00:20

    There are multiple reasons why this theory could be true and the FEs aren't just trolls.

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    I've Been watching Mac McClung hightlights this year. Last night he had probably the best HS dunk I've seen. Dude has a 47 inch vert. A full 7 inches higher than mine.

    by jhill
    2018-02-07 16:50:08

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    I am not one to be big on religion bashing but I actually saw this commercial on tv awhile back.

    by jhill
    2017-11-03 13:11:19

    How this asshole sleeps at night is beyond me. Upon further research he actually has done this for awhile. I can't imagine picking up the phone to get your own miracle water.

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    It wouldn't feel right if I didn't make my weekly "I am a little bitch and the games start way too late and I am drunker than cooter brown by the 2nd half" post.

    by jhill
    2017-10-07 15:07:20

    Now I feel better.

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    SMH. I will never ever understand it. Especially for a pro.

    by jhill
    2017-09-24 15:36:24


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