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    The other thread is nigh unreadable. Zeous, if you have any evidence to support your claims that juries make laws do it here please.

    by ironman1315
    2019-06-13 10:07:42

    I mean, you don't. But whatever, please do it here. The other thread is getting hard to read.

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    Huntley is 16/130 QB.

    by ironman1315
    2019-06-11 09:59:20

    https://athlonsports.com/college-football /college-football-starting-quarterback-ran kings-2019

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    Vietnam manipulates its Dong.

    by ironman1315
    2019-05-09 21:55:13

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-09 /us-treasury-expands-currency-probe-may-na me-vietnam-dong-manipulator

    The US found out due to the sudden outbreak of hairy palms and blindness at the Vietnam treasury department.

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    Bradlee Anae laying down smack.

    by ironman1315
    2019-05-08 10:20:44

    https://twitter.com/bradleeanae/status/11 25908336065503234?s=21

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    Friggin' Ogden man. Utah woman accused of giving minors lapdances at her house

    by ironman1315
    2019-04-02 13:39:27

    https://kutv.com/news/local/utah-mother-c harged-for-giving-children-lap-dances-drug s-alcohol-at-birthday-party

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    Why is my left knee popping?

    by ironman1315
    2019-02-27 22:06:56

    Or, why can't I keep my knee bent for longer than 5 minutes straight without it going stiff.

    Last week I went on a hike and my right knee, one that has had problems for a decade or so now, was giving me fits, so I favored my left knee on the downhill of the Delicate Arch hike in Arches National Park. Lefty was a touch sore but slept and it was fine.

    Fast forward a week, and I fell asleep in my chair, knees bent, and now my left knee gets super stiff when it's bent for a few minutes at a time and won't loosen up until I force it straight and it pops. It's been getting better these past couple of days, but why is this happening? Webmd says cancer.

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    Got this guy. That's okay I guess.

    by ironman1315
    2019-02-05 19:40:11

    https://twitter.com/BamideleOlaseni/statu s/1092973085903462400

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    Looks like Northetn Arizona will get the death penalty because Sean Miller paid students.

    by ironman1315
    2019-01-23 16:58:41

    https://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/co llege/ua/2019/01/22/book-richardson-briber y-charge-arizona-basketball/2645459002/

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    Wilmore RB decommits from USC 4*

    by ironman1315
    2019-01-15 09:05:13

    Formerly committed to USC. Had a recent visit with us. He has decommitted from USC now.

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    Ironman's new idea for sports consumption

    by ironman1315
    2019-01-07 10:51:39

    I think we all know that the present cable model is going to die a slow and agonizing death. And I can only help but wonder what will happen to the PAC-12 when that eventually happens.

    However, if I could work my will, I would start a “Netflix for sports” that would carry live sports as well as acquire rights to classic games. I have no idea what the pricing structure would be, I kind of like a cheap one that will show the same commercials you would get on regular TV and a not as cheap one that would cut out a lot of commercials and do other things with that airtime (stats analysis and such that you could interact with). But, alas, I have no money and no expertise in anything that would help me get there. (And the sports giants would do everything they could to kill the s**t out of this service.)

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    Ex-USC b-ball coach pleads guilty

    by ironman1315
    2019-01-02 11:21:35

    Uh-oh, spaghetti-os!

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    Who wants an expanded stadium U do...does? We're getting an expanded stadium. Conference tmorrow at 10

    by ironman1315
    2018-11-13 10:42:04

    https://twitter.com/JFurKSL/status/106239 8328938291200

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    Leach is calling it like it is.

    by ironman1315
    2018-10-19 23:40:35

    https://sports.yahoo.com/yahoo-sports-exc lusive-wsus-mike-leach-called-pac-12-offic iating-via-text-controversial-usc-game-044 605525.html

    Good for him.

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    I was listening to the Dan Patrick show

    by ironman1315
    2018-10-19 08:42:19

    Bilas was the guest I believe. He said college football has a cheating problem wherein players get off shore accounts and use debit cards. This makes the money untraceable. Crazy.

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    Time for the crazy ass prediction thread.

    by ironman1315
    2018-10-12 17:42:20

    Here are my 3 crazy ass predictions:

    1) Moss gets 232 yards rushing on 3 carries buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut he doesn’t score on any of those carries. Huntley will throw a TD immediately after each carry.

    2) Covey throws to himself for a touchdown.

    3) Jaylon Johnson has 3 picks a fumble recovery and a safety.

    What are yours?

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    Whittingham is a gem

    by ironman1315
    2018-10-08 11:47:19

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    Huntley throwin' some frustration at the media

    by ironman1315
    2018-10-07 00:37:15

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    AZ sucks at football.

    by ironman1315
    2018-09-29 22:38:00

    Better fire Whitt for that too.

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    UW game

    by ironman1315
    2018-09-22 21:56:51

    3 and 17 at 1:45ish on the clock in the second. Running back gets nailed in the head, far harder than Blair's or Fotu's but nah, no targeting.

    I don't understand what that word even means anymore.

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    Huntley and the Offense

    by ironman1315
    2018-09-22 20:57:57

    The biggest problem with Huntley is his decision making. And this is the biggest flaw with Utah lo these many years. Our QBs aren’t very good decision makers. Why that is I dont know. I am inclined to say the no TOs mantra is breaking minds. Option 2 is we focus on the body of the QB and not the mind of him. But that is my $.02

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    Upon Further Review

    by ironman1315
    2018-09-17 09:47:38

    There is no one problem with the offense. It wasn't just the play calling (which could have been better). It wasn’t just the drops (which shouldn’t have happened). It wasn’t just the fumbles (inexcusable). It wasn’t just the QB playing poorly (and it he did). It was a complete meltdown. But the worst part is, the meltdown was because of little things. Our guys weren’t getting beat because WU was just flat out more talented. They lost because they didn’t do the little things right and do them consistently.

    This loss was frustrating. Because it was right there and we didn’t take it.

    Heres my perspective on fixing it:

    1) feed the RBs. They were getting good gains. Feed them.

    2) Huntley shouldn’t be doing RPO until he can make the right running read.

    3) WRs practice all week should be catching the damn ball. Ratchet up the speed if need be but catch it.

    4) take the whole offense to a sports shrink. We got the yips.

    5) feed. The. RBs.

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    Hawaii v CSU.

    by ironman1315
    2018-08-25 21:04:54

    There is no defense only Zuul.

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    RSL is kicking the $#!+ out of Colorado.

    by ironman1315
    2018-08-25 20:47:25

    Granted, one red card was weak. But whatevs. I’ll take this win in the road.

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    Ironman the tweet compiler is back

    by ironman1315
    2018-08-13 21:26:44

    Riley Notebook

    https://twitter.com/espn700bill/status/10 29139122756046849

    Gunther Recap

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1029086998886146048

    Scalley on Yertle the Pirtle

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1029084561655750661

    Talkin' with Taylor

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1029084014705958912


    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1029082708301897729


    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1029082242738352128

    Pease's assessment:

    https://twitter.com/ESPN700/status/102908 0117161512962


    https://twitter.com/ESPN700/status/102907 4975372627968

    Block U Notes

    https://twitter.com/BlockU/status/1029191 217530249216

    FAcer Story about the Scrimmage

    https://twitter.com/desnewssports/status/ 1029174527559794688

    Real talk with Reggie!!!!

    https://twitter.com/Utah_Football/status/ 1029153705268994048

    Fun memory from last year:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3MK7VYY To

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    FB with Utah's FB team

    by ironman1315
    2018-08-13 10:13:19

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    It's Tweetin' Time

    by ironman1315
    2018-08-08 22:42:01

    Link to Notes from Bartle the Bard.

    https://twitter.com/SBartle247/status/102 7364513027219457

    BR’s Notes:

    https://twitter.com/espn700bill/status/10 27307543998083072

    Anderson Discussion With Riley:

    https://twitter.com/espn700bill/status/10 27291175298822144

    Talkin’ with Guy Holliday:

    https://twitter.com/espn700bill/status/10 27290692064669696

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1027269211511353345

    Ballard Interview:

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1027269945267126274

    Whitt Talkin’ Oline:

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1027268152973905920

    Pirtle Power:

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1027267363840749568

    TT on TH:

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1027266367227981824

    Talkin’ with Enis the Meanest

    https://twitter.com/GuntherESPN700/status /1027264540407357440

    TT on the TEs

    https://twitter.com/ESPN700/status/102726 4954640957440

    Huntley to Covey

    https://twitter.com/desnewssports/status/ 1027293133212508165

    I would say s**t it’s 60 yards, but eh, seen it from Gay before.

    https://twitter.com/desnewssports/status/ 1027290951134281728

    Shelly to Fotheringham

    https://twitter.com/desnewssports/status/ 1027292397661609984

    Circle Drill? Circle Drill!

    https://twitter.com/Utah_Football/status/ 1027227108077006848

    Rollin’ with Moss

    https://twitter.com/JJSportsBeat/status/1 027263667597803520

    And here is a throwback for us to remember last year by:

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    Real Talk with Reggie Season 2 Ep. 1 with the Yassmanian Devil

    by ironman1315
    2018-08-08 10:26:51


    Yay sports.

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    Camp day 3

    by ironman1315
    2018-08-04 04:31:05

    https://www.ksl.com/article/46371209/utes -wrap-up-1st-week-of-fall-camp-with-defens ive-heavy-3rd-day

    Sounds like Enis will be a menace for opposing defenses. How’s Thimpson doing any guesses? Whitt didn’t list him as one of the standouts.

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    Remember the case where the girl convinced her BF to kill himself?

    by ironman1315
    2018-07-31 23:23:27

    There has been an appeal.
    I haven't read the appeal but it's based on juvenile criminal law and, more interestingly, free speech.
    https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/11/us/texting -suicide-case-appeal/index.html

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    Sad Testicles

    by ironman1315
    2018-07-27 20:09:57

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-4 4982570

    Not the name of Provo. But a town in Ghana.

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    I am going to ignore the moving the goal posts, brah. Because you're the one doing it. The original debate started when I tried to explain the present common law system that we have.
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    You would do well to understand the difference between questions of law and fact.
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    The other thread is nigh unreadable. Zeous, if you have any evidence to support your claims that juries make laws do it here please.
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    Fun fact, jury nullification is a construct of criminal law since prosecutors can't appeal a non-conviction (they can sentences though).
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