In one of the greatest Utefan.net ironies of all time...
by Ute King 2013-05-28 17:31:25
...longtime (he'll tell you) Utefans.net poster New York pokes out of whatever hole he came from to whine about someone making fun of his son. Yet, he had this to say about one of our "lesser" longtime members' sons:
From: New York
Date: Jun 18, 2011 05:45 PM
Subject: RE: The Tank keeps growning, he's 3 years old now and is 40 inches 42 lbs. I can't feed this kid enough, he's in the 95% on both is height and weight
Great! Good luck with your bragging about blimp. I cannot wait to see him on the defensive line. Don't let him flabbify! Yawn...I could not help it! Really...do you think people care about your kid being huge? THERE ARE many MORE THINGS IN THIS WORLD. I hope hr brcomes amazing and gifted. That is great for you and I am happy. Do not count on anyone waiting for your "Yawn" pronouncements. Seriously...get a life!
Then he followed it up by commenting on how apparently some female Utefans.net members (not sure how longtime) looked like linebackers and needed to lose weight.
2 years ago, I asked New York to post a picture of his studly self here on Utefans so that we could judge and mock him in the same way he so shamelessly mocked others. Unsurprisingly, he hasn't. Instead, he pops up from his hole to proclaim what a great Ute fan he is because he graduated here and blah blah fucking bullshit I don't care.
Show your face and your lithe body, New York. Until then, you're a 400-pound fat fuck who likes to pick on small children from behind the safety of a computer screen - Making you disgustingly obese, yet pathetically tiny at the same time.
Anyone know of a reasonably-priced Whirlpool service person in SLC?
by Ute King 2011-10-07 15:49:30
I just got quoted $129 to replace the light bulb in a microwave oven. If there was an obvious way to do it and not a warning about extreme electrical shock danger in the owner's manual, I'd just do it myself.
$129. For a light bulb. They just don't build them like they used to. Thank God for that.
Actually, I think I have the best wife in the world...
by Ute King 2011-09-23 09:08:11
I've been salivating at the chance to go to the Pittsburgh game - not just because it's a new destination and a Ute game, but for the chance to see Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater.
Yes, I'm an architecture geek.
Well, I had things mostly planned out last winter, but circumstances have changed and my lovely wife won't be able to come with me. I told her that it wasn't going to work out and the budget was a bit thin anyway - I just wouldn't go, but she insisted I do.
So this last weekend, I got together with my architecture geek/Ute fan buddy to finalize plane tickets and a car rental. We have a free hotel room to stay in so that's taken care of. That's when my wife told me she was going to use her frequent flyer miles (which she's been accumulating for years) to buy my ticket.
So I've got a basically free trip to Pittsburgh to geek out and see the Utes. My wife rules.
Come on people. We've lost focus! Forget who's hot, let's remember who's FAT!
by Ute King 2011-06-29 08:58:47
It's now been 53 days since our favorite Internet Tough Guy from the great city of New York informed us how damn fat we all are. Since it's easy to judge people from thousands of miles away (supposedly) and claim that you are doing it for our own good (supposedly), then send private messages to a board member regarding the corpulence of their 3-year old, then it should be really easy to post a verifiable picture of yourself for the rest of us to judge.
What say you, New York? Is this the day you man up and do it? Or does our long national nightmare continue?
It's been 42 days since Utefans poster New York declared FATwa on this board. Now he steps up his game to attack small children...
by Ute King 2011-06-18 15:12:27
The question remains, New York, when will you be man enough to step up and post a verifiable picture of yourself so we can all judge YOU. To talk shit on a kid is about the lowest thing I've seen on this board.
SO - when are you going to sack up and post your picture?
Or do we just have to assume that you're a 5'3", 450 pound sloth that lives in his mom's basement? Because if you don't post a picture, that's what I'm going to do.
You eediots do realize that you now have less than 24 hours to prepare...
by Ute King 2011-05-12 12:40:33
for the GREATEST BOCCE SMACKDOWN EVER!
I hope you've at least begun to prepare yourself mentally for the epic smackdown you will face under the scorching hot sun of the Sandy Parkway TOMORROW AT 12:30! There is, of course, no way to physically prepare yourself for it. Except by providing your own damn lunch because I will not be dispensing PB&Js - only pain.
I will be in the grassy parkway in front of Sandy City Hall tomorrow at 12:30 PM sharp with a bocce set and a bad attitude. If you'd like to debate Sunday play or get your ass beat down in a no-holds barred bocce match, be there...
by Ute King 2011-03-31 13:55:55
I will lay the bocce smack down upon you, but I won't provide a sack lunch. Bring yer own.
The Zoob that wrote that Brandon Doman Wikipedia article missed some golden opportunities to point out The Domanator's awesomeness.
by Ute King 2011-01-10 15:38:05
Like the fact that The Domanator played for three different teams during 2002. That's awesome! Most good players only play on one team during a given calendar year. AND, The Domanator played for the San Francisco 49ers not once, but TWICE. That must mean he's twice as good as Joe Montana.
I'm guessing these awesome stats are due to his blistering .640% completion percentage. But hey, not everyone can miss 155 out of every 156 pass attempts.
One question for the thousands of lawyers on the board and one question for the 50 other people...
by Ute King 2010-12-30 08:37:09
For the lawyers: If someone were to crash into you while driving like a complete douchecanoe in a snowstorm, would you be able to sue them for negligence? What would be the standard? A citation? What testimony would be needed? Okay, so that's more than one question. Sue me.
For the rest of us: If there was the threat of getting your pants sued off, would you all (present company excepted of course) STOP DRIVING LIKE COMPLETE F&*^$)(&(*$#*(%^*)$%^$%#%#^$ING MORONS?
Hey North Redzoners or anyone who was told that they weren't allow to hang anything on a rail yesterday, boardmail me if you're interested in your name being included in an email to Chris Hill regarding these issues...
by Ute King 2010-11-07 14:11:24
I'm going to include some comments I've heard here with regards to different "crowd control" rules from game to game along with some questions on how it's gotten so bad to get in to the stadium (it took us 45 minutes to walk from the Guardsman Lot before we got to our seats).
Boardmail me your email address and full name if you're interested and I'll send out a draft to review if you want your name on it.
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