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    The Thrill
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    I flew a helicopter for several years, sad stuff out of New York… But

    by The Thrill
    2019-06-10 12:48:10

    I’ve known several people who have crashed a helicopter and a couple who have lost their lives. Not one second on the news was devoted to their stories. For the last hour I’ve been listening to nonstop news out of one helicopter crash in New York City. Yes I understand somebody lost their life but on average there are 2 to 3 helicopter crashes per week in the United States, hardly any of them get mentioned because they’re not in New York City. It would be nice if the media, and of the government while I’m at it would recognize that there is a rest of the country besides New York City and Washington DC.

    Politically speaking Utah is completely ignored when it comes to federal politics or news

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    I just visited the 7-Eleven on 3rd east and 4th south

    by The Thrill
    2019-06-07 12:39:20

    It appears meth is still really popular.
    And apparently it’s really popular to smell like shit.

    There’s a Hindi man working at the store and in the 90 seconds I was there he was told “Merry Christmas” and asked “ are you from this country? “ By two different individuals with a total of 7 1/2 teeth.

    I don’t remember Washington Square being this bad but it’s been a while. Is this pretty common now?

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    Texas 5* WR Bru McCoy to transfer. What are the odds that he and Rising are friends?

    by The Thrill
    2019-06-01 09:35:09

    I’m going to say very low since he only committed in January. But how sweet would that be for Utah to steal two Texas players?

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    Does it seem there are a crazy amount of super annoying mufflers on the roads lately or am I just getting old?

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-27 19:48:54

    It’s really annoying nonetheless.

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    Traffic tip. The freeway ramp meters are not drag strip launching points.

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-27 11:00:29

    Gunning the engine on green counteracts the purpose of congestion calming meters. Couple that with humans inability to leave space and merging is the reason freeways come to a literal standstill at every merge point.

    A. You’re allowed to use the full length of the on-ramp, squeezing into a tight spot as soon as possible is a terrible decision.

    B. Fall in line with the general flow of traffic is by design, racing ahead of the car next to you only puts more vehicles in the same location. Look up Pauli exclusion principle.

    C. You do have to accelerate at a reasonable rate. Reaching the top of the on-ramp at a speed matching the current freeway rate is most optimal for merging. In other words if you’re going 35 and merging into 70 mph traffic, you’re doing it wrong.

    D. Traffic is designed to move at a constant rate. Freeways are designed to flow without the need of using brakes. If you ever use your brake on the freeway, you’re doing it wrong. You should be allowed to travel freely if you allow enough space. Trust me, it works. Lifting off the gas and using the engine to decelerate is most encouraged. Touching the brakes means you’re following too close.

    E. Leaving enough space allows for merging and lane changing to avoid slower traffic. Slower traffic must stay to the right, this does not mean the left lane is only for those wanting to go excessive speeds. The left lane should only be used as a temporary passing of slower traffic. Never stay in the left lane as this should be used for others to get by.

    When in doubt, just stay home. If you’re afraid or scared to drive in traffic you should just not go outside. Most traffic issues if not all of them would be solved if people just left enough room to share the toad with other cars. Unfortunately, you’re a very selfish species who have great difficulty in sharing.

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    Utes pick up a JUCO LB this morning. Beat out Oklahoma State

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-25 10:05:36

    Trennan Carlson.
    6’3” 230 out of Ventura CC
    STUD linebacker who could play some DE.

    Utah LB core is rebuilding nicely.

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    Are you big enough?

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-22 16:39:58

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    Oregon State top opponents. Utah #1

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-20 13:11:21

    Ranking Oregon State's 2019 Football Opponents

    The Utes are the clear favorite to repeat as south division champs, as they appear to be miles ahead of the pack in a mediocre division. They should be even better than a year ago, giving them the opportunity to avenge their loss to Washington in the conference championship game. The dynamic combination of quarterback Tyler Huntley and running back Zack Moss will be back for their senior seasons, ready to torment opposing defenses in 2019. On the defensive side, Bradlee Anae leads a defensive line that could be the best Utah has had since joining the conference. The Utes’ stingy defense allowed just 19.4 points per game last season, and that number will likely improve en route to a potential Pac-12 crown.

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    Athlon Top 25. Utah #13. Ahead of Oregon, just behind UW

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-20 13:09:42

    Athlon projects the top 25 teams for 2019

    The line is one of the best in the nation, with Bradlee Anae and tackles Leki Fotu and John Penisini poised to challenge for All-America honors. Transfers Manny Bowen (Penn State) and Francis Bernard (BYU) are likely to fill the void left behind by Chase Hansen and Cody Barton at linebacker.

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    Everybody I know's watchin' Giannis

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-19 21:44:02

    I always did like Fred Van Vleet; always did like Fred.
    Nobody's steely like Fred Van Vleet. Whatever happened to Fred?
    Whatever happened to Fred Van Vleet? Don't forget about Fred.

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    Countdown to fall 2019 - 102 days (Remember how long ago the Superbowl was? That long)

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-19 11:46:38

    COUNTDOWN TO FALL

    -3458 days Days since BYU last beat Utah
    -139 days 2018 Holiday Bowl
    -132 days Clemson 44 Alabama 16

    -107 days --------------- FEBRUARY ----------------
    -105 days Superbowl LIII
    -66 days Utah 54 Oregon 66 Pac12 Tournament

    -48 days --------------- APRIL ----------------
    -41 days Virginia 85 Texas Tech 77 (NCG)
    -36 days Red-White Spring game
    -36 days NBA Playoffs begin
    -35 days The Masters Final Round Tiger wins
    -28 days Zombie Jesus Day
    -28 days Coachella ends (India CA)
    -24 days NFL Draft
    -25 days Alan Parsons “The Secret” release


    -18 days --------------- MAY ----------------
    -13 days Ramadan begins
    -12 days Alex Smith 35th birthday
    -7 days Mothers Day
    -5 days NBA Draft Lottery
    -1 days Armed Forces Day
    0 days PGA Championship – Bethpage
    0 days Electric Daisy Carnival (Vegas)
    0 days Living Traditions Festival
    0 days Flaming Gorge Fishing derby
    ***************************************** **********TODAY**************
    5 days Aladdin (Movie)
    7 days Indianapolis 500
    8 days NHL Stanley Cup (Boston vs ????)
    8 days Memorial Day
    8 days Skeletonwitch (Metro)
    11 days NBA Finals Begin
    12 days Ogden Music Festival Fort Buenaventura
    12 days Lagoon open summer season
    12 days Godzilla: King of Monsters (Movie)
    12 days Three Dog Night (Wendover)

    13 days --------------- JUNE ----------------
    13 days Hurricane season begins
    13 days Utah Pride Festival
    15 days Utah Senior State Am Golf (Jeremy Ranch G&CC)
    15 days Feast of Breaking the fast
    18 days New Kids on the Block (Vivint)
    19 days Toad The Wet Sprocket (Depot)
    19 days X-Men Dark Phoenix (Movie)
    20 days Belmont Stakes, NY
    20 days Midway Dirty Dash
    20 days Foghat (Sandy Amphitheater)
    20 days Garth Brooks (Mile High Stadium – Denver)
    21 days Blues, Brews & BBQ (Snowbasin) begins
    23 days E3 - Las Vegas
    23 days Rob Thomas (Depot)
    25 days US Open Golf – Pebble Beach CA
    25 days Brad Paisley (Usana)
    26 days Utah Blues Festival (Gallivan)
    26 days Men in Black : International Shaft (Movie)
    27 days Beer Fest Begins (Snowbird)
    27 days Utah Asian Festival (Mtn America Expo)
    27 days NCAA Baseball Regionals
    27 days Alabama (Maverick)
    28 days Fathers Day
    30 days Train / Goo Goo Dolls (Usana)
    32 days Utah Arts Festival
    32 days NBA Draft
    32 days 2019 Trip to the Moon (Stargazer Ranch)
    32 days Eddie Izzard (Eccles)
    33 days Summer Solstace
    33 days NHL Draft
    33 days Third Eye Blind (Usana)
    33 days Toy Story 4 (Movie)
    33 days Claypool Lennon Delerium (Eccles)
    34 days Rain: Beatles tribute (Eccles)
    35 days Phil Steele College Preview Release
    37 days Howard Jones (Red Butte)
    37 days Rent begins (Eccles)
    38 days Astronomy Festival (Bryce Canyon)
    39 days Panguitch Valley Balloon rally
    39 days Salt Lake Gaming Con (Salt Palace)
    40 days Yesterday (Movie)
    40 days Paul McCartney (T-Mobile – Las Vegas)
    41 days Loudfest (Usana)

    42 days --------------- JULY ----------------
    42 days Ziggy Marley (Newpark)
    42 days Rent ends (Eccles)
    43 days Wimbledon Starts
    44 days Santana (Usana)
    44 days Spider-man: Far from home (Movie)
    46 days July 4th
    48 days Tour de France 1st stage
    49 days August Burns Red (Depot)
    50 days 121st Utah State Amateur (Soldier Hollow)
    51 days MLB All-Star Game – Cleveland OH
    52 days AAA All-Star Game – El Paso TX
    53 days Hugh Jackman (Vivint)
    54 days Utah Greek Festival
    54 days Crawl (Movie)
    55 days Ariana Grande (Vivint)
    56 days Wimbledon Final
    56 days Lyle Lovett (Red Butte)
    58 days Shawn Mendes (Vivint)
    60 days British Open – Dunluce
    60 days NFL Training Camp
    60 days Shinedown (Usana)
    60 days Seal (Red Butte)
    61 days The Lion King (Movie)
    62 days Daniel Tosh (Eccles)
    65 days Nathaniel Rateliff (Red Butte)
    66 days Pie and Beer day/Kyle Kuzma day
    66 days Pac 12 Media Day
    68 days Butlerville Days
    68 days Trampled by Turtles (Red Butte)
    68 days Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (Movie)
    69 days Rodrigo y Gabriela (Newpark)
    69 days Country fan Fest (Deseret Peak)
    70 days Tour de France stage 21
    71 days Fall Camp (expected)
    72 days Saliva (Royal Bar)
    73 days Utah Senior Open Golf (Toana Vista GC)
    74 days MLS All-Star game – Orlando
    74 days NFL Hall of Fame game
    74 days Bear Lake Raspberry Days

    74 days --------------- AUGUST ----------------
    74 days Slipknot / Behemoth / Gojira / Volbeat (Usana)
    74 days Young the Giant (Gallivan)
    75 days Park City Arts Festival
    75 days Reggae on the River (Garberville CA)
    75 days Fast and Furious 34 (Movie)
    75 days 98 Degrees (Wendover)
    76 days Summit County Demolition Derby (Coalville)
    76 days Midvale Harvest Days
    78 days Jonny Lang (Red Butte)
    79 days Hot August Nights Car show (Reno NV)
    80 days Mandolin Orange (Red Butte)
    80 days Backstreet Boys (Vivint)
    80 days Wiz Khalifa (Usana)
    81 days Salt Lake County Fair (SJ Fairgrounds)
    81 days Reverend Horton Heat (Depot)
    83 days Indigo Girls (Newpark)
    85 days Tour of Utah begins
    86 days Perseids Meteor Shower peak
    86 days Mumford & Sons (Usana)
    86 days Book of Mormon begins (Eccles)
    87 days Lord Huron (Red Butte)
    87 days Blinded by the Light (Movie)
    88 days Lost 80s (Sandy City Amphitheater)
    91 days Tour of Utah final day
    91 days Lagoon last day of summer season
    92 days Steve Miller Band (Red Butte)
    93 days 311 / Dirty Heads (Usana)
    96 days Utah Renaissance Faire - Thanksgiving Point
    97 days Utah Fan Fest - expected
    98 days Burning Man 2019
    98 days Book of Mormon ends (Eccles)
    99 days US Open Tennis - New York
    100 days Dave Matthews Band (Usana)
    102 days Game 1 at BYU
    103 days Heart (Usana)
    104 days Sting (Usana)

    105 days --------------- SEPTEMBER ----------------
    106 days Lil Wayne / Blink-182 (Usana)
    108 days Elton John (Vivint)
    109 days Comic Con 2019 (Salt Palace)
    110 days It 2 (Movie)
    110 days Metallica (Chase Center – San Francisco)
    111 days Ron White (Wendover)
    114 days Die Antwood (Depot)
    115 days 2019 doTERRA meeting (Salt Palace)
    118 days Carrie Underwood (Vivint)
    118 days KISS (Usana)
    119 days Deep Purple (Eccles)
    121 days Melvins (Urban Lounge)
    135 days Robert Plant (Eccles)

    As always, any suggestions for additions or subtractions are welcome.

    Go Utes!

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    Love your mother. Gifts and material items are always less important than simply loving your mother

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-12 10:41:03

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/12/us/mothers -day-anna-jarvis-founder-trnd/index.html

    Please avoid the commercialism bullshit America spoon feeds you. All your mother wants is a phone call and to be remembered.

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    I just heard about Utah law for motorcycles and lane filtering

    by The Thrill
    2019-05-08 20:05:01

    I’ll admit I’ve done this many times in the past if traffic just isn’t moving I’m glad to see it’s now allowed even though I never got pulled over for it in the past. My fear is the automobile driver who isn’t aware that this is a thing now.

    I was doing lane filtering on a busy road of stopped traffic in Utah county a few years ago, and some nut job swerved over to block me. I told him "I'm just getting out of everyone's way" he told me "that's not fair" and I "need to wait like everybody else." I just went around him. I just worry about the self appointed Road deputies who aren’t letting normal traffic merge in regular traffic, as you’re supposed to. I have a feeling high anxiety drivers will try to enforce their own rules

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    The Thrill's top ten reason I can't stand the NBA

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-30 20:55:28

    10. Ticket prices are out of control
    9. NBA salaries are out of control
    8. The color coordinated playoff shirts for fans
    7. Stadiums blasting music during the game
    6. Everyone is a three point shooter
    5. The G league
    4. Playoff slogans, like "Rise Together"
    3. Referee inconsistency, call a travel
    2. Getting away with violations because they're a star
    1. That it's not basketball, it's entertainment.

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    Had a "friend" suggest the Netflix show "Behind the Curve"....

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-28 12:38:13

    First off, yes he's an idiot

    He wouldn't explain the ending, but that's ok.

    I asked him to show me a flat Earth map.



    I had him identify Brazil and Australia
    Then Identify Norway and Australia.

    Then I asked him to identify how long it would take to fly between the two places.

    FTR - Norway to Australia roughly 9900 miles
    FTR - Brazil to Australia roughly 8700 miles

    Then I asked him to look at flight times

    FTR - Norway to Australia roughly 9900 miles - 20 hours
    FTR - Brazil to Australia roughly 8700 miles - 18 1/2 hours

    Then to look at his map.



    Why would it take 90 minutes longer to fly that route based on his map?

    Can you tell me? Because he can't.

    The only answer he has is "they're all in on this round Earth scam."

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    I just watched Top Gun for the first time in 29 years. What a terrible movie

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-27 22:42:11

    Not because of the homoerotic overtones, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's just a bad movie.

    15 year old me would argue but I've learned a thing or two over the last three decades.

    The plot. There isn't one. It's a romance film between Maverick and Iceman.
    Predictable? Entirely.
    Dialogue? Juvenile
    Characters? Dull. Goose is the most likeable only because of Meg Ryan and he's funny. Everybody else is a jingoistic douche.

    The soundtrack is still classic and there are some beautiful shots of Miramar. Other than that it's just a bad advertisement for the Navy.

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    And just like that, Damian Lillard solidifies himself as the greatest basketball player to ever come out of the state of Utah

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-23 23:57:23

    Some would say Andre Miller, some would say Tom Chambers.
    I'd throw in Byron Scott or Danny Ainge as top 5 but Lillard must from this point forward be referred to as the greatest basketball product from the state of Utah.

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    Red Rocks currently in 4th after 2 rotations -0.1625 behind

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-19 12:10:27

    UCLA 98.700
    Michigan 98.6375
    LSU 98.6250
    Utah 98.5375

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    The Onion is no longer fake news....they are future news

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-12 08:55:47

    I was just listening to a lead "reporter" from the Onion talk about how tough it is these days for them to write satirical articles due to our current administration.

    For example, this writer mentioned a recent article where he was proclaiming that Donald Trump declared "America is full." And then just before print, Trump actually said that. At this point he couldn't release the article because that would destroy the integrity of The Onion.

    He mentioned a couple of other articles that never made print, like one headline "Trump and Un become best buddies and discuss hotels in North Korea."... and then that happened.

    So, if you're looking for up to the in the near future news, look no further than The Onion.

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    I don't care what anybody says, "One Shining Moment" is a great tradition

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-08 23:01:57

    I love the song, it's cheesy but so are all fight songs. It's what it represnts, 68 teams all fighting for their lives in the spotlight of America for 3 weeks. The video showing all the great moments gets me every time.

    I hope it never goes away, but it could use some more Utah highlights from time to time

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    Tristan Enaruna, why zero interest in Utah?

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-07 10:56:21

    Should we even count Wasatch Academy as a Utah high school? Most of the kids aren’t from Utah, they’re a recruit school. I just saw this kid is a top 100 recruit with no interest in Utah.

    Did K even try on this kid? I know the staff is tied into the AAU leagues but some guys keep slipping through.

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    It should be noted that Davide Moretti had Utah in his final 4 schools before he chose Texas Tech

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-06 22:06:47

    Doesn’t make us feel any better but oh what could’ve been.

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    Tried to get a quote from Action Plumbing....don’t do it

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-04 20:49:38

    First off, the guy was thirty minutes late and called me to ask if I still wanted him to come over. And asked “so what do you want from us?”

    Then after 30 minutes of this guy bad mouthing his competitors and telling me how awesome his crew is he makes me tell him the details of what I’m looking for. All I know is I need a central air unit and a new furnace,. I don’t have a clue what else so I tell him “not sure, that’s what you’re here to help me figure out,” The guy tells me “I can’t just guess, but I guess I have to.” I told him I’m just looking for options.

    Then the guy wanders around my house counting vents and berating the paint job in the house until he says “I’ll put together three options for you, good, better and best” which is what the scheduling person said was standard procedure. Not sure why I had to force that out of him.

    So my new buddy leaves and says he’ll email me a quote, I ask him “Do you want my email?” His response “naa, I’ll just text it to you” that was three days ago. Nothing.

    Luckily there are plenty of options out there

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    I didn’t think 4th South could get worse but somehow it managed to actually get worse

    by The Thrill
    2019-04-02 12:58:34

    It just took me 17 minutes to get from 5th East to 2nd East

    Mainly because one left arrow turn light decided it was done being green for the day

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    Bhad Bhabie coming next month, who down to catch me outside? How bout dat?

    by The Thrill
    2019-03-26 22:04:55

    Jailbait tour 2019!

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    I watched the local hacks for the first time in about 20 years tonight

    by The Thrill
    2019-03-24 23:31:41

    I can’t believe I used to think locals sports broadcasters were cool. Watching them now with a better understanding of how society works, these guys are creepy nobody’s. They swoon over high school and college aged kids then beat their chest with a bravado of arrogance with little to show.

    The only people I assume who still look up to these local clowns are 15-20 year old kids as I was when I actually thought they were somebody. Kinda pathetic really. Devoting your entire life to the success of others.

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    What country is Payton Pritchard from? His accent is confusing

    by The Thrill
    2019-03-24 21:50:12

    Oregon is not a #12 seed. Early in the season they were ranked #13 in the nation. With Bol Bol they’re easily a top 5 team. Even without him this team is a top 20 team. Meaning 5 seed at worst.

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    12/32 higher seeds won in round 1. I love it

    by The Thrill
    2019-03-23 07:03:04

    I read that on ESPN only 9 out of 17,200,000 brackets remain perfect

    For the record I went 28-4 so far

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    FFU....are you Tokolosh?

    by The Thrill
    2019-03-21 20:58:47

    https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message .html?id=21443232

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    I know I’m in the minority here but I think Impractical Jokers is not funny at all

    by The Thrill
    2019-03-20 22:37:26

    It’s as if Tom Green and Bob and Tom had a kid and shit out Impractical Jokers. Just terrible

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    Kids are efficient. They’d all know which teachers were designated and either avoid them or take them out first.
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    Watch out for those free breakfasts, crazy $#!+ can go down
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    If by that you mean American then I'm a true patriot
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    The NRA needs a Democrat administration
    (17 days ago, 1 stars)

    I blame television
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    I’ve plumped up to a 34” waste and feel like a blob of lard.
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    Maybe Utah should hire his dad or something.
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    He must be thinking agile 7 footers are hard to come by in the NBA
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    Yoeli Childs staying one more year at BYU
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    He’s already transferred to Marquette
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    I’m pretty sure I warned all of you about this last month
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    Oh snap, get that man some aloe vera because he just got burned
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    Have you heard this mumble rap? I tell ya. Back in my day our rap was about Thuggish Ruggish Bones and G thangs.
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    It’s funny you say that because often I feel like that’s what’s happening
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    Bill Buckner also died
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    Selfishly I do it to avoid getting into accidents.
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    These humans are simpletons with one-track minds. I've conceded they'll never understand the concept of planning ahead.
    (20 days ago, 1 stars)

    For a minute I thought Rob Bishop was stealing more native American land
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    Like I said, they should all try it (wink)
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    I agree but anticipating the worst at all times greatly decreases the chances
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    We call them “short-timers”. They won’t be riding bikes for very long even if they survive their accident.
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    I’ve found brandishing a gun usually gets me whatever I want in traffic
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    1 car length for every 10 mph of rate. Nobody remembers this from when they were 16
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    People constantly get in front of me because I allow so much room. I account for that so letting off the gas again provides spacing.
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    Traffic tip. The freeway ramp meters are not drag strip launching points.
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    It’s not just in driving, that’s just the most transparent encounter we have to people
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    It’s like turning right into a two lane road where the right lane is unoccupied.
    (20 days ago, 1 stars)

    I agree, my question is why does this one individual feel so entitled?
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    Honk if you love oil drilling
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    Exactly. It worked in 2016. Double down for 2020
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    Speaking about the breakfast....
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    RE: I see a few mistakes here:
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    This was just one guy yet I’ve seen multiple do this, but they don’t speak for the millions of people who don’t behave that way
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    In the name of forced Patriotism and Nationalism. Amen
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    This is America
    (21 days ago, 4 stars)

    I’m convinced Twitter is about 60% Russian twitter bots that are pro-Trump
    (21 days ago, 5 stars)

    That song is about catching your spouse cheating on you
    (22 days ago, 0 stars)

    You are a brilliant man.
    (22 days ago, 1 stars)

    Utes pick up a JUCO LB this morning. Beat out Oklahoma State
    (22 days ago, 7 stars)

    Got to be honest the first half of both of those songs sounded almost exactly the same to me
    (25 days ago, 0 stars)

    This will cheer you up.
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    Are you big enough?
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    Probably buried behind younger guys
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    Justin Ross has decommitted. JC WR
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    Is there a straw man and a coward involved? I think I’ve seen that movie
    (26 days ago, 0 stars)

    That makes sense
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