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    That was fun.

    by SforkUte
    2018-10-27 07:00:39

    I would also love to put Kelly and Speight on a one way rocket ship in to deep space.

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    Zoinks!

    by SforkUte
    2018-10-10 08:26:39

    Fresh off a win at formerly-No. 14 Stanford, the Utes are 3-2 and 1-2 in Pac-12 play. Friday night's game against the Arizona Wildcats will be the first South Division game Utah plays and will be a key test for the Utes.

    ESPN's Football Power Index (FPI)currently favors Utah in all seven of its remaining games in the 2018 season, starting with the Arizona game Friday, which gives Utah a 81.5 percent chance to win. ESPN's FPI gives Utah the greatest chance to win the BYU game (87.3 percent), while the Arizona State game on the road (54.1 percent) is the least likely win, according to the FPI.

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    Dumpster Day

    by SforkUte
    2018-08-17 15:47:15

    And it came to pass that Holladay just received their annual neighborhood cleanup dumpsters. I really enjoy this time of year. Out goes all the refuse, trash, empty booze containers and stashed porno mags from years gone by. I enjoy seeing random lawn mowers, appliances and other misc garbage carted out by the neIghborhood and thrown into the ever forgiving abyss of the large white maw. The fervor will die down later this afternoon and the ubiquitous hood vultures will make their dumpster circles around the hood looking for that thag treasure which will no doubt be buried under an old Amana stove. Let the games begin!

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    This board needs more explosions, side boob, funny memes, sunsets, poems and silly things.

    by SforkUte
    2017-04-07 12:13:03

    https://youtu.be/ejNy809EKX8

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    Hey slugs! It's Opening Day!!!

    by SforkUte
    2017-04-02 11:06:46

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    Is it a slow news days or is this the end?

    by SforkUte
    2017-03-30 18:10:47

    We live in Utah people, it's spring in Utah and the weather is as schizophrenic as Rocker's UFN profile.

    Watching the 5 o'clock news would lead one to believe that this is the first time it has snowed this winter.

    Snowpocalypse!

    Snowmaggedon!

    Snowuptheass!

    Breaking news from Northern Utah, Salt Lake and Southern Utah!

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    I've been real busy working three jobs, my wife is working two.

    by SforkUte
    2015-06-26 16:44:49

    We really need a new car, my daughter is getting her license this year and we would love to get her some wheels.

    Anyone want to donate to my cause?

    I also have a bum wrist that hurts all the time and my wife gets migraines.

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    Happy Easter everyone. byu wishes you well but be careful....you may get punched in your pie hole if you don't agree.

    by SforkUte
    2015-04-05 07:57:53

    https://twitter.com/CoachAtuaia/status/58 4452355048865793

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    Oh byu.....

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-22 16:54:15

    http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12535890 &ex_cid=espnFB

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    Sorry for this PSA, but it is important and I think we all should help until it hurts.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-22 15:30:47

    Who needs food, bills paid or the other necessities of life?

    We have a fellow sincere Ute fan that needs, of all things? A laptop.

    Please give what you can, please opt out of that next six pack, bag of weed or porn subscription. There is someone in real need here and we need to step it up.

    Thanks in advance.

    http://www.gofundme.com/pfflhk

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    -

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-17 21:54:53

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    I don't really understand the bitching that is taking place about our win last night.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-06 09:52:49

    On average we have been pulverizing teams this year, with the obvious exception of our 6 losses.

    I think a close win, on the road is better for the team overall than another blowout win.

    Just ask yourself, "WWBWS"?

    What would Bill Walton Say?

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    I didn't see anything posted about this last week so I thought today, "The Day After" may be an appropriate time.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-01 12:52:00

    As some of you may know Andy Hill's father, Rick Hill passed away a little over two weeks ago.

    See his online obituary here:

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/idahosta tesman/obituary.aspx?pid=174185081

    A memorial was held for Rick last week. I was lucky to know Rick and Andy through our son's little league baseball league.

    It was held in a very unassuming, social setting where friends and family gathered to celebrate Rick's great life.

    In attendance were Coach K and his entire coaching staff, as well as many current and former players from the U.

    It was great to see the mutual love and respect that everyone had for Rick and amazing to hear how he influenced many lives.

    Sometimes I personally lose sight of what the true meaning of life is. It isn't what you have it is how you live your life and how you can help others along the path of life.

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    I'm not one to get wound up in the recruiting hype but how does byu not put their hat in the ring for Porter Gustin?

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-07 18:07:46

    Bronco said "we knew about him first and evaluated him the most thoroughly" Huh? You knew about him first yet didn't put an offer out to him? Not that you would have snagged him but this is just stupid.

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    uh yeah

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-01 11:20:21

    having a thin skin

    easily bothered by criticism or insults : very sensitive

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    Uh oh....looks like the Bully is on the board.

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-01 08:21:32

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    OK you sausage packers....you are welcome.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-30 16:12:42

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1015 5151560550517&fref=nf

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    -

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-19 12:48:13

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    Wake up Tacoma! It is game day, time to start drinking!

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-17 07:06:16

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    So much for all the hand wringing.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-16 16:03:19

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    I've always been a Wade Boggs fan, now I think I want to marry him.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-14 16:33:49

    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/wade -boggs-charlie-day-107-beers-in-a-day?src= TrueAnth_ESQUIRE_TW&utm_campaign=trueAnthe m:+Trending+Content&utm_content=doUAge&utm _medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter#!doU Age

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    Holly Rowe.....

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-01 21:07:50



    Looks like a:


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    lulz

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-01 19:53:08

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    Merry Christmas thugs!

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-24 09:04:15

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    Half the whankers involved in the brawl don't even sniff the field during the game....

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 23:37:09








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    - Thumbs up -

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 16:51:23

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    Exceptional young man.

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 16:35:35

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    Watched the game in Vegas last night....

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-04 09:09:25

    Before the game started I went to the sports book with every intent to throw some money down on the Utes, they were at -3 before the game started.

    Now, I am not a big time sports gambler but I learned something new last night. This particular sports book took the Ute/Shocker game off the boards because Loveridge was out, I am assuming it skews the line when a player like that won't play.

    I could have been a millionaire!

    Thanks Obama.......

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    LOL!

    by SforkUte
    2014-11-19 18:35:42

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    weeeeeeeeee

    by SforkUte
    2014-11-16 17:44:45

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