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    Thank you UFN.

    by SforkUte
    2019-04-28 17:53:34

    I have browsed the accursed cougarboard a few times this week and it’s inundated with NBA and Jazz posts. I appreciate our board and the fact that we see the NBA for what it is and the Jazz for a waste of time. Bless you.

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    What a tragedy.

    by SforkUte
    2019-04-15 16:23:35

    My wife and I recently celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary. It's been twenty two years of highs and lows. While we tend to put the tough times behind us and cling to the good memories today's news about Notre Dame will be difficult to expunge from our collective memory.

    It was just 12 years ago that I had the opportunity to travel to France for a work meeting. I was lucky enough to have my wife accompany me on the trip. After a week of meetings in a small town on the Brittany Coast we took the TGV back to Paris and spent a wonderful 4 days exploring the city and enjoying each others company. We had traveled to Paris prior but for those of you that are familiar with the city it is vast and never quite adequately covered.

    On this particular trip we decided to focus on the significant architecture of this amazing city. The Abbey of Saint-Germain-des-Prés and the Dome of Les Invalides to name a few. No list of the majesty of Paris would be complete without the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

    We were simply stunned, in total awe of the flying buttresses, the bells and the illustration of the last supper. Honestly really too many to count....let alone remember.

    We were staying in the area where the cathedral has resided since it was completed in 1345, a very charming area called Ile Saint-Louis. After a day of walking the city and a wonderful dinner at a typical Parisian street side café my wife had a life changing idea.

    "Let's renew our vows" at the Cathedral.

    I didn't hesitate to agree.

    The next day we arrived at the steps of the grand entrance into the cathedral. Our good friend Pierre, who lived and worked in Paris accompanied us. Pierre was a coworker of mine, and luckily enough for us an ordained Ecumenical Pastor.

    It's hard to remember exactly what was expressed, but I will never forget the spire of the cathedral, the cool spring air and the commitment that my wife and I once again renewed.

    Flash forward to the news today and I am numb, barely able to watch the horrible news that is splashed over all outlets.

    My wife came home for lunch and I could tell she had been crying. We immediately embraced and consoled each other. Our love had been affirmed in Salt Lake many years ago, renewed again in Paris and now part of our shared life was in flames.

    The spire of the cathedral had always represented our love for each other. The strong foundation of the cathedral, the intricate carvings.....all a physical representation of our love.

    To say that today has been "tough" would be an understatement. My wife sorrowfully went back to work, I on the other hand can't seem to shake the malaise the surrounds me.

    It's amazing that a physical structure and a shared past experience can hold so much weight.

    What the fire took from us can't be replaced, but we can draw strength from our past experience. The remnants of the church are symbolic of our love that will always stand strong.

    My heart aches for those personally affected by this event. We but caught a glimpse of it's eternal power.

    Farewell to the cathedral of our memories, hello to the cathedral of our future.

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    That was fun.

    by SforkUte
    2018-10-27 07:00:39

    I would also love to put Kelly and Speight on a one way rocket ship in to deep space.

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    by SforkUte
    2018-10-10 08:26:39

    Fresh off a win at formerly-No. 14 Stanford, the Utes are 3-2 and 1-2 in Pac-12 play. Friday night's game against the Arizona Wildcats will be the first South Division game Utah plays and will be a key test for the Utes.

    ESPN's Football Power Index (FPI)currently favors Utah in all seven of its remaining games in the 2018 season, starting with the Arizona game Friday, which gives Utah a 81.5 percent chance to win. ESPN's FPI gives Utah the greatest chance to win the BYU game (87.3 percent), while the Arizona State game on the road (54.1 percent) is the least likely win, according to the FPI.

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    Dumpster Day

    by SforkUte
    2018-08-17 15:47:15

    And it came to pass that Holladay just received their annual neighborhood cleanup dumpsters. I really enjoy this time of year. Out goes all the refuse, trash, empty booze containers and stashed porno mags from years gone by. I enjoy seeing random lawn mowers, appliances and other misc garbage carted out by the neIghborhood and thrown into the ever forgiving abyss of the large white maw. The fervor will die down later this afternoon and the ubiquitous hood vultures will make their dumpster circles around the hood looking for that thag treasure which will no doubt be buried under an old Amana stove. Let the games begin!

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    This board needs more explosions, side boob, funny memes, sunsets, poems and silly things.

    by SforkUte
    2017-04-07 12:13:03


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    Hey slugs! It's Opening Day!!!

    by SforkUte
    2017-04-02 11:06:46

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    Is it a slow news days or is this the end?

    by SforkUte
    2017-03-30 18:10:47

    We live in Utah people, it's spring in Utah and the weather is as schizophrenic as Rocker's UFN profile.

    Watching the 5 o'clock news would lead one to believe that this is the first time it has snowed this winter.




    Breaking news from Northern Utah, Salt Lake and Southern Utah!

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    I've been real busy working three jobs, my wife is working two.

    by SforkUte
    2015-06-26 16:44:49

    We really need a new car, my daughter is getting her license this year and we would love to get her some wheels.

    Anyone want to donate to my cause?

    I also have a bum wrist that hurts all the time and my wife gets migraines.

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    Happy Easter everyone. byu wishes you well but be careful....you may get punched in your pie hole if you don't agree.

    by SforkUte
    2015-04-05 07:57:53

    https://twitter.com/CoachAtuaia/status/58 4452355048865793

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    Oh byu.....

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-22 16:54:15

    http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12535890 &ex_cid=espnFB

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    Sorry for this PSA, but it is important and I think we all should help until it hurts.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-22 15:30:47

    Who needs food, bills paid or the other necessities of life?

    We have a fellow sincere Ute fan that needs, of all things? A laptop.

    Please give what you can, please opt out of that next six pack, bag of weed or porn subscription. There is someone in real need here and we need to step it up.

    Thanks in advance.


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    by SforkUte
    2015-03-17 21:54:53

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    I don't really understand the bitching that is taking place about our win last night.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-06 09:52:49

    On average we have been pulverizing teams this year, with the obvious exception of our 6 losses.

    I think a close win, on the road is better for the team overall than another blowout win.

    Just ask yourself, "WWBWS"?

    What would Bill Walton Say?

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    I didn't see anything posted about this last week so I thought today, "The Day After" may be an appropriate time.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-01 12:52:00

    As some of you may know Andy Hill's father, Rick Hill passed away a little over two weeks ago.

    See his online obituary here:

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/idahosta tesman/obituary.aspx?pid=174185081

    A memorial was held for Rick last week. I was lucky to know Rick and Andy through our son's little league baseball league.

    It was held in a very unassuming, social setting where friends and family gathered to celebrate Rick's great life.

    In attendance were Coach K and his entire coaching staff, as well as many current and former players from the U.

    It was great to see the mutual love and respect that everyone had for Rick and amazing to hear how he influenced many lives.

    Sometimes I personally lose sight of what the true meaning of life is. It isn't what you have it is how you live your life and how you can help others along the path of life.

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    I'm not one to get wound up in the recruiting hype but how does byu not put their hat in the ring for Porter Gustin?

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-07 18:07:46

    Bronco said "we knew about him first and evaluated him the most thoroughly" Huh? You knew about him first yet didn't put an offer out to him? Not that you would have snagged him but this is just stupid.

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    uh yeah

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-01 11:20:21

    having a thin skin

    easily bothered by criticism or insults : very sensitive

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    Uh oh....looks like the Bully is on the board.

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-01 08:21:32

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    OK you sausage packers....you are welcome.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-30 16:12:42

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1015 5151560550517&fref=nf

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    by SforkUte
    2015-01-19 12:48:13

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    Wake up Tacoma! It is game day, time to start drinking!

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-17 07:06:16

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    So much for all the hand wringing.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-16 16:03:19

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    I've always been a Wade Boggs fan, now I think I want to marry him.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-14 16:33:49

    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/wade -boggs-charlie-day-107-beers-in-a-day?src= TrueAnth_ESQUIRE_TW&utm_campaign=trueAnthe m:+Trending+Content&utm_content=doUAge&utm _medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter#!doU Age

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    Holly Rowe.....

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-01 21:07:50

    Looks like a:

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    by SforkUte
    2015-01-01 19:53:08

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    Merry Christmas thugs!

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-24 09:04:15

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    Half the whankers involved in the brawl don't even sniff the field during the game....

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 23:37:09

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    - Thumbs up -

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 16:51:23

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    Exceptional young man.

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 16:35:35

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    Watched the game in Vegas last night....

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-04 09:09:25

    Before the game started I went to the sports book with every intent to throw some money down on the Utes, they were at -3 before the game started.

    Now, I am not a big time sports gambler but I learned something new last night. This particular sports book took the Ute/Shocker game off the boards because Loveridge was out, I am assuming it skews the line when a player like that won't play.

    I could have been a millionaire!

    Thanks Obama.......

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