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    That was fun.

    by SforkUte
    2018-10-27 07:00:39

    I would also love to put Kelly and Speight on a one way rocket ship in to deep space.

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    by SforkUte
    2018-10-10 08:26:39

    Fresh off a win at formerly-No. 14 Stanford, the Utes are 3-2 and 1-2 in Pac-12 play. Friday night's game against the Arizona Wildcats will be the first South Division game Utah plays and will be a key test for the Utes.

    ESPN's Football Power Index (FPI)currently favors Utah in all seven of its remaining games in the 2018 season, starting with the Arizona game Friday, which gives Utah a 81.5 percent chance to win. ESPN's FPI gives Utah the greatest chance to win the BYU game (87.3 percent), while the Arizona State game on the road (54.1 percent) is the least likely win, according to the FPI.

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    Dumpster Day

    by SforkUte
    2018-08-17 15:47:15

    And it came to pass that Holladay just received their annual neighborhood cleanup dumpsters. I really enjoy this time of year. Out goes all the refuse, trash, empty booze containers and stashed porno mags from years gone by. I enjoy seeing random lawn mowers, appliances and other misc garbage carted out by the neIghborhood and thrown into the ever forgiving abyss of the large white maw. The fervor will die down later this afternoon and the ubiquitous hood vultures will make their dumpster circles around the hood looking for that thag treasure which will no doubt be buried under an old Amana stove. Let the games begin!

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    This board needs more explosions, side boob, funny memes, sunsets, poems and silly things.

    by SforkUte
    2017-04-07 12:13:03


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    Hey slugs! It's Opening Day!!!

    by SforkUte
    2017-04-02 11:06:46

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    Is it a slow news days or is this the end?

    by SforkUte
    2017-03-30 18:10:47

    We live in Utah people, it's spring in Utah and the weather is as schizophrenic as Rocker's UFN profile.

    Watching the 5 o'clock news would lead one to believe that this is the first time it has snowed this winter.




    Breaking news from Northern Utah, Salt Lake and Southern Utah!

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    I've been real busy working three jobs, my wife is working two.

    by SforkUte
    2015-06-26 16:44:49

    We really need a new car, my daughter is getting her license this year and we would love to get her some wheels.

    Anyone want to donate to my cause?

    I also have a bum wrist that hurts all the time and my wife gets migraines.

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    Happy Easter everyone. byu wishes you well but be careful....you may get punched in your pie hole if you don't agree.

    by SforkUte
    2015-04-05 07:57:53

    https://twitter.com/CoachAtuaia/status/58 4452355048865793

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    Oh byu.....

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-22 16:54:15

    http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12535890 &ex_cid=espnFB

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    Sorry for this PSA, but it is important and I think we all should help until it hurts.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-22 15:30:47

    Who needs food, bills paid or the other necessities of life?

    We have a fellow sincere Ute fan that needs, of all things? A laptop.

    Please give what you can, please opt out of that next six pack, bag of weed or porn subscription. There is someone in real need here and we need to step it up.

    Thanks in advance.


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    by SforkUte
    2015-03-17 21:54:53

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    I don't really understand the bitching that is taking place about our win last night.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-06 09:52:49

    On average we have been pulverizing teams this year, with the obvious exception of our 6 losses.

    I think a close win, on the road is better for the team overall than another blowout win.

    Just ask yourself, "WWBWS"?

    What would Bill Walton Say?

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    I didn't see anything posted about this last week so I thought today, "The Day After" may be an appropriate time.

    by SforkUte
    2015-03-01 12:52:00

    As some of you may know Andy Hill's father, Rick Hill passed away a little over two weeks ago.

    See his online obituary here:

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/idahosta tesman/obituary.aspx?pid=174185081

    A memorial was held for Rick last week. I was lucky to know Rick and Andy through our son's little league baseball league.

    It was held in a very unassuming, social setting where friends and family gathered to celebrate Rick's great life.

    In attendance were Coach K and his entire coaching staff, as well as many current and former players from the U.

    It was great to see the mutual love and respect that everyone had for Rick and amazing to hear how he influenced many lives.

    Sometimes I personally lose sight of what the true meaning of life is. It isn't what you have it is how you live your life and how you can help others along the path of life.

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    I'm not one to get wound up in the recruiting hype but how does byu not put their hat in the ring for Porter Gustin?

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-07 18:07:46

    Bronco said "we knew about him first and evaluated him the most thoroughly" Huh? You knew about him first yet didn't put an offer out to him? Not that you would have snagged him but this is just stupid.

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    uh yeah

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-01 11:20:21

    having a thin skin

    easily bothered by criticism or insults : very sensitive

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    Uh oh....looks like the Bully is on the board.

    by SforkUte
    2015-02-01 08:21:32

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    OK you sausage packers....you are welcome.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-30 16:12:42

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1015 5151560550517&fref=nf

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    by SforkUte
    2015-01-19 12:48:13

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    Wake up Tacoma! It is game day, time to start drinking!

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-17 07:06:16

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    So much for all the hand wringing.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-16 16:03:19

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    I've always been a Wade Boggs fan, now I think I want to marry him.

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-14 16:33:49

    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/wade -boggs-charlie-day-107-beers-in-a-day?src= TrueAnth_ESQUIRE_TW&utm_campaign=trueAnthe m:+Trending+Content&utm_content=doUAge&utm _medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter#!doU Age

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    Holly Rowe.....

    by SforkUte
    2015-01-01 21:07:50

    Looks like a:

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    by SforkUte
    2015-01-01 19:53:08

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    Merry Christmas thugs!

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-24 09:04:15

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    Half the whankers involved in the brawl don't even sniff the field during the game....

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 23:37:09

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    - Thumbs up -

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 16:51:23

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    Exceptional young man.

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-22 16:35:35

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    Watched the game in Vegas last night....

    by SforkUte
    2014-12-04 09:09:25

    Before the game started I went to the sports book with every intent to throw some money down on the Utes, they were at -3 before the game started.

    Now, I am not a big time sports gambler but I learned something new last night. This particular sports book took the Ute/Shocker game off the boards because Loveridge was out, I am assuming it skews the line when a player like that won't play.

    I could have been a millionaire!

    Thanks Obama.......

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    by SforkUte
    2014-11-19 18:35:42

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    by SforkUte
    2014-11-16 17:44:45

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    Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...

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    I really don’t.
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    I hope everyone responds to this post, it’s about sports.
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    Whoopity whoop! You win “poster of the day” for your post yesterday that no one cared about.
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    The byu fan base are all praying and fasting that he’ll lose his mind and attend byu. We have no chance.
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    Are there enough facts in that quote for Hammer? Maybe he wants to see you now?
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    You’d love to see me? Weird. Sorry friendo, I really don’t care to see you.
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    Here’s another fact. That smug punk has now become the most popular “punch me in the face” Trump supporter in the US of A. That in itself is quite the accomplishment.
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    You need to stop with the canned lines of retorts that your FOX friends keep willingly force feeding you.
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    Read between the lines bro, or can you not see the lines due to all the Hispanics and African Americans wearing MAGA hats?
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    Sounds like Utah county.
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    You are correct, that is a horrible post. I read that post.
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    You need to stop dude.
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    That photo was a deep fake. I was framed.
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    waaaaaaaaa! No.
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    Just wait until I unleash “Baby Shark” on this board.
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    Mmmmm, that feels good.
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    Just go with whatever makes you feel good.
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    Speak for yourself bad hombre.
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    Who is/was Tuttle?
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    You forgot “Libs don’t believe in having a narcissistic man baby as president”
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    Seems like something you should share on your Facebook page.
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    George Hamilton? I thought that old catcher’s mitt was dead.
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    Been to PR a couple times. Didn’t care for it.
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    I’m down in Provo for work, have some extra time to burn. Should I go loiter on byu’s campus and smoke a cigar and cat call all the pretty dudes?
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    David Hasselberder.
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    I would add slices of hot dogs to the Mac and Cheese to spice things up a bit.
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    I’d serve them Kraft Mac’n Cheese.
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    Oh you little Tart!
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    I’d sleep in their tent.
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    Utah/byu football series extended through 2024. Man, our win streak is going to be EPIC!
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    And once again, to highlight your Trumpian myopia I am a gun owner and concealed weapons license holder. Having said that I would gladly give up some of my rights to tighten gun laws.
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    Those two people wouldn’t have been shot if Mexico would have stepped up to their side of the agreement.
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    And yet the NRA spends millions of dollars to lobby for easier access to firearms to more people. You are a real peach bro, a real dumb f####### peach.
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    We’ve seen them, thank you. Fortunately this all happened on the opposite side of the mall from where my Lady works.
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    Worst troll of the day.
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    All good at the Sfork home, she’s home. Police apparently looking for 3 males that have reportedly fled the scene. I agree, surprised it hasn’t happened multiple times here yet.
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    F### the NRA! My wife was working there today.
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    Active shooter situation at the Fashion Place mall in SLC. F### this active shooter bull$hit.
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    Love or hate the Pats when it comes to playoff football there aren’t many teams that are better.
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    Fair enough but in the same breath you’ve lost your privilege of bitching about attendance.
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    - tumbleweeds -
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    Don’t know why you keep beating this dead horse.
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    Eat it New Mexico!
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    - didn’t read - too stupid.
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    Rocker is always watching......
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    Don’t stop believing good little Trumpite.
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    It was dumb then.....even dumber now.
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    What’s your point?
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    Flyer? Is that you?
    (10 days ago, 2 stars)

    Don’t forget.....Casteel almost won the Heisman under the offensive guidance of Ludwig.
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    He invented tunnels.
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    Not impressed at all. Ridiculous.
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    Music is horrible, didn’t watch.
    (11 days ago, 2 stars)

    If someone on this board is dumb enough to make a decision based on a UFN post I weep for their soul.
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    You need a drink.
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    Let’s hope, one way or another this ridiculous shut down ends soon. If Trump declares an emergency it will automatically be locked up in the courts.
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    I need another drink.
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    He knows more about manipulation than anyone.
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    ^ FTW!
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    Either Gator is drunk 24/7 or he is quickly becoming my favorite UFN contributor lately. I can’t decide.
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    Game is far from over.
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    Imagine Dragons suck.
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    That’s depressing.
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    My thoughts too.
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    Well, that goes without saying.
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    Will there be lasers and robo-dogs?
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    Alright you degenerates. Bama is a 5.5 favorite tonight. I’m bored and considering putting some money on Clemson. Thoughts?
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    Ty Detmer.
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    Next game up....
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    I just want to beat the holy $hit out of byu....again.
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    We want an OC!
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    Well what are you waiting for then?
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    I won’t ridicule. It’s a Fox News source isn’t it? ;)
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    Well, this country elected Trump so....yes we are that dumb.
    (14 days ago, 7 stars)

    “Feelings” is that better?
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    So now my love of this country is directly related to my feelings about the President? Interesting.
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    Trump knows more about walls and ideas than you do.
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    That should be fun!
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    This thread is so tiny and cute on my phone!
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    Both teams aren’t good.
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    I retract my previous statement. This ^
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    No idea what you said.
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    I’ll admit, I didn’t expect 1 win out of this road trip. 1-1 in the conference isn’t horrible but I still think we should be 2-0.
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    I love that man.
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    Bobby won games he was supposed to.
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    I’ll take meticulous notes.
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    ^ hater
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    Nothing wrong with expecting a win for millions of dollars spent.
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