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    Kraft and R. Kelly in deep $#!+. Not a good day to be named Robert.

    by Riot West
    2019-02-22 16:18:18

    I chose the pissing and moaning category. Get it? Double entendre!

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    F it. #LetsDoTheDamnThing

    by Riot West
    2019-01-07 19:32:53

    #JustARegularTeam was so 2018

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    Rich Rodriguez was an OC candidate for Utah? Uh...

    by Riot West
    2018-12-31 15:13:21


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    Speaking of Moon Rocks, you guys ever follow the story about the moon rock heist involving students from the University of Utah?

    by Riot West
    2018-12-12 17:45:31

    https://www.latimes.com/la-tm-moonrocks23 jun06-story.html

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    The 1917 Minute Challenge

    by Riot West
    2018-11-14 14:00:47

    Looking for 750 total donors this time:

    Chip in a few bucks

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    RIP Stan Lee

    by Riot West
    2018-11-12 12:12:29

    Much thanks to Stan Lee and his superhero universe for providing a distraction from reality -- especially through adolescence.

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    Hey dudes and dudettes, here's something to do on Friday

    by Riot West
    2018-10-22 16:21:52

    http://ulink.utah.edu/s/1077/16/interior. aspx?sid=1077&gid=1&pgid=2891&cid=10024&ec id=10024

    It's a tailgate!

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    Utah - as a state mentality - you love to keep people that are good, but aren't great.

    by Riot West
    2018-09-15 23:23:31

    Sloan. Whittingham.

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    Utes bloodbath in NFL cuts...

    by Riot West
    2018-09-01 18:21:55

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30000009 52303/article/cuts-tracker-nfl-teams-final izing-53player-rosters

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    Damn, Davir Hamilton is looking to transfer...

    by Riot West
    2018-08-24 13:28:54

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    Let me know what you think when this video finishes

    by Riot West
    2018-07-31 15:45:05

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    Thanks to sweetgrass for starting a RnR Friday thread...I needed new songs for my workout playlist...

    by Riot West
    2018-07-27 13:21:32

    Anyone add anything recently to their rotation?

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    I'd like to see a Rogue One version of the PAC-12 Story about the embarrassingly wrinkled U flag...

    by Riot West
    2018-07-11 12:51:29

    Before things could become official, there were a few details for Utah to iron out.

    Obviously, the flags weren't considered "a few details"...

    Scott: We were very much trying to stay below the radar as much as possible. I think there was a common understanding amongst our presidents and athletic directors that the best outcomes for the Pac-10 at the time were going to be to go about evaluating our options and have negotiations quietly and privately, not through the media.

    Imagine if a simple chore like steaming or ironing the wrinkles out of a couple U flags would've blown the whole thing?

    Why are you ironing those two U flags?

    PACMAS! Shit, I wasn't supposed to say anything!

    We must alert the media!

    No! Is there anything I can do to keep you quiet?

    I like socks.

    I think I know of a guy that can help you...his name starts with a B and he's got a safehouse and some pills and an alternative Honor Code...

    And that's how BYU helped Utah into the PAC-12...

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    And this is why I was later than usual to work today...

    by Riot West
    2018-06-27 11:42:44

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    Here's a football post...

    by Riot West
    2018-06-20 12:44:15

    We get one game a year in LA...and I typically like the UCLA games because tailgating at the Rose Bowl is way better than trying to tailgate at the Coliseum...

    But this season the game at UCLA is on a weekday...totally ruins my tailgate expectations.


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    480 - where do they sell tri tip steaks out here? Fry's (Ralph's equivalent) didn't have it.

    by Riot West
    2018-05-27 12:52:25

    I'm going to try the Costco in Avondale.

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    Cobra Kai...more than just a badass name for a dojo

    by Riot West
    2018-05-14 13:08:21

    If you were a kid in the 80s and a fan of the Karate Kid and not a pansy, then take my recommendation and watch Cobra Kai on YouTube Red.

    The story fast forwards to the modern-day lives of Johnny and Daniel - the runner up and winner of the 1984 All-Valley Under 18 Karate Championship.

    Strike first. Strike Hard. No mercy.

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    Davir Hamilton reaching out to the youth in his home community.

    by Riot West
    2018-05-03 14:09:03

    Hope to see Davir on the field this year! I'm glad he's a Ute!

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    Andre the Giant

    by Riot West
    2018-04-25 13:20:44

    I watched the documentary on HBO. I didn't realize that I never saw a healthy Andre wrestle. By the time I was watching wrestling as a kid in the mid-80s, he was already having back issues that limited his abilities.

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    Something I think we all wondered about during those years...

    by Riot West
    2018-04-10 15:51:44

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    Penn State sticking it to us like we were a bunch of kids

    by Riot West
    2018-03-29 18:50:09

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    Thanks to Rocker Ute, I finally cut the cord...

    by Riot West
    2018-02-22 14:08:08

    I have AT&T mobile phone service. I changed my mobile plan to a lower rate, which also gave me a $15 discount off of DirecTV NOW and free HBO. I signed up for DirecTV NOW, prepaid for three months and got a free 4k Apple TV. Of course, we all know the bad thing about DirecTV is no PAC-12 Channel. I figure I can do the Sling TV thing for college football season and then cancel it come January.

    Now with Apple TV, we stream everything and have subscriptions to Netflix as well.

    I got an Ooma for home phone.

    All that's left is cable internet, which I upgraded to 400 Mbps.

    At the end of the day, my bill is half what I was paying before and up to 4 times the speed as I previously had.

    I guess I should put those savings into the kids' 529s...

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    by Riot West
    2018-01-30 16:56:41

    Strangely, not the scariest thing to be filmed in Utah

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/j5vwwy /watch-hereditary-trailer-sundance-horror- vgtrn?utm_source=tcpfbus

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    I'm calling it now: Patriots will win Super Bowl

    by Riot West
    2018-01-30 12:13:21

    Patriots have never lost a Super Bowl to a team that has a bird for a mascot.

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    Anyone watch Dave Chappelle's latest on Netflix?

    by Riot West
    2018-01-05 16:20:01

    He even mentions Mormons...

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    You know what's missing from the Pride of Utah? A featured twirler.

    by Riot West
    2018-01-04 12:58:10

    Both Oklahoma and Georgia had one...and let's just say it makes it a lot easier to sit through a halftime show.

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    Join us in the 1917 Challenge! Go Utah Football (for category purposes)

    by Riot West
    2017-11-15 13:15:28

    https://www.givecampus.com/schools/DavidE cclesSchoolofBusiness/1917-minute-challeng e#donations

    They need less than 50 more donations...no particular monetary amount.

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    No Subject

    by Riot West
    2017-10-28 18:34:29

    Next weeks uniforms will be brown. Because we are shit.

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    College Football Announcer Fodder

    by Riot West
    2017-09-29 15:37:31

    I know we all got tired of the repetitive storylines and facts that the announcers discussed each Utah game. Like Dres's dad being Flipper, Andy Philips on the ski team, Carrington played for Oregon, etc. I get that each game, a second fanbase tunes in and the oft-repeated tidbits and trivia that we find tired will be new to the opponent of the day.

    I wonder what fanbases of other college football teams are tired of hearing.

    For example, I assume Arizona does not need yet another explanation of where "BEAR DOWN" originated. Or BYU-P is an independent loser that can't beat Utah no matter how poorly Utah plays...stuff like that.

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    BYU-P with caffeine

    by Riot West
    2017-09-21 13:35:19

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