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    JumpmasterUte
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    A large Tornado just cruised thru my little city at 55 mph. It just missed my middle sons neighborhood but ripped the garage doors off his new house. Normally I don't get too up tight about them but this one had my blood pumping.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2018-02-24 20:56:54

    Had some serious Forrest Gump sideways rain hitting my place

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    Just want to thank all the UFN members that showed My son and I support while he was deployed to Afghanistan.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2017-12-28 14:45:39

    My wife and I had planned to go to Florida next week to look at a few snowbird condo's. On Christmas Eve my son texted me to tell me he was being sent back state side 3 months early to attend his first NCO leadership school. He left the sandbox today but won't be back for a few days.

    Florida trip cancelled, Fort Bragg NC trip booked.

    Again thanks for all the support you showed us.

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    NASA wasn't going to ride the pine on the big day.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2017-08-22 18:27:08

    https://qz.com/1058842/solar-eclipse-2017 -photo-the-iss-just-pulled-off-the-photobo mb-of-a-lifetime/

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    Just in case you're bored. This is kind of How my last jump in the Army went, except mine was in Alaska at night at -23 degrees on a frozen Drop Zone.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2017-07-27 12:26:58

    I didn't break my leg, but I completely destroyed my ankle to the point of being useless to the Army. Thank god I had already reached my retirement date.

    I had to laugh at this video cause at a 100 feet you always have it in the back of your mind that something bad could happen.

    I can't remember if I cried as hard as this guy. I'm hoping not.

    https://youtu.be/XOsGnaeT03k

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    Anyone remember this guy?

    by JumpmasterUte
    2017-07-21 09:29:40

    http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/07/18/ former-army-ranger-glen-coffee-eyes-nfl-co meback-7-years-after-retiring.html

    FYI. He was in Ranger Training Brigade, not an actual Ranger qualified Infantryman like Pat Tillman.

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    Happy 4th everyone.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2017-07-04 07:33:12

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    I'm not as mentally tough as I'd like to be.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2017-06-30 21:49:05

    I am humbled by the support my son and I received from the UFN family today.

    Thank you!

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    Thought this was funny. Just felt for Kevin that night

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-12-15 19:11:51

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    Just returned home (Nashville area ) from Oxford. Just want to relay a few notes.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-06-05 21:58:07

    - Ole Miss Campus is Beautiful and clean.

    - From what I noticed most Ole Miss Baseball fans aren't SEC Homers. I live in SEC country so I Know.

    - Their Baseball field and facilities are top notch.

    - Oxford town square is a good time, Great food and good beer. Again everyone very welcoming.

    ~ Game atmosphere was awesome with a packed house Friday night.

    - Game analysis, we won, we lost. we had a good time.

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    My Buddy in SLC called yesterday and asked for a ride. So I'll be leaving Nashville tomorrow morinng, picking him up from the Memphis airport around noon and then spending the evening watching the Utes beat the sh*t out of Ole Miss.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-06-02 17:41:12

    Nice short notice surprise for me.

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    In honor of Flyfishingute.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-03-31 21:20:42





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    While you're arguing politics and religion.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-03-28 22:51:17

    I'll be here enjoying from the sideline.

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    Since I started playing little league football in 1972, I've always said that I can't wait for the next season to start. This feeling grew stronger as I waited for each Utah season opener.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-03-26 22:29:28

    I'm now 52 years old and reconsidering Knowing that I'm on the down hill slide.

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    Last time I posted this we stomped the ducks 62 - 20. Here's hoping it works again.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-03-12 13:11:18

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    My HS buddy and I linked up in Atlanta this weekend for the Atlanta Spartan Race. We tried to represent well for the Utes, but it's not easy when you're 52 years old.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-03-09 06:55:48


    Post race. I'm the ugly on the left (tried to resize but couldn't).


    After the race we stopped by the College Football HOF.

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    Am I the only one who see's it.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-02-04 15:48:05


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    nm.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2016-01-22 13:56:35

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    For the last 31 years the closest I've lived to SLC was Tacoma in the late 80's. Since then I've lived anywhere from 2k to 8k miles away. Friday I fly in from Nashville to attend my first game since I left the U in 1986.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-10-27 19:20:23

    That's all.

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    Just seen byu's HD truck being escorted out of Presidents Circle by campus police and ESPN.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-10-09 06:51:48

    Tom Holmoe had a tear in his eye as he drove it off. It was kind of funny to see Roscoe longboarding with a game day sign behind the truck.

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    Scored a pic From Cals practice today.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-10-05 18:51:39

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    What I'm hoping to see tomorrow.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-09-25 12:40:58

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    I've decided that I'm going to scan UteHub for good posts, then copy and paste then here as my own.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-09-22 12:12:23

    Hehehe!

    I kid!

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    The media god!

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-09-21 23:46:21

    Milton Vanderslice is the sh*t when it comes to postings and Youtube videos.

    That is all.

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    C.I. Shenanigans'. Damn I miss this place.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-09-16 22:33:08

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    Discuss.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-06-30 16:50:49

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    I just noticed that we have a UFN member thats been here since 2011 and goes by SaltyBacon. I can roll with that.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-06-15 10:00:40

    That is all.

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    Too squeeze or not to squeeze?

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-06-06 09:02:59

    So I'm sitting here on my back deck drinking my morning coffee while watching Two groundhogs combat crawl up to my Veggie garden. I've tried every humanitarian method I know to get rid of them. Now I have them in the crosshairs of my .22 long rifle.


    Nah! I can't do it. Every time I'm about to squeeze the trigger he looks up at me and smiles. Besides what's the big deal of losing a few veggies compared to my wife not talking to me for a month for committing such a heinous act.

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    Best thread of the day? SeaTacUtes 4 way stop. Best reply of the day? 480utes Mexican stand - off.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-05-14 21:03:02

    Now I can go to bed tonight with a tear in my eye and a smile on my face.

    But that's just my humble opinion.

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    I refuse to look at page two tonight... My cursor can't seem to hit page two.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-05-09 23:32:22

    Drunk? Yes!

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    It's not often that I can educate a UFN member, but when it comes to consuming beer I'm a subject matter expert.

    by JumpmasterUte
    2015-05-01 21:21:31

    Hey 480ute. Drinking beer from a can is like having sex wearing one of these.


    You may want to drink from one of these next time. You will thank me later.

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