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    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA!

    by ExquisUte
    2019-03-04 18:47:04

    Bogut to resign with the Golden State Warriors

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    Bruno Ganz, the Hitler parody video guy (and, actually, a well-regarded Swiss actor) has died. There should be a Hitler parody video made lamenting Ganz’s death. Or is it too soon?

    by ExquisUte
    2019-02-16 05:59:25

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    Top 10 Most Recently Posted Messages:

    Dress like Dieter from Sprockets.
    (3 days ago, 2 stars)

    You’re wrong. Rocker Ute is going to be on the horn with the various PAC presidents this weekend, and swift action will be taken. Do not underestimate the power of Utefans.net.
    (3 days ago, 3 stars)

    I think it’s been decided that Larry Scott will be fired, so I propose a new poll question, just for our amusement. “What’s the least exciting football game the Utes will play in 2019?” Choices: byu-p; NIU; Idaho State; Other
    (3 days ago, 0 stars)

    A mess of pottage.
    (9 days ago, 3 stars)

    I don’t know. Polypropylene? Planned Parenthood? How about a better hint.
    (10 days ago, 0 stars)

    And the Zoobs back him, probably 2:1.
    (12 days ago, 2 stars)

    I admit it. Trump can’t stop being stupid.
    (12 days ago, 9 stars)

    Time to start thinking about Northern Illinois.
    (12 days ago, 6 stars)

    Super Computer says “Who cares?”
    (13 days ago, 13 stars)

    I’d rather have a QB that doesn’t throw pick sixes.
    (17 days ago, 6 stars)

    At least Nixon threw people under desegregated buses.
    (19 days ago, 5 stars)

    I can tell you that Tuttle is very upset about this. I just had breakfast with him this morning.
    (21 days ago, 3 stars)

    I can’t wait for the Ute football season to begin next Saturday. Only a week and a half away!
    (21 days ago, 8 stars)

    Fall for trolls much?
    (23 days ago, 0 stars)

    Don’t worry, Trump has said that he’s playing with “house money” in the stock market, otherwise known as your retirement account.
    (24 days ago, 6 stars)

    He was making a ballsy move there.
    (24 days ago, 1 stars)

    It’s utter insanity!
    (24 days ago, 7 stars)

    This is what you call a fascist economy, wherein the “leadership” begins to dictate where and how production will happen, and that production is used to serve the state. I hope Trump's supporters are happy with this.
    (24 days ago, 11 stars)

    And - crickets -
    (25 days ago, 1 stars)

    My biggest concern is that we’re still stuck playing those asshats every year.
    (25 days ago, 2 stars)

    What was the reason for getting rid of the thumbs down option again?
    (25 days ago, 2 stars)

    Hello, Newman!
    (25 days ago, 3 stars)

    The only chance of that is if we go to some sort of nationalized socialist medicine scheme. I’ll put you down as a supporter of that concept.
    (28 days ago, 2 stars)

    Time to get over it.
    (29 days ago, 3 stars)

    I meant it for your edification. Take a look in the mirror and do some soul searching, you may discover that there’s something wrong and might want to do something about it.
    (29 days ago, 3 stars)

    You’re a truly sick individual. Seek help.
    (29 days ago, 6 stars)

    I still don’t have a reason to boycott Nike
    (30 days ago, 1 stars)

    And Mexico would pay for it.
    (30 days ago, 3 stars)

    Shouldn’t you be in bed by 8?
    (31 days ago, 5 stars)

    Donald is Grover Dill to Kim’s Scut Farkus.
    (31 days ago, 1 stars)

    He deserves a Nobel Prize for Peace. Throw in one for Economics as well. His trade war has been pure genius.
    (31 days ago, 5 stars)

    So now, apparently, Trump is talking about buying Greenland. I wonder if he thinks Greenland is going to pay for it?
    (31 days ago, 7 stars)

    He was going for six, and now you’ve ruined it!
    (32 days ago, 1 stars)

    Only after a serious dry cleaning.
    (32 days ago, 0 stars)

    byu is in Rexburg, silly.
    (32 days ago, 2 stars)

    Nerd alert!
    (33 days ago, 0 stars)

    “Unbelievably embarrassing failure of massive proportions” should be choice number four.
    (34 days ago, 8 stars)

    That’s nothing. The name of the quarterback for the losing team was Aaron Wodgers.
    (34 days ago, 3 stars)

    Safety positions are solid until then.
    (34 days ago, 11 stars)

    Now he’s the guy who talks about not not talking about them some of the time.
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    Oops, he forgot to mention video games. Maybe that was his next tweet?
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    There’s only one flaw in that theory. They don’t do three shows a night on Saturday at the Sands.
    (56 days ago, 1 stars)

    A severed horse head will show up in your bed tonight.
    (56 days ago, 1 stars)

    Rusty Shackleford
    (57 days ago, 1 stars)

    Anderson Cooper, the world-famous CNN media personality and heir to the Vanderbilt fortune. What a silly question!
    (64 days ago, 1 stars)

    My biggest hope on that date is that there are no posts bitching about no byu-p related posts.
    (64 days ago, 1 stars)

    Nothing has changed, people are animals. We’ve had a history of war, genocide, cannibalism, slavery, crusades, holocausts, etc. etc. Are these terrible things we see in modern society something new? I hardly think so.
    (68 days ago, 2 stars)

    It’s a crap idea, and I’d be pissed if you made any money off of it.
    (68 days ago, 0 stars)

    Mickey Rooney’s classic performance as Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany’s should have won him an Oscar.
    (68 days ago, 1 stars)

    They’ll all be deferred. Bone spurs.
    (90 days ago, 0 stars)

    A corn maze
    (91 days ago, 3 stars)

    That’s like saying, “Hey, I tried this awesome new Italian restaurant in Salt Lake.” “What’s it called?” “I dunno, but if you try all the Italian restaurants in SLC I'm sure you’ll figure it out.”
    (91 days ago, 3 stars)

    I blame Old Bomb.
    (96 days ago, 1 stars)

    That offer expired in 2011. He can’t even get that deal right for America.
    (97 days ago, 2 stars)

    When Trump decides to annex Canada, of which the moon is a part, then we’ll all be saved.
    (100 days ago, 2 stars)

    I thought we liked the Holiday Bowl. Isn’t that a reasonable goal, especially for a two loss team?
    (111 days ago, 1 stars)

    Sorry for hijacking your thread, and I appreciate that you capitalized the U in my name. I’ll promise to be a better boy in the future.
    (111 days ago, 0 stars)

    But..but...but...Zeous told us that Swedish society is falling apart because of all the violence and atrocities committed by scary Africans and Muslims!
    (111 days ago, 3 stars)

    All this happened after Dudley Do-Right retired.
    (114 days ago, 1 stars)

    This one is comparable... Green Day - Holiday/Boulevard of Broken Dreams
    (114 days ago, 0 stars)

    Exactly. They call his time outs “executive time”.
    (116 days ago, 0 stars)

    He needs to be sent to his room for a “time out”.
    (116 days ago, 2 stars)

    Golf fans in general are obnoxious. Watching a bunch of grown, frequently out of shape men follow a little white ball around on a field. Might as well watch them play Tiddlywinks.
    (120 days ago, 0 stars)

    You revel in your own ignorance? Or are you just feigning ignorance? Either way, not an admirable quality.
    (122 days ago, 1 stars)

    They’re dropping like flies now. Doris Day, Tim Conway, former Aussie PM Bob Hawke, I.M. Pei, Herman Wouk...and now Grumpy Cat? These are sad times. RIP to all!
    (122 days ago, 0 stars)

    ^^^^ Wet Blanket ^^^^
    (122 days ago, 1 stars)

    Death Vader is Luke Skywalker’s dad. The lady is a dude in Crying Game. Verbal Kint is really Keyser Soze. The little autistic boy dreamed the entire St. Elsewhere series. Pamela Ewing dreamed season 9 of Dallas.
    (122 days ago, 4 stars)

    Maisie Williams gets all the credit, but it was really Kristina Baskett that killed the Night King.
    (122 days ago, 3 stars)

    They are not an A game, but they are A sh*tty game.
    (124 days ago, 2 stars)

    And don’t forget our secret scheduling weapon, byu-p. Thanks, religiouslature.
    (124 days ago, 3 stars)

    Citizen Kane? Average. Godfather? Eh, I’ve seen better. Rear Window? It had its moments. Seven Samurai? 2/4 stars, at best. Lawrence of Arabia? Big, fat meh.
    (125 days ago, 1 stars)

    Is this where we post fun trivia gems about China? Okay. Did you know that fortune cookies were not created in China, but rather a noodle making company in San Francisco invented them?
    (125 days ago, 8 stars)

    From the photo it looks like he lets the other guys do the blocking work. Smart kid!
    (126 days ago, 0 stars)

    I’m so proud of you for having a thought!
    (126 days ago, 0 stars)

    So in the Western Conference finals we have a matchup between Damian Lillard’s team and Andrew Bogut’s team. I’ll bet that the local press will be all over that story *eye roll emoji*.
    (126 days ago, 5 stars)

    How’s third grade been treating you?
    (130 days ago, 2 stars)

    I blame it all on the great and evil Jussie Smollett.
    (131 days ago, 1 stars)

    There is no Tuttle. Not anymore.
    (133 days ago, 4 stars)

    Mayhew Rest In Peace.
    (136 days ago, 0 stars)

    It snowed a bit here in Sandy. That was fun.
    (139 days ago, 0 stars)

    We use our time much more wisely, discussing current topics like the homoeroticism of Top Gun.
    (141 days ago, 5 stars)

    You guys are old.
    (141 days ago, 0 stars)

    Tony Scott was Michael Bay before Michael Bay was Michael Bay. The homoerotic overtones and blatant jingoism do lend a certain unintentional hilarity to the movie, though.
    (141 days ago, 1 stars)

    So, apparently, the University of Utah is an NFL talent-producing factory. Who knew?
    (142 days ago, 3 stars)

    Speaking of boils, his chances of getting boils will also dramatically decrease if he gives up those season tickets.
    (146 days ago, 2 stars)

    Spam really is an underrated meat product.
    (147 days ago, 5 stars)

    We’re having really pleasant weather out there today. It will be nice to get a walk.
    (150 days ago, 0 stars)

    (152 days ago, 5 stars)

    I hope this Daniels kid can shoot a three, cause that’s where we’re gonna need help next year.
    (153 days ago, 0 stars)

    At this point if he does more books, he’s just doing a novelization of the tv show.
    (153 days ago, 1 stars)

    Here are some numbers for you...
    (154 days ago, 1 stars)

    What on earth are you talking about? A simple web search will reveal that you are wrong, go look up the federal deficit in the recent past. The deficit went down every year from 2011 to 2015. This is America’s problem, its misinformed people.
    (154 days ago, 4 stars)

    The deficit was going down in recent years. Now it’s increasing dramatically. Is that increase due to corruption and waste? No, it’s due to tax cuts, mostly for the wealthy.
    (155 days ago, 13 stars)

    Face it, the federal deficit is exploding because of the tax cuts.
    (155 days ago, 8 stars)

    If they kill off Jon and Daenerys, viewers are going to come after Benioff and Weiss with pitchforks and torches.
    (155 days ago, 0 stars)

    I demand to be made to feel less uneasy. Maybe old Jon Snow should get together with Melisandre. She’s way hotter anyway, and there’s no perceivable familial connection.
    (155 days ago, 1 stars)

    Wouldn't that still be incestual? The incest component of GOT makes me queasy.
    (155 days ago, 0 stars)

    I’m worried about our defense.
    (156 days ago, 3 stars)

    Of all the nerds in the kingdom, you are the king!
    (157 days ago, 1 stars)

    I learned from the Flintstones that humans lived alongside dinosaurs in harmony, and everyone went around in self-powered vehicles. Now that’s science!
    (157 days ago, 4 stars)

    Top 10 Most Recommended Messages:

    I’ve done a complete 360 on the “rivalry”. I didn’t want it before this game, and I still don’t want it now. (23 stars)
    2018-11-25 22:08:09

    Trump can’t even name Tim Cook correctly. (14 stars)
    2019-03-11 20:45:46

    I, too, feel more comfortable with Shelley as QB than Hot Rod Hundley. (14 stars)
    2018-11-26 15:06:50

    Super Computer says “Who cares?” (13 stars)
    2019-09-03 20:56:21

    The deficit was going down in recent years. Now it’s increasing dramatically. Is that increase due to corruption and waste? No, it’s due to tax cuts, mostly for the wealthy. (13 stars)
    2019-04-14 18:42:57

    Most of their players still had hair on their heads last time byu-p beat the Utes. (12 stars)
    2019-03-29 05:05:40

    Utah has been represented in the senate by Orrin Hatch for 50 years. That embarrassment ship sailed a long time ago. (12 stars)
    2018-11-14 21:27:38

    This is what you call a fascist economy, wherein the “leadership” begins to dictate where and how production will happen, and that production is used to serve the state. I hope Trump's supporters are happy with this. (11 stars)
    2019-08-23 10:06:38

    Safety positions are solid until then. (11 stars)
    2019-08-13 08:50:24

    Tell us more about yourself. (11 stars)
    2018-10-18 19:16:55

    Top 10 Most Viewed Messages:

    It’s a bingo! (604)
    2019-01-07 14:11:21

    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA! (450)
    2019-03-04 18:47:04

    Tell us more about yourself. (441)
    2018-10-18 19:16:55

    I, too, feel more comfortable with Shelley as QB than Hot Rod Hundley. (376)
    2018-11-26 15:06:50

    All we have left is to peek over at Zoobboard to see them talking about basketball. (313)
    2018-12-09 09:31:04

    I didn’t notice an expression of joy in the original poster’s tone. I detected more annoyance, really. Perhaps you are projecting? Just a thought. Being critical of Trump/Republican economic policy does not equate to gleeful mockery. (300)
    2018-11-26 10:29:28

    San Diego on New Year’s Eve? You can’t get a better situation than that. (300)
    2018-12-02 14:27:37

    Case in point, Hammer, in this very thread, blames the Democratic congress elect for the Dow’s recent slide. Go criticize his partisanship, too. Sic ‘em! (285)
    2018-11-26 10:47:52

    I’m not on either side, just an observer. My observation is that you lecture the left a lot on this site from your “non-partisan” ivory tower, but I never see you critique the posts of right-leaning posters here. (281)
    2018-11-26 10:44:57

    You seem to only complain about “tribalism” on this board in response to left leaning posters. Hmmmm. (279)
    2018-11-26 10:26:07

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