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    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA!

    by ExquisUte
    2019-03-04 18:47:04

    Bogut to resign with the Golden State Warriors

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    Bruno Ganz, the Hitler parody video guy (and, actually, a well-regarded Swiss actor) has died. There should be a Hitler parody video made lamenting Ganz’s death. Or is it too soon?

    by ExquisUte
    2019-02-16 05:59:25

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    But 15’ fences work. Just ask all of Dear Leader’s cheerleaders.
    (1 day ago, 1 stars)

    Looks like heaven for incels.
    (6 days ago, 3 stars)

    I’m sure the airlines will love his “ideas”...
    (8 days ago, 4 stars)

    Trump can’t even name Tim Cook correctly.
    (9 days ago, 14 stars)

    Thanks, Henry Blake.
    (9 days ago, 1 stars)

    The first two sentences in the body of your message are nearly incomprehensible. How about some self-editing?
    (9 days ago, 5 stars)

    Maybe he just prefers people’s complaints in written form.
    (10 days ago, 0 stars)

    Portland Mormons are the epitome of weirdness.
    (12 days ago, 2 stars)

    The cool thing about this is that Bogut could score another championship ring!
    (16 days ago, 0 stars)

    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA!
    (16 days ago, 0 stars)

    They have echo chambers and circle jerks in football?
    (16 days ago, 0 stars)

    Pace? You mean the picante sauce?
    (16 days ago, 0 stars)

    Don’t worry. Supernegotiator Donald Trump will sit the two sides down and have a deal done by noon, then he’ll go fire off nine holes-in-one during an afternoon round of golf.
    (20 days ago, 9 stars)

    I will not seek a hamberder from Trump, nor will I accept one.
    (21 days ago, 3 stars)

    I guess I’m suffering from cognitive dissonance here, but I couldn’t find anything relating to the crucially important Jussie Smollett story here. You must be slipping.
    (22 days ago, 7 stars)

    What are you going on about? Trump’s health is astonishingly excellent. He’s the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.
    (22 days ago, 4 stars)

    “Norman Dale? I hardly recognized you.”
    (23 days ago, 1 stars)

    “Zone defense is all we’ve played, and it’s the only thing that’ll work this year.”
    (23 days ago, 2 stars)

    We appreciate you keeping us abreast of this topic.
    (23 days ago, 2 stars)

    It’s like Liam Neeson’s story about wanting to go out and find a black person to kill. Is this an indictment of all white people and their true feelings, or is it just one man’s foolishness? I vote the latter, same with Smollett.
    (24 days ago, 3 stars)

    So there’s two of you then. I do appreciate your measured tone and reasoning why you care. What Smollett did was a huge embarrassment to himself. I just don’t think it has much wider cultural impact.
    (24 days ago, 3 stars)

    You’re literally the only person on this site that cares about this Jussie Smollett thing. You’re obsession is unhealthy and weird.
    (24 days ago, 6 stars)

    You already used that recently. Running out of material?
    (24 days ago, 3 stars)

    “And, man is he sexy when he goes shirtless!”
    (25 days ago, 0 stars)

    *cough* Wet blanket! *cough*
    (25 days ago, 1 stars)

    Or a Trojan Piñata.
    (25 days ago, 0 stars)

    Playful banter. See? This is a better way to spend your energies. You should spread the love, and get away from the vitriol.
    (28 days ago, 1 stars)

    You need the same help.
    (28 days ago, 1 stars)

    Someone needs to get up in your head and help out. These are not healthy activities that you are engaged in here at this website.
    (28 days ago, 3 stars)

    So your solution is to act like one? That doesn’t seem to be a very healthy existence to lead. You need some zen.
    (28 days ago, 4 stars)

    Just like at Settebello next door, you just have to report at the door what parking space you’re in, and be a paying customer, and you won’t get a fine. Sorry that happened to you, btw.
    (28 days ago, 0 stars)

    That’s exactly what a troll would say.
    (28 days ago, 5 stars)

    Is it me, or is Trump the world’s biggest pussy? He whines about being parodied on SNL like it’s some sort of anti-Republican conspiracy. Did he watch in the 90s when Phil Hartman shredded Bill Clinton? I didn’t here old Slick Willy complain
    (31 days ago, 7 stars)

    Bruno Ganz, the Hitler parody video guy (and, actually, a well-regarded Swiss actor) has died. There should be a Hitler parody video made lamenting Ganz’s death. Or is it too soon?
    (32 days ago, 1 stars)

    Thanks for clarifying Dear Leader’s actions, Baghdad Bob.
    (33 days ago, 8 stars)

    What morons! I would have given him at least four stars.
    (34 days ago, 0 stars)

    TLDW *and* TLDR
    (37 days ago, 4 stars)

    Embiid is not a second year player. Perhaps you’re thinking about Ben Simmons?
    (37 days ago, 1 stars)

    Too late, I’ve already built a PVD altar in my house, and am currently burning incense and preparing a sacrificial lamb. See what a mess you’ve caused?
    (38 days ago, 1 stars)

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    lol @ Gator’s post below
    (39 days ago, 6 stars)

    That diagram needs more cowbell.
    (39 days ago, 0 stars)

    Your self-important post is duly noted.
    (39 days ago, 10 stars)

    (40 days ago, 1 stars)

    That’s fake. Trump’s toilet is gold plated.
    (40 days ago, 6 stars)

    Someone had to pay for the huge tax cut Trump has given himself. That will be the middle class.
    (40 days ago, 3 stars)

    Compliment? I doubt you were really trying to complete them with a complement.
    (42 days ago, 2 stars)

    You have to be excited about a recruit who already has a WWE style nickname in high school.
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    Dust off the old keyboard, my friend.
    (45 days ago, 1 stars)

    The anti-Santa Clause rhetoric you allude to bothers me. It’s a fun movie!
    (45 days ago, 0 stars)

    Ball didn’t go in the goal.
    (47 days ago, 0 stars)

    You’re going to be more focused on avoiding Norovirus, right?
    (49 days ago, 3 stars)

    The only time I’d root for the Patriots is if they are playing the Cowboys or the Redskins. So no.
    (49 days ago, 0 stars)

    Isn’t being an LDS bishop one of the basic qualifications for being in the Utah legislature?
    (51 days ago, 4 stars)

    Shout it so the world can hear it, my friend. Shout it to the sky and stars.
    (51 days ago, 1 stars)

    I wouldn’t call it super.
    (51 days ago, 3 stars)

    Never gonna happen.
    (51 days ago, 1 stars)

    Have you forgotten what state we live in?
    (51 days ago, 1 stars)

    Is he signaling how many years in jail he predicts he’ll spend?
    (53 days ago, 1 stars)

    With all of these criminals associated with Donald Trump being indicted and punished, maybe Trump really is helping to make America great again.
    (53 days ago, 2 stars)

    Oh look, it’s another adorable little troll. And plenty of suckers bought it.
    (54 days ago, 2 stars)

    “What I am saying is, we have now what we have always needed, real partnership with the government.” - Hyman “Roger Stone” Roth
    (54 days ago, 3 stars)

    And very interesting.
    (54 days ago, 0 stars)

    I’m still thankful as hell that we joined this chicken $#!+ league.
    (55 days ago, 8 stars)

    I’ve got Ted Cruz and Mike Lee above Graham on my weekly poll.
    (55 days ago, 3 stars)

    Didn’t need to know.
    (55 days ago, 2 stars)

    Those are the exact two I like. That would actually be a good P/VP ticket.
    (56 days ago, 1 stars)

    Cameron Rising
    (58 days ago, 6 stars)

    President Stephen Miller thinks otherwise.
    (58 days ago, 2 stars)

    Thanks for the comment, one note Johnny.
    (60 days ago, 4 stars)

    Trump. He sucks. Amirite?
    (61 days ago, 1 stars)

    I’m going to miss his little laugh.
    (62 days ago, 3 stars)

    Oh good. That makes me forget all about what’s his name...the freshman quarterback that was highly touted, but then transferred. It’s almost as if he never even existed.
    (62 days ago, 0 stars)

    After the wild rumpus, he got tired and returned home, much to the dismay of all his new friends.
    (63 days ago, 2 stars)

    Thanks, I’m going to start the prolonged and painful healing process now.
    (63 days ago, 0 stars)

    Hopefully you brought some rolls of paper towels to toss to the plebs there.
    (63 days ago, 7 stars)

    Oh look, it’s the Berdermeister Meisterberder!
    (63 days ago, 3 stars)

    Relax and have a hamberder.
    (64 days ago, 9 stars)

    I don’t think you’d be getting much sleep.
    (65 days ago, 0 stars)

    Ask him if he’s well proportioned.
    (68 days ago, 1 stars)

    You get a supercar! You get a supercar! You get a supercar! Everybody gets a supercar!
    (69 days ago, 0 stars)

    Wormer? Dead! Marmalard? Dead! Niedermeyer? Dead!
    (69 days ago, 2 stars)

    The wall was his 2016 campaign MacGuffin. I wonder what he’ll use for 2020. The Maltese Falcon? A briefcase with something glowing inside? The holy grail?
    (69 days ago, 1 stars)

    And that is why we can’t have nice briefcases.
    (69 days ago, 3 stars)

    Right. Thanks for the correction. If you look at his career trajectory at the U and then in LA, it all makes sense. When we got him, he was talented, but raw, and no one was talking NBA. He developed nicely under K.
    (69 days ago, 3 stars)

    He played great here, I don’t know why people are under this misconception. He averaged 16.4 pts, 9.3 rbs and 2.4 asts his senior year, and was 1st team all-PAC. He graduated, and was a first round pick. Why complain?
    (69 days ago, 8 stars)

    Trevor Reilly and Chase Hanson. Just think about those two guys. No one would have ever imagined either one of them sniffing the NFL, but Kyle gets ahold of them and, boom, suddenly they’re defensive pro talent? Where else does that happen?
    (70 days ago, 2 stars)

    You’re exactly right, it’s not luck, it’s Kyle. He gets more with less, gets kids to buy in, makes smart management decisions concerning his talent and consistently maintains his intensity. Ute fans are lucky to have Kyle.
    (70 days ago, 1 stars)

    Nebraska is a great comparison. People in this state seem to forget that this state is small fry, about 3 million people, and that we live in a non-diverse, monocultural society. We’re lucky to be competing at all in the PAC.
    (70 days ago, 5 stars)

    (71 days ago, 1 stars)

    Yes, the movie “The Santa Clause” is real. It starred Tim Allen and enjoyed box office success in the mid-90s. I hope that was helpful.
    (71 days ago, 1 stars)

    No doubt this is where Ocgreg would say something snide, and make an obligatory “tennis skirt” reference...if he could.
    (72 days ago, 3 stars)

    It’s a bingo!
    (72 days ago, 2 stars)

    Your article states that California’s poverty rate is close to average, and that the main factor is housing costs, which one could argue is a measure of California’s success. People want to live there, it’s an attractive place to live.
    (72 days ago, 5 stars)

    Have Mexico not pay them.
    (72 days ago, 3 stars)

    They scored more points than we did. Next question?
    (73 days ago, 6 stars)

    I want to punch his face in the face.
    (74 days ago, 2 stars)

    David Cecil?
    (74 days ago, 2 stars)

    It sucks to be Bowling Green. This and a massacre. Time to shut things down.
    (75 days ago, 0 stars)

    I honestly am curious though, light-hearted shenanigans and petty tomfoolery aside, does our team have a chance tonight against this ranked ASU team? Has anyone been paying attention?
    (75 days ago, 0 stars)

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    I’ve done a complete 360 on the “rivalry”. I didn’t want it before this game, and I still don’t want it now. (23 stars)
    2018-11-25 22:08:09

    Trump can’t even name Tim Cook correctly. (14 stars)
    2019-03-11 20:45:46

    I, too, feel more comfortable with Shelley as QB than Hot Rod Hundley. (14 stars)
    2018-11-26 15:06:50

    Utah has been represented in the senate by Orrin Hatch for 50 years. That embarrassment ship sailed a long time ago. (12 stars)
    2018-11-14 21:27:38

    Tell us more about yourself. (11 stars)
    2018-10-18 19:16:55

    Your self-important post is duly noted. (10 stars)
    2019-02-09 03:26:40

    A jackass and a bunch of sheep. Like a Trump rally. (10 stars)
    2018-12-07 19:22:40

    I look at all of the PAC-12 teams as our rivals now, but rivals in a healthy way. (10 stars)
    2018-11-21 08:29:16

    Shouldn’t you be at a Trump rally right now, ironically shouting “Lock her up!”? (10 stars)
    2018-11-20 22:09:48

    Don’t worry. Supernegotiator Donald Trump will sit the two sides down and have a deal done by noon, then he’ll go fire off nine holes-in-one during an afternoon round of golf. (9 stars)
    2019-02-28 21:25:11

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    It’s a bingo! (534)
    2019-01-07 14:11:21

    Tell us more about yourself. (388)
    2018-10-18 19:16:55

    I, too, feel more comfortable with Shelley as QB than Hot Rod Hundley. (312)
    2018-11-26 15:06:50

    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA! (300)
    2019-03-04 18:47:04

    I didn’t notice an expression of joy in the original poster’s tone. I detected more annoyance, really. Perhaps you are projecting? Just a thought. Being critical of Trump/Republican economic policy does not equate to gleeful mockery. (242)
    2018-11-26 10:29:28

    All we have left is to peek over at Zoobboard to see them talking about basketball. (233)
    2018-12-09 09:31:04

    Case in point, Hammer, in this very thread, blames the Democratic congress elect for the Dow’s recent slide. Go criticize his partisanship, too. Sic ‘em! (233)
    2018-11-26 10:47:52

    I’m not on either side, just an observer. My observation is that you lecture the left a lot on this site from your “non-partisan” ivory tower, but I never see you critique the posts of right-leaning posters here. (225)
    2018-11-26 10:44:57

    You seem to only complain about “tribalism” on this board in response to left leaning posters. Hmmmm. (225)
    2018-11-26 10:26:07

    You are correct, it’s clear that most of the political posters here lean left, but this still doesn’t change the facts of my claim. There are at least 7 or 8 right leaning posters here, why doesn’t Zeous lecture them on tribalism, too? (208)
    2018-11-26 11:12:25

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