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    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA!

    by ExquisUte
    2019-03-04 18:47:04

    Bogut to resign with the Golden State Warriors

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    Bruno Ganz, the Hitler parody video guy (and, actually, a well-regarded Swiss actor) has died. There should be a Hitler parody video made lamenting Ganz’s death. Or is it too soon?

    by ExquisUte
    2019-02-16 05:59:25

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    All this happened after Dudley Do-Right retired.
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    This one is comparable... Green Day - Holiday/Boulevard of Broken Dreams
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    Exactly. They call his time outs “executive time”.
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    He needs to be sent to his room for a “time out”.
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    Golf fans in general are obnoxious. Watching a bunch of grown, frequently out of shape men follow a little white ball around on a field. Might as well watch them play Tiddlywinks.
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    You revel in your own ignorance? Or are you just feigning ignorance? Either way, not an admirable quality.
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    They’re dropping like flies now. Doris Day, Tim Conway, former Aussie PM Bob Hawke, I.M. Pei, Herman Wouk...and now Grumpy Cat? These are sad times. RIP to all!
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    ^^^^ Wet Blanket ^^^^
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    Death Vader is Luke Skywalker’s dad. The lady is a dude in Crying Game. Verbal Kint is really Keyser Soze. The little autistic boy dreamed the entire St. Elsewhere series. Pamela Ewing dreamed season 9 of Dallas.
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    Maisie Williams gets all the credit, but it was really Kristina Baskett that killed the Night King.
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    They are not an A game, but they are A sh*tty game.
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    And don’t forget our secret scheduling weapon, byu-p. Thanks, religiouslature.
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    Citizen Kane? Average. Godfather? Eh, I’ve seen better. Rear Window? It had its moments. Seven Samurai? 2/4 stars, at best. Lawrence of Arabia? Big, fat meh.
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    Is this where we post fun trivia gems about China? Okay. Did you know that fortune cookies were not created in China, but rather a noodle making company in San Francisco invented them?
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    From the photo it looks like he lets the other guys do the blocking work. Smart kid!
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    I’m so proud of you for having a thought!
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    So in the Western Conference finals we have a matchup between Damian Lillard’s team and Andrew Bogut’s team. I’ll bet that the local press will be all over that story *eye roll emoji*.
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    How’s third grade been treating you?
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    I blame it all on the great and evil Jussie Smollett.
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    There is no Tuttle. Not anymore.
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    Mayhew Rest In Peace.
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    It snowed a bit here in Sandy. That was fun.
    (27 days ago, 0 stars)

    We use our time much more wisely, discussing current topics like the homoeroticism of Top Gun.
    (29 days ago, 5 stars)

    You guys are old.
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    Tony Scott was Michael Bay before Michael Bay was Michael Bay. The homoerotic overtones and blatant jingoism do lend a certain unintentional hilarity to the movie, though.
    (29 days ago, 1 stars)

    So, apparently, the University of Utah is an NFL talent-producing factory. Who knew?
    (30 days ago, 3 stars)

    Speaking of boils, his chances of getting boils will also dramatically decrease if he gives up those season tickets.
    (34 days ago, 2 stars)

    Spam really is an underrated meat product.
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    We’re having really pleasant weather out there today. It will be nice to get a walk.
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    I hope this Daniels kid can shoot a three, cause that’s where we’re gonna need help next year.
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    At this point if he does more books, he’s just doing a novelization of the tv show.
    (41 days ago, 1 stars)

    Here are some numbers for you...
    (42 days ago, 1 stars)

    What on earth are you talking about? A simple web search will reveal that you are wrong, go look up the federal deficit in the recent past. The deficit went down every year from 2011 to 2015. This is America’s problem, its misinformed people.
    (42 days ago, 4 stars)

    The deficit was going down in recent years. Now it’s increasing dramatically. Is that increase due to corruption and waste? No, it’s due to tax cuts, mostly for the wealthy.
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    Face it, the federal deficit is exploding because of the tax cuts.
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    If they kill off Jon and Daenerys, viewers are going to come after Benioff and Weiss with pitchforks and torches.
    (43 days ago, 0 stars)

    I demand to be made to feel less uneasy. Maybe old Jon Snow should get together with Melisandre. She’s way hotter anyway, and there’s no perceivable familial connection.
    (43 days ago, 1 stars)

    Wouldn't that still be incestual? The incest component of GOT makes me queasy.
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    I’m worried about our defense.
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    Of all the nerds in the kingdom, you are the king!
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    I learned from the Flintstones that humans lived alongside dinosaurs in harmony, and everyone went around in self-powered vehicles. Now that’s science!
    (45 days ago, 4 stars)

    Oh yeah? Well yo mama so fat, Obi-wan Kenobi saw her butt, turned to his companions and said in a grave tone, “That’s no moon.”
    (46 days ago, 1 stars)

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
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    It’s the Eye of Sauron!
    (47 days ago, 3 stars)

    Trump bases his appointments on who appears on TV a lot.
    (49 days ago, 5 stars)

    Here’s a Ricola for you.
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    If these kids at Wasatch Academy are not from Utah originally, what makes you think they would make a solid pipeline? I would imagine they want out of Utah ASAP after high school. This state is weird.
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    Sorry I hurt your feelings. I’m just going for laughs.
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    God pays attention to the polls, too.
    (53 days ago, 3 stars)

    What can I say, he’s a fickle god. Tomorrow he may decide to bring 8-track players, pet rocks and lava lamps back. Some of you guys who are stuck in the 1970s will be happy about that.
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    Ogden is more camel toe than Camelot.
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    Ogden is the Florida of Utah.
    (55 days ago, 3 stars)

    There’s something fishy about this Brandon Haddock character.
    (55 days ago, 2 stars)

    I’m pretty sure Alex Jensen is gluten free.
    (55 days ago, 7 stars)

    Don’t care.
    (55 days ago, 5 stars)

    You shut your filthy mouth about hoops players transferring!
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    Do you still have a lot of your “University of Deseret” gear?
    (56 days ago, 1 stars)

    Well someone needs to educate President Stephen Miller that he’s an idiot on trade so he can pull his Trump puppet’s strings to make better decisions on this “national emergency”.
    (56 days ago, 1 stars)

    Yeah, I think Miller is pulling Trump’s strings. He’s most likely writing many of Trump’s tweets.
    (57 days ago, 1 stars)

    An orange turd in a yellow vest. That would be an interesting fashion statement.
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    Good for you.
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    Suffering from fetus derangement syndrome?
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    It seems easy for the right to focus their ire at women and minorities.
    (59 days ago, 2 stars)

    I call it Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Derangement Syndrome, or AOCDS for short. It’s slightly more serious than Jussie Smollett Derangement Syndrome.
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    Most of their players still had hair on their heads last time byu-p beat the Utes.
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    It’s what happens when you live in a culture where your nutsack is lopped off at such a young age.
    (62 days ago, 4 stars)

    Ute BC is fully fluent in weasel words.
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    But at least you play defense.
    (62 days ago, 3 stars)

    if I were a member of the front office of a team competing with the Jazz for a free agent this summer, I’d show that player a summary video of last night’s game. That should eliminate the Jazz from contention.
    (62 days ago, 0 stars)

    Time for a move to Seattle.
    (62 days ago, 2 stars)

    He was here just to stir up the hornets nest. I think he has malevolent intent. He posts reasonable, Ute-related content on Utehub. I think he has an axe to grind and gets his weird jollies over here at Utefans.
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    But 15’ fences work. Just ask all of Dear Leader’s cheerleaders.
    (69 days ago, 1 stars)

    Looks like heaven for incels.
    (74 days ago, 3 stars)

    I’m sure the airlines will love his “ideas”...
    (76 days ago, 4 stars)

    Trump can’t even name Tim Cook correctly.
    (77 days ago, 14 stars)

    Thanks, Henry Blake.
    (77 days ago, 1 stars)

    The first two sentences in the body of your message are nearly incomprehensible. How about some self-editing?
    (77 days ago, 5 stars)

    Maybe he just prefers people’s complaints in written form.
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    Portland Mormons are the epitome of weirdness.
    (80 days ago, 2 stars)

    The cool thing about this is that Bogut could score another championship ring!
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    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA!
    (84 days ago, 0 stars)

    They have echo chambers and circle jerks in football?
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    Pace? You mean the picante sauce?
    (84 days ago, 0 stars)

    Don’t worry. Supernegotiator Donald Trump will sit the two sides down and have a deal done by noon, then he’ll go fire off nine holes-in-one during an afternoon round of golf.
    (88 days ago, 9 stars)

    I will not seek a hamberder from Trump, nor will I accept one.
    (89 days ago, 3 stars)

    I guess I’m suffering from cognitive dissonance here, but I couldn’t find anything relating to the crucially important Jussie Smollett story here. You must be slipping.
    (90 days ago, 7 stars)

    What are you going on about? Trump’s health is astonishingly excellent. He’s the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.
    (90 days ago, 4 stars)

    “Norman Dale? I hardly recognized you.”
    (91 days ago, 1 stars)

    “Zone defense is all we’ve played, and it’s the only thing that’ll work this year.”
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    We appreciate you keeping us abreast of this topic.
    (91 days ago, 2 stars)

    It’s like Liam Neeson’s story about wanting to go out and find a black person to kill. Is this an indictment of all white people and their true feelings, or is it just one man’s foolishness? I vote the latter, same with Smollett.
    (92 days ago, 3 stars)

    So there’s two of you then. I do appreciate your measured tone and reasoning why you care. What Smollett did was a huge embarrassment to himself. I just don’t think it has much wider cultural impact.
    (92 days ago, 3 stars)

    You’re literally the only person on this site that cares about this Jussie Smollett thing. You’re obsession is unhealthy and weird.
    (92 days ago, 6 stars)

    You already used that recently. Running out of material?
    (92 days ago, 3 stars)

    “And, man is he sexy when he goes shirtless!”
    (93 days ago, 0 stars)

    *cough* Wet blanket! *cough*
    (93 days ago, 1 stars)

    Or a Trojan Piñata.
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    I’ve done a complete 360 on the “rivalry”. I didn’t want it before this game, and I still don’t want it now. (23 stars)
    2018-11-25 22:08:09

    Trump can’t even name Tim Cook correctly. (14 stars)
    2019-03-11 20:45:46

    I, too, feel more comfortable with Shelley as QB than Hot Rod Hundley. (14 stars)
    2018-11-26 15:06:50

    The deficit was going down in recent years. Now it’s increasing dramatically. Is that increase due to corruption and waste? No, it’s due to tax cuts, mostly for the wealthy. (13 stars)
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    Most of their players still had hair on their heads last time byu-p beat the Utes. (12 stars)
    2019-03-29 05:05:40

    Utah has been represented in the senate by Orrin Hatch for 50 years. That embarrassment ship sailed a long time ago. (12 stars)
    2018-11-14 21:27:38

    Tell us more about yourself. (11 stars)
    2018-10-18 19:16:55

    Your self-important post is duly noted. (10 stars)
    2019-02-09 03:26:40

    A jackass and a bunch of sheep. Like a Trump rally. (10 stars)
    2018-12-07 19:22:40

    I look at all of the PAC-12 teams as our rivals now, but rivals in a healthy way. (10 stars)
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    Tell us more about yourself. (408)
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    We’re about to be up to four former Utes in the NBA! (379)
    2019-03-04 18:47:04

    I, too, feel more comfortable with Shelley as QB than Hot Rod Hundley. (337)
    2018-11-26 15:06:50

    I didn’t notice an expression of joy in the original poster’s tone. I detected more annoyance, really. Perhaps you are projecting? Just a thought. Being critical of Trump/Republican economic policy does not equate to gleeful mockery. (267)
    2018-11-26 10:29:28

    All we have left is to peek over at Zoobboard to see them talking about basketball. (259)
    2018-12-09 09:31:04

    Case in point, Hammer, in this very thread, blames the Democratic congress elect for the Dow’s recent slide. Go criticize his partisanship, too. Sic ‘em! (256)
    2018-11-26 10:47:52

    I’m not on either side, just an observer. My observation is that you lecture the left a lot on this site from your “non-partisan” ivory tower, but I never see you critique the posts of right-leaning posters here. (249)
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    You seem to only complain about “tribalism” on this board in response to left leaning posters. Hmmmm. (248)
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    San Diego on New Year’s Eve? You can’t get a better situation than that. (231)
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