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"I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room."


Member since: April 15th, 2003
Star rating: 29630
Age: 41
Gender: M
Hometown: SLC
Occupation: Egg inspector
Education: Bachelor's Degree
Favorite Website: http://www.tomselleckwaterfallsandwich.co m
Twitter: loyter
About Me:
I am 5'3" and I used to be a race jockey. I got into the Utes when I topped 120 lbs and I lost my spot in horse racing. I basically spent about 2 years eating Cheetos, drinking Dr. Pepper and watching TV. Well, that happened to be Rick Majerus' first full year as the Ute's hoop coach. My first time out of the house after 3 months of self loathing was to see the fat man coach a game in person. At that point, the Utes were like 9-0 . I was truly inspired, and I went on a diet and lost 40 pounds and got down to 175, found a girlfriend, and got a job working at Arby's with all my fellow U of U students.

Since, I broke up with the girl (got to first base though), got a better job inspecting eggs at the local chicken farm, and bought a really nice Citation. If I get my promotion at work, I'm going to get some pimped out wheels for it...maybe 17's.

I like moonlight walks in the woods, stacking golf balls, and collecting matchbooks.

Send me a private message if you'd like to go get a taco sometime! Free Luka Drca!!!!!
My Favorite Teams:
Utes, Bills, Padres, RSL.
My Favorite Victories:
Loyter is the only guy I know that gets the intended response of "Yes, you are loyter." when he asks, "Do you know who I am?" - SForkUte
My Favorite Players:
Jasmine Ouschan


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