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A pretty smile you say?

Posted By: Flyer
Date: Wednesday, July 10, 2019 at 11:59 am

A man was about to give a speech in a crowded room.

He had written a fabulous speech. But he had forgotten his teeth, he confided in the man next to him who reached into his pocket & gave him a pair of teeth, try these he said.

Too tight,

Try these then

Too loose

Try these, just right & he gave his speech.

Afterwards he spoke to the man next to him, please give me your number, I need a new dentist.

I am not a dentist he said. I am an undertaker.

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