The NRA needs a Democrat administration

Posted By: The Thrill
Date: Thursday 30 May 2019, at 08:52 pm
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It’s no secret that the NRA is hemorrhaging money from a massive decline in subscriptions and grants. One major reason is no threat to the second amendment. Let me note that I’m for the second amendment, but I’m not for everybody gets a gun. The NRA loves public shootings because they put the fear of gun control in the minds of gun lovers. Same goes for having a Democrat in the White House, simply because they can make up stories about the potential attack from the left, everybody knows democrats don’t respect the constitution .

With that said, here’s my pitch to the NRA to save them from going under.

1. Support whomever the democratic candidate is (cough Biden), simple as that.
2. Create a network of fake social media accounts to push false stories about Trump. Most likely stuff about Russian collusion and pee tapes and paying off prostitutes and failed business ventures and supporting communists and losing billions of dollars and ties to the mafia and his dangerous narcissism...stuff like that.
3. Halt all fake school shooting enactments until 2021, then bring on the crisis actors again. They do wonders for NRA subscriptions.
4. Get rid of Wayne. Dude is spending money like crazy. Does he even like guns or is he just in it for the money? New NRA President? John Wick, but not until 2021. If he’s not available get Dana Loesch. Dudes love angry brunettes who love guns.
5. Secretly trick the baby boomers into believing everything is fine. That’s a sure fire way to get a Democrat elected, Fox News can help here. They own baby boomers.
6. Don’t worry about the popular vote, just win the electoral college. Really just focus the target social media attack in three areas. Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan. The popular vote is pretty worthless at this point.

That’s it. That should help the NRA win the election. You can tell the Democratic candidate your plan or not. That’s doesn’t matter. I know this works, it’s already been proven to work.
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