Why do they still make round toilets? The average American is close to 6' tall and has a 40" waistline (no joke, 40). Elongated toilets should be standard. I'll vote for any candidate that makes this a focal campaign issue.

Posted By: 480ute
Date: Thursday 30 May 2019, at 06:25 pm

I've widdled myself down by about fifteen lbs and have taken my waistline down to a 34, and I still feel like if I move the wrong direction this entire Best Western toilet is going to shoot straight up my rump.

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