In honor of Doris Day, may she rest in peace, one of the world's best quips.

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Date: Monday 13 May 2019, at 01:01 pm
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"I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin"
- Oscar Levant

If you don't know Doris Day's personna back in the day, this won't make much sense. Trust me, it's funny.
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