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Mastermind? Maybe misterlostmind.

Posted By: Flyer
Date: Thursday, March 14, 2019 at 01:52 pm

There is an old story that may or may not apply.

A man walks up to a beautiful young lady and says, "will you have sex with me for $100,000?"

She says, "show me the money first"

He says, "I don' have that kind of money, I was just opening negotiations"

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UTE BC icon NEW: Here's an idea. Why don't all the outraged people that are mad that people who donate buildings and the like are getting under qualified kids into top universities put their money where there mouth is!
UTE BC - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:23 pm [ID# 1942196] [reply]
loyter icon NEW: Well that's nicely packaged up for us simpletons to understand. Thanks bro. (nm)
loyter - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:29 pm [ID# 1942198] [reply]
UTE BC icon NEW: Not sure what you mean. Just an idea and talking point. But if you were offended I guess I'm the simpleton. (nm)
UTE BC - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:41 pm [ID# 1942202] [reply]
TheRealU icon NEW: Bro, what the #%!@ are you talking about?
TheRealU - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:30 pm [ID# 1942200] [reply]
UTE BC icon NEW: Bro, I started this thread. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CHEATERS! They suck and are horrible.
UTE BC - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:41 pm [ID# 1942201] [reply]
480ute icon NEW: At that point a donation becomes a bribe, which is frowned upon by every ethical segment of society. (nm)
480ute - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 02:56 pm [ID# 1942215] [reply]
o NEW: I bribed two different colleges my kids went to. Oh wait... That was called “tuition. (nm)
Flyer - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:42 pm [ID# 1942203] [reply]
UTE BC icon NEW: You think tuition is a bribe? Let me ask you this. Let's say Alex Smith has a kid who doesn't quite measure up academically. He offers to build a new weight room and football practice facility for the university, but he wants them to take a chance
UTE BC - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:46 pm [ID# 1942204] [reply]
o NEW: Mastermind? Maybe misterlostmind.
Flyer - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:52 pm [ID# 1942206] [reply]
o NEW: oh, and hell yes I let the kid in. (nm)
Flyer - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 01:53 pm [ID# 1942207] [reply]
SforkUte icon NEW: Even your non joke posts make no sense. (nm)
SforkUte - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 04:44 pm [ID# 1942234] [reply]
o NEW: It's really not that difficult. Try to keep up> Or do you just want to keep telling me that you are pissed at me?
Flyer - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 08:42 pm [ID# 1942269] [reply]
TheJuggernaut icon NEW: Honestly, who's surprised? Rich people are using their money to get extra perks, in this case preferential treatment for their college bound kids? Shocking, just shocking.
TheJuggernaut - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 02:23 pm [ID# 1942210] [reply]
Red Don icon NEW: Cheating on the SAT's is mildly disturbing to you? (short)
Red Don - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 03:20 pm [ID# 1942220] [reply]
TheJuggernaut icon NEW: It's been happening with athletes for as long as the SAT has been around. Throw some rich kids in there too I guess.
TheJuggernaut - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 03:50 pm [ID# 1942223] [reply]
Maji Man icon NEW: In some sense that is what Stanford is (or was, or was supposed to be)...
Maji Man - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 02:37 pm [ID# 1942213] [reply]
pangloss icon NEW: I haven't seen any data on this, but I bet most rich folks are ethical, certainly Gates and Buffet, and would not be associated with an elitist institution. Let alone bribe people to violate their duty to provide honest services. (nm)
pangloss - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 03:12 pm [ID# 1942218] [reply]
Maji Man icon NEW: Bill Gates (and Steve Jobs) offspring go to Stanford.
Maji Man - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 03:56 pm [ID# 1942225] [reply]
o NEW: College should be a lot more affordable.
UteBrave - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 03:51 pm [ID# 1942224] [reply]
Puget Ute icon NEW: State schools in California used to be free. WHen I lived there grad school was largely free for state residents, and undergrad was EXTREMELY cheap in the Cal State schools. Having exhorbitantly expensive state schools is a recent development. (nm)
Puget Ute - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 04:13 pm [ID# 1942230] [reply]
o NEW: I have no issue with kids of rich parents getting into schools as long as their estate is taxed 85% for every dollar past $5M when the parents die. (nm)
P-Worm - -- Thursday 14 March 2019, at 04:58 pm [ID# 1942240] [reply]
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