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Cougarboard, where I learned the truth about despair.

Posted By: ironman1315
Date: Saturday, October 6, 2018 at 08:27 am

There's a reason why that fan board is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every cougar fan who has ventured there over the centuries has looked up to their mythical national championship and imagined climbing to those heights again. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died imagining. I learned there that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as The Aggies terrorize Lavel Edwards, Sitake will feed its people hope to poison their souls. He will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch him torture an entire fanbase and when you have truly understood the depth of their failure, we will fulfill Whittingham’s destiny... We will destroy that football program and then, when it is done and LES is ashes, then they have my permission to die.

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UTE-MAN icon NEW: I woke up this morning very thirsty and then looked at the cooter score.
UTE-MAN - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 06:13 am [ID# 1925705] [reply]
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SforkUte icon NEW: How quickly they want to burn the whole system down. Just a couple weeks ago their team could do no wrong. (nm)
SforkUte - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 06:57 am [ID# 1925708] [reply]
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o NEW: That sounds familiar (nm)
ironman1315 - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 07:55 am [ID# 1925710] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: It's more fun when they have hope, and then it is dashed. The further they fall, the better. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 08:12 am [ID# 1925711] [reply]
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o NEW: Cougarboard, where I learned the truth about despair.
ironman1315 - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 08:27 am [ID# 1925715] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Very poetic. To boil that down to simple words: #%!@ them. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 08:43 am [ID# 1925717] [reply]
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midnightversion icon NEW: This needs to be added to the Bible. (nm)
midnightversion - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 10:31 am [ID# 1925721] [reply]
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jhill icon NEW: I am in the midst of starting a religion. I may use it in my literature. (nm)
jhill - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 11:07 am [ID# 1925727] [reply]
o NEW: In Lamentations. (nm)
Duhwayne - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 11:31 am [ID# 1925731] [reply]
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Homer_Crimson icon NEW: The best part is that they'll likely win out the rest of the way and be full blown delusional win they play us. (short)
Homer_Crimson - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 12:12 pm [ID# 1925735] [reply]
o NEW: Just a week ago they were ranked, and on the rise back to glory. Now? Beyond dumpster fire. Chernobyl level meltdown. (nm)
Ma'ake - -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 08:13 am [ID# 1925712] [reply]
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Red Don icon NEW: And their OC was off to be a Head Coach in the SEC. ha! (nm)
Red Don - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 6 October 2018, at 01:07 pm [ID# 1925743] [reply]
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