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West concourse myth

Posted By: The Thrill
Date: Saturday, August 11, 2018 at 07:25 am

I've seen time and again over there, I know I should stop but it's my dumpster fire, of allusions to the west concourse. I know the real story, an elderly old man just didn't make it to the bathroom in time and $#!+ his pants. It's escaped down his leg and left a mess in the West concourse. I know because I witnessed the aftermath first hand.

The Cougarboard myth is that a drunken Ute, dropped his pants and took a big steamer right in the middle of the cesspool known as the West concourse. Right outside gate W9, yes the visitor section.

They now equate so much of their despise to our Neanderthal mentality based on this myth. "What do you expect from people who crap in their stadium hallway?" to "the West concourse pooper must be around". It's now their go-to to explain the uncouth and barbaric mentality of their rivals. They have a full on hate for Utah fans unwarranted through Cougarboard folklore and douchebag rhetoric. Beer pouring and verbal assault myths add to their fairies tales.

I know people are dicks, I'll be the first to admit I don't like most people, but for some reason this bothers me that they've taken a very personal accident and convoluted it into a myth of how uncivilized myself and my Ute friends are. I shouldn't take offense, and I don't, I guess it just bothers me that I know the true story and it's not at all how they reveal it.

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o NEW: This angry Cougarboard thread is only getting better with age
Naturn - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 10:14 pm [ID# 1919418] [reply]
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o NEW: The desperation is at an all time high... Hilarious. (nm)
utearmy - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 10:52 pm [ID# 1919420] [reply]
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o NEW: I went to the 2013 game at tower of Baradur (LES)
ironman1315 - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:33 pm [ID# 1919423] [reply]
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Ute_fan_forever icon NEW: Well, at least you didn’t push his grandma down the stairs at RES. Or did you? (nm)
Ute_fan_forever - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 06:37 am [ID# 1919426] [reply]
o NEW: You don’t know me. (nm)
ironman1315 - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 10:37 am [ID# 1919439] [reply]
The Thrill icon NEW: West concourse myth
The Thrill - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 07:25 am [ID# 1919428] [reply]
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o NEW: Those "people" aka Utah Haters are too stupid to find their ass with their hands cuffed behind them. Clearly they are too stupid to recognize or tell the truth (nm)
FlyfishingUte - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 10:50 am [ID# 1919440] [reply]
SkinyUte icon NEW: I'm mostly just amused how they act like hostility towards a rival is COMPLETELY unique to Utah.
SkinyUte - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 08:27 am [ID# 1919431] [reply]
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Puget Ute icon NEW: They need to stop expelling rape victims before anybody should give a #%!@ what they say or think. (nm)
Puget Ute - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 09:27 am [ID# 1919434] [reply]
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midnightversion icon NEW: How many of them have you urinated on? (nm)
midnightversion - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 10:35 am [ID# 1919438] [reply]
Puget Ute icon NEW: Not enough. They are never satisfied. (nm)
Puget Ute - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 11:25 am [ID# 1919442] [reply]
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Dnquixote icon NEW: They know their season is going to suck. They are revving up the moral superiority argument so they have something to hold on to.
Dnquixote - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 11:10 am [ID# 1919441] [reply]
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Puget Ute icon NEW: But surely their vaunted new SEC-quality OC (Who has never been more than a line coach) will save them! SEC! SEC! (nm)
Puget Ute - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 11:27 am [ID# 1919443] [reply]
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Dnquixote icon NEW: They know their season is going to suck. They are revving up the moral superiority argument so they have something to hold on to.
Dnquixote - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 11:29 am [ID# 1919445] [reply]
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