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Caffeine Free Diet Coke now presents, real men of genius

Posted By: ironman1315
Date: Friday, August 10, 2018 at 11:56 pm

(real men of genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Rice Eccles Ute Fan Story Inventor.

(Mr. Rice Eccles Ute Fan Story Inventor)

Using nothing but your keyboard and faux outrage, you're following the American dream, getting mob riled up on the internet with nothing but a troll-like grin and some fake news.

(Go make $#!+ UUUUUUUUUP!)

Sure, there are no pictures and no corroborating evidence. But you gotta tell how some figment of your imagination peed on your kid.

(Oh that's gross!)

Your keen storytelling skills will serve you well as you get the BYU faithful riled up. instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, say it was actually your fake brother's kid.

(They're from Canada!)

So crack open an ice-cold caffeine free Diet Coke, story guy, because we all know, that someday you can live down the fact you tried to beat up a cheerleader and lost.

(Mr. Rice Eccles Ute Fan Story Inventor)

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480ute icon NEW: Sorry, but the thread Wannabe started a page back deserves some more exposure.
480ute - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 09:09 pm [ID# 1919413] [reply]
o NEW: They are fechless cowards and cretins down there. They got spoiled in the 80's and 90's only now are they starting to realize
FlyfishingUte - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 09:46 pm [ID# 1919415] [reply]
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480ute icon NEW: Now, one of them is claiming adult Ute fans mocked his seven year old son's tears and got in the kid's face.
480ute - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 10:42 pm [ID# 1919419] [reply]
o NEW: Oh I would t be surprised if one or two of our well lubricsted fans did something like that or maybe a drunk guy did it. Ut to hear these cretins tell these tales
FlyfishingUte - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:23 pm [ID# 1919422] [reply]
The Thrill icon NEW: I think there are 4 types of sports fans. (long)
The Thrill - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 07:52 am [ID# 1919429] [reply]
(2)
jhill icon NEW: LOL. The comic of byu football will never totally separate us.
jhill - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 09:46 pm [ID# 1919416] [reply]
(1)
Red Don icon NEW: "These people actually thought this stuff up, posted it online and had others believing it." (short)
Red Don - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 11:37 am [ID# 1919447] [reply]
(2)
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: I remember when a byu-p player came up into the stands at RES and started beating on a Ute fan who was sitting by the player's family. Not sure why, probably some jawing going on back and forth.
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 09:55 pm [ID# 1919417] [reply]
o NEW: The cheerleader was drunk once, so I jumped out of the stands and got $#!+-stomped. (short)
ironman1315 - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:45 pm [ID# 1919424] [reply]
(5)
SkinyUte icon NEW: People who have been raised their entire life to believe that a single sip of alcohol immediately turns someone into a degenerate raving lunatic tend to be remarkably irrational towards those of us who imbibe on occasion. (nm)
SkinyUte - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 08:34 am [ID# 1919432] [reply]
(2)
o NEW: He’s the guy who pointed a gun and someone and pulled the trigger
UteBrave - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 12:09 pm [ID# 1919452] [reply]
o NEW: Caffeine Free Diet Coke now presents, real men of genius
ironman1315 - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:56 pm [ID# 1919425] [reply]
(7)
Puget Ute icon NEW: SLC really needs to get an NFL team. That way people can see what really $#!+ty can behavior looks like.
Puget Ute - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 11:39 am [ID# 1919448] [reply]
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o NEW: its ok to say it's Raider Nation (nm)
FlyfishingUte - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 12:02 pm [ID# 1919450] [reply]
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Puget Ute icon NEW: No man, it's (Every NFL Team) Nation. (nm)
Puget Ute - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 12:18 pm [ID# 1919454] [reply]
WV_Ute icon NEW: RE: No man, it's (Every NFL Team) Nation.
WV_Ute - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 06:53 pm [ID# 1919488] [reply]
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