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I once went to LES...

Posted By: loyter
Date: Friday, August 10, 2018 at 01:57 pm

First, in the parking lot, a guy threw his Caffeine-free Diet Pepsi at me. Then another guy got right up in my face, screaming something about how Jell-O is the state fruit and I better remember that.

All along the walk to the stadium from the parking lot, people were flinging scripture books at me and demanding to check whether I was wearing the proper undergarments.

Some woman in the line in front of me taunted me with one of her 4 infant children's dirty diaper, saying that I was put on earth to procreate and that I was a menace to society because I didn't have enough kids.

Next thing I know, a bunch of elders were forcibly dunking me in a big pool of water, saying a bunch of stuff about their cult diety and telling me that if I didn't get dunked, they'd do it for me after I died. VERY DISTURBING.

I finally got to my seat and the concessions guy kept bugging me about how he really thought I "should have" a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He kept waving it in my face in a threatening way.

My dad went to use the bathroom and a bunch of BYU fan thugs got in his face about how hot drinks are the devil's work and how he is mistreating his temple. He didn't even have a hot drink with him!

At half time, it just got worse. People called us "friggen classless" and "fetching fetchers" and "heathen scum". I was really shaken up about it and my dad was worried that we would get into a fight. One guy said, "You're lucky this isn't ward ball, I'd get you with such an elbow when you went up for a rebound..."

After the game, some BYU hooligans stole my hat and played keepaway with it. When I tried to get it back, they called me names and pushed me around. I was just keeping to myself and trying to be nice to everyone when all this went down. I am basically an angel and never provoked anyone...ever. But they just kept pushing me around and causing me a lot of stress. It was very upsetting. I talked to a security guy after, but he just told me to "settle down and have some funeral potatoes."

I finally had to take my Utes gear off. Luckily, I had an ordinary t-shirt on underneath it. Still, they harassed me. I guess they spotted me because my hairline hasn't yet reached the crown of my head.

I luckily made it back to my car, but it had been vandalized with Jell-0 smeared all over it and empty Caffeine-free Diet Coke cans all over it. Very upsetting. Again, I am always the perfect fan guest and I never cause any trouble...ever.

I'll never go to LES for a game again. Way too afraid for my safety.

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wannabeaute icon NEW: Zoob over on Cougarbored tries to go to the well of "awful experiences at RES." But in a sign of how discouraged they really are over there, he gets very
wannabeaute - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:24 am [ID# 1919347] [reply]
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SkinyUte icon NEW: That thread led me to this poll which says that 43% of BYU fans who have been to a game at RES have been personally assaulted.
SkinyUte - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:32 am [ID# 1919349] [reply]
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480ute icon NEW: MV assaulted at least 120 of those polled cougars. LadyUte took care of the rest. (nm)
480ute - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 12:21 pm [ID# 1919355] [reply]
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midnightversion icon NEW: I am waiting for the reports of us urinating on Zoobs to surface (nm)
midnightversion - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 12:40 pm [ID# 1919362] [reply]
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o NEW: Is that what they mean when they say we "poured beer on their families?" (short)
Duhwayne - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 12:45 pm [ID# 1919365] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: I will never feel a bit sorry for them in any respect. They have reaped what they have sown. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:35 am [ID# 1919350] [reply]
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midnightversion icon NEW: I love those posts. (nm)
midnightversion - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 11:54 am [ID# 1919352] [reply]
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alUmnUs icon NEW: Good, I'm glad he'll never come to another game at RES again. And it won't be because of his embellished "past" at RES, he won't come because he's a spineless novice. (nm)
alUmnUs - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 12:14 pm [ID# 1919353] [reply]
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The Thrill icon NEW: FTR, assault. I was "assaulted" at LES one year when my Utah hat was stolen off my head and I was restrained while the crowd tossed it around. (nm)
The Thrill - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 12:32 pm [ID# 1919359] [reply]
midnightversion icon NEW: Who did you urinate on? (nm)
midnightversion - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 12:41 pm [ID# 1919363] [reply]
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The Thrill icon NEW: Everybody, I'm a UteFan (nm)
The Thrill - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:41 pm [ID# 1919377] [reply]
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Rocker Ute icon NEW: This one is my favorite, and really needs to be added to the folklore and lexicon of this board:
Rocker Ute - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:12 pm [ID# 1919369] [reply]
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utefansince79 icon NEW: I'm sure many of the fans who get stuck in the narrow hallway at the north end would love to know where the secret exit is.
utefansince79 - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:26 pm [ID# 1919373] [reply]
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Maybe they had him jump over the railing at the top of the stadium. He landed on his head so he wasn't hurt. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:39 pm [ID# 1919376] [reply]
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UTAuley icon NEW: I'm guessing they meant the NW corner, go down towards the field, and you exit through a tunnel at field level. Skips the jam-packed hallway and suicide stairs. (nm)
UTAuley - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:44 pm [ID# 1919378] [reply]
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Great. Now it's not secret anymore...... (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:46 pm [ID# 1919379] [reply]
SkinyUte icon NEW: With these hundreds of assaults and the fact that everyone is walking around with a camera in their pocket, you'd think there would be at least ONE example with video evidence. ::cricket:: (nm)
SkinyUte - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 04:19 pm [ID# 1919394] [reply]
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utefansince79 icon NEW: Indeed is there ONE single picture or video of a BYU fan having beer poured on him at Rice-Eccles or in the Hunty?
utefansince79 - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 04:24 pm [ID# 1919395] [reply]
Rocker Ute icon NEW: Unfortunately there is some pretty disturbing video evidence of unruly fans throwing stuff at people who don't deserve it.
Rocker Ute - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 04:43 pm [ID# 1919396] [reply]
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UTAuley icon NEW: Closest I can find...might have dropped a sip or two climbing those stairs
UTAuley - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 05:18 pm [ID# 1919402] [reply]
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utefansince79 icon NEW: RE: Unfortunately there is some pretty disturbing video evidence of unruly fans throwing stuff at people who don't deserve it.
utefansince79 - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 05:40 pm [ID# 1919407] [reply]
Diehard Ute icon NEW: I worked at RES, had an office there, and a master key, and even I don’t know where that is (nm)
Diehard Ute - -- Saturday 11 August 2018, at 06:45 am [ID# 1919427] [reply]
mokus icon NEW: I went to the game in Provo last year. Not a single issue. And the games at RES? Not a one. (short)
mokus - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:24 pm [ID# 1919372] [reply]
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loyter icon NEW: I once went to LES...
loyter - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:57 pm [ID# 1919382] [reply]
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loyter icon NEW: On a serious note, I did literally hear the following in line to get into a BYU game at LES once: A woman to one of her children: "Ephraim, stop shoving, you'll smash the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!" (nm)
loyter - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 02:02 pm [ID# 1919383] [reply]
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scratch icon NEW: In this story, you were Ephraim, weren't you? (nm)
scratch - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 04:17 pm [ID# 1919393] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: He was Ephraim's wife. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 05:27 pm [ID# 1919403] [reply]
mokus icon NEW: Glad to hear your mom didn't get a rootbeer float poured on her. (nm)
mokus - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 02:06 pm [ID# 1919385] [reply]
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loyter icon NEW: Well I'm not taking that chance. I'm staying away. (nm)
loyter - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 02:15 pm [ID# 1919388] [reply]
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bopahull icon NEW: Maybe it was all the times I made her sit in the NEZ. My granddaughter made me get tickets on the BYU side of the last Veg Bowl. She said it made it much easier to push the old ladies down the stairs and pour beer on eveyone. (nm)
bopahull - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 08:06 pm [ID# 1919411] [reply]
Dnquixote icon NEW: Yeah. If even half the stories they spin are true, there would be 10k Utah fans facing assault charges.
Dnquixote - -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 03:08 pm [ID# 1919390] [reply]
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: It has never been proven that I joined a mob and killed a zoob. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 10 August 2018, at 03:32 pm [ID# 1919391] [reply]
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