This one is my favorite, and really needs to be added to the folklore and lexicon of this board:

Posted By: Rocker Ute
Date: Friday 10 August 2018, at 01:12 pm
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Did you guys know there is a secret way out of the back of RES?

https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message .html?id=20172343

Now where the BACK of RES exactly is, I don't know, but I'm glad there is a way out that kindly Ute fans would put themselves in harms way to do what is right.

They are a veritable Miep Gies to this modern day Anne Frank.

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