Pssh. That's too expensive. Spend 20 bucks and get this...

Posted By: Sprinkles the Bear
Date: Thursday 12 July 2018, at 12:45 pm
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The Dr of Divinity degree from the Universal Life Church. I'm sure that "Dr" is substantively the same as "doctor," and who really checks the qualifications of a man of religion anyway, amiright?

Oh, and a guide on how to start your church too... -church
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