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Some might appreciate this joke

Posted By: FlyfishingUte
Date: Thursday, September 7, 2017 at 02:38 pm

How do yo keep a BYU fan from masturbating? Paint his "junk" red--he won't beat it for at least six years.

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o NEW: Some might appreciate this joke
FlyfishingUte - -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 02:38 pm [ID# 1883648] [reply]
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Newbomb Turk icon NEW: And yet somehow they beat themselves...... (nm)
Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 02:49 pm [ID# 1883655] [reply]
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o NEW: are you volunteering to do the painting? Not enough money in the world for that job (nm)
FlyfishingUte - -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 03:06 pm [ID# 1883661] [reply]
o NEW: It's really short. (nm)
Duhwayne - -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 03:17 pm [ID# 1883663] [reply]
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UTAuley icon NEW: A free can of tester paint and a standard hobby paint syringe are your only out of pocket expenses and are probably good for like, half their fanbase. Easy money! (nm)
UTAuley - -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 03:18 pm [ID# 1883664] [reply]
o NEW: Yesh but no insurance company is going cover PTSD treatment for a self inflicted injury (nm)
FlyfishingUte - -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 03:25 pm [ID# 1883665] [reply]
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o NEW: That's why you go for the heavy option of a paint sprayer and goggles.
ironman1315 - -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 03:27 pm [ID# 1883666] [reply]
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UtahFanSir icon NEW: ...they beat themselves blue... (nm)
UtahFanSir - -- Thursday 7 September 2017, at 08:20 pm [ID# 1883717] [reply]
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