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  • Basketball: Some decent excuses for BYU's embarrassing loss to the U. of San Diego. The 3 pointers kept hitting the ceiling. The arch on the stage behing the backboard for the wedding after the game was a distraction. The impatient mother of the groom that kept walking on the court looking at her watch didn't help. The kid in the top row the kept yelling "Wagner Lol" should of been tossed. The guy changing the score with the flash c...
    By: jhill on Saturday 24 January 2015, at 04:58 PM

  • Football: Utefans.net coaching staff for when everything else fails. Yes, it's a slow day. HC : jhill I don't know a lot but I can delegate Assistant coach : MAU Offence Coor" So Cal Pat Defensive Coor : Midnight version Defensive line coach : hnoseguard Offensive line coach : 480ute recievers coach : 3utedad cheerleading coach : sfork waterboy : moose pissed off guy in the stands : homer crimson weird dude who appears on the sidelines a...
    By: jhill on Monday 12 November 2012, at 10:24 AM

  • Football: Utefans.net coaching staff for when everything else fails. Yes, it's a slow day. HC : jhill I don't know a lot but I can delegate Assistant coach : MAU Offence Coor" So Cal Pat Defensive Coor : Midnight version Defensive line coach : hnoseguard Offensive line coach : 480ute recievers coach : 3utedad cheerleading coach : sfork waterboy : moose pissed off guy in the stands : homer crimson weird dude who appears on the sidelines a...
    By: jhill on Monday 12 November 2012, at 10:24 AM

  • Rivalry: the difference between Ute and Cougar fans. We barely lost by 7 points in overtime with some bad decisions on our part and I haven't heard one fan say "we really won" or "USU didn't deserve it" byu loses by a whopping 44 points to us and in their minds they still think they won the game. Very few of them gave the Utes any credit. They still insist they were the better team. It's obvious stuff like this which blows my mind. How c...
    By: jhill on Monday 10 September 2012, at 07:49 PM

  • Football: Reasons why we should be scared to play BYU John White running for like 500 yards? Do you know what that could do to his legs? That's like a marathon. We need him fresh for real teams. Our kicker has to kick like 10 extra points and 5 field goals. Not to mention kickoff 10 times. That has Achilles tendonitis written all over it. Dangerous I say. Our defensive backs catch so many interception that they think they should be recei...
    By: jhill on Monday 28 May 2012, at 11:06 AM

  • Rivalry: Here is how we need to handle the playing byu problem. Dr. Hill and Coach Whitt need to sit down and come up with a list of things that byu can work on to stop embarrassing themselves and the state. They can set time limits and obtainable goals. Then they will give Holmoe and Bronco the opportunity to learn about grown ups and present them with the list. When Dr Hill and Coach Whitt think that they made improvements they can interview H...
    By: jhill on Wednesday 15 February 2012, at 10:53 AM

  • Basketball: BYU's NCAA Basketball Banners: The Real Story Prior to 2011 Hanging from the rafters of BYU's Marriott Center are several banners that illustrate the proud history of BYU's men's basketball team, Sweet 16 in 1951, 1957, 1965, 1971 and Elite 8 in 1950, 1951 and 1981. Let's look at this rich history in a little more detail. The first is the Elite 8 banner of 1950. Interesting to note that in 1950 there were only 8 teams that played in the tournament, so by virtue of showi...
    By: jhill on Tuesday 5 April 2011, at 12:40 PM

  • Rivalry: I don't care what conference you are in, how much money you make or how many fans you have. When you play 7 or more complete joke, high schools games a year you will never be anything. We all know you will have a winning record but when your schedule is WAY worse than a MWC schedule you are a joke. Thanks for playing. You are not Notre Dame, you never have been and you never will be. Now go prepare to high five your buddies when you han...
    By: jhill on Monday 17 January 2011, at 08:56 PM

  • Rivalry: Ungrateful bastards. We brought 2 BCS wins and BCS money to the MWC and made the MWC a respectable conference. Coach of the year, #1 draft pick ect..ect....Now all of a sudden we owe THEM something? Instead of ripping on us the classy teams will thank us. I say the teams who respect what we did and treat us fairly in the last season are the teams that we try to schedule in the future. In other words screw byu. Unless they make ame...
    By: jhill on Friday 30 July 2010, at 09:56 AM

  • Football: Let me take a minute to own IM4BYU. -live by a double standard (hate tirades are reserved for former Ute QB's and safeties) Double standards? Like poaching missionaries and preaching hate? Or starting fights because another team wants to rush the floor. Or it's OK to drive impaired because it wasn't "beer" -are self righteous (BYU fans are classless but make sure to wish harm on a BYU player, even...
    By: jhill on Monday 14 December 2009, at 12:54 PM

  • Rivalry: Coach Whitts wife = class...............Max = bitch. On one hand a woman gets a fat lip from a zoob and she says no further comment it get's heated. And there is actually proof of it. Max regurgitates rumors from over a year ago then goes off like a whiney bitch to show his true colors. "my family was spit on, had beer dumped on them and were physically assaulted on several occasions." Several occasions? I'm calling bull$#!+. If my...
    By: jhill on Monday 30 November 2009, at 08:49 AM

  • Football: Let me save the byu athletic department a little time. Dear Mr. Heaps, The LDS population in Botswana is currently at .00005%. That currently exceeds our expectations. We need you to come back to play foot......... I mean continue your studies in family science. Thank you. P.S. A few hundred push ups a day will help you in your studies....
    By: jhill on Thursday 4 June 2009, at 06:38 PM

  • Rivalry: Can't wait till dinner with the in-laws. "Please pass the potatoes, and try not to get them intercepted" "Pass the turkey, PICKED OFF by jhill" "Are we having TURNOVERS for dessert?" I give myself 2 hrs before politely being asked to leave....
    By: jhill on Thursday 27 November 2008, at 09:18 AM

  • Rivalry: So I was at the grocery store the other day a lady with a tds shirt in front of me buys 1 container of yogurt, 1 small bag of chips, 1 apple, 1 can of soda and 1 steak. The cashier says "single huh?" The lady sarcastically said "yes. gee how did you know Einstein?" The cashier says "Because you are butt ugly"...
    By: jhill on Friday 1 August 2008, at 02:34 PM

  • Rivalry: I am disappointed in CNNSI. They run a story like this http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/wri ters/grant_wahl/02/26/abusive.fans0303/ind ex.html And not one mention of Utah fans tipping over wheelchairs,pouring beer on old people, fighting old mans with canes and yelling obscenities at babies. Isn't cn...
    By: jhill on Wednesday 27 February 2008, at 01:27 PM

  • Rivalry: 10 things you won't hear in Utah County. 10. That pinot noir sure complimented that Salmon well. 9. I think my downline is big enough. 8. Golden Corral again? Can't we go somewhere else. 7. Hogi Yogi went bankrupt. 6. I think we have enough kids already. 5. Just forget about the coupons, let's go. 4. byu got outplayed that game. 3. the refs are great. 2. I am a Democrat. 1. I just had this interesting free thought, let me e...
    By: jhill on Friday 21 December 2007, at 03:45 PM

  • Rivalry: I think I have god figured out. Water balloon fight and kicking in doors = -2 games Drunken gangbangs - 2 losing seasons Running up the score for some meaningless record = no penalty Dui = - 2 basketball games marijuana possesion = -4 basketball games telling a recruit you let down 10 million mormons = 1-15 season drinking starbucks = transfer to another school divorcing your wife = 2 lucky wins over your rival running your mouth ...
    By: jhill on Tuesday 27 November 2007, at 05:42 PM

  • Rivalry: Win or lose, I would like to apologize about the Ute fans behavior that will happen later today. Even though it's 10 am I'll get it over. To all cougar fans. I am sorry 3 drunk Ute fans spit on your 95 year old grandmother. I am sorry 4 drunk Ute fans tipped the wheelchair over of a parallelized 14 year old. I am sorry your 3 year old son got beer poured on him when he cheered for cosmo. I am sorry Ute fans threw cigarette butts ...
    By: jhill on Saturday 24 November 2007, at 10:25 AM

  • Rivalry: The one true cougar attack. I've never told this story but it has to rank up there really high. My old boss always saw me browsing this board and always wanted me to post this story. But I never did. What a better time? It was 2002 at RES and Ron McBrides last game. The Utes just won 13-6 over byu. My boss and his buddies were celebrating and walking back to the car to go home. Out of no where a byu student (who used to work at the same co...
    By: jhill on Monday 22 October 2007, at 12:01 PM

  • Rivalry: Just got back from byu - NC State sitting courtside. Learned a few things. 1. Julius Hodge is pretty damn good and I like his style of play. 2. The student section was getting pissed and whining a lot. I don't think they quite know they suck yet. 3. YES, INDULGED IN THE COURTSIDE COUGAR ROOM CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN AT HALFTIME, and the guy holding the basket of candy bars got pissed when i grabbed my fourth one. 4. They complained ab...
    By: jhill on Tuesday 21 December 2004, at 09:34 PM


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