A U Student's "To Do" List

A Ute student's "Things to do" list:

• Think of something creative to say about BYU coeds.
• Go out drinking with the guys.
• Go out drinking with the guys.
• Try to locate two tickets to the BYU Bowl.
• Senior project.....painting the rest of the seats in Rice E. stadium a more deceptive red.
• Go out drinking with the guys.
• Print 300 T-shirts reading something creative like, "BY-who?" to sell for $29 a pop at the BYU Bowl.
• Celebrate the 1994 WAC championship by going out and drinking with the guys.
• Attend guest speaker for extra credit. Topic-"Cold Fusion in a Nutshell".
• Study my "What the Mormon cult REALLY believes" pamphlets, to prepare for rivalry week.
• Trade the family cow for some magic beans to donate to Ronny Mac.
• Sneak into Cougar Stadium (after a night out drinking with the boys) and warp the right uprights 6-9 inches outward.
• Drown my sorrows in beer and whisky following the tough defeat at the BYU Bowl