Posted By: Mr. Crimson (High Priest of the Church
of Faith in Utah Football) <me@me.com>
Date: Wednesday, 24 October 2001, at 8:20 p.m.
There must be something in the back of the colletive Zoob mind that they are perhaps running up the score. The mere mention of it brings a flood of Zoobs, not only the normal trolls but guys we've never ever seen. Therefore Running up the Score must be added to that great list of things will lead to a Zoob freakouts.
Others are
Mythical National Championship
Ryan Hancock was hit in bounds
Crowten was a mediocre coach run out of the NFL
Giant Flags
Portland Ute
2 for 1 coupons at the Shed
Can anyone think of others
BTW this will almost certainly be followed by some sad list from some Zoob
about things that bother U fans. Please try and restrain yourselves, Zoobs by
nature are not funny, so just sit and stew with your tight fitting evening clothes
so as you do not violate yourselves during the night.
"BYU is not 'Our Bowl Game' anymore," by utahman.com
"Football programs are essentially equal," by Wakara
"Detmer didn't deserve the Heisman!" by UtahUte
"Steve Young is gay," by Tokyo Ute
"Majerus wasn't really interested in recruiting [insert local recruit name that went to the Y] anway," Tokyo Ute
"Ron McBride stadium," by Ultimate Ute
"How about Academic Freedom?" by Vegas Ute
"The Church is now so big that demand for spots at BYU makes it difficult to get in, and that has deluded the current crop of BYU students into thinking they go to an academically elite institution, which compels them to boast about it." by L.A. Ute!
"BYU can't recruit non-mor*mons" by Legal Ute
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