MISC: The Newest Ute (From The Zoo to the U)
Posted By: DC
Cougar <StnecldAC@aol.com>
Date: Monday, 11 February 2002, at 12:56 a.m.
This might not make some of you happy, but I know of at least one of U that is. The application has been turned in, processed, and I have been accepted and will transfer to the University of Utah for the fall of 2002. The conversion process will be tough and I ask for your help and patience in turning me from a Cougar fan to a Ute fan. Plus, I need a new moniker so, submit ideas and I look forward to some great Utah moments while I attend.
Re: MISC: The Newest Ute (From The Zoo to the U)
From out of the bubble,
Away from the zoobs.
We'll not cause trouble,
Unlike those Blue boobs.Choose to think freely,
You're thoughts are your own.
Unlike at the "Y"
Where you werw a clone.Go on the "Real World."
You won't get kicked-out.
WE won't turn our backs,
and that is no doubt.Our drinks have caffeine,
and are easily acquired.
No "special trips" to the store,
Of which you have tired.LDS Institute is great!
That's where I met Dan.
We fell in love,
Now he is my man.You need to make haste,
Get set with your plans.
Learn the school song,
and be a true Ute fan.Welcome!
There's hope for you afterall! Warning: Attempted humour about my own religion inside. Moniker suggestion for U as well.
Just a few words of advice.
Just because a teacher refuses to talk about the LDS church doesn't mean their anti.
They don't have a class prayer at the begining.
God still loves you regardless of what your zoob background has taught you.
You won't need your B of M for the ancient american civilization class (although there are some amazing parallels)
DON'T start the 'popcorn song' at a U football game!
Get caller I.D. so you can know when you're about to be called to be a general authority.....since most all of them are former Utes!
You still can be an active member even though your'e a ute now.
Furthermore:
Go to U football games. Any additional bodies help.
Don't call Majerus 'fat man' the first time you see him.
Don't say "doink" when Mac's around.
Don't be sensitive. Odds are no one gives a damn about you, therefore they are not trying to piss you off. It's called voicing of opinions and yes it's allowed at the U. Try it.
My honest view of the U and it's LDS stance can best be summed up in an old country song: "If I had a nickel each and every time, you stopped to think about me I'd only have a dime". Nobody but mormons care. They (we) tend to see anti stuff that really isn't there.
Most of all have fun.
As far as a moniker goes I would go with new ute. But since that is already taken, why don't you combine the two and go with "Nuet".
Go Utes!
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