10. The guy to your right says Feterick Sucks.
9. The guy to your left says Feterick for the Heisman.
8. You can't get a diet coke with caffeine.
7. The band chants "Flip you, U of U".
6. The guy behind you askes for your tortillas.
5. There's a statue on the field, no wait that's LaVell.
4. You look at the team playing and figure it's Utah State in bibs.
3. The prayer lasts longer than a BYU fan's loyalty after a trip to Wyoming.
2. The team mascot has a strange resemblence to Gordon Monson.
1. Utah wins again.
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