I've noticed recently that teh zoob site only gets a fraction of the post we do here. I've been racking my brain trying to see what I can infer from this and here's what I've come up with. Please add any I've forgotten.

10. Most of the posters on cougarnet are children who, being out of school for the summer don't have access to computers.

9. The typical zoob graduate thought computers were only to be found at the Wilkinson Center, and at the dorms, hence it never occurred to them to buy one.

8. Minimum wage jobs just don't provide enough disposable income to warrant such an extravegance.

7. Bubba took out the telephone pole in his four by four and the phone company emphatically refuses to come out to the trailer park to fix it until at least half of the residents pay their phone bill.

6. A zoob only has an original thought about once a week. (Things they hear at the weekly devotional don't count).

5. They have nothing to be optimistic about, and they ran out of the energy to whine about 3 months ago.

4. Most zoob sports fans are much more interested in this sight and post here instead.

3. They actually do have as many posts as we do, but the thought police remove about three fourths of them before anyone is contaminated by what they contain.

2. I rip the stupid posts apart, hence the stupid posters are afraid to post, this narrows it down to only trueblue and Rocketman who are too stupid to recognized that they are stupid.

1. The refrigerator is in between the sofa and the computer.

10. Most of their posters are nerds, who post from the basement of the science building and have alot of time on their hands.

9. The typical puke graduate has access to computers even at AA meetings and job fairs at the Malls.

8. Puke fans choose to spend their welfare checks on computers rather than football tickets.

7. Many puke fans still living at home, were given computers by their parents if they would stop smoking.

6. A puke always has something to say, but usually don't have anyone to listen to them so they live their lives vicariously through the net.

5. Because even though the biggest college sport season is quickly approaching, basketball season is only 5 months away!!! Yeah Man!!

4. Most puke sports fans get their sense of pride through their superiority to BYU in 2 things. 1 - Basketball (the fairy tale will soon come to an end) 2 - Their superior sports board (sports meaning basketball).

3. Pukers don't think before they post. Speaking of posts--Doink.

2. Danny gets his butt run out of town when he goes other peoples boards (ie..BYU, UVA, MWC) and therefore comes here and posts under all of his highschool nicknames.

1. The beer cooler sits next to the computer.

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