Fellas, we have got to realize that............these B.Y.-who? fans are just looking for something to trash talk about. They can say all they want about match-ups, statistics, and funny majerus jokes (most of which I enjoy as well), their 'huge' win over scrub UNLV, but it shouldn't bother you. You should be looking forward to this Saturday morning as I am:
Ahh, the joy of this upcoming Saturday morning. As I get onto I-15, I will turn on the stereo and listen to some good traveling music. I do love the beauty of the mountains in late morning. Next, I will come up to the 'point of the mountain', I guess is what people call it, and look out over UTE country.
After the point of the mountain, I begin to decline.
Once I pass four engagement ring billboards and a bunch of cows, I know
it is time to get off on the next exit to make my way to the byu campus.
Down the long stretch of road I go, passing all
the gleeful couples, holding hands with their cousins.
Next I will get some grub and make my way into the caffeine-free center, home of the blue couldn't-buy-any-game-with-your-daddys-plastic-cougars.
I sit back and watch the byu cheerleaders (please reference the background image of this website), especially the one with the bruises.
Finally the action starts, and to my dissapointment, I hear chants of 'you suck', 'overrated', as well as others I do not wish to type. Shame on you. If only your Bishop knew.
The game ends, my throat hurts, and I leave the building with a grin from ear to ear because we have beaten the kittens by 15. The look on the kittens fans is priceless, but I think to myself, "Why dissapointment, like you were ever going to be able to win?!?!?". We've done it before and we will do it again.
Trash is trash, let it be.
CT-UTE has spoken.