Rivalry Smack

Oh to Live in a World Where the Sky is the Deepest Shade of Royal Blue

Posted By: Mr Crimson
Date: Thursday, 19 October 2000, at 10:33 p.m.

Oh what a world that must be . . .

Every year to believe you should get a BCS invite except that they hate mormons.

To wonder why Luke Staley and Kevin Feterik were not co-Heisman winners.

To have sources who know that ESPN wants you more than any other team in the nation.

To believe that bowls who invited other teams really wanted you.

To know that you are vastly superior to your instate rival despite only going .500 against them for the decade and having lost 5 of the last 7 with one of your wins due to a missed 20 yard field goal and not having beat them at home in nine years.

To know your basketball team will win the conference because after all you finished 6th last season.

To show all those dirty Ute fans how superior you are by telling them how many million dollar deals you close.

Oh what a world that must be.


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