WOOOO COOOGSSSSS #1

Posted By: SuperduperblueCoog
Date: Sunday, 26 August 2001, at 1:48 p.m.

70 points 70 points 70 points.

When was the last time anyone in the NFL scored 70 points, I think its clear that we are better than college football. When we beat miami and we won the national title and Ty won the heisman we all knew we were the greatest but now we know we're better than every team in College footbal. Nebraska scored only 21 points we would have beaten them 70 to 21 Oklahoma would have made it closer but still a stomping at 70-41.

Plus you'll see a first this year Doman and Staley will share the heisman, heck their couldn't be any better candidates than these two fine young men. Plus I spoke with God this morning and he has forgiven Luke Staley for not going on a mission but not that meany Chris Burgess.

Finally our defense is great. We gave up only 35 points and 500 yards of offense to the finest offense ever in the history of offense. Why just last year they scored 35 or more points 4 times thats like half the season or something.

We Beat Miami, TY won the Heisman and now we scored 70 points, God loves the Cougars.

Do you want us to concede the game in November? Sorry, but I've already checked with the NCAA. They said that despite the overwhelming evidence that BYU will beat Utah by 18 or 19 Touchdowns in November, they were quite insistent that we play the game anyway. So, sorry, I can't help you there. I tried.

Do you need some other form of validation from Ute fans? Do you need us to tell you that this now means that your program has returned to the dominance of the 80's? Fine, if it'll get you to leave, I'll lie to you.

Congratulations, Cougs, you dropped 70 points on an 8 year old Pop Warner team....errrrrrrrr, check that....a pretty good 8 year old Pop Warner team. The National Championship is pretty much academic now. If I analyze it, I'm sure I'd discover the cow bells were the deciding factor. Nice Job Michelle. Way to come through for your team in the clutch.

There, do you guys feel better now? Can you go back to your board and let us talk about Ute sports for a while? Here, I'll even give you some topics...

Was Tulane's defense really that bad? I don't think so. I think they'll suck it up next week and hold LSU to right around 50.

Who deserves the Heisman more - Luke Staley, Brandon Doman, Reno Mahe, /Brian McDonald-Ashford-Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-Edwards-Bouvier, Dustin Rykert, or Matt Payne?

You can pretend Crowton was justified in going for it on 4th down in the 4th quarter while nursing a mere 4 touchdown lead.

When Luke Staley talks, why does only the right side of his mouth move?

Can your basketball team score 70 in their opener?

There, go, discuss, speculate, but PLEEEEEEEEASE, do it on your board. Let me reiterate - we don't care. It meant nothing for Utah's program.

Now, to quote one of the great songs of the '80's - "Don't go away mad, just go away."

what with the custom of kissing your girlfriend after every touchdown. I'd never heard of this one. I thought this coog at work was going to wet his pants this morning he was so excited. "10 touchdowns WOW, that's ten kisses!" he exclaimed. All the while complaining about Utah's soft schedule. coogs, why do you care?

coogs, you are very funny people. Just one question though, what do you do after a field goal?

Go Utes!!

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