Rick Majerus BYU Week Preparation Calendar

• Monday night:
•  Tell the press its only one game, only counts for one W or L.
• Review film from the San Diego game over a sandwiches lifted from the University Park Hotel kitchen.
• Tuesday:
• Tell players they suck and could not beat Air Force at home.
• Remind Mottola he is soft and plays like a Euro wimp despite his busted lip.
• 20 extra wind sprints for everyone.
• Take call from sportswriter in Indiana who suggests that Gene Keady's thinking of retiring.
• Wednesday:
• Tell players if they implement defense to stop Lyday they might be able to win. On any given Saturday...
• Inform players that an NBA scout called but couldn't think of anyone on the team who could rebound worth a damn.
• 15 extra wind sprints for everyone.
• Two double cheeseburgers and chili at Hires.
• Thursday:
• Tell players they are starting to learn the defense but they don't fully appreciate what it takes to run it properly.
• 10 extra wind sprints for everyone except Alex, who hustled in practice.
• Remind cheerleading squad to pack flags. Big flags.
• Friday:
• Tell players if they give their full effort they could compete in the MWC, at home or on the road.
• 10 extra wind sprints for the slackers and loose jaws.
• Couple of filet-o-fish extra value meals. Supersized.
• Saturday:
• Tell players that they OWN the Marriott Center and remind them that the Cougs are wimps and Cosmo is the lamest mascot in the league.
• Drive SUV like a bat-out-o-hell down I-15 while consuming a couple of BBQ sandwiches.
• CRUSH THE COOGS!

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