-he told you to meet him at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"
-he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
-he sends faxes with stamps on them
-he thought a quarterback was a refund
-he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
-they had to burn the school down to get him out of the third grade
-under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked on Phonics"
-at the bottom of the application where it says, "sign here", he put "Sagittarius"
-it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes
-he studied for a blood test and failed
-he sold his car for gas money
-when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved
-he thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
-when he went to the airport and saw the sign that says "Airport Left", he turned around and went home.

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