10. - Rumors are spreading in Utah County that posters on the Ute Board can't spell Crowton and are misspelling it Crouton. Trolls must come to investigate and then castigate.

9.- Because the Byu boards are horriffic.

8. - Because an urban legend has sprung up in Orem that the Zoobie with the "Y" in the warp section is actually Freddie Mercury of "Queen". Legend has it he converted at the same time as Gladys Knight and Alice Cooper.

7. - Because Macphisto is clearly two different people. And one of them has issues, serious issues.

6. - This board is filled with Zoobie trolls because we are obsessed with all things Y. Yeah, that's it. Zoobie trolls post here endlessly because Utah fans are obsessed with BYU.

5. - Because nobody cares about Tulane or Reno.

4. - Because convincing Ute Fans is the first step to Staley winning the Heisman.

3. - Because posting on this board will change the BCS computer formulas and BYU will be playing on New Year's Day.

2. - Because Norm Chow was a crummy coach and dragged down the BYU program, but just the same no Zoobie wants him coaching the Utes next season.

1. - Because we allow - and even encourage them. I'm gulity here. But as Ferris Bueller said to the snotty Maitre d' (sp??) "Courtesy is what allows people like me to deal with people such as yourself."

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