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    "Who wouldn't want a full release after a 2 year mission....?"
    By: Crafty Ute, July 8, 2014

    "So if P5 teams front load with patsies and the zoo is forced to play tough teams early, doesn't that make the zoo a patsy?"
    By: pangloss, July 1, 2014

    ""Analite" - how BYU coeds convince themselves they are still virgins."
    By: Riot West, June 23, 2014

    "Joined Crimson Club today not the lowest, glad to do it. My family and I are looking forward to football. Let's get it on Utes. I'm 64 so here's here's to another 20 more years with my family and Ute championships."
    By: utenut, June 19, 2014

    "Maybe my sense of humor is too sophomoric, or I'm just fried, but I can't bring myself to hate on Moose. A lot of people bitch about Moose, and Sfork, and cry about wanting the "good" posters to come back to Utefans. They say we don't discuss Utah sports enough for a Utah fan message board. I love football as much as the next guy, but we don't need to discuss it 24/7, and there's no reason to get worked up over somebody on an internet forum."
    By: 480ute, June 19, 2014

    "Both Scout and Rivals reporting a new commit: Cody Barton, a LB/S from Brighton. Let's all welcome him to the Ute family."
    By: Ute_In_Texas, June 18, 2014

    "So are the Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves going to lose their trademarks too? What about those Utah Utes?"
    By: LA Ute, June 18, 2014

    "Duane Busby never existed. It's simply an anagram for "BYU anus bed.""
    By: Kula Shaker, June 16, 2014

    "You're making fun of soccer but you know what Quidditch is."
    By: Newbomb Turk, June 12, 2014

    "Karma is the hottest bitch on the planet. It's funny, don't you think, that all the wailing and gnashing of teeth happening 45 miles south of us is directly a result of that phoney baloney MNC from 30 years ago."
    By: Chad Sexington, June 12, 2014

    "Nothing breeds optimism at BYU quite like spring. The cold light of fall will come soon enough."
    By: UtahUte72, May 4, 2014

    "Even BYU does *some* good, like keeping a lot of zoobs out of our fan base."
    By: Riot West, May 1, 2014

    "I would say 1 win (Idaho St) is our floor, but I could be talked into adding Fresno and making that 2... We could easily be 2-10. We could just as easily be 8-4. Personally I think we do get to 6 wins, but we could just as easily finish under .500 (again). I'd separate our schedule into three tiers: High Probability W, Toss Up, Low Probability W High Probability Idaho St - it's Idaho St, at home Fresno St - New QB, on the road, W for us Toss Up Washington St - Beat us last year, Halladay returns @ Oregon St - No Cooks, but we haven't exactly been killing people on the road in PAC play USC - Playing them at home probably won't matter @ ASU - Lots to replace, but we haven't exactly been killing people on the road in PAC play Arizona - Lots to replace, and we get them at RES, I'd say W @ Colorado - Always closer than it should be, not a gimme Low Probability @ Michigan - Lots of talent returning, pretty sure this is an L @ UCLA - 16 returning starters, pretty sure this is an L Oregon - 14 returning starters, pretty sure this is an L @ Stanford - 12 returning starters, plus revenge factor Like I said, I'm thinking we fall somewhere between 2-10 and 8-4. My guess is 6-6."
    By: TheJuggernaut, April 23, 2014

    "A friend from Wyoming used to sit by our group once in a while... He was a fair weather Utah fan except against Wyoming. He had lyrics to Utah Man based on the mickey mouse club song. It was funny and not unlike the very politically incorrect lyrics a few of us sing for Rise & Shout. Who cares what the scoreboard says the lyrics are? Sing it any way you want, but sing it."
    By: pangloss, April 8, 2014

    "Congrats to the Red Rocks on another NCAA Regional Championship!!!!! OK H-Man, looking forward to another picture of this trophy. GO UTES!!!!"
    By: Greginslc, April 5, 2014

    "New 5-year Contract for Krystkowiak. Tony Jones: "Breaking news: Chris Hill tells me he and Larry Krystkowiak have agreed in principle to a new five year contract" https://twitter.com/Tjonessltrib/status/4 51750368121090048"
    By: LA Ute, April 3, 2014

    "There will be a SCRIMMAGE on Friday from 4 - 6pm, most likely at Rice-Eccles Stadium. Tuesday and Thursday are business as usual, practice from 3 - 5pm."
    By: WebMonkey, March 31, 2014

    "It's being reported that Jacoby Hale appears to have torn an ACL."
    By: UtahUte72, March 29, 2014

    "I am starting to think we need to have 2 long weekends set up as a National Holiday to accommodate March Madness."
    By: Greginslc, March 28, 2014

    "Congrats to the Red Rocks winning Utah's first ever Pac-12 championship!"
    By: Ute 4G, March 22, 2014

    "Georgia Dabritz with a 10.0 on Bars."
    By: Vegas Ute, March 22, 2014

    "It is this time when We remember... How truly great Rick Majerus was."
    By: New York, March 20, 2014

    "Ned? Ned Ryerson?"
    By: UTE98, March 18, 2014

    "I am hoping Florida takes it all, obviously, and we stand a decent chance, but I say look out for Louisville. You might not like UF, but you have to like the fact we beat ashley judd three times this year."
    By: RowdyReptile, March 17, 2014

    "I never thought I would see the day where Utah State had twice as many players on NFL rosters than BYU. WOW. BYU - 5 players; Utah State - 10 players; (Utah currently has 22 players on NFL rosters)."
    By: TheRealU, March 17, 2014

    "Utah will host first round NIT game March 18 @ 8pm."
    By: Utes49ers, March 14, 2014

    "Silver Lining: The Utes played 23 games this season and this is the only one where they got blown out. Let me repeat, the only game where they were embarrassed. Arizona has a fantastic team, a team Utah has taken to the final minute twice, once in overtime. Arizona got the message, came to play a determined and rising Utah squad, and tore them apart."
    By: UtahFanSir, March 13, 2014

    "Very nice win of a close game. Guarantees the team a 50% or better record in conference."
    By: UtahFanSir, March 12, 2014

    "In the last three close games Utah has managed to hang tough and win two. The kids are finally getting tough."
    By: Weenus, March 12, 2014

    "So I realized something... If Utah trades St Katherine and Evergreen for blowout losses (hypothetical) at San Diego State and Wichita State, then Utah would be sitting at 18-12 with an RPI somewhere around 40.... just like all the other bubble teams."
    By: The Thrill, March 9, 2014

    "Asked about training alongside a Cougar, Reilly half-laughs, saying: "Kyle and I are actually good friends. We donít talk much about the rivalry because Ö well, itís pretty much dead now. Utah and BYU arenít playing for a couple of seasons and we owned them for four straight years, so thereís not a lot to talk about. If the conversation ever starts, it dies fast. Itís just the reality of it. I donít want to be an [expletive] about it, so I donít bring it up." Quote from SL Tribune"
    By: Junior Ute, March 4, 2014

    "Did anyone else notice it today when Kodiak threw his clipboard to the floor? He was pissed that Jeremy Olsen continued his full court dribble into the lane and then lost the ball. Suffice to say, JO got the message. Kodiak is definitely the HBIC. (Head bear in charge)"
    By: UtahUteGuy, March 1, 2014

    "BYU fans live in that rare space where a raging inferiority complex intersects with a superiority complex that is without equal. They will go to any length to "prove" to the world they are superior and prove to themselves they are not inferior. (Their deepest fear.) They will neglect their jobs and alienate their families to win this silly little online voting battle for tallest midget. Provo, Utah is the epicenter of fraud and MLM scams in the United States specifically because of BYU grads and fans. Cheating and dishonesty are the fibers from which the fabric of their being is sown. Notice the schools that were in the final 16 of this contest and contrast them with BYU. Most big schools couldn't care less about it, or Texas and Ohio State would be battling it out for #1 right now. BYU fans, on the other hand, aren't going to let Texas Pan-Am or North Dakota State challenge their self-proclaimed omnipotence in all things. They would challenge a paraplegic to a footrace and then gloat mercilessly when they won. Good luck. You don't understand the nut jobs you're up against. Their favorite past time is cheating and manipulating online polls to make themselves feel better about how reality offline is almost exactly opposite from their online fantasy world."
    By: TheBaron, February 25, 2014

    "Official Press Release on Travis Wilson: SALT LAKE CITYóUtah quarterback Travis Wilson learned late this afternoon that he will be on the practice fields with his teammates when spring camp starts on March 18. "Travisís most recent studies have all been stable, he has been cleared to return to non-contact practice with the team and he will be re-evaluated in July," said Utah team Dr. David Petron, M.D. As is typical in college football, Utah's quarterbacks are generally off limits to contact during spring ball."
    By: WebMonkey, February 25, 2014

    "Has any other fan base been kicked in the nuts as much as ours has been in the last three years?"
    By: West Coast Bias, February 19, 2014

    "12:03 left this half and still more turnovers than shot attempts. Gave this game away."
    By: mk86god, February 15, 2014

    "Credit to Wright for his effort. A mark of a good player is hustle when nothing else is working for you."
    By: midnightversion, February 15, 2014

    "Congrats Runnin' Utes on surpassing last year's wins and for guaranteeing a winning season tonight - something that hasn't happened since 08-09. Something tells me we'll win a few more this season and the future looks bright. Point distribution tonight was great... hard for opponents to win when they have to shut down everyone. Nice to see Onwas break out, he was the physical player that was needed on the floor, and I think they played better with him out there. When Lacy went off tonight he went OFF. Couple of blown assignments that had Kodiak having fits on the sidelines, but we kept responding when it really mattered. This team is figuring out how to win and hopefully stuff that will carry over on the road. We'll have to really wet the bed from this point on to be kept out of some sort of post-season tournament, and you guys all know how big of a CBI fan I am. C'mon baby..."
    By: Rocker Ute, February 8, 2014

    "So if Whittingham knew that Brian Johnson was unhappy with the Erickson hire and wanted to leave, and if Erickson really didn't want to be a full-on OC, was hiring Christensen really the actions of a coach on the hot seat?"
    By: Rocker Ute, February 7, 2014

    "Blast me if you will but I'm sure the Utes can have back to back 5 win seasons with or without Brian Johnson. I wish him luck but this hasn't worked for him or the team."
    By: wannabeaute, February 7, 2014


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