"The only thing that you need to remember is that when the white and black round thing goes into the rectangle with a net, somebody will start screaming "gol" really loud. Everything else is just details."
By: leftbanke7, May 5, 2008

"Everytime I see a zoobie child, I can't help but think, "Now it's a darned shame when people be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.""
By: RavenUte, May 2, 2008

"If you enjoy napping, four out of five doctors prefer Bronco to Sominex"
By: ute4ever, May 1, 2008

"Moose, I hate him because you like him."
By: Ute Awe Man, April 29, 2008

"The Deseret First commercials with the nerd zoob making lame, sexually repressed comments to the cute young bank teller are obnoxious. The Duel is dopey and the sponsor worse."
By: pangloss, April 28, 2008

"Zoobs are everywhere, spreading like some sort of horrific epidemic. They are like Gremlins-they multiply when you throw water on them."
By: utechick, April 24, 2008

"I think it will be awesome if [Keni Kaufusi] gets eligible to play for the Utes because of BYU correspondence courses."
By: displacedute, April 23, 2008

"I think Thompson's coffin has more nails than wood at this point."
By: NevadaUte, April 17, 2008

"I have neither the time, nor energy, nor the interest to engage in discussion tonight, but I just wanted to say I support those posters I agree with."
By: BoylenOver, March 31, 2008

"So you're a Hoosier and a Laker? Does that make you a hooker?"
By: DU Ute, March 21, 2008

"Be careful, I'm pretty sure Jdart has some exclusive contract to act like a child molestor around them [gymnasts] and he'll probably kill you for suggesting it."
By: Mr Crimson, March 20, 2008

"Ray Giacoletti still has more NCAA wins than Rose and Cleveland combined. How 'bout them apples?"
By: MalamUTE, March 20, 2008

"Hell, even Weber St. has 2 tourney wins since the last time TDS won one."
By: Tacoma Ute, March 20, 2008

"Allow me to take this moment to remind you that we still have 16 wins in the NCAA Tournament since BYU won its last game"
By: SoCalPat, March 20, 2008

"Death and Taxes have company."
By: DU Ute, March 20, 2008

"When will the selection committee learn? You can't send a Cougar to do a UTE's job!!!!"
By: ute4ever, March 20, 2008

"After that, they [Zoobs] can debate "what would be better, a number one draft pick in football or basketball"?"
By: 89ute, March 20, 2008

"On Cooterbored they're choosing what they'd rather have a BCS game or a Final Four appearance. Isn't it nice we don't have to?"
By: midnightversion, March 20, 2008

"THEY can burn in Hell"
By: WebMonkey, March 20, 2008

"If Chuck Norris tried to rush the court, could Sarah Cummard stop him?"
By: midnightversion, March 18, 2008

"Is there a limit to how many people one can have on ignore? Either I have reached my limit and when I add someone new, somebody gets taken off or else zoobs are the most uncreative and like minded name makers on Earth because I am almost positive I have ignored some of these douches more than once."
By: leftbanke7, March 18, 2008

"Your write, its vary frustrading."
By: UBlender, March 18, 2008

"Last night my wife and I did some role playing. I was a Rebel fan and she was Sarah Cummard. She told me I was a bad boy and that she was gonna have to rip my shirt off. It was lovely."
By: midnightversion, March 18, 2008

"El Paso's only redeeming value is it's proximity to Juarez. Juarez's only redeeming value is paying to watch a woman obtain carnal knowledge with a horse. I think that pretty much wraps up my opinion of El Paso."
By: Mullet Ute, March 17, 2008

"From what I've heard, the biggest problem facing the byu athletic's missionary program is the difficulty performing a proper baptism for someone sporting a big blue byu finger. It's hard to fully submerge one of these suckers."
By: DU Ute, March 17, 2008

"Can't we just de-annex El Paso back to Mexico?"
By: Texas_Ute_Fan, March 17, 2008

"New BYU Commercial- "Here at BYU we set our standards higher than any other school. We know that when we live right and do good things, magical things will happen. At the Lords one and only University, we know that we don't need alcohol to act like complete #@%holes.""
By: we4utes, March 17, 2008

"[BYU isn't]even the best #8 this year, UNLV is an 8 - and hmmm, didn't they play recently?"
By: Irwin_M_Fletcher, March 17, 2008

"Here's to the Sweet 16, Zoobs!!!!! 16 straight seasons without an NCAA Tournament victory!!!!"
By: IrishUte, March 16, 2008

"Kentucky and BYU are both in Anaheim. If ever a nasty flu outbreak could occur..."
By: BoylenOver, March 16, 2008

"They can't win with class, they can't lose with class....never have and never will. The fact that a high percentage of them believe God is on their side makes it all the more funny. Nothing is quite as enjoyable as a zoob meltdown."
By: UteBrave, March 16, 2008

"I've always thought we were lucky to have BYU as rivals. That it is impossible not to hate them always and everywhere is a veritable truth."
By: Arthur Guinness, March 16, 2008

"Wow, this weekend has been pure comedy. There was a brawl, are you kidding me? I don't care whether fighting is wrong or right, TDS fans need to learn to take their lumps like the rest of us and simply go home. That pink jello casserole won't cook itself."
By: REDrumU, March 16, 2008

"I'm guessing if Sarah Cummard wanted lovin, she put on the strap-on and bent Lee over whether he wanted it that night or not. In fact don't be surprised if you see Lee with a black eye today and he has some story about slipping in the shower."
By: Mr Crimson, March 16, 2008

"{Cue up action themed music} On the mean streets of Provo, you never know when all heck is going to break loose. But these two women aren't afraid of heck. One woman with a hunger for justice (cue video of Sarah beating up 20 ninjas). One woman with a need for speed (cue video of Lacey speeding around a corner while being chased by a black van). Two women, one mission: to weed out injustice and be home in time to cook dinner.

Cummard & Plaisted: Women Of Action

Coming soon to a theater near Utah County"
By: leftbanke7, March 16, 2008

"Priceless... Nobody was reported seriously injured, but at least one Cougar fan's face was bloodied in the melees, and the wife of BYU's Lee Cummard was seen grabbing the shirts of two UNLV fans trying to run onto the floor. Several witnesses also said they saw Sarah Cummard throw punches. She later declined to comment, but was involved in a heated exchange with Fox 13 sportscaster Rick Aaron and his cameraman."
By: InstitUTE, March 16, 2008

"Hey Zoobs, now you can hang a banner that says "2008 MWC Tournament Final Four""
By: 89ute, March 14, 2008

"You could clearly tell that he [Tommy Grady] was satisfied with the body of work that he had compiled for the NFL scouts in the AFA and UCLA games. The 30 minute video tape was full... Why should he have cared what happened against UNLV?"
By: Portland Ute, March 11, 2008

"The only remote joy I get out of those "other" sports is the fact that those athletes are Utes. Period. Oh, and watching Elaine Elliot make Judkins her bitch after pulling the pre-game crap."
By: Portland Ute, March 11, 2008

"I was skiing last week and found a BYU hat hanging on a tree, somebody had dropped it and somebody else obviously hung it on the tree.... in order to make sure said hat doesn't find it's self with it's proper owner or any owner for that matter I knocked it down and covered it with snow. Proud to be a Ute fan first and byu hater 2nd."
By: uteaholicslc, March 11, 2008