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    by midnightversion
    2016-04-20 17:47:40

    He was a nice guy.

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    Lynda Carter is responsible for shaping my views and feelings about breasts. I was six.

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-30 12:56:18

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    by midnightversion
    2016-03-29 13:42:19

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    I think my final post on UF.N (the one where everyone airs grievances Costanza style) will be a real whopper. I've got enough crap filed away in my brain about the history of the things and people on this board to do it.

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-28 13:47:10

    Or I could just go silently into the good night.

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    All things that people hold sacred and dear are free game, but insensitivity to the passing of celebrities or even family members of our rival's will not be tolerated.

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-28 10:14:36

    This place is so upside down that I am starting to believe it is deserving of its reputation.

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    by midnightversion
    2016-03-15 11:40:16

    We are going to destroy Fresno St.

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    I'm laughing, I'm crying, I'm sighing.....

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-12 01:02:10

    I'm going back to my room and going to bed. That put me over the edge.

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    Forget the ankle-breaker, look at how everyone collapses for the offensive rebound. I love to see that brand of play.

    by midnightversion
    2016-02-28 12:58:18

    https://twitter.com/FinishLine/status/703 690153085136897

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    This is looking like the team I envisioned when the season started.

    by midnightversion
    2016-02-21 18:30:24

    D. Wright was a special player, but it looks like we have moved forward. If the seniors can continue to provide the leadership he took with him, I could see a Sweet 16 run.

    Audit that, bitches.

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    I knew LaVoy Finicum for four years. My heart is heavy.

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-27 18:10:15

    He was a fine man with a beautiful family. He was instrumental in turning around the lives of several troubled young boys that came through the foster system.

    I am at least comforted that he died for something he believed in.

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    Pretty cool....

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-23 17:08:50

    https://twitter.com/TravisWilson_7/status /690614338244198401

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    Recommendations for hotels in San Diego?

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-14 10:00:29

    Either beachfront or easy access to the beach. Something affordable, family-friendly and nice.

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    Breaking Up

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-12 12:32:43


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    I said it a few weeks ago....

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-08 20:54:58

    Towards the end of the season, this team will go as Bonam goes. I like this kid.

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    For the record, I don't believe the punch is the reason this happened.

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-07 12:30:40

    There is more to this, but I feel really good about saying that I don't give a fuck what the reason is. I won't even be condescending and say that we are above them and don't need to play WCC teams. I won't say that the rivalry needs a hiatus.

    I WILL say that regardless of how it came about or what the motivation was, it is FUCKING AWESOME. I would be happy if we never played them again.

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    First the Vegas Bowl and now this. We keep getting taken out in this riptide to Provo Island.

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-06 22:19:13

    I am delighted that the game was canceled, but trying to get away from these clowns has been painful.

    Even I am getting tired of hearing about them, especially when we are attached to it.

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    Rumor I heard....

    by midnightversion
    2016-01-06 16:46:51

    The LDS Church is behind the cancellation, but orchestrated it to be done in such a way that they could deflect responsibility.

    Church leadership have grown weary of the antics of their FYM. They told Dr. Hill that if Utah cancelled they would oblige. There is something in the deal that those in charge offered to motivate Hill to play it this way. I haven't heard what that is.

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    I think Bonam is the key.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-19 22:20:41

    If he can continue to acclimate to the upgrade in competition, we have a chance to take the conference. Good guard play is imperative, and Isaiah Wright looks like someone is sleeping with his girlfriend and he can't find out who.

    Bonam can be a guy that can penetrate to the basket at moments when we need shots. He reminds me a bit of Andre. However, Tucker and Taylor need to find their shot. I think Chapman will be okay.

    All of this hinges on Bonam's development.

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    I can't wait until Sunday.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-18 21:30:27

    I look forward to this being over.

    Shit, we have to do it again next year.

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    by midnightversion
    2015-12-08 20:32:05

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=15059935

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    Screw it -- the players are excited, so I will be excited.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-07 17:09:28

    I am going to stop this routine that we're all engaged in and be excited about the opportunity to send those assholes to Fremont Street without a shred of dignity.

    There they can find the low-end titillation that their sexually deprived minds search for. They can drink down a loss with a stiff Coke and a temporary tattoo, while Utah fans try to explain to Las Vegas residents why this thing is still called a rivalry.

    And what a perfect setting to send the Football Apostle out on -- that dilapidated wood stack that is framed by those hideous grey mountains. Zoob misery will be at an all-time high when they have to make the drive back down to old Las Vegas and make the trek to their room at the California.

    This is the last time I will ever support our players in taking the field against these dildos, so I may as well enjoy it.

    Give 'em hell, Travis.

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    It is gonna be the LV Bowl.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-06 13:11:34

    They can't stop the run. Williams and Wilson will do well running. Our front seven is too much for them. If our secondary can avoid giving up big plays, I think we will beat them soundly.

    I hate these pricks. I have zero desire to play them.

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    This isn't the beginning of the end; it's closer to the end of the end than the beginning.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-04 16:39:09

    The beginning of the end was their being left out of P5 inclusion and their knee-jerk reaction to Independence. The writing has been on the wall ever since.

    The term "BYU-P" is more applicable this evening than it was this morning. As weird as the guy was, he was a decent coach. I will miss making fun of him, but I am celebrating how fucked they are going to be without him.

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    Good boys.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-03 18:07:29

    https://twitter.com/tduncutes/status/6723 12172509204480

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    After observing these people in their own habitat (Cougarboard) for years, I have identified a pattern of behavior.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-03 09:28:15

    When one of their players does something that is undeniably unsportsmanlike, this is the chronological sequence they fall into. It can be compared to the stages of grief -- they experience them all and usually in order.

    -Shocked and Disappointed (this is usually their most honest moment and reaction in the sequence)
    Throw him out of the game. This is inexcusable and indefensible. I hope he doesn't play the next game either. I don't care what happened, we can't have this.

    I can't believe one of our boys would do something like this. This is not what I pay to see and it's not what I stand for. Whether we like it or not, this is a trend.

    -Cry Provocation
    This fine, young man was not right in what he did, but it was merely a reaction to being provoked and harassed. It wasn't right, but any of us would have done it.

    -Righteous Indignation
    It is obvious that this player(s) was standing up for himself and for his teammates. We are tired of being called robots. We appreciate that these boys have some fire and play with an edge. The world hates us.

    -Player(s) Hailed a Hero
    I'll just say it: _____ is my favorite player. I am glad that he did this. We need more players like him. The world hates us.

    I have witness this cycle in the Memphis brawl, the nut punch. the UNLV Rebels basketball game fiasco, last night/this morning and a variety of other incidents that have been talked about on Cougarboard and social media.


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    Fine, young men.

    by midnightversion
    2015-12-02 22:26:32

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=15007204

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    I have gained an appreciation for how hard it is to win a P5 conference.......and we haven't even done it yet.

    by midnightversion
    2015-11-15 09:07:40

    Oregon will best USC. Can we take care of business?

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    I am looking forward to this game against Arizona. We are going to find out how good this team really is. We will know by Saturday night.

    by midnightversion
    2015-11-09 14:02:53

    Offensive woes, inconsistency and turnovers have really screwed us, and are the major factor in our record (8-1). I am as fed up with the product we see on the field as the rest of you. I would really like to, as the rest of you say, enjoy the ride, but it's difficult when you're rooting for a team that isn't a lock for the Rose Bowl.

    Being in the driver's seat is nice, but when you consider what it's taken to get there, is it really all that?

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    All those who don't accept the identity of this team are missing out on enjoying a great season.

    by midnightversion
    2015-11-07 22:56:32

    Utah wins ugly. It has been our identity for a decade. I chose to accept this identity after the Cal game, and I have enjoyed our wins much more since.

    Let's beat the Bruins.

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    Florida struggling with Vandy is proof of how great the SEC is from top to bottom.

    by midnightversion
    2015-11-07 12:46:45

    Also, it's obvious after last night that Mendenhall and Anae are building something special down there in Provo.

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