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    Like a dog to its vomit....

    by midnightversion
    2017-03-27 19:25:32

    I tried other boards, but it just wasn't the same.....

    ....you drunk bastards.

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    I just checked the acore. I'm still not going to watch until we change our offensive philosophy.

    by midnightversion
    2016-11-26 21:08:19

    ARod isn't a P5 OC and he knows it. That's the kicker: he fucking knows it.

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    I'm done investing in this team until we make some cultural changes.

    by midnightversion
    2016-11-19 15:37:49

    Our coaching staff insists on calling and playing games this way. It will get you nine or 10 wins, but it won't take you where we all want to go.

    I won't watch another game until ARod is gone and Whitt sacrifices his offensive philosophy.

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    I remember when being ranked this high caused a fervor only satiated with a lot of drinking and hot women.

    by midnightversion
    2016-11-16 08:36:06

    I'm not sure I like acting like we've been there before is better than acting like we've never been there before.

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    Would you like me to relieve your anxiety about the CU game?

    by midnightversion
    2016-10-29 17:26:43

    We're going to beat them.

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    Simpkins has been dropping passes all year.

    by midnightversion
    2016-10-29 17:21:28

    I am tired of seeing it.

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    It's too good to not go over there and check it out.

    by midnightversion
    2016-10-17 14:25:00

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=16732169

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    Coach Whitt and Troy Williams dropped them to the floor tonight.

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-23 22:59:09

    I think we have a QB that can take us to the next level we fell just short of last year.

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    I will be traveling on the weekend of the USC game. Is Fox Sports 1 part of basic cable?

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-15 11:51:08

    I called the Days Inn that I will be staying at and asked if they had it, but she only said she wasn't sure but that they had basic cable.

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    by midnightversion
    2016-09-13 08:02:00

    The Zoobs are experiencing a collective orgasm over the way Sitake reacted to the targeting call. They believe he is a coach that will defend his players and has passion. They are also indulging their man-crush on him over his decision to go for two. These are the things that players and fans love.


    These two items should also raise concern if you're a Zoob. They both show a coach who still has the mindset and attitude of a player. Sitake involved himself in that game on the level of a player. Those fans love it right now, but it will be interesting to see this play out as the season moves along.

    I've been outspoken in the past among the posters on this board about Sitake. I don't think he was a great coordinator. I think he was someone Whitt could keep his thumb on. I think Whitt controlled the defensive game planning. I was glad when he left. I think he is a good motivator, but lacks in other areas required to be a successful head coach.

    He is going to make some questionable decisions this season, and unless they turn out in his favor, the Zoo is going to stone him.

    As a wise Indian chief would say, "That is all I have to say about BYU for now."

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    I'm glad that week is over.

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-12 08:09:53

    SJSU will be a good opportunity to get some of our problems ironed out and tuned up for USC.

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    In case you were waiting for it.....

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-10 22:28:56

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=16480339

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    Are you prepared for the tales of woe, assault, disgrace and bear-pouring?

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-08 08:29:07

    The stories seem to get better every year. Which of you will knock out a pregnant woman this year and stand over her with your iron fist of heathen defiance?

    I hate this game.


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    Interesting stuff.

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-07 18:19:05

    http://www.tornbysports.com/statistically -speaking-byu-utah/

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    I think the offensive line will come together and do the job this Saturday. Red zone offense is my concern.

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-05 07:28:58

    We struggled with it last year and it looked suspect against SUU. Somebody lie to me and make me feel better about this.

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    It's interesting how one play can shape opinions.

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-04 07:49:06

    If BYU misses that field goal the comments about our upcoming opponent are quite different.

    If the BYU team I saw last night shows up to RES on Saturday, we win by double digits.

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    My third season-opener sober.

    by midnightversion
    2016-09-01 10:09:21

    Remembering games is awesome. You drunk bastards oughta try it.

    Utes by 27.

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    What's a good over/under on the amount of receptions Tim Patrick will have this season, assuming he and Troy Williams stay healthy?

    by midnightversion
    2016-08-30 13:27:04

    Does anyone else miss Covey as much as I already do?

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    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/list.htm l

    by midnightversion
    2016-08-17 09:27:10

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/list.htm l

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    Inversion Table

    by midnightversion
    2016-05-29 17:58:57

    Anyone have personal testimonies or results? How often and how many minutes a day? What benefits did you see?

    I have painful sciatica and overall muscle stiffness. I am wondering what to expect.

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    The next step is them paying the Big12.

    by midnightversion
    2016-05-17 12:06:10

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=15885814

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    I want to apologize if I have been off my game lately. I know I have been snide and short with many of you.

    by midnightversion
    2016-05-09 08:25:04

    I'm not what many of you apparently think I am, but that is another post for another time. I think I need to return to old MV (minus the drinking).

    Have a great week, everyone.

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    by midnightversion
    2016-04-20 17:47:40

    He was a nice guy.

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    Lynda Carter is responsible for shaping my views and feelings about breasts. I was six.

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-30 12:56:18

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    by midnightversion
    2016-03-29 13:42:19

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    I think my final post on UF.N (the one where everyone airs grievances Costanza style) will be a real whopper. I've got enough crap filed away in my brain about the history of the things and people on this board to do it.

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-28 13:47:10

    Or I could just go silently into the good night.

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    All things that people hold sacred and dear are free game, but insensitivity to the passing of celebrities or even family members of our rival's will not be tolerated.

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-28 10:14:36

    This place is so upside down that I am starting to believe it is deserving of its reputation.

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    by midnightversion
    2016-03-15 11:40:16

    We are going to destroy Fresno St.

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    I'm laughing, I'm crying, I'm sighing.....

    by midnightversion
    2016-03-12 01:02:10

    I'm going back to my room and going to bed. That put me over the edge.

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    Forget the ankle-breaker, look at how everyone collapses for the offensive rebound. I love to see that brand of play.

    by midnightversion
    2016-02-28 12:58:18

    https://twitter.com/FinishLine/status/703 690153085136897

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