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    They say they wanted a coaching change. They say that Bronco isn't cutting it. They say all sorts of things about him.

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-23 09:46:13

    And then they support the actions of players who are a product of the culture Bronco has created.

    The irony is like a thick iron blanket on a cold winter night. This is too much.

    But it feels far too good.

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    Oh, Brandon Davies....

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-23 09:11:43

    If only you had made a complete jackass out of yourself by sucker-punching an opposing player after a game.

    But nooooooo, you had to go and have consensual sex with a girl that you ended up marrying.

    Consensual sex between two committed people = bad
    Post-game brawls = good

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    We're down by one with a pending extra point and close to a minute left and have timeouts? Let's ice the #%!@ing kicker.

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-22 23:34:42

    Oh Bronco......thank you.

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    I'm not stopping anytime soon, so if you don't like it, ignore me or uncheck the category.

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-22 19:38:11

    There should be multiple arrests of Memphis players. This was nothing short of a series of unprovoked assaults by thugs who were angry because it was obvious to any objective observer that we are the superior team.

    Never schedule these Cretans again. I want football, not brawls.

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    The persecuted white community.....

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-22 18:28:07

    I wonder if BYU's whiteness played into it. Lots of anger right now in the African American community. Maybe I'm stretching there. But I do for a fact feel like the week leading up to the bowl game didn't help matters and actually may have contributed to the brawl.


    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13473577

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    Not their fault.

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-22 17:48:03

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13473015

    It's unfortunate that BYU was dragged into a fight like this

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    The fallout from this will be the result of what happens when you set yourself up as a moral standard and beacon of light, but you're really just a group of dirty, low-class, petulant idiots. And it starts with coaching.

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-22 16:25:15

    And while I wish it hadn't happened, I am glad that the nation saw and will see the BYU we have always known. #exposure

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-10 21:42:39

    Those pasty-face pricks.

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    A question about anxiety......

    by midnightversion
    2014-12-01 12:35:03

    When recovering from alcoholism, post acute withdrawal syndrome usually peaks at about six months, but can last much longer than that. At just before six months (Nov. 1st) my anxiety pegged. It lasted about a week then went away for a bit and is now back in full force. I hardly enjoyed my Thanksgiving weekend. I have had obsessive thoughts about something being wrong with me. The slightest twinge of pain has sent me spiraling into anxiety attacks. A few days ago I woke up with a scratch on my forehead and thought it was skin cancer.

    I know how silly this all sounds, and when I look at it objectively, I know it's all anxiety-based. But it's hard to convince yourself of that when you're in the middle of it. So, my question is: How much physical pain can manifest itself in anxiety and where is that pain usually located?I have been hampered with back pain -- all over. It hasn't been excruciating, but it's been enough to make me worry (the anxiety thing again).

    Does anyone have any personal experience with this? If so, can you share some of it so that I know I am not losing my mind?

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    Sad ending to the story of the missing Ohio St. player....

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-30 16:11:37

    https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/5 39189744371249154

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    If you are buying into this idea that we should put the rivalry animosity away, then you are a victim of a conscious move by the Utah media to take the shine off of it because Utah has left BYU behind.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-30 11:23:01

    And I personally think it's despicable that anyone would pull the Mormon card on an LDS Utah fan.

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    This is too good not to share.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-29 20:06:04

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13355452

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    I just want one explanation on one issue. Just one. That's all.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-29 12:39:48

    Why does Wilson always give up a few yards by running out of bounds instead of throwing it away?

    I feel like I am an idiot when I watch this team. I feel like there is some mystery to football that I don't understand.

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    I wish an Urban Meyer mind would grab this offense by the balls and captivate us.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-22 17:51:27

    I miss that man.

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    Maybe if I could just hear our offense explained to me by one of our coaches I could feel better.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-22 17:32:18

    Does anyone else feel that way? Do you look around during the game and wonder if what you see is truly that bad, or do you just assume that you don't understand football well enough to appreciate what we're doing?

    I assume that I am missing something and that the coaches know what they're doing. I just assume that DC has some great insight that I don't have because he's getting paid to do it.

    I usually just assume I am full of shit when I think that we have no idea what we're doing out there.

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    I have held this in for a long time, but now I am looking for some catharsis.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-22 16:15:00

    Travis Wilson plays so poorly at times that he looks bought-off. And I know he's not bought off, but how else do you explain five sacks taking us out of field goal range five times in the last two games?

    Who the fuck got in his head and pissed all over his confidence and moxy? He doesn't just look handcuffed in this offense, he looks he doesn't even know he's being handcuffed.

    His body language is pathetic. He throws picks, walks to the sideline, avoids coaches, leaves his helmet on, then walks back in on offense and mopes around like a broken man. This conference is too fucking offense-loaded for us to have a QB that can't even manage games with a runner like Booker. McBride wouldn't know what to do with this guy.

    It's not personal. I wish him the best. I think he's likable. But he is nothing but a tall liability out on the football field.

    I feel a little better.

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    'Don't Fear The Reaper' is a good song.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-20 18:11:15

    I go all over the map in my listening habits. No genre is off limits -- even Country and New Age.

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    Loveridge with another lazy pass resulting in a turnover, then lazy getting back on defense.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-18 15:16:05

    I am tired of watching his underwhelming brand of basketball.

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    LOLOLOLOL.......*sigh*.......LOLOLOLOL

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-15 20:25:54

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13294764

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    Alabama allowed only 27 first quarter points in the 2008 regular season.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-11 18:24:18

    And then we hung 21 on them in the first quarter of one game.

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    Rate the first girl you kissed on the 1-10 scale -- 1 being as attractive as your most unattractive elementary teacher and 10 being what Bathsheba was to David.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-10 10:57:03

    6

    But the second girl I kissed was a strong 9.

    ***Female members of the board are encouraged to participate

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    So, SDUF was just joking about Cafe Rio, right?

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-09 19:21:50

    And, yes, it is authentic Mexican food, 72. Let me guess, though, you probably hate Sizzler, too.

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    After an eight game prophecy streak, I guess I need to sit

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-09 11:35:32

    my ass down and pass the scepter to another.


    Oregon is just a better team. I hope them and TCU make it to the playoff and into the NC. The Clay mistake had a massive effect on the game, but I think Oregon would have won regardless.

    I had visions of rainbows and unicorns before the season started and projected (I can no longer use the word prophesy) eight wins. I still think we get that. I am looking forward to a vacation centered around a bowl game.

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    Oregon

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-03 10:14:19

    When I first eyed the position of Board Prophet, I didn't consider how it would feel to prophesy of losses. But now I know.

    The Michigan, UCLA, USC and ASU prophecies have come to pass -- for better or worse. But I am here to raise your spirits and let you know that.....

    We are going to beat Oregon.

    Have a good week.

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    "Play for each other. Love each other. Hang together. Any adversity that happens in the game, don't flinch. Don't flinch, work through it. Alright? Our best tonight. Our best game tonight." --Coach Whitt

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-27 11:52:10

    The last drive of the game embodied that quote.

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    -- walks in the room, sees the chair designated for The Board Prophet, sits there --

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-27 09:37:45

    I've been up at Fish Lake since Friday and just got home. I had satellite but not internet. I plan on going back and reading every post you drunk bastards authored since then.

    What a win!

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    For a fan base that struggles with retaining a full head of hair, they have the rinse and repeat process perfected.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-20 15:46:48

    A new years 6 bowl would have been nice, but this year was always about 2015 anyway.


    While many are jumping ship over on Cougarboard, the Bronco loyalists have moved their springtime conversations forward half a year.

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    When we started this PAC-12 journey we knew it was going to be a completely different experience.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-17 14:26:06

    We knew that there would be a lot of positives and a lot of negatives.

    Well, we are going play a USC team in RES and we are going to be ranked higher. And there's a good chance they will be the underdog.

    Who saw that coming?

    Utah State at home.....lololololololol.

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    This defense is phenomenal -- maybe a top ten defense.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-17 10:34:44

    But we are going to have that one game where a team is going to drop 40+ on us, and we will have to have win in a shootout if we want this wild ride to continue.

    I am defending the QB play today because I thought OSU came out with a great gameplan to corral KT. Wilson didn't play as bad as people think. He is low on confidence right now, and when a QB is struggling with his confidence dropped balls tend to magnify that.

    We were excellent in defense, special teams and the running game. But that shootout game is coming -- not sure when and where, but it is.

    We need to be ready for it.

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    Her "little girl" is named Snow. Snow is a chicken.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-14 13:09:36

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