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    I wish an Urban Meyer mind would grab this offense by the balls and captivate us.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-22 17:51:27

    I miss that man.

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    Maybe if I could just hear our offense explained to me by one of our coaches I could feel better.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-22 17:32:18

    Does anyone else feel that way? Do you look around during the game and wonder if what you see is truly that bad, or do you just assume that you don't understand football well enough to appreciate what we're doing?

    I assume that I am missing something and that the coaches know what they're doing. I just assume that DC has some great insight that I don't have because he's getting paid to do it.

    I usually just assume I am full of shit when I think that we have no idea what we're doing out there.

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    I have held this in for a long time, but now I am looking for some catharsis.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-22 16:15:00

    Travis Wilson plays so poorly at times that he looks bought-off. And I know he's not bought off, but how else do you explain five sacks taking us out of field goal range five times in the last two games?

    Who the fuck got in his head and pissed all over his confidence and moxy? He doesn't just look handcuffed in this offense, he looks he doesn't even know he's being handcuffed.

    His body language is pathetic. He throws picks, walks to the sideline, avoids coaches, leaves his helmet on, then walks back in on offense and mopes around like a broken man. This conference is too fucking offense-loaded for us to have a QB that can't even manage games with a runner like Booker. McBride wouldn't know what to do with this guy.

    It's not personal. I wish him the best. I think he's likable. But he is nothing but a tall liability out on the football field.

    I feel a little better.

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    'Don't Fear The Reaper' is a good song.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-20 18:11:15

    I go all over the map in my listening habits. No genre is off limits -- even Country and New Age.

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    Loveridge with another lazy pass resulting in a turnover, then lazy getting back on defense.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-18 15:16:05

    I am tired of watching his underwhelming brand of basketball.

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    LOLOLOLOL.......*sigh*.......LOLOLOLOL

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-15 20:25:54

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13294764

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    Alabama allowed only 27 first quarter points in the 2008 regular season.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-11 18:24:18

    And then we hung 21 on them in the first quarter of one game.

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    Rate the first girl you kissed on the 1-10 scale -- 1 being as attractive as your most unattractive elementary teacher and 10 being what Bathsheba was to David.

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-10 10:57:03

    6

    But the second girl I kissed was a strong 9.

    ***Female members of the board are encouraged to participate

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    So, SDUF was just joking about Cafe Rio, right?

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-09 19:21:50

    And, yes, it is authentic Mexican food, 72. Let me guess, though, you probably hate Sizzler, too.

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    After an eight game prophecy streak, I guess I need to sit

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-09 11:35:32

    my ass down and pass the scepter to another.


    Oregon is just a better team. I hope them and TCU make it to the playoff and into the NC. The Clay mistake had a massive effect on the game, but I think Oregon would have won regardless.

    I had visions of rainbows and unicorns before the season started and projected (I can no longer use the word prophesy) eight wins. I still think we get that. I am looking forward to a vacation centered around a bowl game.

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    Oregon

    by midnightversion
    2014-11-03 10:14:19

    When I first eyed the position of Board Prophet, I didn't consider how it would feel to prophesy of losses. But now I know.

    The Michigan, UCLA, USC and ASU prophecies have come to pass -- for better or worse. But I am here to raise your spirits and let you know that.....

    We are going to beat Oregon.

    Have a good week.

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    "Play for each other. Love each other. Hang together. Any adversity that happens in the game, don't flinch. Don't flinch, work through it. Alright? Our best tonight. Our best game tonight." --Coach Whitt

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-27 11:52:10

    The last drive of the game embodied that quote.

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    -- walks in the room, sees the chair designated for The Board Prophet, sits there --

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-27 09:37:45

    I've been up at Fish Lake since Friday and just got home. I had satellite but not internet. I plan on going back and reading every post you drunk bastards authored since then.

    What a win!

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    For a fan base that struggles with retaining a full head of hair, they have the rinse and repeat process perfected.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-20 15:46:48

    A new years 6 bowl would have been nice, but this year was always about 2015 anyway.


    While many are jumping ship over on Cougarboard, the Bronco loyalists have moved their springtime conversations forward half a year.

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    When we started this PAC-12 journey we knew it was going to be a completely different experience.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-17 14:26:06

    We knew that there would be a lot of positives and a lot of negatives.

    Well, we are going play a USC team in RES and we are going to be ranked higher. And there's a good chance they will be the underdog.

    Who saw that coming?

    Utah State at home.....lololololololol.

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    This defense is phenomenal -- maybe a top ten defense.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-17 10:34:44

    But we are going to have that one game where a team is going to drop 40+ on us, and we will have to have win in a shootout if we want this wild ride to continue.

    I am defending the QB play today because I thought OSU came out with a great gameplan to corral KT. Wilson didn't play as bad as people think. He is low on confidence right now, and when a QB is struggling with his confidence dropped balls tend to magnify that.

    We were excellent in defense, special teams and the running game. But that shootout game is coming -- not sure when and where, but it is.

    We need to be ready for it.

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    Her "little girl" is named Snow. Snow is a chicken.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-14 13:09:36

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    Well, we got what we wanted: we moved up in the polls on a bye week.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-12 13:13:27

    I hope we don't come out and wet the bed like we have in recent history.

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    How does Lane Kiffin do it?

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-11 18:22:13

    When he gets canned from Alabama he will land an NFL head coaching job.

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-06 16:58:23

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13087726

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    Bye week jokes, Beaver jokes and our fans feeling like they have to take a side in a perceived quarterback controversy.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-06 12:52:21

    I wish I could just get drunk for the next week and a half -- that or fast forward time.

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    Mental Gymnastics

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-05 13:29:26

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13081191

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    How one play changes our perspective.....

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-05 11:52:18

    Last week I posted about Dres' drop and how, if he had caught it and we won, our perspective of the UCLA game, Coach Whitt and the direction of our program would be completely different.

    Well, if UCLA makes that field goal our perception today is completely different. The "Fire Whitt" cries would be ringing from the rooftops. The wrist-slitting would be all over.......even though it was the difference of a couple feet on a single field goal kick.

    This is why I try to manage my highs -- so I can manage my lows. This team is so close to being 5-0 and ranked in the teens, and so close to being 3-2 and a perceived dumpster fire by our fan base.

    But, so it is in sports. It's certainly not unique to Utah football. We're at four wins. Our defense may be the best in the conference. The PAC-12 is upside down and there for the taking. This is going to be fun.

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    We just won in The Big House and The Rose Bowl in the same season.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-05 09:10:54

    That's pretty cool.

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    One comment before I revel (indulge me) in retaining the title of Board Prophet.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-05 08:46:58

    It was really nice to see those young men celebrate that win immediately after the missed field goal. You could see that losing close conference games has taken its toll on them, and you could obviously see the relief on Whitt's face. Anyway, I was as happy for those players as I was for myself.

    And, now, I told you so.....

    http://utefans.net/message.php?id=1653525

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    The Board Prophet spoke....

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-04 23:54:57

    http://utefans.net/message.php?id=1653525

    I am so happy I'm going to post this again tomorrow.

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    Miss. St. is working Texas A&M.

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-04 11:28:13

    If TA&M loses it will be labeled a battle scar and will serve as further proof that the SEC is so good from top to bottom.

    When Arizona beats Oregon the media spins it as Oregon laying an egg and further proof that the PAC is inferior to the SEC.

    Yeah, that makes sense.

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    "Taysom is the best player in the country." --Mitch Matthews

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-04 00:20:05

    They'll probably still make the playoff.

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    Is being offsides part of playing "on the edge" Bronco?

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-03 23:31:43

    You stupid idiot. You have the most penalized team in the nation and wore it like a badge of honor. And now you look like a dolt.

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    And you want to be a P5 team.....

    by midnightversion
    2014-10-03 23:07:28

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    Top 10 Most Recently Posted Messages:

    Revelation.
    (3 days ago, 1 stars)

    I'm going to get in the huddle, scrap the play and tell Scott and Clay to "go long" and the offensive line to "give me a lot of time".
    (4 days ago, 6 stars)

    I am starting this Saturday. I am going to throw the ball down the field. We're going to score a ton of points.
    (4 days ago, 9 stars)

    ^^^ Probably left early.
    (6 days ago, 2 stars)

    Let's just go with it.
    (7 days ago, 2 stars)

    I wish an Urban Meyer mind would grab this offense by the balls and captivate us.
    (7 days ago, 2 stars)

    We play UNLV in Las Vegas the same day as the Las Vegas Bowl -- so there's that.
    (7 days ago, 0 stars)

    Maybe if I could just hear our offense explained to me by one of our coaches I could feel better.
    (7 days ago, 5 stars)

    So, I wasn't losing my mind? Rowe did look like he didn't care?
    (7 days ago, 0 stars)

    Okay.
    (7 days ago, 2 stars)

    Fortunately, I am a college football fan. I can now go forth and root for UCLA while wishing erectile dysfunction on Sarkisian.
    (7 days ago, 4 stars)

    Good lord I wish I could drink. I would get plastered and wake up on Monday morning, pretending that this never happened.
    (7 days ago, 2 stars)

    I have held this in for a long time, but now I am looking for some catharsis.
    (7 days ago, 10 stars)

    I think we might actually see a change at QB. We are completely stagnant. We need a spark.
    (7 days ago, 2 stars)

    :)
    (9 days ago, 3 stars)

    'Don't Fear The Reaper' is a good song.
    (9 days ago, 0 stars)

    She'll be with me. We do this every once in awhile.
    (9 days ago, 2 stars)

    Not on TV? What is BYUtv if not a conduit to the Asian nations and also to the downtrodden who believe?
    (9 days ago, 0 stars)

    I hope he plays drunk and wins the game for us.
    (9 days ago, 0 stars)

    I would bench him, too.
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    Walton just put his large foot in his large mouth.
    (11 days ago, 1 stars)

    The Ball St. game wasn't an aberration, it was an indicator.
    (11 days ago, 1 stars)

    Can't dribble to the hole and can't create his own shot on the perimeter.
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    Loveridge with another lazy pass resulting in a turnover, then lazy getting back on defense.
    (11 days ago, 2 stars)

    I hear that, too. Also, they are putting in a bar on the concourse. Drinks will be free.
    (11 days ago, 3 stars)

    Good lord, Loveridge. The guy looks lazy.
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    Poeltl hates free-throws. He hates us.
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    I go from loving Bill Walton to wanting to strangle him. I do all of this within a ten second frame.
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    Would the result be different?
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    Doesn't have a damn things to do with the refs.
    (11 days ago, 1 stars)

    Turnovers and missed jumpers.
    (11 days ago, 0 stars)

    I can see it just fine from my couch.
    (11 days ago, 1 stars)

    Get drunk.
    (11 days ago, 2 stars)

    Potter's makes Popov taste like Grey Goose.
    (12 days ago, 0 stars)

    Make him drink bottom shelf vodka.
    (12 days ago, 0 stars)

    That reminds me, I haven't checked Cougarboard for my morning humor yet.
    (12 days ago, 0 stars)

    Barry Sanders?
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    RE: What happens if Auburn beats Bama and Ole Miss beats Miss St.?
    (13 days ago, 2 stars)

    And if you say it requires more, that is a hilarious and stupid thing to say.
    (13 days ago, 1 stars)

    Bopahull? Your thoughts?
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    You do.
    (13 days ago, 2 stars)

    CodeRed was so wrong about you.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    You have to be a man among men.
    (13 days ago, 2 stars)

    If I wasn't a lazy bastard and wanted to dig into my post history, I could find where I projected 8-9 wins this season.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    You're a great fan.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    Neither do I. I just wanted to be part of your fun.
    (13 days ago, 3 stars)

    I don't care if they do or don't, I just want a lot of people to get hammered before the game.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    I can't wait to see what you would be like with one.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    LOLOLOLOL.......*sigh*.......LOLOLOLOL
    (14 days ago, 5 stars)

    How many of our games have had that very series of events unfold?
    (14 days ago, 0 stars)

    :)
    (14 days ago, 3 stars)

    At the liquor store.
    (15 days ago, 2 stars)

    LOL
    (15 days ago, 0 stars)

    Funny you say that, because I pictured VegasUte (you know I love you, Vegas, but it looks a lot like a hat you used to wear).
    (17 days ago, 1 stars)

    The drum and feather one I like. The one to the left of it scares me.
    (17 days ago, 2 stars)

    One I like, one is meh, and the other two are hideous.
    (17 days ago, 1 stars)

    Alabama allowed only 27 first quarter points in the 2008 regular season.
    (18 days ago, 3 stars)

    I also like Dokken, Restless Heart, Mogwai, Survivor, The Jets and Judas Priest.
    (18 days ago, 0 stars)

    Boston's 'Third Stage' album is a model of perfect musical craftsmanship.
    (18 days ago, 2 stars)

    I like Def Leppard.
    (18 days ago, 4 stars)

    Watching him play gap control and rush up the field at the same time was a thing of beauty.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    You mean to tell me that we weren't openly urinating all over opposing fans?
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    Post a picture that really puts him in his place.
    (19 days ago, 3 stars)

    I hope for TCU's sake that they're not in the Alamo Bowl. I want them to go all the way.
    (19 days ago, 9 stars)

    BulgieUte and LadyUte.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    Rate your first kiss and I'll tell you.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    Rate the first girl you kissed on the 1-10 scale -- 1 being as attractive as your most unattractive elementary teacher and 10 being what Bathsheba was to David.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yeah, we really won. I mark that down as a win. It's a win in my book.
    (19 days ago, 0 stars)

    We lost because a better team beat us. To say anything else smacks of Zoobishness. I understand that we can't project the complete effect Clay's play had on the game, but let's put it to rest that it was the reason we lost.
    (19 days ago, 7 stars)

    Utah has as diverse a restaurant selection as any state in the nation.
    (20 days ago, 1 stars)

    I'm not a Packers fan, but I gave one for you. Teamwork is what it's all about.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    Yep. I have been to Tucson, Tempe and other restaurants in the southwest. Every restaurant owner will tell you they pattern their food after Cafe Rio.
    (20 days ago, -1 stars)

    RE: I have known you.
    (20 days ago, 2 stars)

    Serious? CodeRed, tell me that's not true.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    Does he have a drinking problem?
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    Did you watch the video?
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    Careful there.
    (20 days ago, 9 stars)

    I've posted this here before, but it looks like I need to post it again. Hands down one of my favorite videos.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    So, SDUF was just joking about Cafe Rio, right?
    (20 days ago, 2 stars)

    Nothing, because he can't honestly be serious right now. It's the best Mexican food I have ever had.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    ..........not sure if joking....... :|
    (20 days ago, 4 stars)

    Going to a country concert.
    (20 days ago, 4 stars)

    I don't see that happening.
    (20 days ago, 3 stars)

    It's interesting to be on this side of the polls.
    (20 days ago, 1 stars)

    I pray that you will run into people on the tailgate lot that you don't like and be forced to engage them in awkward conversation.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    She's crazy.
    (20 days ago, -1 stars)

    I retract all of my prayers, except the one about your wife continuing to be hot.
    (20 days ago, -2 stars)

    We ate pizza and prank-called an old girlfriend of mine.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    I am not going to church today, however....
    (20 days ago, -2 stars)

    It reminds me of that time we got hammered in a St. George hotel room and walked under the overpass and laid down pretending to be homeless.
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    Thoughts and prayers for myself.
    (20 days ago, -1 stars)

    After an eight game prophecy streak, I guess I need to sit
    (20 days ago, 0 stars)

    We lost to WSU.
    (21 days ago, 3 stars)

    Because I don't want to be wrong, unlike last week.
    (22 days ago, 2 stars)

    *sigh* Yes.
    (22 days ago, 0 stars)

    Win.
    (22 days ago, 0 stars)

    This gem needs archived.
    (23 days ago, 1 stars)

    I think DC needs to call the entire game drunk.
    (24 days ago, 20 stars)

    I won't vote and I will bitch about them anyway.
    (25 days ago, 2 stars)

    No. Kicking alcohol's ass was a direct result of one of my prophecies.
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    I don't know if it will make a change, but I think it's time I start drinking and posting again. (1716)
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