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    Anyone that wants to play for BYU that much deserves to. Good riddance to him, if all of this is true.

    by midnightversion
    2014-07-07 17:11:22

    It's a bit like marrying the woman that cheated on and left her ex-husband for you.

    You may be getting some hot ass, but you're the one marrying a whore.

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    Recent developments with the FLDS girl......

    by midnightversion
    2014-06-19 15:17:21

    I will post details tonight.

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    The greatest vocalist of all-time hits the spot on a Wednesday afternoon....

    by midnightversion
    2014-06-18 15:31:05

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    Like most of today's stars, he believes saying it is necessary before you actually do it.

    by midnightversion
    2014-06-15 20:29:10

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    Watching 'Elway to Marino', the 30 for 30 episode, for the second time.....

    by midnightversion
    2014-06-14 19:50:51

    Al Davis and the Raiders had a lot of interest in Elway. Elway's agent met with Davis to discuss it. Davis said, "I like this Elway guy. I know he can move the chains, but can he throw the ball deep?"

    Proof that Al Davis began to show a disconnect from reality as early as 1983.

    It is interesting that they were trying to move up to get Chicago's sixth pick in an effort to have more trading power with the Colts, had a deal ready to go, and Chicago suddenly backed out. The word is that Rozelle put the hammer down on the trade because he didn't want to see Davis end up with Elway. The NFL was currently in court with Davis at the time.

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    by midnightversion
    2014-06-06 17:56:56

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    Heart dropping it like it's hot......

    by midnightversion
    2014-06-05 17:41:43

    Ann Wilson is one in a million.

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    by midnightversion
    2014-05-30 15:58:58

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    I'm a sucker for the Scripps National Spelling Bee that is on ESPN right now.

    by midnightversion
    2014-05-29 18:46:57

    In 1992 I won the school, district and county spelling bee. I got 13th in the state out of 64 contestants. I missed a word I knew: soliloquy. I replaced the second "o" with an "i".

    I wore my nerdiness with my head held high.

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    It sucks to cheat and......well......still suck.

    by midnightversion
    2014-05-21 16:13:04

    Only springtime championships to show for all of this.

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    Someone needs to tell Utesby7 (random profile) that he wants to die and then NOT be a Utah fan.

    by midnightversion
    2014-04-28 17:07:48

    So basically he's saying he wants to go to hell.

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    I know this is the board that gives and gives and gives......

    by midnightversion
    2014-03-24 16:13:38

    And I am placing no obligation or expectation on anyone here, but the relatives of this family are trying to share this with anyone that would want to help.

    I was reticent to post this here because I have watched so many on this board give to so many good causes and funds. But some of you are like second family to me, so not sharing it would feel a bit odd.

    Lyman is a cousin of mine. This family was just starting out in life. He is a hard worker and loved providing for his family. They lost it all and have a long road of recovery -- physically, emotionally and financially.

    A donation would be great. A prayer would be just as good. Thanks. er/support-for-lyman-samantha-baby-emery-a nd-desiree/154342

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    I don't consider myself to be one of those who beat up on Loveridge, but.......

    by midnightversion
    2014-03-13 14:22:21

    The kid has a lazy streak in him. I don't buy that he doesn't understand help defense, especially when the man he is defending is not even in the vicinity.

    He is lazy and his body language is atrocious. I cut Wright so much more slack because even when we are down he is still playing with heart and hustle. Loveridge seems to lose interest.

    I think he is dealing with a sense of entitlement which is pretty common in a high school star. He needs to fix this or he will be seeing a lot more minutes on the bench next year.

    On a positive note, I can take a deep breath and relax and not worry about trying to punch a ticket to The Dance. The NIT will be fun to watch. If you had told me three years ago that we would be a good seed in the NIT this year, I would know we were going in the right direction.

    All PAC-12 allegiances aside, go Wichita St.!

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    I am sure some of you have seen this, but for those who haven't......

    by midnightversion
    2014-03-02 16:57:41

    I got browsing through some Youtube videos after watching a video posted here earlier. I watched some highlights of our game against the Zoo this last football season.

    Go to 1:40 of the video. You will see York get tackled by #20 (Uale?) and after the tackle York gets a forearm to the back while getting up.

    On the very next play York absolutely blew up one of their balding, sexually frustrated fine young men. You will see #20 coming in mid-tackle and going right after York's knees. I am not saying that every hit to the knees is intentionally dirty, but I dare say by the looks of this one, and considering the play before, and considering who we were playing, that this one was dirty.

    We shouldn't be surprised.

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    Best way to go about getting session tickets to the tournament?

    by midnightversion
    2014-02-26 16:37:22

    I am considering going down.

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    Loveridge with another disappearing act?

    by midnightversion
    2014-02-19 20:51:03

    Is he Houdini?

    We will NOT win this game without him.

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    We could be completely handling this team if we didn't suffer from some of the common problems that afflict us.

    by midnightversion
    2014-02-08 18:40:28

    Also, when did the student section start allowing senior citizens?

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    UFN before and after Sfork.

    by midnightversion
    2014-02-05 07:47:55

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    Here's an inconvenient article for all of you Denver Broncos haters that like to pretend Zane Beadles doesn't exist.

    by midnightversion
    2014-01-30 04:59:17

    Apologies in advance for this not being a Weddle or Alex Smith article. 494-77/miami-san-utah-baltimore.html.csp

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    'Karate Kid' is now on the HUB channel.

    by midnightversion
    2014-01-28 18:12:10

    This is a cinematic victory that highlights the hottest woman since the introduction of females.

    The Cobra Kai may have lost, but we are all winners.... still.

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    The basketball schedule on this site needs updated...

    by midnightversion
    2014-01-23 16:54:47

    Or do we blame that on Sfork, too?

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    My approach as a fan is that if I can manage my highs, I can manage my lows.

    by midnightversion
    2014-01-18 16:20:43

    Well, that approach got the shit tested out of it today. After Loveridge's second consecutive turnover I was fit to be tied. The body language of this team in those kind of moments concerns me.

    We've proven we can play 3/4 of a game, and today proved we can play an entire game.

    Let's hope it's a trend and not an anomaly.

    I love watching this team.

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    Alex is going to have to rip off some running yards to win.

    by midnightversion
    2014-01-04 17:52:36

    Check that- Bowe is stepping up.

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    It hurts. It hurts bad. But how does this loss make us a worse team than the team we thought we had this morning?

    by midnightversion
    2014-01-02 20:48:20

    Did we really have to win this game to make the NCAA Tournament? Is losing in OT to a top team a sign of a team that has big problems?

    Let's face it, we didn't have a very good idea who and what this team was before tonight. Look at our strength of schedule to figure that out.

    After tonight we DO have a good idea of where this team is at. It's a team that loses in OT at home to a top ten team in the nation. I'm no Pollyanna and I'm no homer, but if that is where this team is "at", then I feel pretty good about where this season is heading.

    It is refreshing to not feel good about losing a close one. I don't feel good. I'm dejected. But it sure feels good to finally know where this teams stacks up against very good competition.

    Hey, when it's all said and done, we might be a top 25 team. I'll take that. Losing to a top ten team in OT doesn't keep us out of the tournament; it's losing to bottom teams in the conference on that will.

    If a good pass is made at the end and Loveridge gets a basket, we are all running through the streets yelling, "We're back, baby!"

    Perspective, guys. Perspective.

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    The current status of football IQ in Provo.....

    by midnightversion
    2013-12-28 07:24:30

    We made fakes to make yards in the second quarter. They adjusted and we couldn't counter. --Taysom Hill

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    Just to be clear, my problem isn't with Christensen. I think he is a great offensive mind.

    by midnightversion
    2013-12-20 12:09:52

    My problem isn't even with this hire. My problem is that we have no continuity on offense going into next season AGAIN.

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    An apostate guide to enjoying the holidays....

    by midnightversion
    2013-12-11 12:32:04

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    The thread below is a subject I am very interested in.

    by midnightversion
    2013-12-07 08:43:52

    My job requires me to spend a lot of time in schools and I am constantly dealing with clients that claim they are being bullied.

    I try to be an old school parent. If there is a punishment that is meted out to my child then that child better buck up and accept it. If my child is in conflict with an authority figure, I will generally side with the authority figure, unless ALL evidence points to the contrary. I am okay with my kid taking the heat.

    About a month ago I got a call from a mother who has a boy in the same class as mine. She told me that her boy came home at lunch with a black eye and that he blamed my son for it. I assured her I would get to the bottom of it.

    I called home and spoke to my son. He admitted to decking the kid (these are third graders) but said that he did so in defense of his female cousin. The boy was hitting her in the butt and she repeatedly asked him to stop. The kid refused to stop. My son saw this and told the kid to stop. He still refused. My niece was very uncomfortable. My son walked up to the kid and nailed him. The kid went home crying.

    I then called my sister to see if her daughter (my niece) told the same story. She did. I called back the mother of the black-eyed kid and told her the background to the story. She was reticent to believe her son would ever do that, but no worries, he isn't my concern.

    I then called the front office of the school, told what happened and requested that my son be punished at school. Now, he did EXACTLY what I would have done at that age. He defended his female cousin. I couldn't fault him, but what he did was wrong.

    Later that day I show up to the school to check on him and he is outside, in the bitter wind, freezing his ass off, sweeping sidewalks. I walk by him and he gives me that "Oh shit, I'm in trouble" look. I smirk at him because he's freezing his ass off with no coat and walk right by him.

    I went and talked to the principal. She meted out the punishment. My son was punished for defending a girl, but the kid that was teasing her and touching her inappropriately got off free. He was in a warm class with his friends.

    That doesn't bother me. My kid can take the hit and he'll be better off for it.

    This is just a personal story I wanted to share. Those of us who are parents know that it is the most daunting task we will ever undertake. There's no one right way.

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    Auburn fans are running their mouths off, their AD came out and said it was "unAmerican" for them to not be in the NC.....

    by midnightversion
    2013-12-05 16:44:25

    The SEC whores have gotten in bed with the whole idea.

    And meanwhile............Missouri has been silent.

    I hope that it's Ohio St. and Florida St. in the NC, but if one loses their conference title game, I sure hope Missouri lays the wood to Auburn. Them and Texas A&M have been the outsiders and it's been a joy to watch them come in and play very well in "the toughest conference in the nation".

    I heard an analyst on the radio talk about how these things are cyclical and that the SEC was reaching it's end as king. He then said the PAC-12 was ready to be king of the hill.

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    Doing my part to help bury that god-awful gif...

    by midnightversion
    2013-11-26 15:25:54

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    ??? I've NEVER been FLDS.
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    That's not insensitive in the slightest. I get that feeling as well.
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    I apologize for not giving a better definition to the term. The FLDS have their own lingo.
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