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    Extra ticket to Michigan Game

    by horacetheute
    2014-09-13 08:37:45

    Hi Everyone,

    I have an extra ticket for the Michigan game available. If anyone needs one (or knows of anyone traveling that does not yet have a ticket) please let me know.

    It is in the Utah section, I am asking $80 for it, which is what the U ticket office was charging.



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    Downloadable FB schedules

    by horacetheute
    2013-07-07 07:38:11

    If anyone is interested, you can download the upcoming season schedule to your iPhone or other devices here

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    Link to Millie's obituary

    by horacetheute
    2013-06-19 09:37:43


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    Overplayed song you could go the rest of your life without hearing again?

    by horacetheute
    2013-05-15 13:43:05

    Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd

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    For your viewing pleasure

    by horacetheute
    2013-04-09 06:58:00

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    SeaTac is going to be a happy camper if this happens

    by horacetheute
    2013-03-11 11:53:32

    Harvin to the Seahawks

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    GIF Tuesday

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-29 08:52:43

    He would like to know what you are waiting for.

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    So much anger and animosity on the board lately. I would like to encourage everyone to think about the elderly and the kids.

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-28 13:52:01

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    Seau's family suing NFL wrongful death

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-23 18:17:49

    Curious what people think about this one. Seau knowingly engaged in a sport that has significant risks of injury due to the physical nature of play, but his family turns around and sues the league for wrongful death?

    Knowing the risks, is this something that would make anyone on the board second guess allowing their kids to play?


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    Great news for nutella addicts everywhere *I'm looking at you lady*

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-16 13:40:52

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    No good deed goes unpunished

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-16 07:30:52

    This guy helps these kids out and now has to deal with these nut jobs MSNBC Article

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    Finishing the basement

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-15 16:15:18

    Need some suggestions.

    Mrs Horace and I have been kicking around the idea of finishing off our basement this year. I have an idea of what I would like to have down there, but she would like to have someone come in and take a look at things to give us some different options.

    With that in mind, does anyone know of any good residential architects or firms that would be willing to come out and give us some ideas?

    I plan on doing what work I can handle by myself, so framing, painting, running the wires, etc... and having others come in to do the bigger stuff like plumbing, texturing the walls, etc...

    Thanks in advance for any help.

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    This cold weather has got me thinking about a couple things

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-15 08:33:29

    1. Can we speed up the next couple months and get spring here?

    2. Would there be any interest amongst the board for a UFN golf league when the weather turns nice? I enjoy playing, but the problem I run into is finding people to play with. I am thinking it would be something where those of us that play can find others to fill out their group. Thoughts?

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    Hunty here we come!

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-12 14:32:11

    GO UTES!

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    Just printed out my tickets for Saturday's game

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-09 15:57:01

    First game in many years for me, am quite excited. Bringing Angry Alex, aka the apple jack kid, with me. Should be a great time.

    GO UTES!!

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    Odd question

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-08 13:53:30

    For Christmas my parents gave each of my kids a $25 check for their 529 plans, but wrote them out in their names rather than payable to UESP. Does anyone know if there is a way I can endorse the check on their behalf over to UESP, or cash it myself and write new checks out to UESP?

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    Eyewitness video of the happenings in Tuscaloosa this morning

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-08 09:43:44

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    Anyone own a newer model Subaru Legacy?

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-04 06:47:08

    I am thinking about getting rid of my Civic and making the switch to something a bit bigger. If you own one, can you give me your thoughts on it? I am looking at a couple 2010 models.

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    Tacoma, is this you?

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-01 14:31:37

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    It's GIF Tuesday and this guy is excited

    by horacetheute
    2013-01-01 11:56:12

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    Giddy up!

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-31 16:11:11

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    Coaching firings have begun

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-31 09:12:34

    Lovie Smith, Norv Turner, Pat Shurmur, and Andy Reid all appear to be getting the axe. Anyone thinking Chip Kelly makes the move if he gets an offer?

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    Well, time to get this started

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-30 14:17:16

    That Jim Harbaugh is a real son of a bitch. I hope the Cardinals beat the hell out of the 9ers and Alex tells the 9ers to go to hell. (Heavy sarcasm used in this post)

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    I think an Oompa Loompa just showed up at the inlaws Christmas party!

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-24 17:28:53

    I need another drink!

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    So I have a day full of visiting the in-laws tomorrow

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-23 19:41:54

    Ol' Horace is going to be drinking early tomorrow my friends.

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    Happy Festivus

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-23 07:43:05

    "I got a lot of problems with you people!"

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    So the other day was my oldest son's 4th birthday. My wife found this awesome track suit for him. I am a bit biased, but I think he looks damn good.

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-20 19:11:35

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    How I envisioned things going down in Provo this afternoon

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-20 17:06:10

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    Fleetwood Mac - Love em or hate em?

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-20 13:12:35

    I happen to be in the hate em category. Have never quite understood the appeal.

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    Favorite Christmas Songs

    by horacetheute
    2012-12-19 15:47:48

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