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    TheRealU
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    Need electrical help

    by TheRealU
    2017-04-25 10:11:45

    Anyone have a recommendation for an electrician who services the Herriman area?

    The dimmer switch in our dining room stopped working, and there doesn't appear to be any power going to it. Have checked the breaker box and GFCIs, but still nothing. Also tried replacing the dimmer, but still no luck.

    Any help or referrals is greatly appreciated.

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    So, this is a recruiting violation, right?

    by TheRealU
    2017-03-30 11:57:45

    Albeit a minor one.

    Congratulations class of 2021 Micheal Mokofisi, son of University Of Utah Legend Filipo Mokofisi on the offer from Coach Sitake and staff pic.twitter.com/xEhg8EQOgS
    Jack Damuni (@JackDamuni) March 30, 2017

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    Looks like Troy Taylor is bringing along the RB coach from EWU

    by TheRealU
    2017-01-17 12:41:16

    Kiel Mcdonald (pronounced Kyle) is expected to be announced as the new RB coach, per twitter.

    Don't know much about him other than that he played under Dennis Erickson at Idaho in 2006 and worked on his staff at ASU as a grad assistant.

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    Steve Smith Sr cracks me up!

    by TheRealU
    2017-01-12 11:33:50

    He shuts down Max Kellerman and tells Steven A. to use his inside voice. Also gives Alex Smith some love - worth a watch.

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    Tailgate Question

    by TheRealU
    2016-10-07 12:08:59

    We don't tailgate too often (unfortunately), and the group we used to go with (in one of the smaller lots) no longer gets together.

    So, if four 30-somethings (and yes, the women are hot) walk through the main lot, are we going to have a good time? Any recommendations?

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    Sideline/field level tickets?

    by TheRealU
    2016-09-29 11:28:31

    My wife is a huge Utah fan, and her 30th birthday is coming up. In addition to the usual birthday shenanigans, I wanted to try and surprise her with sideline passes to the game against AZ.

    Does anyone know if this is possible or even where to start? Any info anyone can provide would be greatly appreciated!

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    As promised, I just lost my #$%@ing mind.

    by TheRealU
    2016-09-23 19:25:25

    Dont kick to Adore Jackson!!

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    This game terrifies me

    by TheRealU
    2016-09-23 11:58:20

    I don't care about all of the supposed turmoil, USC is extremely talented.

    Ronald Jones will easily be the best RB on the field, and their top-3 WRs (which includes Adore Jackson) are probably better than anything we can put out there, including Tim Patrick.

    We are going to need a big game from our trio of RBs, who have looked good, but still not proven.

    We are going to need to see Williams play his cleanest game of the year all the while still producing with the long ball.

    We need to see our LBs play their best game of the year.

    DL needs to get consistent pressure on Darnold and not let him get comfortable.

    Our DBs have a HUGE task in shutting down Juju and their WRs.

    And so help me if we kick the ball to Jackson I will lose my %^$#ing mind!

    With all that said, I still expect the Utes to win, 24-21.

    Go Utes.

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    Can someone please post video of CBB's ridiculous cutback from last week?

    by TheRealU
    2016-09-23 11:49:38

    It happened before the TV coverage switched over from the previous games, but it was one of the nastiest jukes I have ever seen.

    **Paging Mr. Vanderslice**

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    Sat next to Dick Vermeil at lunch today in Napa Valley - he tells good stories.

    by TheRealU
    2016-09-16 19:43:48

    And oh yeah, go Utes!

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    A couple Utes have been cut by NFL teams today

    by TheRealU
    2016-09-02 14:48:36

    Anthony Denham was cut by the Texans, and CJ Poutasi was cut by the Titans. Surprised to see Poutasi get cut - was their 3rd round pick a year ago, and started a bunch of games for them last year.

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    Siale Fakailoatonga out for the year with an ACL tear.

    by TheRealU
    2016-08-11 12:30:42

    Damn! He does have a redshirt year available.

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    So which signees from this class are not on campus yet?

    by TheRealU
    2016-06-27 10:35:01

    Has David L made it yet? I know the LB from Snow won't enroll until December, but who else are we waiting on? Any major concerns?

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    Phil Steele's annual magazine rates Utah's 2016 DL as top 10 in the country, and rates the secondary as Top 10 in the country.

    by TheRealU
    2016-05-26 15:36:26

    If we can get good play from the LBs, this defense could be better than last year - and that is crazy!

    Side note: no the magazine is not out yet, but he has released some rankings on his twitter account.

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    Garden mulch question

    by TheRealU
    2016-04-11 12:04:18

    We have used everything in our garden over the years from Scott's bagged brown mulch, mulch from the local dump and nursery, but the color fades out pretty quickly from all of them.

    I heard of a mulch a couple months ago that a lot of the new home builders are using that holds its color for a really long time, but I can't recall the name.

    Does anyone know which mulch brand I am referring to and where to find it?

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    Does anyone know how the recruiting weekend went for the Utes?

    by TheRealU
    2016-01-25 11:54:58

    Would love to see Utah flip Trinnaman.

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    Oh wow - Keegan Hicks throwing shade via twitter.

    by TheRealU
    2016-01-07 15:57:14

    Can't access twitter from work - can someone please post.

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    Is it possible that the lack of offensive prowess, specifically throwing the ball, had more to due with a lack of talent at QB than the coaches?

    by TheRealU
    2016-01-06 10:33:32

    KW is not a stupid man (although, reading this board you would think he couldn't even tie his shoes), and is well aware of the offensive issues. Is it possible that he understood that most of the struggles are due to the talent level at the QB position, and not the guy coaching him? With Williams coming in - maybe, hopefully, we can put something together through the air.

    Anyone who thinks Utah will ever become Oregon under KW is #%!@ing nuts - but the fact of the matter is, we don't need to. We just need to be slightly above average through the air, continue to run the ball well, and play great defense and S.T., and we will win a lot of football games.

    For a fanbase of a team that won 10 games this year, the amount of bitching is unbelievable.

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    Pretty sure the Stanford band just acted out a cow tipping scene during their halftime performance - hillarious way to make fun of Iowa.

    by TheRealU
    2016-01-01 17:04:00

    Love it.

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    WOW - this video is really well done. Awesome.

    by TheRealU
    2015-12-28 14:01:08

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    Taylor Stubblefield is out as WR coach

    by TheRealU
    2015-12-23 10:04:27

    Will be intersting to see who they bring in. Do they go after Holliday?

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    This has been a disappointing week on the receuiting front. Of the remaining prospects, anyone have insight as to who we have a good chance at landing?

    by TheRealU
    2015-12-22 10:11:10

    Bolles seems to be targeted by every school in the country, and the Trinneman (sp?) kid from Snow is currently commited to BYU? Who else is Utah going after, and who do we have a good shot at?

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    A few second-hand rumors, take it or leave it:

    by TheRealU
    2015-12-03 16:58:03

    Coach Whitt is not pleased (read: fucking pissed) about the possibility of playing in the Vegas Bowl. Basically told CH and Larry Scott that Utah playing in the Vegas Bowl tells the rest of the world that having a great year in the Pac-12 means nothing.

    Secondly, and this rumor is a bit harder for me to believe, but Whitt was a lot closer to going to USC than many of us thought.

    Things still don't seem to be too peachy with Whitt and CH, and if the Utes play in the VB, it defintely won't help their relationship.

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    What I learned on UF.net today:

    by TheRealU
    2015-12-01 14:24:51

    1) We are a sure-bet to play BYU in the Vegas bowl, which sucks. Then again, it probably isn't possible we drop past the Sun Bowl, so really there is no possible way we play in the Vegas bowl, which doesn't suck.

    2) The Utes placed a lot of guys on the All-Pac teams, which is awesome.

    3) If you laugh at Tim Tebow for choosing not to #%!@ Miss America, you are a bigot.

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    John Oliver's Daily Fantasy Football commercial is hilarious! (Language NSFW)

    by TheRealU
    2015-11-18 12:07:39

    Skip to the 15:27 mark

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    Apparently the MUSS will not be selling/providing black shirts for Saturday's game due to short notice. They will instead be providing eye black...

    by TheRealU
    2015-10-28 09:34:48

    Chalk this up as a REALLY bad idea. You are seriously going to provide a shit ton of eye black to inebriated college kids? #BlackFace

    Yikes.

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    Appears to be some truth to the Hansen to safety rumor - there us currently a #22 Hansen jersey in the locker room with the rest of the safeties.

    by TheRealU
    2015-10-17 16:25:53

    Dont mean to take away from today's game - but I am now really confused about our QB situation next year..

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    Am I the only one who loved the ESPN hype commercials for the Cal game?

    by TheRealU
    2015-10-12 10:36:53



    Love the song

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    Sorry, but here are a couple more. The last one had me in tears (but follow instructions below)

    by TheRealU
    2015-10-08 16:21:46

    10 seconds of weird Bronco

    Kelvin York v Mike Hague

    This last one has me cracked up - let it play for 10-15 seconds, and then skip forward to the 2:30 mark.

    Bronco celebration

    Okay, I think I am done for the day.

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    Okay, I have spent far too much time on bennyhillthis.com this afternoon.

    by TheRealU
    2015-10-08 14:13:34

    Basically, it will take any YouTube video, and either slow it down or speed it up, and add the Benny Hill or Titanic theme music. It is really childish and dumb, and I love it.

    For some reason it just seems to work perfectly with BYU football clips.

    BYU v Michigan (Benny Hill)

    BYU v Michigan (Titanic)

    Memphis Brawl

    Nut Punch

    Kai Nacua Knocked Out

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