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    Either Oregon is going to the Final Four this year or Utah might not be tournament worthy.

    by TheBaron
    2016-02-07 15:26:30

    The gap between these two teams, especially the intelligence and mental toughness gap, is Grand Canyon wide. Oregon looks flat out amazing every time they take the floor against Utah. They are as athletic as any team in the country this year. Their effort level is relentless. It's scary that they have a lot of young talent getting minutes on this team.

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    Right now is simply too entertaining NOT to spend a few minutes laughing at cougarbored until your sides hurt.

    by TheBaron
    2016-01-06 21:13:15

    Some cougardouche:

    Why we won't see Kristo in the Marriott center again.

    The reality is that while BYU is in the WCC and Utah in the PAC, Utah has little interest in playing BYU. They get 11 quality home games each year. We get 3-4. They know they have all the card in this game. You could tell before the rivalry game this year that Kristo was definitely nervous. I think that the game took a huge emotional toll on him. If he won't play this year, it is unlikely that he will play the game during the next 6 years, Unless Rose agrees to a 2-1 deal or similar. He knows that BYU will have the most talented teams in the next 6 years. There is really no benefit for him to risk getting beat. It's obvious that Kristo and Hill have been looking for an exit to the series. The fighting excuse is pretty opaque to most savy sports fans and sports media, but Emery's punch (as weak as it was) provided the perfect excuse. If Kristo is nervous about coming to Provo next season, the pressure on him will only increase every year thereafter. That is why he won't be back to the marriott. I expect that he will move on to another program.

    Now if you only think that this will cost Utah 80K for the buyout then you don't understand how big this is for the State, the region and to Utah politicians. From talking to a legislator, it may be a little more difficult to get funding for some of Utahs capital projects in the coming sessions. Of course Utah has a lot of money but Utah also spends (wastes) a lot of money. This decision will cost them a bit more than they have calculated.
    http://www.cougarboard.com/boa rd/message. html?id=15251913


    This gem has it all -

    *Larry K and Utah are nervous and scared to play the WCC powerhouse that is BYU.

    *It is already an established fact that the Final Four bound Lone Peak All-stars would sleepwalk to dominating victories over the Runnin' Utes.

    *Larry K is so scared of BYU and the Marriott Center that he will never coach a game in Provo again.

    *Larry will literally change jobs to get out of the state of Utah, just to avoid the certain death that is stepping on the court against the mighty Cougars of Provo.

    *The Mormon Mafia will use the legislature to financially damage the state's flagship university if the U doesn't get on its knees and fellate the LDS church's college basketball program.



    I get a ton of pleasure out of the fact that unconstitutional political corruption is the only potential leverage BYU has over Utah in 2016, and even their craziest fans know it. "We should have the gerrymandered LDS state legislature threaten to defund a public university if they don't bow to the athletic desires of a private religious school!" Everything about that is so typical of the way this state is ran that I half expect it happen.

    The Big 12 is wise not to get in bed with such corrupt sociopathic zealots and the U would be wise to sever ties once and for all.

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    Sometimes life makes no sense.

    by TheBaron
    2015-12-10 18:05:13

    2015 body of work -

    Tackles:
    Jaylon Smith - 113
    Gionni Paul - 109

    TFL:
    Jaylon Smith - 9 for -25 yards
    Gionni Paul - 12.5 for -42 yards

    Sacks:
    Jaylon Smith - 1 for -8 yards
    Gionni Paul - 3 for -21 yards

    Fumbles Forced:
    Jaylon Smith - 1
    Gionni Paul - 2

    Fumble Recoveries:
    Jaylon Smith - 2 for 17 yards, 0 TDs
    Gionni Paul - 3 for 54 yards, 1 TD

    Interceptions:
    Jaylon Smith - 0 for 0 yards, 0 TDs
    Gionni Paul - 4 for 30 yards, 0 TDs

    And the 2015 Dick Butkus Award for the nation's best linebacker goes to...

    Jaylon Smith, Notre Dame

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    I've been holding onto this one for a while, but now seems as good of a time as any to post it.

    by TheBaron
    2015-12-09 16:33:52

    These are the bubble dwelling, arrested development mental midgets that Utah's coaching staff has to outsmart on the 19th. I like our odds.





    Before anybody asks, no; I am not a 3D artist for Pixar. Sadly, this footage is very real, not staged, and all parties involved were dead sober. If Utah loses to these guys, the entire coaching staff should be forced to walk home ass naked.

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    There are many possible outcomes for the game tonight, but the most likely outcome is Utah cruising to 3 in a row.

    by TheBaron
    2015-12-02 15:12:28

    People have been giving BYU-Provo far too much credit. Here are BYU-Provo's opponent rankings according to Ken Pom -

    Utah Valley - 335
    Long Beach State - 206
    Mississippi Valley State - 349
    Belmont - 90

    Provo's current SOS? 345 out of 351 total D1 basketball teams. If that doesn't sound crazy enough, they actually lost to #206 Long Beach State.

    BYU-Provo's best win came at home against #90 Belmont. Belmont has also lost games to Arizona State and Evansville.

    But wait! There's more! Their game in Provo against Mississippi Valley State - yes; 0-8, ranked #349 out of 351 teams, Mississippi Valley State - went down to the wire. It was a 5 point game with 30 seconds to go.

    Folks, BYU-Provo is not a good basketball team this year.

    Utah, on the other hand, has several key players that have inexplicably played like hot garbage, yet has managed to go 5-1 against:

    Southern Utah - 316
    San Diego State - 44
    Texas Tech - 78
    Miami - 17
    Temple - 64
    Idaho State - 330

    While not exactly murderers row outside of Miami, Utah has actually played against and been tested by real competition. The odds are tonight's game isn't going to be nearly as close as many of you are assuming. If the players that tore it up last season but look like hot garbage this season actually show up to play tonight, it will be a blow out.

    I see only two ways BYU-Provo wins this game:

    1) Poeltl gets into deep foul trouble very early in the game, forcing Utah to sit him for multiple 10+ minute stretches. BYU-Provo is now able to absolutely dominate inside with rebound and put back after rebound and put back, winning in a close one.

    2) One of the Provo allstars goes absolutely incredible hulk, Steph Curry unconscious and has literally the game of his life; hitting stepback 3s through the double team from 5 feet behind the arc, making out of control scoop shots under the defender while falling down 15 feet from the basket, etc. en route to a 30+ point performance.

    Barring those two scenarios or something unforeseen and outlandish, Utah is about 7 hours away from 3 in a row.

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    When I listen to KW talk about the Utes, he sounds exactly like most Ute fans - beyond frustrated with the offensive incompetence to the point he wants to scream and start smashing $#!+.

    by TheBaron
    2015-11-28 14:16:25

    The difference is that it's Ute fans' job to get drunk and have a good time, while it's literally Kyle's job to fix the offense regardless of whatever excuses are out there. He's clearly as frustrated with the offense as we are and yet he's been woefully incapable of fixing the offense. New year, same shit and he knows it better than anybody.

    That should piss me off, but instead it softens my perspective of Kyle. He really is trying his hardest to fix the offense and he's drowning like a quadriplegic in the Mariana Trench without a life jacket.

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    This is me watching Gionni Paul play football:

    by TheBaron
    2015-11-08 03:24:48



    What blows my mind is that when Norris is healthy, Gionni is probably only the second best LB on the team. At the same time, Gionni is probably a top 3 all-time LB at Utah. How in the Gayle "Clit Dozer" Ruzicka did we manage to get 2 of the top 3 all-time Utah LB's on the same team?!?!

    It's a crazy, crazy world we live in when Utah's strongest position group is LB.

    Our D-line is nationally elite. Our secondary is nasty. At the same time, our LBs are several steps better than both.


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    College Football Playoff committee? Pffft. Everybody knows that Weighted Win Paths is the only methodology America can trust.

    by TheBaron
    2015-11-03 22:28:54

    http://football.kislanko.com/2015/WWP_cur rent.html



    I'm pretty sure this utilizes the same methodology that God used to create the universe. Is there a math nerd on here that cares to break down the formula and give their opinion?

    Methodology

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    Bad news for the Utes - neither Juju Smith nor Adoree Jackson are eligible to declare for the draft after this season.

    by TheBaron
    2015-10-31 15:17:24

    USC is going to be insane next year if they hire even a half decent coach. They are mind-blowingly stacked right now. Probably the most future first round draft picks of any team in the country.

    It's criminal that USC isn't challenging for the CFP every season. There are probably a couple dozen coaches that could coast that Ferrari into 11+ wins most years. Hopefully USC finds a way to screw it up and hires another Sark/Kiffen.

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    For those unaware, you can stream the NWTRU jumbotron feed:

    by TheBaron
    2015-10-21 18:45:56

    http://pac-12.com/live/university-utah

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    I visited a couple ASU message boards and cougarbored for what I call Schadenfreude Sunday.

    by TheBaron
    2015-10-18 20:29:05

    The buzzword on cougarbored right now? "Lucky".

    Most posters can't for the life of them figure out how Utah keeps getting so "lucky". Of course, if you watch every game with a sincere belief that Utah is overrated and that every opponent is clearly, undeniably superior to Utah, I can see why you'd think it's crazy that the inferior team keeps winning every single week.

    An intelligent person would realize that they had severely underrated the supposedly inferior team and be forced to admit to its superiority. A moron chalks it all up to "luck" and continues to repeat the same mistake week after week. BYU-P fans are mostly morons, so every other post over there has the word 'luck' worked into it multiple times.

    Of course, the two luckiest plays I've seen all season were close your eyes and say a prayer Hail Marys and both happened to involve a certain parochial school, in back-to-back weeks, against blah opponents that turned out not to be nearly as good as was assumed at the time. If it wasn't for some incredible, almost unheard of luck, said parochial school would have started the season 0-4.

    You have to appreciate the irony of the fans of arguably the luckiest program in the 2015 college football season pointing their fingers at arguably the #1 program in the 2015 college football season and shouting luck. It's a classic case of psychological projection; also known as every damn day on cougarbored. All you can do is laugh at these ass clowns and keep it moving. 0% chance they will ever get it. That fan base is a black hole of cognitive dissonance.

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    Just walked to RES with dozens of Ute tribe members. More than half were wearing drum and feather gear that clearly wasn't purchased this season.

    by TheBaron
    2015-10-17 19:39:21

    Sometimes liberal white people need to stop trying to decide what's best for the rest of us.

    Freedom. 'Merica. Ute proud.

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    I hate... loathe... DETEST when religion is shoehorned into college football.

    by TheBaron
    2015-10-09 15:47:17

    I'm not talking about the Mormon choir singing "Utah Man" (although I do find a choir of teetotalers singing a drinking song somewhat amusing), but rather the response it elicits from LDS Utes, non-LDS Utes, and the zoobies. It's unfortunate - understandable, but unfortunate nonetheless - that a large number of people around the state can't just listen to it and say "that's a very talented choir singing an interesting rendition of 'Utah Man'" and move on.

    Instead, it makes some non-LDS Utes think "Oh, great. Another log on the bonfire of misconceptions about the demographics of Utah." It confuses some LDS Utes into falling for the zoob trap of mixing football pride with religious pride. It leads to gnashing of teeth from the zoobies that see it as a slap in the face for their choir to support such a filthy, vile "anti-Mormon" university.

    Why can't football just be about football and religion about religion? Is there any other place in the country where religion constantly gets shoehorned into secular places and events that it has no business being shoehorned into?

    There is one thing I am certain we can all agree on - all the blame lies with BYU-Provo and its horrible fan base that takes every possible opportunity to shoehorn religion into %^#@!ing EVERYTHING. If we woke up tomorrow to news that BYU-P and all of the zoobs had been wiped from the face of the earth, the mixing of religion and football would disappear with them. Utes of every creed, color, and conviction would be better off for it.

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    As I type this, Coach Krystko is discussing basketball recruiting in an hour long forum at the Hinkley Institute of Politics.

    by TheBaron
    2015-09-16 12:08:48

    The U is streaming it live on periscope. Click the link below to watch.

    https://www.periscope.tv/w/aMmljjkwODE4Nz h8MVBsS1FSYnJSbFpHRRusRY0hKhe0Q5vBjcoo2t4 g -zYyDCfoFJ6JKli6zuAF

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    If you consider all positions to be of equal value (obviously, they are not), Norris is probably the best player on the team.

    by TheBaron
    2015-09-11 20:35:53

    This game is turning into one of the most costly in a long time, and on top of that we are playing slow, dumb, and timid. WTF is going on?

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    We look terrible.

    by TheBaron
    2015-09-11 19:56:11

    Thankfully there are still 3 quarters to turn that around.

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    The ratings are in for the opening week of CFB.

    by TheBaron
    2015-09-08 12:31:18

    In spite of Utah/Michigan being on FS1 and BYU-P/Nebraska being a national broadcast on ABC with no competing split or mirror game, UU/UM still outdrew NU/BY. One game was an all-time record for its network while the other game drew less than half of the ratings drawn by the same time slot last year. The "national fan base" must have been napping.

    http://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2015/09/c ollege-football-ratings-espn-fs1-michigan- utah-overnights/

    http://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2015/09/c ollege-football-ratings-abc-byu-nebraska-e spn-tamu-asu-nascar-xfinity-nbc/

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    I like Utah football.

    by TheBaron
    2015-08-07 16:52:32

    I like rewatching last season's games as the new season approaches. I like breaking down all of the plays in slo-mo and critiquing various aspects as I see fit.

    If you like to watch Utah football, utahman3431 has created a torrent archive of dozens and dozens of games, including every single game since we joined the PAC-12.

    Visit http://uofu.bobsonlineworld.net/
    and use password: utevids

    Send utahman3431 flowers (but not through ProFlowers.com) and a nice card to let him know how much Utes everywhere appreciate him. If flowers aren't your thing, there is a donate button at the top of the page where you can donate via Paypal.

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    An unexpected update for anybody that remembers my breakdown of the rules surrounding full cost of attendance stipends and how BYU-Provo is beholden to the WCC due to Title IX:

    by TheBaron
    2015-06-11 14:02:31

    I think this is my original post on the subject if anybody doesn't know what I'm talking about -

    http://www.utefans.net/message.php?id=163 5317#message1635317

    Everything I wrote that wasn't a prediction was and still is 100% accurate. BYU-P is totally and completely beholden to the WCC when it comes to adopting P5 measures with Title IX implications, which most definitely includes COA stipends.

    I recently had a chance conversation with a WCC AD, so naturally I took the opportunity to talk to him about COA stipends and the WCC's plan. Unfortunately, he told me the WCC voted a couple of months ago to allow member schools to pay COA stipends at their discretion as long as Title IX requirements are followed. (After which BYU-P promptly did that whole "$4,500/yr" PR blitz.) His school doesn't have the budget to simply pay all athletes in all sports, so he's planning on paying COA stipends only to men's basketball and to the equivalent number of women athletes in order to comply with Title IX.

    He said they are "very much aware" that BYU-Provo plans on paying all athletes in all sports and he agrees that it will give BYU-Provo additional competitive advantages in any sport that schools in the WCC decide not to match, but he said that ultimately he and the other ADs decided they'd rather have BYU-Provo gain an advantage in some minor non-revenue sports than block all COA stipends and let "the entire country" get an additional advantage over the WCC in men's basketball. Essentially, the silly idea of keeping WCC men's basketball "competitive" with the P5 sealed the deal for BYU-Provo being permitted by the WCC to pay COA stipends across the board.

    Some WCC schools are planning on paying COA stipends to a lot more than just basketball, but some are going bare bones, which will keep costs extremely low. (Just 13 men's basketball players and 13 equivalent women's scholarships = 26 x stipend amount.) All WCC schools are planning on paying COA stipends to at least men's basketball and the Title IX equivalent.

    I have to say that he seemed frustrated when I brought up BYU-Provo and their many "advantages" over the rest of the WCC, but he did what you'd expect an AD to do and claimed he has "some exciting plans" to keep his department competitive. I got the impression that BYU-P frustrates the WCC ADs, but ultimately the WCC benefits enough to make their smug entitlement worth it for the time being.

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    PSA of the day:

    by TheBaron
    2015-05-20 12:49:41

    I've seen multiple posts today about the BYU fraudsters (redundant) that refer to their alma maters as "BYU and BYU-I" or "BYU and BYU-Idaho". In the future, I suggest calling them "BYU-P and BYU-I" or "BYU-Provo and BYU-Idaho". I recently discovered that referring to The Zoo as BYU-P or BYU-Provo drives nearly all zoobs absolutely bonkers, like you made a sexually explicit comment about a messy three way with their wife and mother.

    I am going to make an effort to start adding "P" or "Provo" to the end of BYU every time I type it and I suggest that all able-bodied Utes do the same. It just feels like the right thing to do. We wouldn't want any confusion about which location of BYU the person attended, seeing how BYU-Idaho and BYU-Hawaii are equal partners in the BYU university system.

    As far as I can tell, it drives zoobs nuts because going to BYU-P is about feeling "better" than everybody else; especially the plebeian LDS that "couldn't get in" at BYU-Provo like God's chosen did and therefore are forever second class for going to BYU-I or any other university. Calling it BYU-Provo implies some level of equality with BYU-Idaho and BYU-Hawaii, and nobody goes to BYU-Provo to feel equal, gosh darnit.

    Going to BYU-P is about the LDS community knowing that you are special; you are chosen; you made it through the absurdly inflated admissions requirements and received an average undergraduate education at the world's largest and heaviest chaperoned 4 year speed dating event, where every participant has been pre-screened to ensure that they share your religion, your recessive genetics, and your enmity for independent thought.

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    All of the cougarbored links posted today inspired me to read a few threads and drink some cougar tears.

    by TheBaron
    2015-05-06 21:19:41

    After browsing for awhile, it's clear that none of them understand how the new full cost of attendance stipends work. They clearly think that every athlete in the country currently gets the same amount of money and these stipends are basically "extra", so a larger stipend equals a larger monthly check than schools with a lower stipend amount.

    They are crowing that they will "pay" athletes $3,000/yr "more" than USC. ($4,500/yr full COA stipend at BYU vs. $1,500/yr full COA stipend at USC.) What they don't seem to understand is that after full COA stipends go into effect, USC athletes will still get quite a bit more cash every month than BYU athletes, largely due to the cost of living gap between Los Angeles and Provo.

    BYU will be adding $4,500/yr to the amount that athletes currently get paid at BYU and USC will be adding $1,500/yr to the amount that athletes currently get paid at USC. When you add $1,500/yr to USC's current scholarship amount, USC athletes will still get a significantly larger check each month than what BYU will athletes will receive after adding $4,500/yr to what BYU athletes currently get paid.

    They need to think of it like this - a zoob makes $15/hr and is getting a $4.50/hr raise. The office jerk makes $25/hr and is getting a $1.50/hr raise. The zoob's raise is significantly larger than the office jerk's, but the jerk is still going to make quite a bit more money than the zoob after the raises go into effect.

    I thought BYU's accounting program is supposed to be elite. How are they all so confused by fairly simple math involving fairly simple numbers?

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    Uh oh. Utah's new basketball commit is light skinned with cornrows.

    by TheBaron
    2015-05-06 14:08:58





    Expect two more years of zoobs making "totally not racist" Brittney Griner jokes about players that don't look like Brittney Griner. They can differentiate between 124 different shades of blonde hair and 82 gradient levels of alabaster skin opacity, but light skinned + braids or cornrows = Brittney Griner.



    Enjoy this collage of athletes that look just like Brittney Griner according to BYU fans:



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    I should have known this months ago, but I didn't. One of my favorite skiers died in an avalanche in Chile back in September.

    by TheBaron
    2015-04-30 03:12:31

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    I can't be the only one that thought of this video while watching Ole Miss throw down hammer dunk after hammer dunk after alley-oop hammer dunk against the zoo last night:

    by TheBaron
    2015-03-18 13:52:31







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    The "Bull$#!+ Foul" disparity is now +12 Arizona. No, I'm not joking at all. I've been keeping track.

    by TheBaron
    2015-02-28 21:14:58

    Arizona has been called for two that were bullshit upon video review. Utah has been called for fourteen bullshit fouls. Seriously - fourteen. This is fucking done. Refs decided the game. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT! %$#! #@^^ &%%# @%%# &*&% ^^&$ ^$%@ %^#$ !$%% #@%^ &%^# *%&$ &$%%!

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    Outscore Arizona by 2 points over 20 minutes inside the Huntsman Center to win a PAC-12 championship?

    by TheBaron
    2015-02-28 20:15:49

    Utah can do this. I'm taking the Utes in the second half.

    Moments like this are what it takes if Utah wants to win conference championships in a high major conference.

    Everything is in Utah's favor. No excuses. Not even these piss poor refs.

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    Refs for tonight: Bob Staffen, Larry Spaulding, and Dave Hall.

    by TheBaron
    2015-02-28 18:16:53

    Not sure how I feel about that.

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    PacHoops breaks down the Utes:

    by TheBaron
    2015-02-28 13:30:24

    http://pachoops.com/2015/02/everything-yo u-need-to-know-about-utah-whats-apl/

    PacHoops points out some things about the Utes that you probably already know, but also some things that you wouldn't expect. There are a couple things about the Utes that are strikingly unique among their highly ranked, defense first peers. Good read to get into the game day mood.

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    Well $#!+.

    by TheBaron
    2015-02-22 15:21:41

    My updated PAC-12 championship odds:

    Outright champions - 1%

    Shared championship - 40%

    2nd place - 59%


    Beat Oregon today and it's probably:

    Outright champions - 40%

    Shared championship - 55%

    2nd place - 5%

    They probably don't realize it right now, but the Utes gave something away today that they will likely remember for the rest of their lives.

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    $#!+ just got real. This isn't funny on any level anymore.

    by TheBaron
    2015-02-12 17:46:49

    According to a court affidavit filed for the arrest warrant, West, 18, is accused of sexually assaulting the complainant, a female, who had allegedly been summoned to the home by West through a website that solicits escort and other services, with the expectation that she would receive $160 for the call.

    The police report and court documents allege that West brandished a large silver kitchen knife in the garage after the pair moved from a bedroom because a family member had returned home. Court documents state that West placed the knife against the complainant's neck and demanded sexual favors, which she eventually performed after an attempt to defend herself with a "small dagger" she pulled from her boot was unsuccessful.

    (updated article)

    I have no idea how he's not being charged with solicitation or sexual assault/rape, but jesus lord this is bad. One has to imagine even BYU won't attempt to spin its way out of this one. I will be shocked if the kid ever suits up for the zoo. Terrible situation for all parties involved.

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    On their knees, mouths fully salivated, ready to service all takers.
    (2 days ago, 4 stars)

    If by "most important", you mean least important, then sure.
    (5 days ago, 6 stars)

    He's being TIC. Only the most delusional of LDS faithful will argue that the LDS Church doesn't conspire with its gerrymandered politicians to influence the laws and government in Utah.
    (5 days ago, 8 stars)

    Either Oregon is going to the Final Four this year or Utah might not be tournament worthy.
    (7 days ago, 1 stars)

    I hope this post isn't serious.
    (8 days ago, 5 stars)

    To be fair, you come across as fairly currency ignorant in your posts on the subject. The rabbit hole goes deep, but it is quite circular in this case, eliminating most of your concerns along the way.
    (8 days ago, 2 stars)

    Except Jackson Kaufusi really didn't have a Utah scholarship offer when he "flipped". Utah wanted him to greyshirt when he got back from his mission. The truth is painful in Provo.
    (11 days ago, 1 stars)

    It's us. #UteGang
    (11 days ago, 2 stars)

    Kid has some damn impressive highlights. If he was 3 inches taller, he'd have had FSU and the Gators after him for sure.
    (11 days ago, 1 stars)

    I usually find your perspective to be far beyond mere optimism, often bordering on full blown mania, but in this case I believe you are a lot closer to the truth than the average Ute fan.
    (19 days ago, 7 stars)

    The mission thing didn't work out for Kyle Christiansen. He was already on the team in 2015 and AFAIK he's expected to still be on the team in 2016.
    (19 days ago, 2 stars)

    It would be nice if he flips, but "don't get your hopes up" would be dramatically understating how unlikely the odds are.
    (19 days ago, 8 stars)

    The U =/= Salt Lake City.
    (24 days ago, 1 stars)

    Are you being serious? My time at the U/living in SLC was anything but how you are describing it.
    (24 days ago, 14 stars)

    You either need some serious therapy to help you manage your hallucinations and reconnect you to reality or you are a zoob troll trying to manufacture controversy where none exists.
    (24 days ago, 43 stars)

    annarbor is right about this one. Mique is only visiting BYU-Provo because of "the calling".
    (25 days ago, 2 stars)

    If by "swoops in two weeks before signing day", you mean May of 2015.
    (27 days ago, 8 stars)

    As usual, you have no idea WTF you are talking about. He had offers from multiple SEC schools and even scheduled official visits with them before Utah ever offered him.
    (27 days ago, 9 stars)

    Big surprise. You have a bad feeling about everything that is in any way related to the Utes.
    (27 days ago, 31 stars)

    Are you talking about the letter to the editor in the Tribune that was written by a self-proclaimed "graduate of the University of Utah"? That guy was definitively exposed as a zoob super fan trying to mislead people.
    (32 days ago, 0 stars)

    The logic behind this is crazy simple.
    (32 days ago, 3 stars)

    Barron Hilton (no relation) started the Chargers in LA to get the AFL charter and then immediately moved them to San Diego as soon as the first season ended.
    (33 days ago, 1 stars)

    Prohibitively expensive? It would very likely be completely free.
    (33 days ago, 11 stars)

    Both schools should be ashamed? I haven't seen anything over the line from the Utah side, be it fans, players, or coaches.
    (34 days ago, 11 stars)

    They don't show up because most of them are proud Utah-hating zoobs.
    (34 days ago, 5 stars)

    This is the post of 2016 so far and will likely remain so for awhile.
    (35 days ago, 8 stars)

    Hughes is a Mormon Republican in a shameless theocracy. He is #%!@ing invincible and he knows it. He could probably strangle an underaged hooker and get reelected.
    (38 days ago, 7 stars)

    No need to infer. Holmoe was **100% for sure** fully notified more than a month ago. He kept it in his back pocket to opportunistically release at the most advantageous moment.
    (38 days ago, 2 stars)

    The vast majority of posts on cougarbored about Emery punching Taylor were and still are congratulatory/celebratory; saying Taylor deserved it, saying they wish it was a cleaner/harder shot, etc.
    (38 days ago, 15 stars)

    Right now is simply too entertaining NOT to spend a few minutes laughing at cougarbored until your sides hurt.
    (39 days ago, 11 stars)

    Honestly, it's going to cost them a lot more than what you might think.
    (39 days ago, 13 stars)

    If BYU-Provo would have canceled the game it would have made me ecstatic.
    (39 days ago, 4 stars)

    I don't think some of our fans realize how ridiculously talented Bolles is. There is a 99.9% chance he will start at LT game one of next season.
    (40 days ago, 5 stars)

    Three years to play two.
    (40 days ago, 1 stars)

    Grades and motivation. Things were rough for him in high school, but he turned his life around when a neighborhood family took him in off the street.
    (40 days ago, 13 stars)

    Please stop spreading the completely false rumor about Whitt reaching out to Jamaal Williams.
    (40 days ago, 34 stars)

    You can calm down. The whole thing is a lie being spread by BYU-Provo propagandists trying to create the illusion that Utah wishes it could have BYU-P's players. Utah never contacted the kid.
    (40 days ago, 2 stars)

    When your goal is to antagonize people for the "mistake" of disagreeing with your extremely unorthodox religious beliefs, you are unquestionably a massive douchebag.
    (41 days ago, 18 stars)

    Calling for his job?! I have been a vocal proponent of Scalley to DC for as long as this has been part of Whit's long term plan; i.e. several years.
    (41 days ago, 5 stars)

    Again with the persecution complex. You are on a roll today.
    (41 days ago, 23 stars)

    I'm still not 100% sure if you are a zoob that is pretending to be the worst possible Ute fan caricature invented on cougarbored or if you really are just an ignorant, self-loathing Utah fan that expresses his "fandom" via relentless negativity.
    (43 days ago, 11 stars)

    The "4 star QB" talk was typical dishonest zoob PR spin.
    (46 days ago, 6 stars)

    BYU-Provo offering Torre was always a head scratcher. Obviously their new staff didn't see a scholarship worthy QB and cut him loose ASAP.
    (46 days ago, 0 stars)

    When you look at objective facts instead of nostalgic sentiment, it's a lot easier to argue that Bronco was the most successful BYU HC of all time than it is to argue in favor of LaVell.
    (46 days ago, 9 stars)

    Yes.
    (48 days ago, 1 stars)

    I confused two separate numbers and the 90% non-LDS figure is incorrect.
    (48 days ago, 0 stars)

    Here is the reaction of any non-LDS recruits that visit UF.N and see your post:
    (48 days ago, 14 stars)

    To be fair, Lamb has the most impressive resume of any coach on BYU's staff, Sitake included.
    (50 days ago, 2 stars)

    Category #3 has been growing WAY too fast. Hopefully the Zoo's sure thing back-to-back Heismans and back-to-back CFP championships will be enough of a draw to cleanse our fan base.
    (52 days ago, 2 stars)

    You must be LDS and therefore surrounded by zoobs, because you are clearly caught up in their irrational exuberance.
    (52 days ago, 9 stars)

    I hope so, but I won't believe it until I see it. Hype is just hype. We'll know more by the end of spring.
    (53 days ago, 1 stars)

    If you think he would have started at DT for Utah next season, you are on PCP, crack, and meth all at once.
    (53 days ago, 17 stars)

    You must not follow recruiting very closely. Utah gets multiple players with offer lists like that most cycles.
    (53 days ago, 3 stars)

    Dude is a headache and a half and loves attention more than competing for playing time. I'll be shocked if he turns into a big time player for the Zoo.
    (53 days ago, 4 stars)

    In all seriousness, though, this is correct. Ole Miss is paying recruits the most of any dirty program in the country right now.
    (53 days ago, 5 stars)

    A player in his situation could also sit at home and pull his dick until it has been 365 days since he left his previous program.
    (53 days ago, 0 stars)

    I don't get your point. He wasn't court ordered to play basketball for Utah State, so he is free to leave at any time for any reason.
    (54 days ago, 4 stars)

    This is a really stupid post, considering you have zero personal knowledge about Collette's character and yet you've taken it upon yourself to make denigrating statements and question his integrity.
    (54 days ago, 7 stars)

    Every time you see a rain cloud in the sky, I imagine that you turn to your cats and say "The apocalypse is nigh. Prepare for Armageddon!"
    (55 days ago, 11 stars)

    While probably not as successful as Pease, with Utah's roster and Whit at the helm Kalani would have been pretty damn successful as Utah's DC this year.
    (55 days ago, 5 stars)

    I don't care if you get there by unicorn wishes and gumdrop dreams. 10 wins in the PAC-12, with an OOC victory over a soon to be top 10 team, deserves a fat pay raise.
    (57 days ago, 7 stars)

    Damn straight. No point in spending the night doing anything other than celebrating. Eat my salami, Duke!
    (57 days ago, 8 stars)

    Ute fans have no idea. I have it on better than good authority that BYU-P's players and staff spent more time prepping for this game than any game in BYU-P history. This was more than their super bowl and then some.
    (57 days ago, 5 stars)

    Bookmark this post and we'll see who knows what. Utah's offense will be significantly more productive next season.
    (57 days ago, 0 stars)

    I'm fairly sure his team lost today.
    (57 days ago, 11 stars)

    Whit is a brilliant football coach and exactly 100%, to the millionth decimal point, in agreement with the fan base about the offense.
    (57 days ago, 3 stars)

    No matter how many times he struggles in big games, Loveridge will always be an all-time favorite Ute. Every single Ute that ever meets him should shake his hand and tell him how grateful they are.
    (57 days ago, 2 stars)

    Is this your first game watching Reyes?
    (57 days ago, 5 stars)

    I have seen the future and the future is now!
    (59 days ago, 2 stars)

    Some random, off the cuff thoughts -
    (60 days ago, 14 stars)

    SMH. Some of our fans are more gullible than a doTerra customer.
    (60 days ago, 12 stars)

    In case you missed it, Covey's brother and his dad publicly confirmed the entirety of that post is cougarbored lies and bull$#!+.
    (61 days ago, 7 stars)

    Do you really have to ask when the list was created by BYU-Provo fanboys?
    (62 days ago, 8 stars)

    It makes sense that he'd look 38 at 22 because he looked 26 when he was 15.
    (62 days ago, 1 stars)

    Why would an openly gay man want to give an economic blow job to anti-gay bigots?
    (62 days ago, 10 stars)

    You think his price is reasonable? Just wait a few more days.
    (62 days ago, 8 stars)

    Not at all. You are looking for specific answers about a specific recruit in a general post covering dozens of recruits and years of unfounded UF.N recruiting angst.
    (63 days ago, 0 stars)

    The freak out on UF.N over kids "moving on" towards the end of every recruiting cycle as Utah upgrades its recruiting class is funny to watch.
    (63 days ago, 6 stars)

    Arizona didn't "steal him away from us." Utah is Neves dream school. The fact that he's going somewhere other than his dream school tells you everything you need to know about what happened.
    (63 days ago, 1 stars)

    Miami is SIGNIFICANTLY better than Wichita State and Utah played the Hurricanes tougher.
    (64 days ago, 0 stars)

    Probably never know? I'm going with definitely never know, because that's the way BYU-Provo likes it.
    (64 days ago, 3 stars)

    RE: Here's to hoping that the Heisman Trust has a better grasp on this.
    (66 days ago, 2 stars)

    Sometimes life makes no sense.
    (66 days ago, 7 stars)

    Meh. Is anybody outside of Provo really gullible enough to believe this is anything other than a weak attempt at a joke by Fox?
    (66 days ago, 2 stars)

    "A lot of P5 schools"? Make a list. If you are being at all objective, I guarantee that list won't have anything close to 32+ P5 schools on it like the zoob claimed it would.
    (66 days ago, 1 stars)

    EVERYTHING.
    (67 days ago, 5 stars)

    I've heard rumors that there is some pretty extreme subsidization and shady accounting going on in Provo right now.
    (67 days ago, 3 stars)

    I've been holding onto this one for a while, but now seems as good of a time as any to post it.
    (67 days ago, 3 stars)

    Counting former LDS members as current LDS members and simply calling them "inactive" is something I don't understand about Mormons.
    (67 days ago, 6 stars)

    Whit's relationship with Hill is not even 1/10th as bad as the local media makes it out to be. They have had spats and disagreements, but it's nothing in the ballpark of what people have been (mis)led to believe.
    (68 days ago, 1 stars)

    RE: Are you saying Gordon Monson is either dead wrong or simply trying to create controversy?
    (68 days ago, 0 stars)

    To all the people that are 99.999% confident that it won't happen, but have that 0.001% chance eating at them, allow me to relieve you of your kernel of doubt.
    (68 days ago, 4 stars)

    That guy has a lot of vocal similarities to Gordon Monson trying to disguise his voice. Just sayin...
    (69 days ago, 5 stars)

    Only 5K? Interesting. I was not aware of this.
    (69 days ago, 1 stars)

    In yet another direct #%!@ you to Utah, the entire stadium less Utah's meager 7,500 Crimson Club allotment was pre-sold to zoobs.
    (69 days ago, 3 stars)

    A 2 loss, non-champion Alabama isn't getting in over a 2 loss conference champion Stanford. Alabama losing would open the door for two PAC-12 NY6 spots, which would make the Vegas Bowl literally impossible, which would make 90+% of Utes very happy.
    (71 days ago, 3 stars)

    I think Virginia is right and I expect BYU-Provo to struggle mightily to replicate Bronco's level of success.
    (71 days ago, 2 stars)

    This is the single most depressing post I have ever read on Utefans.
    (72 days ago, 11 stars)

    Taking the field via a 3 point stance isn't a Broncoism. That gem comes courtesy of the always brilliant Robert Anae.
    (72 days ago, 1 stars)

    His contract is more like $500K/yr more than Whittingham's. Kyle makes $2.6M/yr BEFORE bonuses.
    (72 days ago, 0 stars)

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