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Are there any good midnight shows at the multiplex in Syracuse tonight?
by Tacoma Ute 2013-05-23 15:48:10
http://fox13now.com/2013/05/23/six-arrest ed-in-live-sex-show-bust/
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It must be a nightmare to be a Cowboys fan. Jerry and Stephen Jones are carrying the torch for Al Davis.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-27 23:05:42
http://thelandryhat.com/2013/04/26/cowboy s-first-round-draft-grade-f/
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There will be a spike in wacking off in Utah county tonight.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-25 18:58:04
Good for Ziggy though. I like the kid.
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It would be great to get this kid in 2016. He's gonna have offers from every major school in the land.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-21 18:36:46
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/161220 5-seventh-woods-video-watch-14-year-old-ba sketball-sensations-epic-highlights
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Hopefully the Junk Yard Dog somes back next year. Hopefully we get a coach who will put him in the game.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-18 20:07:43
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/blogsjazznot es/56180557-62/carroll-season-jazz-think.h tml.csp
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Any effort expended to follow the Jazz is....
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-17 19:48:22
...masochistic, sysyphean, absurd, aimless, around in circles, fruitless, futile, going nowhere, impotent, in vicious circle, inane, inconsequential, ineffective, ineffectual, insignificant, irrelevant, meaningless, needle in haystack, nongermane, nonsensical, not pertinent, on treadmill, powerless, purportless, remote, silly, stupid, trivial, unavailing, uninteresting, unnecessary, unproductive, unprofitable, useless, vague, vain, and worthless.
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Jazz to playoffs?
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-17 17:40:25
Do the Jazz manage a win at Memphis tonight?
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Cross country coach says bomb sniffing dogs were at the start and finish lines for announced "drill".
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-15 16:16:37
http://www.local15tv.com/mostpopular/stor y/UM-Coach-Bomb-Sniffing-Dogs-Were-at-Star t-Finish/BrirjAzFPUKKN8z6eSDJEA.cspx
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NASA may have found the failed Soviet Mars 3 craft which stopped transmitting after 14.5 seconds in 1971.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-14 17:15:11
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar ticle-2308239/Nasa-photos-reveal-Mars-cras h-site-Soviet-spacecraft-went-dark-1971.ht ml
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Great song from when I was 10
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-10 02:07:38
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I know the NBA isn't what it's used to be but tonight's Jazz/Warriors game was great.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-07 21:13:28
I watched the Warriors' feed and their announcers had nothing but praise for the Jazz. They did make one point though. Derrick Favors' talent demands that he play 40 minutes a game. When will Ty get the memo?
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NCAA tourney one hit wonders
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-04 12:24:49
http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/list/2013 03/ncaa-basketball-tournament-one-hit-wond ers-pittsnogle-arceneaux#12
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April Fools joke.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-01 15:32:01
The Seattle Mariners will win the AL West.
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{Edit, link added} Seahawks trade Matt Flynn to Oakland for 2 future draft picks. The Raiders are finalizing a deal to send Carson Palmer to Arizona.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-04-01 13:26:35
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10000001 56329/article/matt-flynn-traded-by-seahaw k s-to-oakland-raiders
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It sounds like the Raiders are going to deal for Matt Flynn. They are just finalizing the details.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-31 12:49:19
Obviously Denver is the favorite in the AFC West but the battle for 2nd place could get interesting with Flynn in Oakland, Alex in KC and no more Norv Turner in San Diego.
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Go Weber State!
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-30 18:04:26
http://www.watchcollegeinsider.com/liveEv ents/liveEvents.dbml?db_oem_id=29600
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Iraq through the optimistic eyes of the young and innovative.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-30 08:18:05
http://shakomako.net/ http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/2013031 80525-0022618
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Best UFO song ever. Well, maybe not but it's my favorite.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-29 18:40:38
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You Efff Oh!
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-29 18:30:22
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Tony Romo, the next Jake Heaps..er Jake Heaps, the next Tony Romo. Hell, I dunno.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-29 18:10:11
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Tony Romo signs a 6 year 108 million dollar contract (55 mil guaranted)! Bwaaaaaahaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaa aaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! :)
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-29 16:32:31
*pinches self, finds I am not dreaming, rolls around floor laughing hysterically and exulting with glee*
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Amazing video of girrafes fighting.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-27 11:42:07
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/africa/ videos/violent-giraffe-fight.htm
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Great website full of links to tons of live streaming TV networks from all over the world.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-23 09:54:53
http://watch.squidtv.net/
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Today's games are beginning!
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-22 10:23:07
Go Albany
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Brice McCain signed a new 3 year $5.25 million contract with Houston with $2.25 million guaranteed. Edit--link added.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-21 02:19:24
http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2013 /03/brice-mccains-three-year-deal-worth-5- 25-million/
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I think Weber got hosed by the NIT. They hammered Cal Poly 85-43 tonight in the CIT. Cal Poly won at UCLA earlier this year.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-20 22:21:26
All CIT games are streamed live. Air Force and Hawaii are on late tonight.http://www.watchcollegeinsider.com/liveEv ents/liveEvents.dbml?db_oem_id=29600
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Weddle!
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-18 21:15:52
It's only Bleacher Report but...
Hands down, the best safety in the NFL when looking at coverage, tackling and run support. Weddle is a complete player who can thrive no matter the down and distance. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/144432 4-br-nfl-1000-2013-top-75-safeties/page/5 6
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Something just reminded me of perhaps the strangest stupidest cougarboard moment ever.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-17 10:45:30
After the 2011 game somebody over there said regarding Wynn's touchdown bomb to Dres that it was a bad pass but Dres was in the wrong place and that if it had been thrown accurately it would have been intercepted.
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Just trying to find some way to pass the time until tipoff. This took care of a few minutes.
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-15 15:46:16
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So I was poking around the net and I found that there are actually people who are picking the Cowboys to win the NFC East....no seriously....I'm not joking! Bwaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaa a!!!!
by Tacoma Ute 2013-03-15 02:49:15
Sorry jhill, I had to.
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Are there any good midnight shows at the multiplex in Syracuse tonight?
I've seen that somewhere before but I can't quite put my finger on it.
#%!@ Bush/Cheyney, Obama, Hillary, Bill, Daddy Bush, Nixon, Johnson, Prescott Bush and so on.
Not the actions of a mainstream republican? Good. There's hope for him.
I'm sure he's not saying believing global warming is anywhere near as egregious as beheadings or the holocaust. I'm sure all of you responding to '72 KNOW THAT. He's simply saying that popular support of a movement or idea doesn't...
The Tea Party has long been compromised by the mainstream elephants. It started out in opposition to The Creature from Jeckyll Island, the (so-called) Federal (so-called) Reserve.
CBS reported on it? Suddenly I have my doubts. ;)
I'd rather it go to none of the above.
I agree about Bush, Cheney and Rove. You're preaching to the choir. I despise the abuse of power and crookedness on both sides of the spectrum. I think the spectrum is in large part a mirage anyway. It keeps people arguing and engaging in...
Wait a minute! That post was far too reasonable! Please post it in a category more conducive to lucid sensible posts. That eliminates politics, religion, football, basketball........
Yes, we are being asked to believe that, er, told we must believe that and pay for it. At least they cancelled that ice age that was imminent back in the '70s.
Bush's illegal war was sickening as was Halliburton's profiteering. That doesn't excuse Al Gore's profiteering on the global warming hoax. Oh well, smile and pay your carbon tax.
Yes but it's an unwritten rule these days that conservatives are supposed to bend over and take any abuse of power and let the left abuse power at will. If you question the left they think you're, ignorant racist, tinfoil hat wearer, etc, etc, etc.
Who or what I haul in my car is my own business.
I thought I saw some at Maceys on 36th in Ogden the other day. I can't remember for sure.
I should clarify. Which is better for someone who likes to rough it and hike and camp in the wild for a few days as opposed to simply driving through and stopping at viewpoints?
Question for Texans, or those who frequent the wilds of Texas. Big Bend or Guadaloupe Mountains? Which is better?
Sorry, I don't watch her or Dr. Phil.
There's a lot of us who fit that description...well...minus the pustules.
Wow! Apologies but that's not how I pictured you. Do you have anything planned this evening? Lets watch the Sugar Bowl and get to know each other! ;)
Pics or it didn't happen.
As long as they never do the red jerseys/black pants again I'm happy. Red jerseys/white pants is my favorite.
Bowel movements are much easier if you eat plenty of fiber.
My daughter, she's no picnic either. In high school she was voted most likely to conceive.
My wife, she's no cook. At our house we pray AFTER we eat.
I met the surgeon general once. He offered me a cigarette.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I called suicide prevention. They tried to talk me into it! I don't get no respect.
After that I decided to settle for a massage parlor. The damn place was self-service. :(
Yesterday a woman told me she wasn't interested in casual sex. I said "no problem, I'll keep my tie on.
But that can't be true because the government says it isn't happening. If you view video proof of it on the Internet the sheeple will call you a tinfoil hat looney. We are supposed to follow the CNN/Fox party line.
Well, just roust him out of that tree in your back yard and tell him to fire up that mower!
When I was a little kid I used to like climbing up in that rocket thing at Mt. Ogden Park. Now that I'm damn near 50 I realize it was all a trick, a facile, transparent fraud. We weren't astronauts. We were just a few silly kids who climbed 10 feet..
An excellent idea! That will be a fine dessert after my full course meal of Rodney Dangerfield's brilliance.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
Both branches of the duopoly are crooked to the core.
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
The other day I was driving home and there was a naked guy running through my neighborhood. I said "what are you doing that for?" He said " because you came home early."
I called her from work the other day and said "hey honey, remember when we made love the other night?" She said "who is this?
My wife just had a mirror installed on our bedroom ceiling. She likes to watch herself laugh.
I got lost when I was little. I asked the policeman if he thought we'd be able to find my parents. He said "I dunno kid, there's so many places they can hide."
People always ask if I'm a leg-man, a breast-man or an ass-man. I must be an ass-man. Every day people tell me "you're an ass, man!
The doctor said he needed a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample. I gave him a pair of my shorts and I left.
I put too much cinnamon on my stir fried vegetables last night. It was still good but it sorta clashed with the eggplant and rutebega
More like fish than chicken....so they tell me. ;)
Smells like rotten dead cougar to me.
Send him to DC. Da Skins desperately need DBs.
Is there anywhere in the Ogden area where you can buy meats that you don't usually find at the supermarket such as duck, rabbit, elk, rattler, etc.?
I only made dandelion coffee once. I put the ground roasted roots in a a coffee filter and used the coffee maker. Others say its better to steep the roots in boiling water. Thoughts?
I'm thinking Greek food for lunch. Lamb sounds tasty.
Who said anything about a dating service? I never suggested such a thing. Although, now that you mention it.
I have no idea what "sping" means so don't ask.
I get it that there will always be a lot more men posting about sports. Should the ratio be 16,000 to 2 though? Lots of great lady Utes posters have disappeared. MalUte and Crimson Kim sping instantly to mind.
Chris "Birdman" Andersen looks like a #%!@ing idiot. Does that make me an old-fashioned prude? If so I embrace it. I support his right to look like that. I support my right to think he's a friggin' looney.
Why only four votes so far for Capitol Reef? :( That place is awesome!
We need more female posters! Are Lady Ute and BruinPatti the only ones left? Sforky drove them all away. It must be true because Moose said so on Twitter.
Now you tell me!
Greg. (Stern look, taps foot)
SDUF not only beat me to it, he trounced me. :)
Yeah, Fletch told me.
Red star simply because we miss your posts!
Ummm....well....no. (sheepishly hangs head)
It that a Queen Elizabeth/Princess Leia hybrid?
I had two soft boiled eggs on toast this morning with a huge glass of orange juice. Then I brushed my teeth.
You speak truth.
I've been on here for 9 years or so and I've never seen it this dead. It's still way above utahby5 though. It seems like the religion category is the most active niche on that site.
Why does everyone continue to argue with this zoob. You are giving him exactly what he wants. If you respond at all make it a nonsensical post that does not even reference his original post. He is loving this because so many people are playing it...
I once smelled an awful stench while walking in the woods. It wasn't a Sasquatch though, just a dead deer. I wish it was a Sasquatch because apes are fun to watch.
RE: .
Today is H-Man day...and Lia day. A utefans.net legend ties the knot with a wonderful woman. Truly a great day.
I always drink a gin and tonic when I fly. It's a tradition. I no longer fly though. I don't want the TSA grabbing my nutsack and stealing my iPhone.
This Nets/Bulls game is starting out pretty sloppy. Are both teams drunk? Joachim Noah looks like he's auditioning for a Kurosawa movie with that topknot. Bad hair decade for that young man.
Lya doesn't know anything until she reads it here.
I thought they were the Philadelphia Warriors.
Last night I couldn't sleep on my left side because my shoulder hurt. I couldn't sleep on my right side because I have a sore on my right ear lobe. I got up and had some bean and bacon soup and listened to some Chinese traditional music.
I didn't think I'd watch any playoff games at all this year but I am glad I tuned in to this series. I've caught Warriors fever!
..and 4 blocks.
You make an extremely valid point.
...or killer rabbits, ala MP & the Holy Grail.
...or sharks with laser beams attached.
...or mutant poisonous cockroaches.
...or Africanized bees.
Good Lord that was awful. I'd rather be attacked by a swarm of giant Japanese hornets than see these guys live.
I hear ya. Hopefully they'll figure out a way to extend it or resurrect it later.
Well, in two weeks I watched the entire first 4 seasons of Breaking Bad. Great show. Thanks to all on here who recommended it.
Ah, the memories.
Hand raised. Asterisk away.
I have a currecy collection. I have banknotes from about 150 countries. I like applesauce.
That's not ranch dressing. I just left the cabin before MV got there.
I must say, your daydream just kicked my daydream's ass.
Cowboys showing blitz, Griffin takes the snap from Tevita Stevens, RGIII fakes the handoff, looking deep for Devonte Christopher, DVC with the catch, touchdown Redskins! Sorry, just daydreaming.
You make a valid point. The media shoved him in our faces non-stop and that's not his fault.
People hate him because he is living a Christian lifestyle and not banging every skank that comes his way. Plain and simple. If he were snortin' coke and tappin' ho's left and right no one would hate on him.
My appetite is slowly coming back. Tomorrow I think I shall feast on salmon along with grilled veggies and fruit. Grilled eggplant, onions, red peppers, apple, mushrooms, artichoke hearts, etc, etc. Not tonight though. It's sleepy time.
Thanks. I'm over it. Just trying to get my stregnth and sleep pattern back to normal. It's all good now.
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