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    There is no limit to how high this program can go once Dudley LaPorte and Lavelle Peterson arrive.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-03 16:22:45

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    Looks like O'Reilley and Brian Williams have a lot in common, or at least one thing.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-02 11:54:12

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/ 03/cnn-publishes-oreilly-tape-203331.html

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    It's hard to believe it's been almost 16 years since we've had a moon. Time flies.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-27 21:54:49

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    I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for them.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-24 21:55:32

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message. html?id=13754042

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    Hopefully I will be able to sleep in a bit tomorrow.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-21 21:53:03

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    Attn. Rush fans who get VH1 Classic. An all new season of That Metal Show starts tonight with Geddy Lee as the main guest.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-21 18:51:24

    Also, a brief appearance by Joe Elliott with a hairdo that would embarrass Phyllis Diller. Perhaps he will reminisce about 33 years ago before they wimped out and totally sucked. (Hic, buuuuuuurrrrrpppp)

    Oh well, I don't care who the guests are. Eddie, Jim and the wolverine guy are hilarious and I would watch the show even if I were a total New Waver.

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    When they play the Wagner Seahawks I'm sure there will be at least a few people at RES South who think they're playing Seattle.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-21 08:09:23

    Perhaps that guy with the Red Sox cap who thought the B stood for BYU will be among them.


    I can see the following conversation taking place:

    "Where's that mean, nasty thug Richard Sherman. I wanna throw stuff at him."

    "I can't seem to spot him. I'm sure they made him cut his hair before he entered the county."

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    There must be a zoob who writes the sltrib polls. Look at the terribly worded "no" answer. All of their polls are like that lately.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-20 18:03:16

    http://www.sltrib.com/sports/2203391-155/ utah-byu-appear-to-be-working

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    I stooped to go over to Jazzfanz.com because of the NBA trade deadline to wade through the garbage to see if I could find any info. Here's what I found.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-19 19:09:26

    It's still cougarboard but without the unintentional humor.

    There is not a single conciliatory thread. I'm not sure there ever has been.

    Every poster hates at least half of the players, coaches, and front office people.

    Posters save other posters quotes that turn out wrong and use them as their signature years later.

    Every poster thinks anyone who even slightly disagrees with them is a brain dead moron who knows nothing about basketball.

    Any player a certain poster likes is a God while any player a poster doesn't like is a, well, insert any insult or vulgarity here.

    The place is crawling with zoobs.

    Oh, and someone threatened to f*** someone's eye sockets today. I assume they weren't being serious. If they were perhaps Saul Goodman can defend them.

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    Sad news. Jerome Kersey passes away at age 52.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-19 12:06:16

    http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/1234596 9/jerome-kersey-long-portland-trail-blazer s-forward-dies

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    Great line from zoobyboard in response to the slogan announcement.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-17 11:33:46


    I think I hear the utah T-shirt printing press warming up.

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    Utes -17 as of now. I think we cover.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-14 11:40:42

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/ncaa-basketball/

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    Man is Biden ever clueless.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-12 17:16:06

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden -gives-shout-out-old-butt-buddy-iowa_84971 7.html

    I wonder if he can spell potato.

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    "We're a basketball school", yet hardly anyone participates in the prediction contest anymore. I'm not sure why, especially considering how good we are now.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-12 09:46:10

    http://www.utefans.net/schedule.php?disp_ sport=Basketball

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    Most people don't realize that the famous True Detective intro sequence was taken from a rejected Big Lebowski piece.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-08 22:33:17

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    Spoiler alert.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-08 21:17:45

    http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp- content/uploads/2013/09/bb-tuco1.jpg

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    16 minutes to go!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-08 19:44:09

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    Weddle to the Super Bowl next year?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-08 12:24:05

    jhill will like this guys NFC pick.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/footbal l/myers-super-bowl-confidential-super-bowl -50-article-1.2100175

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    Bill Walton is the Ed Wood of basketball announcers. So in love with what he does and displaying profound enthusiasm for it. So immune to understanding the depth of his ineptitude. So unintentionally funny and wonderfully entertaining! I'd tune...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-07 16:22:00

    ...into a game that I didn't give a rats behind about just to hear his ramblings.

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    Are we going to hit 70 degrees today? I would guess so. I've got 68 in the shade here.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-06 13:04:37

    I read somewhere that the all time record for Salt Lake in February was 69 in 1972 but that was on the last day of the month.

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    Fascinating and very disturbing analysis of True Detective Season One.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-06 12:53:30

    http://jaysanalysis.com/2014/08/30/true-d etective-season-1-esoteric-analysis/

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    Eucalyptus perriniana arriving Friday. Woo hoo! Nobody tells me something won't grow here without me trying it. FTW! :D

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-03 18:51:27



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    .

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-02 12:05:57

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    It's fully hit me now

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-01 23:44:35

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    Last step, acceptance.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-01 21:24:40

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    I've criticized Marshawn for the time he flipped off the coaches for not calling his number on the goal line last year. I take it back. He should have flipped them off tonight. He should have called a time out and went to Carroll and asked him...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-01 20:53:13

    ...the fuck he was thinking.

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    The Chosen 26 Year Old Bald White Virgins

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-31 14:14:11

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    I just realized it's still 2 hours to tip-off. Doh!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-29 18:06:27

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    NSFW!!!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-28 13:00:47

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    Fuskies have made a couple minor runs but they're in over their heads.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-25 19:51:31

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