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    Tacoma Ute  icon
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    The Chosen 26 Year Old Bald White Virgins

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-31 14:14:11

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    I just realized it's still 2 hours to tip-off. Doh!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-29 18:06:27

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    NSFW!!!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-28 13:00:47

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    Fuskies have made a couple minor runs but they're in over their heads.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-25 19:51:31

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    Jeff Ament will sleep well tonight.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-25 18:47:02

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    So far so good.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-25 18:38:19

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    Playoffs next year, championship the year after!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-24 21:03:53

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    Jumpmaster may not check in tonight. He's catching up on some much needed sleep.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-24 18:35:04

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    TDS loses to the Toreros before a throng of dozens.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-24 16:11:49



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    Jumpmaster, you haven't lived up to your promise. Am I going to have to take over?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-23 23:05:52

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    Quickie poll. Bigger bust---Jimmer's NBA career or brother TJ's rap career?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-22 11:54:43

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    I'm not sure what reminded me of this but who was that Zoob troll (or Ute pseudotroll) who was always talking about eating mass amounts of Twinkies and impregnating fat girls in various counties? He was kinda funny for a while but then he....

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-17 15:17:35

    ...went downhill and vanished.

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    At 9:40 am or so Sforky asked if I was drinking already. I was not. That was a looooong time ago though!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-16 20:26:53

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    Opening line---Arizona -6 It's already down to 4 and probably will continue to drop.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-16 13:37:09

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/ncaa-basketball/

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    Only one day til the next game. Time to get your picks in.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-14 17:13:02

    http://utefans.net/schedule.php?disp_spor t=Basketball

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    It doesn't matter whether the Broncos win or lose. If they went 0-16 5 years in a row they'd still show them here every week no matter what better matchups are on. Apparently somebody thinks they're the Salt Lake Broncos.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-11 15:22:39

    Obviously they should be on TV a lot now when they are this good and they have an icon at QB. Sadly when they fall to mediocrity or worse we'll still be stuck with them every week.

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    My playoff picks for this weekend.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-09 09:29:03

    New England 24 Baltimore 14

    Seattle 23 Carolina 6

    Green Bay 41 dallus 28

    Denever 38 Indy 24

    I know I didn't exactly go out on a limb with any of these. I just don't see a strong possibility of any upsets this week.

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    Stink-fog envelops Seattle.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-09 09:16:34

    http://www.komonews.com/weather/blogs/sco tt/Weather-mystery-A-stinky-fog-envelopes - Seattle-287821991.html?mobile=y

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    We all know the Utes will win but by how much?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-05 17:04:30

    http://utefans.net/schedule.php?disp_spor t=Basketball

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    Thank you Thorlin for the tip on Penny Ann's Cafe. The omelet was great and without exaggerating they have the best pancakes I've ever tasted anywhere.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-05 12:55:34

    Pennyannscafe.com

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    Go Lions!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-04 10:34:22

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    Another reminder. Get your hoops picks in for tomorrow's game. Only four people have done so so far.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-03 18:18:47

    http://utefans.net/schedule.php?disp_spor t=Basketball

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    There was a 4.9 quake in Challis today. What sort of madness is Sforky doing up there now?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-03 15:48:03

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation /2015/01/03/49-magnitude-earthquake-rattle s-idaho/21231421/

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    Yay! I won the score prediction contest. :D

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-02 22:13:37

    Hopefully there will be some more competitors in the next game.

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    I have a hunch the Beatles may have tried drugs. I'm not certain though.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-02 01:05:54

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    16 teams. So simple. A no brainer.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-01 21:14:21

    I always hear 2 arguments from the "expert" talking heads and sportswriters.

    1) "It's too many games and takes too much time away from the student-athletes." BS The FCS does it with 24 teams and they don't even make much money. So that gets point one out of the way.

    2)"It will never happen because it would completely blow up the existing bowl system." Again I say BS. Here's how you do it:

    OK, 16 teams would mean 4 weeks of games.

    Week 4- Title game

    Have cities bid for it years in advance like the Super Bowl. Done deal. Cash cow.

    Weeks 2 & 3- Quarters and semis

    Rotate between the six biggest bowls. Once every 3 years each of those bowls is a semifinal. The other 2 years they're a quarterfinal. Cash cow.

    Week 1-opening round

    Have the next 8 biggest bowls be the opening round. You don't think the Holiday or Alamo Bowls would be much bigger if they were the opening round of the playoffs?

    Or

    Have 3 or 4 of the opening round games in different cities every year just like the NCAA Basketball Regionals. Cities like Seattle, KC, Minny, Indy, etc could host opening games on a fairly regular basis.

    Or, you could have 8 of the playoff teams host an opening round game.

    I dunno. It makes sense to me but maybe there's some glaring complication that I'm overlooking.

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    So do we root for Mizzou to keep the Gophers from leapfrogging us or do we root for the Gophers in hopes we can jump over Missouri?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-01-01 12:13:13

    Disregard. The answer just came to me as if from on high. SCREW THE SEC! Besides, I'm still pissed at Pinkle for his final 2008 coaches ballot.

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    SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-12-31 20:57:11

    The Securities and Exchange Commission is getting some real, um, EXPOSORE today. LOL

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    I can't argue with this way too early 2015 top 25. I hope they're right about #13.Edit: Note that the PAC 12 South makes up 1/3 of the top 15!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-12-31 11:26:26

    http://nationalchamps.net/2015/earlybird/ index.htm

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    Let's have a fan drawing for OC. Everybody gets one drive. If we score on that drive they stay on for subsequent drives until we fail to score. Then we call out another seat number for the next fan.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2014-12-27 10:54:08

    "Everybody go long."

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