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    Tacoma Ute  icon
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    I'm watching an old Fender Stratocaster tribute concert from about '04. Amy Winehouse was actually pretty good looking back then and was an amazing singer. Not much of a guitarist but she had some pipes.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-15 21:31:58

    Too bad that she let the drugs turn her into something out of a Tim Burton horror comedy and then inevitably killed her. She was definitely an amazing talent.

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    Jonathan Banks, er Mike Ehrmantraut is retiring as head athletic trainer for the Jazz after these last two games.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-13 19:27:55

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    Well, nobody is posting much today so I have to take this opportunity to say this. We need to destroy Colorado in FB this year. I'm sick and tired of us going to the wire with the PACs worst team or even losing. We need to blow them out like...

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-12 19:51:51

    ...everyone else does. They're getting a bit stronger and aren't going to be down forever.

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    Which Breaking Bad characters will eventually show up in Better Call Saul? Here's a good read on the subject. I agree with the author that it would be almost impossible not to have Gus Fring at some point.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-11 16:24:44

    http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/s247/better- call-saul/feature/a639205/which-breaking- b ad-characters-will-appear-in-better-call- s aul.html#~p9AKmov9qAaqqD

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    These Bad Lip Reading videos never get old.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-09 14:20:46



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    Two days later after watching it again I still feel the same. Episode 10 of Better Call Saul was a major clunker in an otherwise great series.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-08 19:49:19

    I get the point of the bingo scene and the Chicago scenes with Marco but they were waaaaaay too long, poorly written and poorly executed. The scam montage was unbearable. It's as if it was made by a new set of writers and directors. I'm confident that Vince Gilligan and co. will get the show back on track though. Overall it's a great series.

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    I thought we were supposed to have the most QB depth we've ever had now. Reading this site it sounds like we don't have a single guy who can even play the position. Wha happened?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-02 20:09:11

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    I can't put a poll up because there aren't enough votes on the current poll so just a quick board question. How many games do we win in the regular season next year?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-02 18:50:41

    I'll go with 9-3 with losses to Organ, USC and one of either UW or Arizona. I could easily see 7-5 though.

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    Early line: Utes -6 vs Michigan. Nine to 1 to win the PAC but 4 south teams have better odds.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-04-01 14:43:09

    http://www.foxsports.com/college-football /outkick-the-coverage/2015-college-footbal l-gambling-odds-are-out-021215

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    Shame on me for not discovering the greatness of Lucinda Williams until recently.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-25 21:51:06

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    Oh darn.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-25 21:23:48

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    I hate to toot my own horn but my bracket is in the top 7,700,000 in the ESPN contest.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-23 14:19:17

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    The zoobs are all wetting themselves because the SEC announced they will consider them P5 for scheduling purposes. The SEC would probably love to consider FCS teams P5.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-19 14:03:36

    All this means is that the SEC wants more credit for body bag games.

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    OK kids, this is why you don't steal.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-18 19:23:13




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    Robert Plant to play The Depot!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-16 16:18:51

    http://www.sltrib.com/blogs/cricket/22983 17-155/get-the-led-out-robert-plant

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    Vegas Insider has us as the 13th best odds to win it all. K entucky even money.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 19:51:59

    http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-baske tball/odds/futures/

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    Utes only favored by 6. Give the points even if the line doubles.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 18:41:50

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/betting-o dds/ncaa-basketball/

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    New poll up on Thursday's game.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-15 17:17:03

    http://www.utefans.net/polls.php?action=V iew&pollid=1948

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    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-14 10:33:01

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    My dumb ass was on the PAC12 Network for the first 5 minutes wondering what was taking so long for the game to start.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-13 22:06:15

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    Rudy Gobert is the greatest player in the history of basketball. Anyone who disagrees, meet me at the corner of 25th and Lincoln in 10 minutes and we'll settle this.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-12 20:59:57

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    What will the "who are the Jazz" people say when they finish the season 22-0, grab the 8th seed and run the table throughout the playoffs?

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-12 18:52:20

    Well, they'll still probably say "who are the Jazz?" But the joke will be on them.

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    Ndamukong Suh is now a Miami Dolphin.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-09 13:39:52

    I don't care how good he can play. I wouldn't want that shitbag on any team I root for.

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    Thank God it's Monday! Episode 6 tonight!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-09 09:16:49

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    No one should lose to a NW team whose fans call them the "Dawgs" in any sport.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-07 18:36:23

    "Dawgs" makes sense in Georgia In reference to the southern drawl. It makes ZERO sense in Seattle.

    Yes, it's my adopted hometown but for ONCE could those provincial putzes come up with a sports slogan that they didn't steal from someone else.

    #refusetolose #12thman

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    There's still time left (probably not for long though) to make your picks for tonight's blowout.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-05 10:03:54

    http://www.utefans.net/predictions.php?ga meid=1263&disp_sport=Basketball

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    Can't wait for the UPS truck to roll up Thursday. More exotic plants!

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-03 21:58:19

    mahonia aquifolia

    mahonia nervosa

    berberis julianae (Chinese barberry)

    cryptomeria japonica araucariodes (Bizarre Japanese Cedar)

    eucalyptus urnigera (Urn Gum)

    quercus chrysolepis (Canyon live oak--evergreen)

    illicium floridanum (purple anise)

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    There is no limit to how high this program can go once Dudley LaPorte and Lavelle Peterson arrive.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-03 16:22:45

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    Looks like O'Reilley and Brian Williams have a lot in common, or at least one thing.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-03-02 11:54:12

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/ 03/cnn-publishes-oreilly-tape-203331.html

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    It's hard to believe it's been almost 16 years since we've had a moon. Time flies.

    by Tacoma Ute
    2015-02-27 21:54:49

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    The Rise Begins Here!
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