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    I hereby nominate UTEDUDE for the uf.n creepiest poster award.

    by Kula Shaker
    2016-08-18 11:15:40

    So far it's him and Green Storm Ute in the running.

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    Trivia Time--

    by Kula Shaker
    2016-08-12 16:07:03

    This is a two part question:

    A. How many BCS/NY6 bowl appearances have been made by the 17 Big XII candidates combined?

    (FYI--the 17 candidates are: Cincinnati, Houston, South Florida, Central Florida, BYU, Connecticut, Memphis, Colorado State, Boise State, Tulane, Temple, East Carolina, SMU, New Mexico, Northern Illinois, San Diego State and Arkansas State).

    B. How many of those BCS/NY6 appearances were made by BYU?

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    Those polos the BYU football team wore at its Media Day yesterday looked really sharp.

    by Kula Shaker
    2016-07-01 10:47:53

    Signed, Boise State

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    Does anyone else remember how boring sporting events were before the t-shirt cannon was invented?

    by Kula Shaker
    2016-06-21 14:52:53

    Why did we even bother?

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    ...and the beat goes on...

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-12-20 08:55:47

    2213 and counting...

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    Did you guys ever see that episode of Wings where Antonio is dating a girl with a big face?

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-12-17 07:29:34

    When you look at where a face is supposed to be, you see face. But if you look to either side, you see...more face.

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    Remember when Georgia was all pissed off because they had to play Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl?

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-12-15 19:38:39

    What I didn't realize until this week is Georgia's disdain for having to play Hawaii actually meant the Georgia-Hawaii rivalry was alive and well. I'm sure everyone across the nation tuned in for that exact reason.

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    It would be so sweet if we can win the Pac-12 tournament this season.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-12-07 12:08:51

    But if we don't, I hope we at least get a chance to play Weber State in the CBI Tournament. I'm sure Chris Hill can make it happen!!

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    That settles it. Independence really is working.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-12-06 14:32:10

    I've been wrong this whole time. For years I thought being in the Pac-12 gave us the upper hand on those tools. Better schedules, more respect, more $$$, better recruiting, better opportunities, etc…

    But here we are at the close of our best season in the Pac-12 to date, and we accomplish literally the exact same damn thing BYU did: a Vegas Bowl invite. We had to play our best season in years to get this reward; BYU, on the other hand, earned it by being an unranked and irrelevant independent all year.

    Advantage: BYU and independence.

    Boy, that hurts to admit.

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    We currently trail BYU 6-5 in the Deseret First Duel rivalry series. Hopefully, they will award a few points to the Vegas Bowl winner.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-12-06 09:27:45

    It could be just the chance we need to swing momentum back into our favor.

    Man, I want to win the Duel so bad this year.

    http://www.deseretfirstduel.com/Page.aspx /scheduleandscoreboard

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    Bring on Tubby!

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-11-17 09:51:19

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    Man, those Cal State Monterey Bay Otters are so cocky. I'm really starting to hate those guys.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-11-05 10:36:25

    Get a load out of these quotes from Otter Coach Rob Bishop in their local newspaper about the game tonight:

    “Utah State actually contacted us about coming there, and I said, ‘Hey, if you can get another game on the schedule for us, we’ll do it.’ Well, the other game they got us was against Utah,” said Otters coach Rob Bishop. “Utah is going to start the year ranked No. 16 in the country, they’ve got a (future) pro, a 7-foot kid (Jakob Poeltl), at center, and that’s going to be a challenge for our post guys. So I’m looking forward to see how we compete in that environment.

    “The next night we’ve got Utah State in Logan — always a tough place to play — and historically they execute very well,” Bishop said. “It’ll be a real good test to see how our guys respond defensively against a team that sets a ton of screens, plays very physical and rebounds the ball very well.”

    http://www.montereyherald.com/sports/2015 1104/csu-monterey-bay-men-open-basketball - season-against-utah

    So apparently, the game tonight against Utah is just "the other game." Just an after-thought. Jeez, what an arrogant SOB.

    He clearly doesn't respect the Utes one bit. The respectful thing to say would be "Utah has a real good team" or "Utah is going to have a real nice season this year." But what does Coach Bishop say? "Utah is going to start the year ranked No. 16 in the country"--clearly implying that Utah won't finish that high. He's pretty much saying "Utah may be #16 at the moment, but that won't be the case after we walk into the Huntsman Center and kick their trash all over the court."

    Then he goes on and on about how many things Utah State does well. But he's obviously not saying those things to be complimentary to the Aggies; he's simply trying to make us look inferior to our instate rival. Could you imagine if the week before the Arizona game, Coach Krystkowiak started gushing about what an impressive team Northern Arizona is and all the things they do well? It would be an insult to our actual opponent, Arizona. Well, that's exactly what Coach Bishop is doing here. What a dick.

    Man, I'm sure Coach K already has this article on the locker room bulletin board. It could get ugly tonight.

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    Haven't seen this discussed.....but some Pac-12 basketball happened last night!!

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-11-04 14:30:27

    Oregon 92, Northwest Christian 44

    Before you say "no big deal," note that the Ducks lost Dylan Ennis (senior transfer from Villanova) for at least a month with a foot injury.

    Dillon Brooks and Dwayne Benjamin looked good. Freshman Tyler Dorsey had 15p/8r.

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    I encourage everyone here take a moment to learn a little bit about Wagner College.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-10-21 12:32:49

    And if you happen to meet any members of their football team around town this weekend, I urge you to buy a coupon book or some wrapping paper to support their fundraiser (new uniforms).

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    Their upcoming game against BYU is already giving unprecedented exposure to Wagner's football team.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-10-21 12:24:39

    The Stanton Island Advance (Wagner's hometown newspaper) just wrote an article about them.

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    Don't mock Wagner. They only lost to Robert Morris by three points--the same Robert Morris that beat Notre Dame (look it up) and took Bo Pellini's Youngstown State into overtime.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-10-19 13:08:38

    Make no mistake: this Wagner team is definitely no Savannah State. Savannah State has a lowly 247 Sagarin rating. Wagner--on the other hand--boasts a healthy 242 Sagarin rating.

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    Now we're all choir critics, huh? Well, I've got one thing to say about that...

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-10-09 16:46:52


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    I like our chances of winning the next three games. But if I had the choice today, I would accept a loss tomorrow for wins vs. ASU and @ SC in a heartbeat.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-10-09 10:20:23

    Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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    Throwback uniforms...GameDay at President's Circle...UTAH on the fieldhouse roof...The MoTab singing Utah Man! Since when did Utah decide to start portraying such a collegiate brand?

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-10-08 14:04:16

    I'm going to the bookstore right now to stock up on these bad boys and anything camo while I still can.

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    By the end of the year, will Travis Wilson's longest pass be greater than or less than his longest run?

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-09-30 17:08:20

    Currently, his longest pass is 28 yards and his longest run is 60 yards (both occurring last Saturday).

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    I've never been to Fresno, but it always seemed to me like a wonderful land of magic and splendor!

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-09-16 12:37:12

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    Jim Harbaugh is already busy getting ready for the season.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-07-30 15:13:21

    Breaking News

    UPDATE: It has recently come to my attention that this article does not depict actual true news events (thanks rileyUTEtaylor). It was created by a news satire website for entertainment purposes only. And unfortunately, I totally "fell for it." I'm sincerely sorry for any confusion this may have caused.

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    This was mentioned a page back, but it's still not getting the attention I think it deserves.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-07-29 14:31:35

    UVU needs to put up a billboard with the words "Welcome to Big XII Country" on every major road into Orem out of Provo.

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    Utah Football breakdown by Phil Steele--Preseason No. 27

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-06-15 11:00:23

    Utah Preview

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    Check out the Customer Reviews for this Oscar hopeful.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-03-26 15:26:10

    BYU DVD on Amazon.com

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    Georgetown students celebrating the win last night.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-03-20 15:22:25

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    Look--I know most of you are planning on stealing my Poeltl/Poel-fect pun to impress your friends while watching the game on Thursday. I get it.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-03-17 11:57:36

    But please at least have the common decency to make a small donation (preferably in my name) to utefans.net for the use of the pun.

    That's all I'll say on the matter. Enjoy.

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    So, who do you want to win the big game tomorrow?

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-02-27 15:17:38

    Red star this post if you want Utah. Blue star it if you want Arizona.

    No other replies necessary.

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    I was reading through the ASU roster today when I suddenly remembered I need to go buy a new tray holder.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-02-26 11:34:18

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    And once again, we're reminded how alive and important the BYU-Utah rivalry is to us.

    by Kula Shaker
    2015-02-25 11:25:00

    Thank you DNews for showing us the error of our ways.

    Did Wildcat write this?

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    Time's Up
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    And Shelby Miller's pitching on Thursday.
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    USC? I heard some students were caught on video having sex on top of a roof there once.
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    Those polos the BYU football team wore at its Media Day yesterday looked really sharp.
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    You think I'm joking? Allow me to expound...
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    Bulldog Stadium > Oakland Alameda Coliseum
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    I think it looks awesome. Of course, everyone sitting in the SEZ this fall is going to get cancer. But it definitely looks awesome.
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    This also reminds me--does anyone know a good place to buy a throne these days?
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    I think that dude sits right behind me at the football games.
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    Does anyone else remember how boring sporting events were before the t-shirt cannon was invented?
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    Hate is not the answer.
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    RE: I refuse to bite my lip and longer....
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    RE: Congrats to the Pac 12 champion Utes baseball team!
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