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    Patrick Sheltra, hmm. I disagree. There was a reason Whitt was so livid after Cal. He knew 2016 was our year. Proud of our guys. Thank you K Whitt!

    by Duhwayne
    2017-04-29 16:40:18

    https://twitter.com/100thingsutah/status/ 858421635916873728

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    Hey I haven't seen mention of the Trib's Pulitzer for reporting on the BYU rape situation.

    by Duhwayne
    2017-04-11 15:42:06

    Link here

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    Combine invites confirmed?

    by Duhwayne
    2017-01-22 03:03:10

    There's a desnews article about four invitees, but Bolles, Asiata, Dimmick, etc. aren't listed. Is that correct?

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    WSJ: "Big Ten Swallows a Bowl of Humiliation". Me: "Good."

    by Duhwayne
    2017-01-06 04:29:23

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/big-ten-swall ows-a-bowl-of-humiliation-1483481444

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    Merry #%!@ing Xmas Utes. I asked Santa that Utefans be sold while it still has an audience. I've been good this year too.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-12-14 05:00:19

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    Today in things I will be watching instead of CFB playoff selection show

    by Duhwayne
    2016-12-04 06:56:45


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    Further evidence that college football conferences will collapse. I've always thought the ideal was four of 16 teams. Now I think the coming college superleague could be 24. The Southwest Conference will be USC, UCLA, Cal, Washington, ASU and Texas.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-11-30 07:51:24

    Only teams with a viewership over 10 million need apply.

    http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/espn-lo ses-another-555-000-subscribers-per-niels e n-112916

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    We interrupt this political discussion board to wonder if there is anything cool we could do for Pharaoh Brown, the Oregon TE who mangled his knee in NEZ last time. He's a senior and it's his second to last game

    by Duhwayne
    2016-11-15 06:02:16

    I'm serious. And if you say chop block you're kind of a dick, hehe. I'd love to see something classy.

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    You know what, #%!@ ASU and their douchebag coach. If there is a better team to want to hate#%!@ their fans in the conference, I can't imagine them. I would LOVE the cactus zoobs to be our primary PAC rival. Go Utes.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-11-10 08:10:37

    You know what, I'm thrilled for the Buffs. They've had a GREAT season after years of ineptitude. At this point I feel zero ill will to them and even if they beat us for the Rose Bowl, good for them. I think the "Rumble in the Rockies" could be a terrific excuse to get wasted together over barbeque and booze (and/or other intoxicants depending on venue). Buff fans and Ute fans have a common outlook and a common experience when it comes to the most sacred of activities--a clean 8 on fresh powder. Why not plan for a great time with them while commonly planning to fuck those bastards in the dirt pile that is Phoenix every fall? Go Utes.

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    They're so vain, I bet they think this song is about them.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-10-31 07:10:24

    Dudes of course they're nuts. They also sit exactly in the spot they put themselves. They tried to burn down tue MWC and go to the WAC, and they got laughed at when CRAIG THOMPSON just picked off the top of the conference. Why not just laugh and move on?

    Zoob angst is as 1970s as your velour shirt and corduroy pants. Do they even fit anymore? If you're going to mock delusional fans why aren't you reading the USC or ASU boards? Give yourselves permission to move on.

    I'm Duhwayne, I'm not crazy, and I'm a Mormon.

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    No Subject

    by Duhwayne
    2016-10-01 20:16:27

    That loss was on those guys. Not the coaching, not the refs. They weren't calling those plays outside to be cute. The Oline was getting whipped. They deserved that yelling. A lot of people are writing that Kyle was yelling at the refs. The only people in the field of view are players.

    http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/ 2016/10/1/13134938/utah-cal-final-score

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    Meanwhile, the rest of PAC12 collectively ulps...

    by Duhwayne
    2016-10-01 00:20:29

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    If you're curious about KW buzz after Friday, Google "Kyle Whittingham" for the last week. Fans and columnists for USC, Oregon, Note Dame, LSU, Georgia, and elsewhere

    by Duhwayne
    2016-09-26 09:38:49

    His stock is up.

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    As seen on r/cfb. This needs to be what RES means every big game

    by Duhwayne
    2016-09-23 23:07:04

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    Wikipedia screenshot

    by Duhwayne
    2016-09-23 22:55:05

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    by Duhwayne
    2016-09-23 21:17:47

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    There's an Ohio State fan uploading these almost real time on r/cfb

    by Duhwayne
    2016-09-23 19:23:27

    link here

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    Expect a fight this weekend. They opened against the national champs and just played the conference champs. This is our biggest test so far too, no question.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-09-20 09:30:15

    Also, here is Stevie T interviewed about Utah. What a cool guy.



    http://www.conquestchronicles.com/2016/9/ 20/12987964/clay-helton-and-stevie-tuikolo vatu-joined-trojans-live-to-talk-usc-footb all-utah

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    SC brought the sauce, sure forgot the huevos.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-09-03 20:27:30

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    One time when I was a kid, I had two gerbils in a cage. My family went on a trip for a week, and I forgot to have someone feed or give them water. When I got back, they were dead. Both had bite marks over their little bodies, and one was partly eaten

    by Duhwayne
    2016-07-31 15:04:50

    I used to imagine what the final days looked like. Reading this board the last week, I think I know.

    When is fall camp?!?

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    Are we doing football again? No one's posted this yet I think. Someone in the film edit at KSL is a BYU tool but even with subterfuge the Utah preview is really solid.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-07-31 05:02:14

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    Great day to be a Ute.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-07-11 05:48:09

    Not a recruiting post, at least for you fatties. Teale Murdock is Miss Utah USA. Insta posted it in my feed. Utes have talent. Go Utes.

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    Posted for 480. I think I shall title it, "Jimmer's Lock down D"

    by Duhwayne
    2016-06-26 01:07:41

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    Folks, divorce is tough. It takes careful planning, and more tact than an ambassador. The other party may not want to break up, and will want to hurt you. To get away from them we have to move slow. If they ever get their $#!+ together they'll forget

    by Duhwayne
    2016-05-27 04:59:31

    Then it's ninja mind tricks and they'll think they dumped us. Who cares what they think about why. It's naive to think that narcissists like that are going to cower in shame. The only thing that matters is that they're irrelevant to us.

    I think the real lesson here is don't get attached to the wrong person. It takes years to unwind that $#!+.

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    Dear GOP. #%!@ you.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-05-03 19:47:26

    Please get someone qualified next time. For the love.

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    Devontae Booker update

    by Duhwayne
    2016-04-18 21:14:06

    Really good breakdown with video

    report re what he did and didn't do last week



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    Raiders too

    SacBee with video--sounds to me like he's just started to feel comfortable cutting on the knee


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    Happy Friday, 480!

    by Duhwayne
    2016-04-15 07:33:22

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    by Duhwayne
    2016-04-14 17:25:38

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    Devontae Booker workout thread.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-04-12 20:02:07


    Add anything else you'd recommend.

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    Glenn Beck helps us review the offseason thread cycle. Stay strong, Utes, and civil too.

    by Duhwayne
    2016-03-28 20:01:59

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    Always screenshot when you are over there. The fact the admin thinks it's his job to scrub for PR reasons fits in with the image obsessed nature of narcissists. .
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    Patrick Sheltra, hmm. I disagree. There was a reason Whitt was so livid after Cal. He knew 2016 was our year. Proud of our guys. Thank you K Whitt!
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    Hey I haven't seen mention of the Trib's Pulitzer for reporting on the BYU rape situation.
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    Here is how you milk sheep.
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    That's my favourite conceit on the Right, that only the Right owns guns...
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    Suddenly it makes sooooo much more sense
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    I share the outrage but as long as voter dumbly vote on party lines they have no reason to stop. It's fixable.
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    Actually, don't you make it worse by cutting incentives? Stripping financial incentives to government service because they are allegedly incompetent guarantees they will be incompetent. It also incentivizes bribery. Self fulfilling prophecy.
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    Are those the kind of people you want making your laws?
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    Combine invites confirmed?
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    I see today has been like Gay Pride Day, but for #@%holes instead.
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    Chicago. Hold me now, Moose.
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    America's middleman infested system is a national competitiveness issue.
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    Weirdest part of my church is no one gets rich...
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    r/fatpeoplehate would have spoken to you.
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    Here you go Utefans lol
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    WSJ: "Big Ten Swallows a Bowl of Humiliation". Me: "Good."
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    Netflix now too. You'd need a rare VPN for the address not to be detected. Anyone here make homemade VPNs? I've been overseas and really missed a lot of shows.
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    They're just the same, lolol.
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    Our Serbian student? The point of getting China all whipped up is to occupy the US so that Russia deals with Turkey, Ukraine and the Baltics and undermines or kills NATO in the process. If anything this complicates that because Turkey flared up early
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    Which one?
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    Merry #%!@ing Xmas Utes. I asked Santa that Utefans be sold while it still has an audience. I've been good this year too.
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    Did Brigham Young live til the 1980s?
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    AnnArborMoose is boring. Ignore him.
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    RE: You should draw a political cartoon every day. I'm not being snide or blunt. I would really love to see it. We all should. The results will either be amazing or humorous or both either way.
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    I hear what you're saying, but the leverage means they can play us at current rates or play us after dropping us for less. PAC 12 is in a better position to go direct to consumer via its own facilities but only as long as realignment doesn't happen
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    Further evidence that college football conferences will collapse. I've always thought the ideal was four of 16 teams. Now I think the coming college superleague could be 24. The Southwest Conference will be USC, UCLA, Cal, Washington, ASU and Texas.
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    Troy with John White and Shawn Asiata would have been fun. Norm Chow was doing what you wanted before he bailed after one year. We've never recovered.
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    What are keys to the game for those who have been watching buffs games? Anyone been repping Utah on Buff boards without being a dick about it? What are they saying?
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    Later bloomer. My kid was on his AAU team and he didn't really start to grow into his body until late high school I think. He's always been good and was a good kid. Both parents were tall, especially dad, who had bulk too. I think he's got upside
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    They beat the Norcal 5A champ too if I remember right. Also, I think the starting QB broke his arm in this semi but we'll see in the final
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    Anyone seen a torrent or stream of the game? I missed it but sounds like fun to watch.
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    Lol, y'all have Google just like I do. Just trying to add drama to the game. Go Utes.
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    If tv writers can't convince you with Claire "High Strung Beer Slut" Dunphy as enough of a personification, here is another example. Lowest hanging fruit evar. Lol. Go Utes.
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    You know what, #%!@ ASU and their douchebag coach. If there is a better team to want to hate#%!@ their fans in the conference, I can't imagine them. I would LOVE the cactus zoobs to be our primary PAC rival. Go Utes.
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