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    Long before the New England Patriots, the New York Knicks were notorious for messing with their balls.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-29 17:19:03

    Basketball Hall Of Famer Bill Bradley Was Known For Alleged 'DeflateGate' Tactic

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    Gotta love super bowl ads...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 16:34:49

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    Have you been looking for a reason to head out for lunch?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 13:56:08

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    An interesting article that goes against conventional wisdom on single sport participation for youths as a predictor of performance at a higher level.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 12:30:24

    The Perils of Single-Sport Participation

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    This is something we all knew was coming. Car racing has done this for a while. The NHL will be the pioneers for major team sports, but I think we will see this soon for all major sports.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-23 13:53:19

    NHL announces partnership with GoPro for on-ice cameras

    This is one area where the web would be a viewing advantage over standard TV...giving the viewer the power to determine which camera on which player they would like to view at any given moment in the action. It will be interesting to see how this goes.

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    People watching at the Sundance Film Festival for fat, drunk, lazy Ute fans.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-23 13:21:57

    Link

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    This show will be must-see TV...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-06 15:30:20

    'My Husband’s Not Gay’ Reality Show

    “My Husband’s Not Gay” features what its network, TLC, calls “unconventional Mormon marriages.” Of the men featured in the show who are married, they are shown alongside their wives, who know about their husbands’ preferences and try to make their marriages work.


    What are the odds that this guy graduated from BYU?

    Jeff explains his orientation by comparing it to one’s preference for a certain type of food.

    “You could say I’m oriented towards doughnuts and if I was being true to myself, I would eat doughnuts a lot more than I eat doughnuts,” Jeff said. “But am I miserable? Am I lonely? Am I denying myself because I don’t eat doughnuts as I might like to eat doughnuts? I’m not.”

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    OppressedUte posted a question on cell phone providers earlier...keep an eye on google...this would be a bigger deal than google fiber for those living in metro areas.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-06 13:26:06

    Google wants to make wireless networks that will free you from AT&T and Verizon’s data caps

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    Here's the latest info on salaries for college football coaches across the NCAA.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-12-30 13:49:47

    NCAA Football Coaching Salaries

    Most of these coaches are employed by public universities and are the highest paid public employees in the nation. I love college football, but this seems inherently wrong in terms of public priorities.

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    I find this very comical except for the fact that this jackass is getting a public defender paid for by taxpayers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-12-11 18:05:41

    Marshals take 'Super Dell' into custody after disrupting court hearing

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    New Utah football tradition...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-11-09 09:28:36

    Ball must be placed in the center of the "U" in the end zone before a player can throw up the "U" in celebration.

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    This is what it's like in a mixed SEC household when one of the teams loses. You may want to turn the NSFW sound down.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-27 09:55:19

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    Wow, UCLA imploding. Mora gets into it with his defensive coordinator on the sideline.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-11 15:43:40

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    May I make a suggestion to everyone posting from mobile devices using autocorrect? TURN IT OFF! Reading this board sometimes feels like trying to converse with a New York cabbie.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-07 18:08:34

    Thanks for your indulgence.

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    I don't know who will be behind center for the Utes in the coming weeks...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-05 14:51:49

    but I'm just wondering if anyone else has ever fantasized about Travis Wilson in a Jimmy Graham kind of role in the Utah offense? Wonder if he has good hands...

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    If Michigan's miserable play isn't enough to get Brady Hoke canned, his inaction after his quarterback got rocked may do him in.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-29 10:25:53



    Hoked claims he didn't see Shane Morris staggering around after he got clobbered. I'm not buying it.

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    Rumored location for viewing party for UCLA game...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-28 21:19:16

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    I'm not sure there is a team in college football I dislike more than Florida State.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-27 14:16:52

    At least no team in a P5 conference.

    Go Wolfpack!

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    Because it's on the interwebs it must be true...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-23 09:26:40

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    You had to know this gif was coming...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:15:37

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    If you want to read the home team's media perspective on today's Utah win...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:04:07

    Detroit Free Press

    Mlive.com

    The Wolverine fans' comments are brutal.

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    Heads will soon be rolling in the NFL.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-19 17:14:28

    Rice case: purposeful misdirection by team, scant investigation by NFL

    It's interesting to watch ESPNs reporting on this, considering their partnership with the NFL.

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    This is just a guess, but I bet Urban Outfitters doesn't have anyone on staff born in the 1960's or earlier.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-15 17:15:55



    Sometimes it's a good idea to keep a few of "grayhairs" around to catch things like this.

    Unfortunate fashions

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    This has all been a ploy to take attention away from Wes Welker.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 21:58:38

    Wes Gets Down with Molly

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    Sometimes current events conjure long suppressed memories...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 19:32:17

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    Haven't even started the season and the 49ers are imploding.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-31 11:09:16

    A second defensive starter facing suspension to start the season.

    San Francisco 49ers star Ray McDonald arrested on domestic violence charges

    The commissioner has set the new bar at 6 games for first offense domestic abuse after the Ray Rice fiasco.

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    Can anyone find Napoleon?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-25 10:40:20

    ISU Wide Receiver Domenic Toliver

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    Johnny F-bomb

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-19 08:54:19

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    Reaching out to the Ute Tribe.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-12 17:29:16

    Good to see the athletic department making some tangible gestures.

    Ute Tribe youngsters visit Utah football practice Tuesday

    At Tuesday's scrimmage, a small crowd of about two dozen youth, many of them clad in red and black jerseys, sat watching from the south end zone. They had traveled almost three hours by bus to be at Rice-Eccles Stadium that morning.

    Many of them are on a youth football team called the Utes. But their team doesn't take its name from the U. - the university takes its name from them.

    The children and their chaperones represented a small visiting contingent from the Ute Indian Tribe, on a trip organized by the tribe's recreation department. Their presence reflects the agreement between the university and the tribe, which was modified this spring to include more scholarships for college hopefuls from the tribe as well as promoting education about the group's history.

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    I'm having a hard time imagining this guy giving birth.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 16:29:43

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