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    More stupid human tricks.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-06-24 15:43:14

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    Has Provo been cheating on the census the same way they have cheated on internet surveys all these years?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-06-08 15:52:09

    The 15 fastest-shrinking cities in the U.S.

    2. Provo, Utah
    Population: 114,801
    Loss over the past year: 1.3 percent

    Provo is a real surprise on this list. It actually grew from 2012 to 2013, by 847 people or 0.7 percent, yet this year it shrank by almost twice that much, the Census Bureau says. The bureau has consistently overestimated population growth in Provo. In 1999, it estimated the population at nearly 110,700, but in the official count in 2000, it was about 5,000 people less. In 2009, Census estimates put the population at almost 120,000, but it turned to be closer to 113,000.

    Provo is also the home of Brigham Young University, whose student population may also affect the estimated numbers. The university has reported declining enrollment over the past three years, from roughly 30,800 in fall 2012 to 27,200 in fall 2014.

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    Would you go to the Bowl Down Under?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-06-07 09:43:23

    The conference has set up an arrangement to send a men's basketball team to China this fall and is having preliminary discussions of a potential football bowl game in Australia that would include a conference representative.

    As for Pac-12 football, the Pac-12 and Mountain West are talking about having representatives of their conferences play in a bowl game in Australia as early as after the 2016 season.


    Pac-12's global initiative gains steam with basketball game in China

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    This is somewhat random, but I was going to comment on Mullet Ute's aversion to pants in his post below with a picture of manpris when I stumbled onto this website...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-05-20 15:29:09

    TDS Connect

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    Some of these alumni football games get pretty rough...witness this play during the Kansas alumni game a few days ago

    by 3UteDad
    2015-04-28 14:43:10

    89 year old former Jayhawk Bryan Sperry scampers into the end zone.

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    Something is going to give, either we will end up paying more to watch sports on ESPN, or contracts for viewing rights with sports leagues are going to start coming back to earth.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-04-28 10:45:02

    If Verizon wins this case, look for other media distributors to follow suit. And that will end the subsidies that ESPN has been getting from non-sports fans that have been forced to pay for the network in their bundled packages.

    ESPN sues Verizon over new stripped-down 'Custom TV' plan

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    Oregon track athlete version of Kaelin Clay.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-04-14 12:55:19

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    In case you didn't see it, student/athlete rendition of the National Anthem to kick off the Final Four. Well done.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-04-04 18:10:06

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    Anyone up for a road trip to Moscow? Russia, not Idaho...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-03-26 10:18:37

    Russia Plans Super Highway Linking U.K. to U.S.

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    Is anyone on campus right now willing to post some pics?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-27 12:25:31

    Outside Huntsman Center, students set up camp for Saturday seats

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    In this case, which is the donor and which is the recipient?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-27 12:00:25

    The world's first human head transplant: could it happen in the next 2 years?

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    If Boise can have tropical beaches, why can't Florida have ski slopes?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-11 12:34:57



    Massive ski ramp proposed for new $309M Kissimmee resort

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    Is there something wrong with me because I didn't notice the sharks jacked up their choreography during the halftime show of the Super Bowl?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-02 13:54:30

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    Long before the New England Patriots, the New York Knicks were notorious for messing with their balls.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-29 17:19:03

    Basketball Hall Of Famer Bill Bradley Was Known For Alleged 'DeflateGate' Tactic

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    Gotta love super bowl ads...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 16:34:49

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    Have you been looking for a reason to head out for lunch?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 13:56:08

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    An interesting article that goes against conventional wisdom on single sport participation for youths as a predictor of performance at a higher level.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 12:30:24

    The Perils of Single-Sport Participation

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    This is something we all knew was coming. Car racing has done this for a while. The NHL will be the pioneers for major team sports, but I think we will see this soon for all major sports.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-23 13:53:19

    NHL announces partnership with GoPro for on-ice cameras

    This is one area where the web would be a viewing advantage over standard TV...giving the viewer the power to determine which camera on which player they would like to view at any given moment in the action. It will be interesting to see how this goes.

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    People watching at the Sundance Film Festival for fat, drunk, lazy Ute fans.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-23 13:21:57

    Link

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    This show will be must-see TV...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-06 15:30:20

    'My Husband’s Not Gay’ Reality Show

    “My Husband’s Not Gay” features what its network, TLC, calls “unconventional Mormon marriages.” Of the men featured in the show who are married, they are shown alongside their wives, who know about their husbands’ preferences and try to make their marriages work.


    What are the odds that this guy graduated from BYU?

    Jeff explains his orientation by comparing it to one’s preference for a certain type of food.

    “You could say I’m oriented towards doughnuts and if I was being true to myself, I would eat doughnuts a lot more than I eat doughnuts,” Jeff said. “But am I miserable? Am I lonely? Am I denying myself because I don’t eat doughnuts as I might like to eat doughnuts? I’m not.”

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    OppressedUte posted a question on cell phone providers earlier...keep an eye on google...this would be a bigger deal than google fiber for those living in metro areas.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-06 13:26:06

    Google wants to make wireless networks that will free you from AT&T and Verizon’s data caps

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    Here's the latest info on salaries for college football coaches across the NCAA.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-12-30 13:49:47

    NCAA Football Coaching Salaries

    Most of these coaches are employed by public universities and are the highest paid public employees in the nation. I love college football, but this seems inherently wrong in terms of public priorities.

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    I find this very comical except for the fact that this jackass is getting a public defender paid for by taxpayers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-12-11 18:05:41

    Marshals take 'Super Dell' into custody after disrupting court hearing

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    New Utah football tradition...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-11-09 09:28:36

    Ball must be placed in the center of the "U" in the end zone before a player can throw up the "U" in celebration.

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    This is what it's like in a mixed SEC household when one of the teams loses. You may want to turn the NSFW sound down.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-27 09:55:19

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    Wow, UCLA imploding. Mora gets into it with his defensive coordinator on the sideline.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-11 15:43:40

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    May I make a suggestion to everyone posting from mobile devices using autocorrect? TURN IT OFF! Reading this board sometimes feels like trying to converse with a New York cabbie.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-07 18:08:34

    Thanks for your indulgence.

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    I don't know who will be behind center for the Utes in the coming weeks...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-05 14:51:49

    but I'm just wondering if anyone else has ever fantasized about Travis Wilson in a Jimmy Graham kind of role in the Utah offense? Wonder if he has good hands...

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    If Michigan's miserable play isn't enough to get Brady Hoke canned, his inaction after his quarterback got rocked may do him in.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-29 10:25:53



    Hoked claims he didn't see Shane Morris staggering around after he got clobbered. I'm not buying it.

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    Rumored location for viewing party for UCLA game...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-28 21:19:16

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    I try to avoid any activities where the term "gerbil style" comes into play.
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    More stupid human tricks.
    (10 days ago, 0 stars)

    I have seen a sneak peek at Oregon's uniforms for next year...one word...FABULOUS!
    (10 days ago, 7 stars)

    I know everyone in Utah County was disappointed that Caucasion Appreciation Night was cancelled...but you only have to wait until July 4th for the Stadium of Caucasians event.
    (14 days ago, 14 stars)

    Don't you think it's time for an upgrade?
    (16 days ago, 2 stars)

    Is the bread pudding extra runny today?
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    I'll take that bet...got change for a $20?
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    I personally have witnessed the laying on of hands...
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    May I suggest we just start referring to them as the "P"?
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    Has Provo been cheating on the census the same way they have cheated on internet surveys all these years?
    (26 days ago, 3 stars)

    Would you go to the Bowl Down Under?
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    I don't know about the others, but I recommend the Motorcycle Safety Foundation training.
    (30 days ago, 2 stars)

    I know nothing of the Duggar family, but how does the police record of a 14 year old become public?
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    The perception of the prescription drug abuse problem in Utah was confirmed in a study conducted about 10 years ago by the US Dept. of Health. How current is your information from the CDC? Your link shows a graphic with no date and no source.
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    Let me get this straight...if I show up to your house in a white shirt and a tie you'll offer me a beer?
    (44 days ago, 8 stars)

    This is somewhat random, but I was going to comment on Mullet Ute's aversion to pants in his post below with a picture of manpris when I stumbled onto this website...
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    I'd bet appearing on The Drive is part of the deal with the PAC12 network and the schools have no choice in the matter.
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    Not sure why you say that...his assistants were interviewed regularly prior to last year.
    (46 days ago, 1 stars)

    Which Brad Pitt movie?
    (48 days ago, 1 stars)

    I am curious about any specific religion bashing incident you could cite that parallels the Kerr incident at ASU.
    (49 days ago, 2 stars)

    Don't you remember? BYU won this...
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    Do you stalk BYU coed tweets?
    (54 days ago, 2 stars)

    With all those big guns involved that chair should be very well endowed.
    (55 days ago, 1 stars)

    Did he accept your invitation?
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    Only Mission Control knows his true whereabouts.
    (59 days ago, 2 stars)

    The problem is the government doesn't keep statistics on the number of people shot by police, let alone cases involving potential excessive force.
    (63 days ago, 4 stars)

    I think I'm in your camp on this one. Hill serves the University and all student athletes first. I can understand the need to upgrade sports facilities if they are substandard relative to other schools in our conference.
    (65 days ago, 2 stars)

    Scared and afraid? Methinks you've been spending too much time south of Salt Lake County.
    (66 days ago, 6 stars)

    Some of these alumni football games get pretty rough...witness this play during the Kansas alumni game a few days ago
    (67 days ago, 12 stars)

    Something is going to give, either we will end up paying more to watch sports on ESPN, or contracts for viewing rights with sports leagues are going to start coming back to earth.
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    It does really matter what happened to Frederick Gray, and the nature of the police response. Isn't that the crux of the issue?
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    He looks like his cummerbund is too tight.
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    Why is it a must watch if you aren't a fan of boxing?
    (68 days ago, 6 stars)

    I'm bullish on Travis having a good year this year. He doesn't need to be all-world.
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    You didn't scroll down far enough on the Urban Dictionary definitions.
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    It depends...is the purpose of the second home on foreign soil to escape the IRS?
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    The Nike swoop logo seems an oddly appropriate shape with regard to it's placement under their slogan.
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    Let these Irish lasses assuage your ill feelings...
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    I'm with you on this one...this is the same rationale I use for only brushing my teeth once a week...screw you P&G!
    (80 days ago, 5 stars)

    If that's the case, this state must be filled with atheists.
    (80 days ago, 13 stars)

    Oregon track athlete version of Kaelin Clay.
    (81 days ago, 3 stars)

    Have they no refuge, no resource? Are there no workhouses?
    (81 days ago, 4 stars)

    Excessive force...not just for black urban males...
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    The "benefit of the doubt" goes out the window when you see the account of the event that was released by the authorities before the video was made public. They undermined the trust in law enforcement for every department in the country.
    (86 days ago, 4 stars)

    It's going to take the rest of the day to erase this mental image.
    (89 days ago, 1 stars)

    For anyone that has watched the HBO show "Going Clear".
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    The last thing on my mind this morning was witnessing how BYU coach Mark Atuaia sins. Thanks Sfork.
    (90 days ago, 3 stars)

    In case you didn't see it, student/athlete rendition of the National Anthem to kick off the Final Four. Well done.
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    If a business owner wishes to be "selective" in who they serve, why don't they operate as a private club instead of placing the burden on the general public?
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    She wasn't a Sheila?
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    These illicit posts tend to elicit all kinds of responses.
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    A case of what?
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    RE: 7
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    I think it was a song by the B-52's.
    (100 days ago, 5 stars)

    Would you have said the same thing about the Nicaraguan Canal project 10 years ago?
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    Anyone up for a road trip to Moscow? Russia, not Idaho...
    (100 days ago, 5 stars)

    It's figures that a jerk like Woodard would jump ship at this point in the season . Who will fill his shoes?
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    Totally decent!
    (102 days ago, 3 stars)

    I think he's right...freakin Woodard hasn't shown up all season.
    (102 days ago, 10 stars)

    Cryin Piccolo
    (104 days ago, 1 stars)

    Very scary situation. Please keep us posted with his status updates.
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    Don't you think if Jesus was around today he would drive a Ferrari?
    (109 days ago, 1 stars)

    If the counselor wasn't court appointed and there is no dictate for you to participate, why are you subjecting yourself and your children to the experience?
    (109 days ago, 6 stars)

    Deseret News...Utah's very own Bleacher Report.
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    The Seattle Starbuckers
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    Team isn't being sold. They are reorganizing and implementing an independent board of directors for the company.
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    Now you're being acute.
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    Is this a Jeopardy riddle?
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    Remember Jeffrey Dahmer....the brawl pales in comparison...
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    Remember that Brazilian soccer referee that was beheaded and his head was displayed at midfield...the brawl wasn't nearly that bad.
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    Is anyone on campus right now willing to post some pics?
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    I blame the obfuscation in the wording of your post :P
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    In this case, which is the donor and which is the recipient?
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    How can something so right be so wrong?
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    Oooops, misread your post.
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    Embrace nonconformity.
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    I try to keep up on things, but I don't think I have seen anything tying those individuals to ISIS. Am I incorrect?
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