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    If Michigan's miserable play isn't enough to get Brady Hoke canned, his inaction after his quarterback got rocked may do him in.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-29 10:25:53

    Hoked claims he didn't see Shane Morris staggering around after he got clobbered. I'm not buying it.

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    Rumored location for viewing party for UCLA game...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-28 21:19:16

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    I'm not sure there is a team in college football I dislike more than Florida State.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-27 14:16:52

    At least no team in a P5 conference.

    Go Wolfpack!

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    Because it's on the interwebs it must be true...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-23 09:26:40

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    You had to know this gif was coming...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:15:37

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    If you want to read the home team's media perspective on today's Utah win...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:04:07

    Detroit Free Press

    The Wolverine fans' comments are brutal.

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    Heads will soon be rolling in the NFL.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-19 17:14:28

    Rice case: purposeful misdirection by team, scant investigation by NFL

    It's interesting to watch ESPNs reporting on this, considering their partnership with the NFL.

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    This is just a guess, but I bet Urban Outfitters doesn't have anyone on staff born in the 1960's or earlier.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-15 17:15:55

    Sometimes it's a good idea to keep a few of "grayhairs" around to catch things like this.

    Unfortunate fashions

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    This has all been a ploy to take attention away from Wes Welker.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 21:58:38

    Wes Gets Down with Molly

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    Sometimes current events conjure long suppressed memories...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 19:32:17

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    Haven't even started the season and the 49ers are imploding.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-31 11:09:16

    A second defensive starter facing suspension to start the season.

    San Francisco 49ers star Ray McDonald arrested on domestic violence charges

    The commissioner has set the new bar at 6 games for first offense domestic abuse after the Ray Rice fiasco.

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    Can anyone find Napoleon?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-25 10:40:20

    ISU Wide Receiver Domenic Toliver

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    Johnny F-bomb

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-19 08:54:19

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    Reaching out to the Ute Tribe.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-12 17:29:16

    Good to see the athletic department making some tangible gestures.

    Ute Tribe youngsters visit Utah football practice Tuesday

    At Tuesday's scrimmage, a small crowd of about two dozen youth, many of them clad in red and black jerseys, sat watching from the south end zone. They had traveled almost three hours by bus to be at Rice-Eccles Stadium that morning.

    Many of them are on a youth football team called the Utes. But their team doesn't take its name from the U. - the university takes its name from them.

    The children and their chaperones represented a small visiting contingent from the Ute Indian Tribe, on a trip organized by the tribe's recreation department. Their presence reflects the agreement between the university and the tribe, which was modified this spring to include more scholarships for college hopefuls from the tribe as well as promoting education about the group's history.

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    I'm having a hard time imagining this guy giving birth.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 16:29:43

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    Interesting story from our neighbors to the south...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 11:20:30

    BYU student accused of hacking system, changing grade

    I think in Utah County they don't call this activity "hacking"...I think it's referred to as "honor coding".

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    I have done a thorough position by position analysis of the Ute football team. I have considered the coaching staff, and reviewed the schedule. I have applied sophisticated analytics to all opponents. I have accounted for the weather.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-31 17:41:30

    I have come to a conclusion on a prediction for the Utes won/loss record this season. I will let you know how close I was after the Colorado game.

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    The Bruins are all wet.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-29 20:56:00

    Broken water main floods UCLA

    The 30-inch, 93-year-old pipe that broke under nearby Sunset Boulevard made a raging river of the street and sent millions of gallons of water across the school's athletic facilities, including the famed floor of Pauley Pavilion and the neighboring Wooden Center training facility, as well as a pair of parking structures that took the brunt of the damage.

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    It's like zoob kryptonite...that is if zoobs had super powers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-26 12:27:10

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    I have a feeling, when this guy is umpiring, anything close to the plate on a two strike count is going to get the call.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-23 09:47:55

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    Utah won't be the only team with a new look this mavens feast your eyes on these beauties...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-16 22:09:28

    LA Steel

    Sounds like something stolen from the Zoolander movie.

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    Former BYU defensive back turned comedian, Tim McTyer, talks about his experiences with the honor code.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-15 11:20:30



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    I know he probably had plenty of help writing it, but this is probably one of the best things I have ever read coming from an athlete.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-11 11:06:03

    LeBron's essay

    *Edit* This wasn't an essay, but LeBron's words being retold by a reporter.

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    I am anxious to see if this movie does justice to the story.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-10 22:01:53

    Too bad Louie won't be around for it's release.

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    Hide your wife! Hide your children!

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-21 19:16:29

    10,000 free spirits, nudists to gather in Utah

    This is why every July 4th I celebrate like crazy.

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    Any of you old timers tell your kids that the best music videos of all time were from the 80's?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-20 12:18:38

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    I hate it when a commercial tune gets stuck in my head.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-12 21:42:01

    Damn you Apple.

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    The ownership of the Salt Lake Tribune has been discussed here at length. This is the first confirmation of the Huntsman rumor that I have seen.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-07 18:18:11

    Huntsman interested in buying Salt Lake Tribune

    SLC 'should always have at least two newspapers,' Huntsman says

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    Some cool imagery of "then and now" D-Day Landing photos. Click on the photo for the "now" version.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-07 11:12:40

    D-day landings scenes in 1944 and now interactive

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    Something fun to watch on a slow Saturday afternoon.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-05-31 17:07:24

    Alex Chacon has done something I've always dreamed of doing...traveling the world on a motorcycle. This 3 minute video documents some of his travels. Some places will be familiar.

    He has a pretty cool website:

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    We need more bots with City Weekly links.
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    That wasn't the BYU ticket office...they have now employed the MLM method of ticket distribution and that was some poor downliner trying to get rid of his excess inventory.
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    On a different topic, Jazz fans will be glad to know Trey Burke has been spending a lot of time on his ball handling skills.
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    It really demonstrates how important these kids' health is to the schools and to the NCAA when they let coaches slide on this stuff.
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    If Michigan's miserable play isn't enough to get Brady Hoke canned, his inaction after his quarterback got rocked may do him in.
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    You really want to shame them? Call them out by name and post their tweets for public ridicule...that would probably end it.
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    Rumored location for viewing party for UCLA game...
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    Wow Colorado...helluva game.
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    I suppose they have to find you to redeem?
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    It's not so much my life depending on it as it is I have no f$%^##@ idea what channel it is.
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    Out of curiosity, what were the attributes that led you to hire him?
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    Every state has their own brand of crazies.
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    Needs more mountains.
    (5 days ago, 7 stars)

    I thought they just beefed up their wifi speeds.
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    Maybe it's just me, but Mike Leach isn't the first guy that pops into my mind for dating advice.
    (5 days ago, 0 stars)

    Don't even try.
    (6 days ago, 6 stars)

    This should pay real dividends for the tough schedule coming up...
    (6 days ago, 27 stars)

    I heard on the radio this morning that he was at practice yesterday.
    (7 days ago, 0 stars)

    That didn't answer the question.
    (8 days ago, 3 stars)

    So inherited wealth is success?
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    Because it's on the interwebs it must be true...
    (8 days ago, 10 stars)

    Just out of curiosity, which P5 schools do you think will have a lower SOS than BYU right now?
    (8 days ago, 0 stars)

    I have read a fair amount of discussion about the conference season and conference championships being the elimination rounds before the 4 team playoff.
    (9 days ago, 2 stars)

    I'm pretty sure "soaking" is a colloquialism peculiar to the culture in Utah.
    (10 days ago, 2 stars)

    You had to know this gif was coming...
    (11 days ago, 5 stars)

    If you want to read the home team's media perspective on today's Utah win...
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    Heads will soon be rolling in the NFL.
    (12 days ago, 1 stars)

    I'm not sure what "link-bate" is, but it also sounds NSFW.
    (12 days ago, 1 stars)

    Lucky for me my brain is dominated by the Urbanial Cortex.
    (12 days ago, 6 stars)

    Some will love Michigan, but I will never forgive them for this.
    (12 days ago, 3 stars)

    RE: Beautiful on the outside, but the inside looks like one big, ugly, bland, empty cereal bowl.
    (12 days ago, 3 stars)

    Josh Gordon...because I understand he is available this weekend.
    (12 days ago, 10 stars)

    The NFL is considered a non-profit organization and is tax exempt.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    I guess I'll have to be the one.
    (13 days ago, 7 stars)

    I think sponsors pulling their support will have a bigger impact than any worries about fan involvement. No one wants their corporate logo on the backdrop when the team GM is up there trying to explain why their players have been arrested.
    (14 days ago, 3 stars)

    These people really do live in a tightly sealed bubble.
    (14 days ago, 3 stars)

    Unfortunately when a zoob says skittles, they really mean skittles.
    (15 days ago, 21 stars)

    This is just a guess, but I bet Urban Outfitters doesn't have anyone on staff born in the 1960's or earlier.
    (16 days ago, 16 stars)

    RE: He's not a dumb ass. He's just not afraid to tell the truth. Without filters
    (16 days ago, 1 stars)

    Charles Barkley...dumbass ex-jock or social commentator for our times?
    (16 days ago, 0 stars)

    The real reason those casinos died is because Atlantic City is a $#!+hole, and no one in their right mind would be caught there after dark. If they just bulldozed the city and started over, they might have a chance of making it a decent place.
    (19 days ago, 2 stars)

    I don't really know or care. If Utah goes undefeated, they will be national champions.
    (19 days ago, 33 stars)

    Could you provide a link to your link?
    (19 days ago, 1 stars)

    I knew they had a crappy schedule this year, but I didn't think they would be playing a team cobbled together by the Veterans Administration. I expect they will win handily again. *sigh*
    (19 days ago, 2 stars)

    They have really large confetti down in Provo.
    (20 days ago, 11 stars)

    Magic happens?
    (20 days ago, 3 stars)

    The earlier post by autahfan got me thinking...would a PAC12 championship, regardless of the outcome of any bowl game, rank as a higher accomplishment than beating Alabama in the Sugar Bowl?
    (21 days ago, 4 stars)

    Our conference contests will eclipse anything experienced with the school in Utah County if we start winning more conference games than we lose. I want more than a state championship.
    (21 days ago, 7 stars)

    Looks like a canary stampede.
    (21 days ago, 19 stars)

    Is that a mountain on your shorts or are you just happy to see me?
    (21 days ago, 3 stars)

    I understand you can get tickets allocated to player's families if you exchange a pair of socks...
    (22 days ago, 7 stars)

    As long as it doesn't involve knocking her senseless and hovering over her limp body, I won't judge you.
    (22 days ago, 5 stars)

    Are you saying we shouldn't evaluate people based on their behaviors? Or that we shouldn't form opinions about people in general?
    (22 days ago, 3 stars)

    I don't know about anyone else, but if I assaulted a woman and I was arrested and my company learned about it, I would lose my job.
    (22 days ago, 7 stars)

    My understanding is that this isn't the NFL changing or imposing a great penalty on Rice, it is the Ravens saying they no longer desire his services.
    (23 days ago, 1 stars)

    The Wolverines not only took a beating on the scoreboard, but got nicked up pretty good as well.
    (24 days ago, 0 stars)

    This has all been a ploy to take attention away from Wes Welker.
    (29 days ago, 4 stars)

    Someone made a good point in the comments to Monson's column:
    (29 days ago, 10 stars)

    Because it's so much easier to be LDS and be a BYU fan?
    (29 days ago, 8 stars)

    Sometimes current events conjure long suppressed memories...
    (29 days ago, 4 stars)

    If outsiders can't see the posts, it must not have ever happened.
    (29 days ago, 3 stars)

    Do you think his family wants their picture on a huge display on our message board?
    (29 days ago, 1 stars)

    This doesn't feel right, seeing his family pictured on this message board. Max opened himself up for this when he slandered the University and everyone associated with it, but his family shouldn't be exposed here.
    (29 days ago, 6 stars)

    I never needed to be reminded. Fan bases across the nation all have similarities. The thing that is different about this rivalry is one participant insists their team, fans, and players are unique.
    (29 days ago, 7 stars)

    "#%& you all! At least it wasn't beer!" - Max Hall
    (29 days ago, 13 stars)

    Max Hall is pretty much a dick. I feel no better or no worse about this than if it had happened to any other dick I have come across.
    (29 days ago, 6 stars)

    I have read that tickets will be refunded...don't know about TV money. I saw an article that the contract has an "act of God" clause, which gives Florida an out in terms of the payout.
    (31 days ago, 0 stars)

    So what is going to happen with that game? Will they replay it, or consider it a "no contest"?
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    Haven't even started the season and the 49ers are imploding.
    (31 days ago, 3 stars)

    It would be nice to see that new stadium built in Vegas so we could get some of these neutral site games in the West. Anyone know the latest status on that?
    (32 days ago, 2 stars)

    Is that Troy Polamalu playing in Fresno's defensive backfield?
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    That sideline unsportsmanlike call was weak.
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    Those politically correct zealots need to just keep it to themselves.
    (32 days ago, 4 stars)

    Kinda reminds me of this:
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    What is up with those UCONN helmets? I admit I have never watched one of their games...have they always looked like that?
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    Am I the only one that didn't know what a Peter Dinklage was?
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    I'm not sure I'm buying this story...did you sprain both ankles in the process?
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    Whores of Pocatello
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    That punchline serves only the LDS community.
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    If you see these in his cooler, you might want to move on to the next tailgater.
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    Those road trips to Salt Lake City were murderous...handcarts over rutted trails...blizzards...famine...
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    This is the reason people are always honking for me to go at the stoplights...
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    Do you have any experience with HDTV trucks?
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    I may not be posting much for a while...I just sprained both my wrists jumping out the second floor window to save a child drowning in the rain.
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    Maybe sit the next couple of plays out...
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    Never trust a woman that keeps shears on the nightstand.
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    My understanding is there is no "formula". The committee will take won/loss record, strength of schedule, conference championships, and possibly other factors into consideration, but ultimately is still done by subjective voting.
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    Could you provide a link to the source of that illustration?
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