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    Can anyone find Napoleon?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-25 10:40:20

    ISU Wide Receiver Domenic Toliver

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    Johnny F-bomb

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-19 08:54:19

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    Reaching out to the Ute Tribe.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-12 17:29:16

    Good to see the athletic department making some tangible gestures.

    Ute Tribe youngsters visit Utah football practice Tuesday

    At Tuesday's scrimmage, a small crowd of about two dozen youth, many of them clad in red and black jerseys, sat watching from the south end zone. They had traveled almost three hours by bus to be at Rice-Eccles Stadium that morning.

    Many of them are on a youth football team called the Utes. But their team doesn't take its name from the U. - the university takes its name from them.

    The children and their chaperones represented a small visiting contingent from the Ute Indian Tribe, on a trip organized by the tribe's recreation department. Their presence reflects the agreement between the university and the tribe, which was modified this spring to include more scholarships for college hopefuls from the tribe as well as promoting education about the group's history.

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    I'm having a hard time imagining this guy giving birth.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 16:29:43

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    Interesting story from our neighbors to the south...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 11:20:30

    BYU student accused of hacking system, changing grade

    I think in Utah County they don't call this activity "hacking"...I think it's referred to as "honor coding".

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    I have done a thorough position by position analysis of the Ute football team. I have considered the coaching staff, and reviewed the schedule. I have applied sophisticated analytics to all opponents. I have accounted for the weather.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-31 17:41:30

    I have come to a conclusion on a prediction for the Utes won/loss record this season. I will let you know how close I was after the Colorado game.

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    The Bruins are all wet.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-29 20:56:00

    Broken water main floods UCLA

    The 30-inch, 93-year-old pipe that broke under nearby Sunset Boulevard made a raging river of the street and sent millions of gallons of water across the school's athletic facilities, including the famed floor of Pauley Pavilion and the neighboring Wooden Center training facility, as well as a pair of parking structures that took the brunt of the damage.

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    It's like zoob kryptonite...that is if zoobs had super powers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-26 12:27:10

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    I have a feeling, when this guy is umpiring, anything close to the plate on a two strike count is going to get the call.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-23 09:47:55

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    Utah won't be the only team with a new look this mavens feast your eyes on these beauties...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-16 22:09:28

    LA Steel

    Sounds like something stolen from the Zoolander movie.

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    Former BYU defensive back turned comedian, Tim McTyer, talks about his experiences with the honor code.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-15 11:20:30



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    I know he probably had plenty of help writing it, but this is probably one of the best things I have ever read coming from an athlete.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-11 11:06:03

    LeBron's essay

    *Edit* This wasn't an essay, but LeBron's words being retold by a reporter.

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    I am anxious to see if this movie does justice to the story.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-10 22:01:53

    Too bad Louie won't be around for it's release.

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    Hide your wife! Hide your children!

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-21 19:16:29

    10,000 free spirits, nudists to gather in Utah

    This is why every July 4th I celebrate like crazy.

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    Any of you old timers tell your kids that the best music videos of all time were from the 80's?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-20 12:18:38

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    I hate it when a commercial tune gets stuck in my head.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-12 21:42:01

    Damn you Apple.

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    The ownership of the Salt Lake Tribune has been discussed here at length. This is the first confirmation of the Huntsman rumor that I have seen.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-07 18:18:11

    Huntsman interested in buying Salt Lake Tribune

    SLC 'should always have at least two newspapers,' Huntsman says

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    Some cool imagery of "then and now" D-Day Landing photos. Click on the photo for the "now" version.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-07 11:12:40

    D-day landings scenes in 1944 and now – interactive

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    Something fun to watch on a slow Saturday afternoon.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-05-31 17:07:24

    Alex Chacon has done something I've always dreamed of doing...traveling the world on a motorcycle. This 3 minute video documents some of his travels. Some places will be familiar.

    He has a pretty cool website:

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    BYU TV is all over the story with this recent tweet...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-05-21 14:13:37

    <script async src="//" charset="utf-8"></script>

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    I frequently find myself fighting the feeling of extreme cynicism...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-05-19 12:15:50

    Victims' Families Are Furious About 9/11 Memorial Museum

    The 9/11 Memorial Museum, set to open to the public this Friday, is at the center of an intense debate.
    The New York City-based museum costs $24 to enter, and the gift shop offers pricey coffee mugs, T-shirts, key chains and stuffed animals. A separate part of the museum also houses some 8,000 unidentified human remains from the terrorist attacks.
    Those juxtapositions – tribute and commercialism, trinkets amid tragedy – have victims’ families fuming.

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    Good rundown on the bumper crop of highly rated quarterbacks that came into the PAC 12 in the 2012 class by ESPN.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-05-13 18:41:38

    Interestingly enough, Travis Wilson is referred to as the "unquestioned success story (so far) from this class".

    Travis Wilson
    Ranking: No. 39
    School: Utah
    Status: Starter
    Comment: The unquestioned success story (so far) from this class, Wilson is the only starter among the group. He started seven games as a true freshman and the Utes' first nines games in 2013 before a scary head injury cost him the rest of the season. The injury was serious enough that his career was in jeopardy, but it was announced in February that he would return. Wilson has thrown for 3,138 yards and 23 touchdowns.

    Pac-12's 2012 quarterback class dwindling

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    Is it a breach of board etiquette to go straight to the **** sucking rant without first covering the intermediary steps of questioning one's mother's virtue and the location of one's head relative to their derriere?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-05-01 15:58:43

    These things should be covered in a FAQ somewhere...

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    I'll take poorly worded headlines for $400, Alex.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-04-30 11:50:01

    New Owner Must Replace 'Clippers' As Team Name To Avoid Sterling Taint

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    This made me laugh.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-04-26 15:30:11

    I always wondered how Cliven Bundy had such good seats at The Clipper games. Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) April 26, 2014

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    I would just like to say the conversation about the school fight song has been riveting.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-04-23 12:09:24

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    When I read about this kid's adventure, I began thinking of a new service airlines might be able to introduce.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-04-21 17:00:10

    Teenage jet stowaway lucky to be alive, medical experts say

    After some recent flying experiences, if airlines offered a non-pressurized section of the cabin, and I could pass out from hypoxia, I wouldn't have to worry about cramped seats, surly flight attendants, or the little cretin kicking my seat back. Wake me when we've landed.

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    Something cool to watch if you don't have anything better to do for a couple of minutes.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-04-08 22:00:37

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    Speaking of yoga pants, did you catch the cover of Golf Digest?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-04-03 19:17:54

    I didn't even know Wayne's daughter played golf...I wonder if she could fix the hitch in my back swing.

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    It's baseball season!!! What else matters?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-03-30 10:37:49

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    You're just jealous of people with more hair on their chins than you have on your head.
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    Not sure how many I can name, but I bet I can recognize most tribal names if I hear them. And I knew in grade school that the state of Utah was named after the Ute tribe...and I didn't grow up here.
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    People not knowing what a Seminole or a Ute is results more from a failure in education than a failure in marketing.
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    I'm having a hard time imagining this guy giving birth.
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    Some people believe Euro soccer fans were just trying to help players with their potassium intake.
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    From what I've seen, former athletes seem to do well...they know what hard work is, and many still have the drive. Didn't a former swimmer win the last competition?
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    Keep one of these on your desk...same principle as garlic with vampires...
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    I wasn't sure, but I thought it might have been Duane Busby receiving the lap dance.
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    That smack doesn't hold up.
    (21 days ago, 37 stars)

    Interesting story from our neighbors to the south...
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    I thought his issues were about public property, not private property. Does he have a deed for the property his cattle were grazing on?
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    All this time I was thinking they were ripping off a Viagra marketing campaign.
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    I will make an offering to Jobu.
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    Sounds like a picnic!
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    I don't hire anyone that purposely misspells "school". Seems like a petty reason to disqualify someone that might be a great worker.
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    I think Chad slipped a hyper caffeinated espresso shot into his chai...and this is the only way he knows to get back at him.
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    One can only imagine the fierce intensity of the confrontation.
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    I know ratings matter in the big picture as far as getting lucrative TV contracts for the conference...
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