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    If Michigan's miserable play isn't enough to get Brady Hoke canned, his inaction after his quarterback got rocked may do him in.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-29 10:25:53



    Hoked claims he didn't see Shane Morris staggering around after he got clobbered. I'm not buying it.

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    Rumored location for viewing party for UCLA game...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-28 21:19:16

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    I'm not sure there is a team in college football I dislike more than Florida State.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-27 14:16:52

    At least no team in a P5 conference.

    Go Wolfpack!

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    Because it's on the interwebs it must be true...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-23 09:26:40

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    You had to know this gif was coming...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:15:37

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    If you want to read the home team's media perspective on today's Utah win...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:04:07

    Detroit Free Press

    Mlive.com

    The Wolverine fans' comments are brutal.

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    Heads will soon be rolling in the NFL.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-19 17:14:28

    Rice case: purposeful misdirection by team, scant investigation by NFL

    It's interesting to watch ESPNs reporting on this, considering their partnership with the NFL.

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    This is just a guess, but I bet Urban Outfitters doesn't have anyone on staff born in the 1960's or earlier.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-15 17:15:55



    Sometimes it's a good idea to keep a few of "grayhairs" around to catch things like this.

    Unfortunate fashions

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    This has all been a ploy to take attention away from Wes Welker.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 21:58:38

    Wes Gets Down with Molly

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    Sometimes current events conjure long suppressed memories...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 19:32:17

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    Haven't even started the season and the 49ers are imploding.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-31 11:09:16

    A second defensive starter facing suspension to start the season.

    San Francisco 49ers star Ray McDonald arrested on domestic violence charges

    The commissioner has set the new bar at 6 games for first offense domestic abuse after the Ray Rice fiasco.

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    Can anyone find Napoleon?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-25 10:40:20

    ISU Wide Receiver Domenic Toliver

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    Johnny F-bomb

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-19 08:54:19

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    Reaching out to the Ute Tribe.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-12 17:29:16

    Good to see the athletic department making some tangible gestures.

    Ute Tribe youngsters visit Utah football practice Tuesday

    At Tuesday's scrimmage, a small crowd of about two dozen youth, many of them clad in red and black jerseys, sat watching from the south end zone. They had traveled almost three hours by bus to be at Rice-Eccles Stadium that morning.

    Many of them are on a youth football team called the Utes. But their team doesn't take its name from the U. - the university takes its name from them.

    The children and their chaperones represented a small visiting contingent from the Ute Indian Tribe, on a trip organized by the tribe's recreation department. Their presence reflects the agreement between the university and the tribe, which was modified this spring to include more scholarships for college hopefuls from the tribe as well as promoting education about the group's history.

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    I'm having a hard time imagining this guy giving birth.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 16:29:43

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    Interesting story from our neighbors to the south...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 11:20:30

    BYU student accused of hacking system, changing grade

    I think in Utah County they don't call this activity "hacking"...I think it's referred to as "honor coding".

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    I have done a thorough position by position analysis of the Ute football team. I have considered the coaching staff, and reviewed the schedule. I have applied sophisticated analytics to all opponents. I have accounted for the weather.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-31 17:41:30

    I have come to a conclusion on a prediction for the Utes won/loss record this season. I will let you know how close I was after the Colorado game.

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    The Bruins are all wet.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-29 20:56:00

    Broken water main floods UCLA

    The 30-inch, 93-year-old pipe that broke under nearby Sunset Boulevard made a raging river of the street and sent millions of gallons of water across the school's athletic facilities, including the famed floor of Pauley Pavilion and the neighboring Wooden Center training facility, as well as a pair of parking structures that took the brunt of the damage.




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    It's like zoob kryptonite...that is if zoobs had super powers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-26 12:27:10

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    I have a feeling, when this guy is umpiring, anything close to the plate on a two strike count is going to get the call.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-23 09:47:55

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    Utah won't be the only team with a new look this fall...fashion mavens feast your eyes on these beauties...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-16 22:09:28



    LA Steel

    Sounds like something stolen from the Zoolander movie.

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    Former BYU defensive back turned comedian, Tim McTyer, talks about his experiences with the honor code.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-15 11:20:30

    NSFW

    video

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    I know he probably had plenty of help writing it, but this is probably one of the best things I have ever read coming from an athlete.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-11 11:06:03

    LeBron's essay

    *Edit* This wasn't an essay, but LeBron's words being retold by a reporter.

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    I am anxious to see if this movie does justice to the story.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-10 22:01:53

    Too bad Louie won't be around for it's release.

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    Hide your wife! Hide your children!

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-21 19:16:29

    10,000 free spirits, nudists to gather in Utah

    This is why every July 4th I celebrate like crazy.

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    Any of you old timers tell your kids that the best music videos of all time were from the 80's?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-20 12:18:38

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    I hate it when a commercial tune gets stuck in my head.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-12 21:42:01

    Damn you Apple.

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    The ownership of the Salt Lake Tribune has been discussed here at length. This is the first confirmation of the Huntsman rumor that I have seen.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-07 18:18:11

    Huntsman interested in buying Salt Lake Tribune

    SLC 'should always have at least two newspapers,' Huntsman says

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    Some cool imagery of "then and now" D-Day Landing photos. Click on the photo for the "now" version.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-06-07 11:12:40

    D-day landings scenes in 1944 and now interactive

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    Something fun to watch on a slow Saturday afternoon.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-05-31 17:07:24

    Alex Chacon has done something I've always dreamed of doing...traveling the world on a motorcycle. This 3 minute video documents some of his travels. Some places will be familiar.


    He has a pretty cool website: modernmotorcyclediaries.com

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    That wasn't the BYU ticket office...they have now employed the MLM method of ticket distribution and that was some poor downliner trying to get rid of his excess inventory.
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    Maybe it's just me, but Mike Leach isn't the first guy that pops into my mind for dating advice.
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    Don't even try.
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    This should pay real dividends for the tough schedule coming up...
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    I heard on the radio this morning that he was at practice yesterday.
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    That didn't answer the question.
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    So inherited wealth is success?
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    Because it's on the interwebs it must be true...
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    Just out of curiosity, which P5 schools do you think will have a lower SOS than BYU right now?
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    I have read a fair amount of discussion about the conference season and conference championships being the elimination rounds before the 4 team playoff.
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    I'm pretty sure "soaking" is a colloquialism peculiar to the culture in Utah.
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    You had to know this gif was coming...
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    If you want to read the home team's media perspective on today's Utah win...
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    Heads will soon be rolling in the NFL.
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    I'm not sure what "link-bate" is, but it also sounds NSFW.
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    Lucky for me my brain is dominated by the Urbanial Cortex.
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    RE: Beautiful on the outside, but the inside looks like one big, ugly, bland, empty cereal bowl.
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    Josh Gordon...because I understand he is available this weekend.
    (12 days ago, 10 stars)

    The NFL is considered a non-profit organization and is tax exempt.
    (13 days ago, 0 stars)

    I guess I'll have to be the one.
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    I think sponsors pulling their support will have a bigger impact than any worries about fan involvement. No one wants their corporate logo on the backdrop when the team GM is up there trying to explain why their players have been arrested.
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    These people really do live in a tightly sealed bubble.
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    Unfortunately when a zoob says skittles, they really mean skittles.
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    This is just a guess, but I bet Urban Outfitters doesn't have anyone on staff born in the 1960's or earlier.
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    RE: He's not a dumb ass. He's just not afraid to tell the truth. Without filters
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    Charles Barkley...dumbass ex-jock or social commentator for our times?
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    The real reason those casinos died is because Atlantic City is a $#!+hole, and no one in their right mind would be caught there after dark. If they just bulldozed the city and started over, they might have a chance of making it a decent place.
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    I don't really know or care. If Utah goes undefeated, they will be national champions.
    (19 days ago, 33 stars)

    Could you provide a link to your link?
    (19 days ago, 1 stars)

    I knew they had a crappy schedule this year, but I didn't think they would be playing a team cobbled together by the Veterans Administration. I expect they will win handily again. *sigh*
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    They have really large confetti down in Provo.
    (20 days ago, 11 stars)

    Magic happens?
    (20 days ago, 3 stars)

    The earlier post by autahfan got me thinking...would a PAC12 championship, regardless of the outcome of any bowl game, rank as a higher accomplishment than beating Alabama in the Sugar Bowl?
    (21 days ago, 4 stars)

    Our conference contests will eclipse anything experienced with the school in Utah County if we start winning more conference games than we lose. I want more than a state championship.
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    Looks like a canary stampede.
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    Is that a mountain on your shorts or are you just happy to see me?
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    I understand you can get tickets allocated to player's families if you exchange a pair of socks...
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    As long as it doesn't involve knocking her senseless and hovering over her limp body, I won't judge you.
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    Are you saying we shouldn't evaluate people based on their behaviors? Or that we shouldn't form opinions about people in general?
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    I don't know about anyone else, but if I assaulted a woman and I was arrested and my company learned about it, I would lose my job.
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    My understanding is that this isn't the NFL changing or imposing a great penalty on Rice, it is the Ravens saying they no longer desire his services.
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    The Wolverines not only took a beating on the scoreboard, but got nicked up pretty good as well.
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    This has all been a ploy to take attention away from Wes Welker.
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    Someone made a good point in the comments to Monson's column:
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    Because it's so much easier to be LDS and be a BYU fan?
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    Sometimes current events conjure long suppressed memories...
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    If outsiders can't see the posts, it must not have ever happened.
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    Do you think his family wants their picture on a huge display on our message board?
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    This doesn't feel right, seeing his family pictured on this message board. Max opened himself up for this when he slandered the University and everyone associated with it, but his family shouldn't be exposed here.
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    I never needed to be reminded. Fan bases across the nation all have similarities. The thing that is different about this rivalry is one participant insists their team, fans, and players are unique.
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    "#%& you all! At least it wasn't beer!" - Max Hall
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    Max Hall is pretty much a dick. I feel no better or no worse about this than if it had happened to any other dick I have come across.
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    I have read that tickets will be refunded...don't know about TV money. I saw an article that the contract has an "act of God" clause, which gives Florida an out in terms of the payout.
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    So what is going to happen with that game? Will they replay it, or consider it a "no contest"?
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    It would be nice to see that new stadium built in Vegas so we could get some of these neutral site games in the West. Anyone know the latest status on that?
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    That sideline unsportsmanlike call was weak.
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    Those politically correct zealots need to just keep it to themselves.
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    Kinda reminds me of this:
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