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    Oregon track athlete version of Kaelin Clay.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-04-14 12:55:19

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    In case you didn't see it, student/athlete rendition of the National Anthem to kick off the Final Four. Well done.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-04-04 18:10:06

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    Anyone up for a road trip to Moscow? Russia, not Idaho...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-03-26 10:18:37

    Russia Plans Super Highway Linking U.K. to U.S.

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    Is anyone on campus right now willing to post some pics?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-27 12:25:31

    Outside Huntsman Center, students set up camp for Saturday seats

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    In this case, which is the donor and which is the recipient?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-27 12:00:25

    The world's first human head transplant: could it happen in the next 2 years?

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    If Boise can have tropical beaches, why can't Florida have ski slopes?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-11 12:34:57



    Massive ski ramp proposed for new $309M Kissimmee resort

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    Is there something wrong with me because I didn't notice the sharks jacked up their choreography during the halftime show of the Super Bowl?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-02-02 13:54:30

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    Long before the New England Patriots, the New York Knicks were notorious for messing with their balls.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-29 17:19:03

    Basketball Hall Of Famer Bill Bradley Was Known For Alleged 'DeflateGate' Tactic

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    Gotta love super bowl ads...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 16:34:49

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    Have you been looking for a reason to head out for lunch?

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 13:56:08

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    An interesting article that goes against conventional wisdom on single sport participation for youths as a predictor of performance at a higher level.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-26 12:30:24

    The Perils of Single-Sport Participation

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    This is something we all knew was coming. Car racing has done this for a while. The NHL will be the pioneers for major team sports, but I think we will see this soon for all major sports.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-23 13:53:19

    NHL announces partnership with GoPro for on-ice cameras

    This is one area where the web would be a viewing advantage over standard TV...giving the viewer the power to determine which camera on which player they would like to view at any given moment in the action. It will be interesting to see how this goes.

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    People watching at the Sundance Film Festival for fat, drunk, lazy Ute fans.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-23 13:21:57

    Link

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    This show will be must-see TV...

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-06 15:30:20

    'My Husband’s Not Gay’ Reality Show

    “My Husband’s Not Gay” features what its network, TLC, calls “unconventional Mormon marriages.” Of the men featured in the show who are married, they are shown alongside their wives, who know about their husbands’ preferences and try to make their marriages work.


    What are the odds that this guy graduated from BYU?

    Jeff explains his orientation by comparing it to one’s preference for a certain type of food.

    “You could say I’m oriented towards doughnuts and if I was being true to myself, I would eat doughnuts a lot more than I eat doughnuts,” Jeff said. “But am I miserable? Am I lonely? Am I denying myself because I don’t eat doughnuts as I might like to eat doughnuts? I’m not.”

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    OppressedUte posted a question on cell phone providers earlier...keep an eye on google...this would be a bigger deal than google fiber for those living in metro areas.

    by 3UteDad
    2015-01-06 13:26:06

    Google wants to make wireless networks that will free you from AT&T and Verizon’s data caps

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    Here's the latest info on salaries for college football coaches across the NCAA.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-12-30 13:49:47

    NCAA Football Coaching Salaries

    Most of these coaches are employed by public universities and are the highest paid public employees in the nation. I love college football, but this seems inherently wrong in terms of public priorities.

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    I find this very comical except for the fact that this jackass is getting a public defender paid for by taxpayers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-12-11 18:05:41

    Marshals take 'Super Dell' into custody after disrupting court hearing

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    New Utah football tradition...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-11-09 09:28:36

    Ball must be placed in the center of the "U" in the end zone before a player can throw up the "U" in celebration.

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    This is what it's like in a mixed SEC household when one of the teams loses. You may want to turn the NSFW sound down.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-27 09:55:19

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    Wow, UCLA imploding. Mora gets into it with his defensive coordinator on the sideline.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-11 15:43:40

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    May I make a suggestion to everyone posting from mobile devices using autocorrect? TURN IT OFF! Reading this board sometimes feels like trying to converse with a New York cabbie.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-07 18:08:34

    Thanks for your indulgence.

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    I don't know who will be behind center for the Utes in the coming weeks...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-05 14:51:49

    but I'm just wondering if anyone else has ever fantasized about Travis Wilson in a Jimmy Graham kind of role in the Utah offense? Wonder if he has good hands...

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    If Michigan's miserable play isn't enough to get Brady Hoke canned, his inaction after his quarterback got rocked may do him in.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-29 10:25:53



    Hoked claims he didn't see Shane Morris staggering around after he got clobbered. I'm not buying it.

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    Rumored location for viewing party for UCLA game...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-28 21:19:16

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    I'm not sure there is a team in college football I dislike more than Florida State.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-27 14:16:52

    At least no team in a P5 conference.

    Go Wolfpack!

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    Because it's on the interwebs it must be true...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-23 09:26:40

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    You had to know this gif was coming...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:15:37

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    If you want to read the home team's media perspective on today's Utah win...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:04:07

    Detroit Free Press

    Mlive.com

    The Wolverine fans' comments are brutal.

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    Heads will soon be rolling in the NFL.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-19 17:14:28

    Rice case: purposeful misdirection by team, scant investigation by NFL

    It's interesting to watch ESPNs reporting on this, considering their partnership with the NFL.

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    This is just a guess, but I bet Urban Outfitters doesn't have anyone on staff born in the 1960's or earlier.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-15 17:15:55



    Sometimes it's a good idea to keep a few of "grayhairs" around to catch things like this.

    Unfortunate fashions

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    I'm bullish on Travis having a good year this year. He doesn't need to be all-world.
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    You didn't scroll down far enough on the Urban Dictionary definitions.
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    It depends...is the purpose of the second home on foreign soil to escape the IRS?
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    The Nike swoop logo seems an oddly appropriate shape with regard to it's placement under their slogan.
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    Let these Irish lasses assuage your ill feelings...
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    I'm with you on this one...this is the same rationale I use for only brushing my teeth once a week...screw you P&G!
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    If that's the case, this state must be filled with atheists.
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    Oregon track athlete version of Kaelin Clay.
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    Have they no refuge, no resource? Are there no workhouses?
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    Excessive force...not just for black urban males...
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    The "benefit of the doubt" goes out the window when you see the account of the event that was released by the authorities before the video was made public. They undermined the trust in law enforcement for every department in the country.
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    It's going to take the rest of the day to erase this mental image.
    (21 days ago, 1 stars)

    For anyone that has watched the HBO show "Going Clear".
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    The last thing on my mind this morning was witnessing how BYU coach Mark Atuaia sins. Thanks Sfork.
    (22 days ago, 3 stars)

    In case you didn't see it, student/athlete rendition of the National Anthem to kick off the Final Four. Well done.
    (23 days ago, 6 stars)

    If a business owner wishes to be "selective" in who they serve, why don't they operate as a private club instead of placing the burden on the general public?
    (25 days ago, 2 stars)

    She wasn't a Sheila?
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    These illicit posts tend to elicit all kinds of responses.
    (27 days ago, 1 stars)

    A case of what?
    (27 days ago, 9 stars)

    RE: 7
    (31 days ago, 6 stars)

    I think it was a song by the B-52's.
    (32 days ago, 5 stars)

    Would you have said the same thing about the Nicaraguan Canal project 10 years ago?
    (32 days ago, 0 stars)

    Anyone up for a road trip to Moscow? Russia, not Idaho...
    (32 days ago, 5 stars)

    It's figures that a jerk like Woodard would jump ship at this point in the season . Who will fill his shoes?
    (34 days ago, 1 stars)

    Totally decent!
    (34 days ago, 3 stars)

    I think he's right...freakin Woodard hasn't shown up all season.
    (34 days ago, 10 stars)

    Cryin Piccolo
    (36 days ago, 1 stars)

    Very scary situation. Please keep us posted with his status updates.
    (40 days ago, 1 stars)

    Don't you think if Jesus was around today he would drive a Ferrari?
    (41 days ago, 1 stars)

    If the counselor wasn't court appointed and there is no dictate for you to participate, why are you subjecting yourself and your children to the experience?
    (41 days ago, 6 stars)

    Deseret News...Utah's very own Bleacher Report.
    (41 days ago, 7 stars)

    The Seattle Starbuckers
    (42 days ago, 3 stars)

    Team isn't being sold. They are reorganizing and implementing an independent board of directors for the company.
    (42 days ago, 0 stars)

    Now you're being acute.
    (45 days ago, 5 stars)

    That design eliminates certain men's room rituals.
    (47 days ago, 3 stars)

    It's been a long time since I have been in college, and maybe things have changed significantly in the Greek system in that time.
    (48 days ago, 4 stars)

    Is this a Jeopardy riddle?
    (53 days ago, 7 stars)

    Don't bother me until leisure suits are back in vogue.
    (53 days ago, 1 stars)

    If Elon Musk had only adopted the MLM model, this wouldn't be a problem in Utah.
    (53 days ago, 6 stars)

    Did anyone else notice...Brian Williams goes on hiatus and suddenly Dennis Nuttblock starts posting again? Coincidence?
    (53 days ago, 5 stars)

    Remember Jeffrey Dahmer....the brawl pales in comparison...
    (54 days ago, 5 stars)

    Remember that Brazilian soccer referee that was beheaded and his head was displayed at midfield...the brawl wasn't nearly that bad.
    (54 days ago, 10 stars)

    I didn't get on the board until late last night, but the rumor is going around that you killed some guy with a trident.
    (57 days ago, 4 stars)

    Is anyone on campus right now willing to post some pics?
    (59 days ago, 2 stars)

    I blame the obfuscation in the wording of your post :P
    (59 days ago, 1 stars)

    In this case, which is the donor and which is the recipient?
    (59 days ago, 0 stars)

    Will you have your Utah flags on your DeSoto this weekend? :P
    (59 days ago, 3 stars)

    Everyone knows the correct Utah spelling for Rick should be Rykk.
    (61 days ago, 0 stars)

    I would rather storm the court than storm the parking lot before the game is over.
    (62 days ago, 10 stars)

    You will have to explain to me how, without burrowing a hole in some part of the female anatomy, a camera ingested orally will find its way into the sexual organs of a woman.
    (62 days ago, 6 stars)

    I have seen this proposed in the past for poor free throw shooters, but have never seen any evidence that someone would hit a better percentage underhand.
    (66 days ago, 0 stars)

    How can something so right be so wrong?
    (74 days ago, 3 stars)

    Oooops, misread your post.
    (74 days ago, 1 stars)

    After watching the Little League World Series over the years, I'm confident in saying cheating has been going on internationally every bit as long as it has in the USA.
    (75 days ago, 2 stars)

    If Boise can have tropical beaches, why can't Florida have ski slopes?
    (75 days ago, 1 stars)

    Embrace nonconformity.
    (75 days ago, 3 stars)

    RE: If we keep this up we might get a class ranked almost as high as our BCS busting days! :D *braces for blue star barrage*
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    RE: Does anybody have any thoughts on what should happen in the Middle East?
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    *Deleted Snark*
    (83 days ago, 7 stars)

    Does anyone else find themselves authoring snarky posts...only to decide at the last second not to click "post message"? I think I have changed my mind on more posts than I have posted.
    (83 days ago, 13 stars)

    Can the Chinese actually "call in" the debt at any time? This debt carries specific terms and schedules as far as I know and can't be called in on a whim based on policies.
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    You used those individuals as an example of why we need to put boots on the ground in the middle east to fight ISIS.
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    I try to keep up on things, but I don't think I have seen anything tying those individuals to ISIS. Am I incorrect?
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    I've heard you can go blind doing that.
    (83 days ago, 2 stars)

    Is there something wrong with me because I didn't notice the sharks jacked up their choreography during the halftime show of the Super Bowl?
    (84 days ago, 2 stars)

    Oregon could show Utah a thing or two when it comes to lobbying for worker rights...
    (84 days ago, 1 stars)

    If true this is troubling. I would bet the majority of players in his position group have not been LDS.
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    There was no edit...I'm dumbfounded.
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    If my daughter were assaulted, I would ask for all the details and assess the situation and not act on her emotions at the time.
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    WTF?
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    Did something happen that got deleted? Seems kind of foolish to call people on the board out who don't have any idea what you are talking about.
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    That felt more like swinging for short center field for me.
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    That will be next year's.
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    Long before the New England Patriots, the New York Knicks were notorious for messing with their balls.
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    This same scenario plays out at every Lone Peak High School dance (except it's a white guy leading the way).
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    You left out all the mothers from the Old Spice ads.
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    Gotta love super bowl ads...
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    An interesting article that goes against conventional wisdom on single sport participation for youths as a predictor of performance at a higher level.
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    This is something we all knew was coming. Car racing has done this for a while. The NHL will be the pioneers for major team sports, but I think we will see this soon for all major sports.
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    Based on recent behavior we have witnessed from their team, we might start by eliminating honor from their code.
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    Teams suffer injuries every years. Their record indicates how good they were that year...that's fair.
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    Is prescription porn better than the over-the-counter porn?
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    I'm not sure the cop has a whole lot of leeway in this situation.
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