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    I find this very comical except for the fact that this jackass is getting a public defender paid for by taxpayers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-12-11 18:05:41

    Marshals take 'Super Dell' into custody after disrupting court hearing

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    New Utah football tradition...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-11-09 09:28:36

    Ball must be placed in the center of the "U" in the end zone before a player can throw up the "U" in celebration.

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    This is what it's like in a mixed SEC household when one of the teams loses. You may want to turn the NSFW sound down.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-27 09:55:19

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    Wow, UCLA imploding. Mora gets into it with his defensive coordinator on the sideline.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-11 15:43:40

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    May I make a suggestion to everyone posting from mobile devices using autocorrect? TURN IT OFF! Reading this board sometimes feels like trying to converse with a New York cabbie.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-07 18:08:34

    Thanks for your indulgence.

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    I don't know who will be behind center for the Utes in the coming weeks...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-10-05 14:51:49

    but I'm just wondering if anyone else has ever fantasized about Travis Wilson in a Jimmy Graham kind of role in the Utah offense? Wonder if he has good hands...

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    If Michigan's miserable play isn't enough to get Brady Hoke canned, his inaction after his quarterback got rocked may do him in.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-29 10:25:53

    Hoked claims he didn't see Shane Morris staggering around after he got clobbered. I'm not buying it.

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    Rumored location for viewing party for UCLA game...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-28 21:19:16

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    I'm not sure there is a team in college football I dislike more than Florida State.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-27 14:16:52

    At least no team in a P5 conference.

    Go Wolfpack!

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    Because it's on the interwebs it must be true...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-23 09:26:40

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    You had to know this gif was coming...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:15:37

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    If you want to read the home team's media perspective on today's Utah win...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-20 20:04:07

    Detroit Free Press

    The Wolverine fans' comments are brutal.

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    Heads will soon be rolling in the NFL.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-19 17:14:28

    Rice case: purposeful misdirection by team, scant investigation by NFL

    It's interesting to watch ESPNs reporting on this, considering their partnership with the NFL.

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    This is just a guess, but I bet Urban Outfitters doesn't have anyone on staff born in the 1960's or earlier.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-15 17:15:55

    Sometimes it's a good idea to keep a few of "grayhairs" around to catch things like this.

    Unfortunate fashions

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    This has all been a ploy to take attention away from Wes Welker.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 21:58:38

    Wes Gets Down with Molly

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    Sometimes current events conjure long suppressed memories...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-09-02 19:32:17

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    Haven't even started the season and the 49ers are imploding.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-31 11:09:16

    A second defensive starter facing suspension to start the season.

    San Francisco 49ers star Ray McDonald arrested on domestic violence charges

    The commissioner has set the new bar at 6 games for first offense domestic abuse after the Ray Rice fiasco.

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    Can anyone find Napoleon?

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-25 10:40:20

    ISU Wide Receiver Domenic Toliver

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    Johnny F-bomb

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-19 08:54:19

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    Reaching out to the Ute Tribe.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-12 17:29:16

    Good to see the athletic department making some tangible gestures.

    Ute Tribe youngsters visit Utah football practice Tuesday

    At Tuesday's scrimmage, a small crowd of about two dozen youth, many of them clad in red and black jerseys, sat watching from the south end zone. They had traveled almost three hours by bus to be at Rice-Eccles Stadium that morning.

    Many of them are on a youth football team called the Utes. But their team doesn't take its name from the U. - the university takes its name from them.

    The children and their chaperones represented a small visiting contingent from the Ute Indian Tribe, on a trip organized by the tribe's recreation department. Their presence reflects the agreement between the university and the tribe, which was modified this spring to include more scholarships for college hopefuls from the tribe as well as promoting education about the group's history.

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    I'm having a hard time imagining this guy giving birth.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 16:29:43

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    Interesting story from our neighbors to the south...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-08-06 11:20:30

    BYU student accused of hacking system, changing grade

    I think in Utah County they don't call this activity "hacking"...I think it's referred to as "honor coding".

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    I have done a thorough position by position analysis of the Ute football team. I have considered the coaching staff, and reviewed the schedule. I have applied sophisticated analytics to all opponents. I have accounted for the weather.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-31 17:41:30

    I have come to a conclusion on a prediction for the Utes won/loss record this season. I will let you know how close I was after the Colorado game.

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    The Bruins are all wet.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-29 20:56:00

    Broken water main floods UCLA

    The 30-inch, 93-year-old pipe that broke under nearby Sunset Boulevard made a raging river of the street and sent millions of gallons of water across the school's athletic facilities, including the famed floor of Pauley Pavilion and the neighboring Wooden Center training facility, as well as a pair of parking structures that took the brunt of the damage.

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    It's like zoob kryptonite...that is if zoobs had super powers.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-26 12:27:10

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    I have a feeling, when this guy is umpiring, anything close to the plate on a two strike count is going to get the call.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-23 09:47:55

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    Utah won't be the only team with a new look this mavens feast your eyes on these beauties...

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-16 22:09:28

    LA Steel

    Sounds like something stolen from the Zoolander movie.

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    Former BYU defensive back turned comedian, Tim McTyer, talks about his experiences with the honor code.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-15 11:20:30



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    I know he probably had plenty of help writing it, but this is probably one of the best things I have ever read coming from an athlete.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-11 11:06:03

    LeBron's essay

    *Edit* This wasn't an essay, but LeBron's words being retold by a reporter.

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    I am anxious to see if this movie does justice to the story.

    by 3UteDad
    2014-07-10 22:01:53

    Too bad Louie won't be around for it's release.

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    New Utah football tradition...
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    This is what it's like in a mixed SEC household when one of the teams loses. You may want to turn the NSFW sound down.
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    The danger is when it becomes self-aware.
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    3rd down squat maybe?
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    If they weren't such pansies they would march UP Main Street.
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    I'm curious what you mean by "maturity"? Are you talking about physical development, or does he pout and stamp his feet if he doesn't get the ball?
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    I have no doubt if my daughters moved they would have better career opportunities...but they are just the type to stick around here and rabble rouse and make guys like you grumble.
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    Oh about 14 tons.
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    The JUCO players the Utes are getting seem to be beating the house odds.
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    Mission accomplished.
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    "Meet the 'Other' Mormons"??
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    The regular season and conference championships should be an elimination round preceding the playoffs. Having 2 teams that have played each other during the season match up in the playoff makes the regular season games and conference championships...
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