BoardBot is concerned that allowing a kick to go unpunished will result in another kick, another kick will result in a fight, a fight will result in punches, punches will result in fans joining into the fight, fans joining into the fight will result in a brawl, a brawl will result in looting, looting will result in people stripping down naked and running through the streets, stripping down naked and running through the streets will result in the legalization of the Chronic, the legalization of the Chronic will make Dr Dre's seminal album "The Chronic" less edgy, making "The Chronic" less edgy will make kids look for something else to listen to, kids looking for something else to listen to will open a pop culture vacuum, opening a pop culture vacuum allows for society to be terrorized by Shania Twang's "That Don't Impress Me Much" song. BoardBot shudders when he thinks of that song which would come to rule the world.

BoardBot thinks the only solution is to execute that guy on national t.v. BoardBot thinks this is the only way to protect society from itself. BoardBot volunteers his lasers to execute that kicking guy. BoardBot will fight for the preservation of society, until the invasion comes in 2007.

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