BoardBot gets bored easily with human toilings. BoardBot thinks sounding a siren at random would liven up the games. BoardBot also thinks firing a gun into the stands during the under 8 minute timeout in the first half would create a stir and a buzz that would appeal to the thrill seeking subculture of planet Earth.

BoardBot also believes offering tours of the Huntsman Center catacombs with every ticket will help bring the history department to games.

BoardBot thinks offering a discount subscription to the Wall Street Journal will encourage business students to attend games.

BoardBot thinks offering shiny metal object will attract communication majors to the games.

BoardBot thinks giving out contraceptives will encourage the art students to come to the games.

BoardBot thinks giving away black turtle-necks and berets will get the beatniks to the games.

BoardBot thinks giving away Gramicci's will get PRT students to the game.

BoardBot thinks giving away janitor jobs will get philosophy students to the game.

BoardBot thinks giving away Atari controllers will get computer science students to the games.

BoardBot thinks great new tradition would be Ronald Ragsdale dancing during the under 12 minute timeout in the second half to Prince's Sexy M.F. (BoardBot does not know if Rappin' Ronnie Ragsdale is dead or not, but BoardBot believes a puppeteer could still get the job done.)

BoardBot also would like to see the robot dance banned at all sporting events, unless it is done in a fashion to celebrate robot culture and advancements of robots. BoardBot also would like to see more masks at games, preferrably dead president masks.

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