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Posted By: BoardBot
Date: Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 12:18 am

BoardBot gets bored easily with human toilings. BoardBot thinks sounding a siren at random would liven up the games. BoardBot also thinks firing a gun into the stands during the under 8 minute timeout in the first half would create a stir and a buzz that would appeal to the thrill seeking subculture of planet Earth.

BoardBot also believes offering tours of the Huntsman Center catacombs with every ticket will help bring the history department to games.

BoardBot thinks offering a discount subscription to the Wall Street Journal will encourage business students to attend games.

BoardBot thinks offering shiny metal object will attract communication majors to the games.

BoardBot thinks giving out contraceptives will encourage the art students to come to the games.

BoardBot thinks giving away black turtle-necks and berets will get the beatniks to the games.

BoardBot thinks giving away Gramicci's will get PRT students to the game.

BoardBot thinks giving away janitor jobs will get philosophy students to the game.

BoardBot thinks giving away Atari controllers will get computer science students to the games.

BoardBot thinks great new tradition would be Ronald Ragsdale dancing during the under 12 minute timeout in the second half to Prince's Sexy M.F. (BoardBot does not know if Rappin' Ronnie Ragsdale is dead or not, but BoardBot believes a puppeteer could still get the job done.)

BoardBot also would like to see the robot dance banned at all sporting events, unless it is done in a fashion to celebrate robot culture and advancements of robots. BoardBot also would like to see more masks at games, preferrably dead president masks.

BoardBot's source is BoardBot.

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Aviator icon NEW:Archived: Since everyone's bitching about the MUSS at b-ball games... (long)
Aviator - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 08:44 pm [ID# 216675] [reply]
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HoopUte icon NEW:Archived: You know what I'm getting tired of? The "great seats go to old people" whining.
HoopUte - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 08:59 pm [ID# 216684] [reply]
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Aviator icon NEW: Excuse me? how much did you donate this year? I believe I donated over $18,000 in tuition and housing...
Aviator - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 10:40 pm [ID# 216719] [reply]
MussRaker icon NEW: Um, I think your "donation" is going mostly to your education - not the athletic dept...
MussRaker - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 11:08 pm [ID# 216732] [reply]
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o NEW:Archived: Not trying to start a fight here but.... Students do not donate tuition money to the school they invest it in themselves.
jc4utes - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 11:34 pm [ID# 216734] [reply]
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Diehard Ute icon NEW: Actually, you donate a whopping $50.26 per semester to atheltics via a study fee. To give you an idea of how much that is...
Diehard Ute - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 11:41 pm [ID# 216735] [reply]
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HoopUte icon NEW: Since you don't know the difference between donation and procuring a service (i.e. your eduacation) you clearly have no credibility or valid argument.
HoopUte - -- Thursday 20 January 2005, at 07:45 am [ID# 216762] [reply]
JazzyUte icon NEW: The best way to get support? Bring in storied programs.
JazzyUte - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:00 pm [ID# 216686] [reply]
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o NEW: I agree but it doesn't explain why there are still a ton of tickets left for Saturday's game. UNM is probably the 2nd best team in the conference AND they are honoring the f-ball team at the half...
Big Mac - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:04 pm [ID# 216687] [reply]
JazzyUte icon NEW: Give it time...the game will sell out, or come damn near close.
JazzyUte - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:13 pm [ID# 216691] [reply]
REDrumU icon NEW: They may be the 2nd best but the still blow... that's the plain and simple truth. (nm)
REDrumU - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 10:42 pm [ID# 216721] [reply]
JazzyUte icon NEW: Wayne, you crack me up! (short)
JazzyUte - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 10:58 pm [ID# 216727] [reply]
REDrumU icon NEW: I must agree with this. I've been a warriors fan my entire life. Why did I go to the few games I did? Well Michael Jordan was there, so was Bird, etc, etc. (nm)
REDrumU - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 10:43 pm [ID# 216722] [reply]
JazzyUte icon NEW: How DARE you compare the Warriors to the Utes! I'm ever so pissed! /quoting Little Vicki from The Simpsons. (short)
JazzyUte - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 11:02 pm [ID# 216729] [reply]
o NEW: i agree that the student section should be better..but the crimson club members of the last 40 years cant get shafted..i would be bent if i donated for 40 years and got shoved back by some 19 year old clown in face paint....
BadBadUte - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:07 pm [ID# 216688] [reply]
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UtahMan77 icon NEW: Part of the reason the student section is so big, is because the JHMC used student fees to build the place. (nm)
UtahMan77 - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 10:31 pm [ID# 216710] [reply]
Sushi icon NEW: Aviator is absolutely right IMO
Sushi - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:16 pm [ID# 216692] [reply]
ute4ever icon NEW: Is the ratio the same?
ute4ever - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:25 pm [ID# 216694] [reply]
MalamUTE icon NEW: I spent a few years in Louisville, their students sit behind one of the baskets by the band and they have a great turnout......
MalamUTE - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:46 pm [ID# 216699] [reply]
WebMonkey icon NEW:Archived: Abso-freaking-lutely. The same attitude was prevalent at the Utes' trip to the Final Four in 98... (long)
WebMonkey - -- Wednesday 19 January 2005, at 09:57 pm [ID# 216701] [reply]
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BoardBot icon NEW: Archived: BoardBot has some suggestions:
BoardBot - -- Thursday 20 January 2005, at 12:18 am [ID# 216741] [reply]
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compUte icon NEW: The MUSS deserves the bitching...
compUte - -- Thursday 20 January 2005, at 08:56 am [ID# 216781] [reply]
o NEW: As a former U student and fan living outside of Utah...
beccers_pdx - -- Thursday 20 January 2005, at 12:48 pm [ID# 216890] [reply]
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