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With apologies in advance, I'm going Flyer on you here with this joke:

Posted By: San Diego Ute Fan
Date: Thursday, November 8, 2012 at 12:54 pm

A guy took his attractive blonde girlfriend to her first Utah football game. They had great seats right behind Whit, BJ, Sitake, and the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, it was great," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. That number 92 guy is a MONSTER! But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!"

Puzzled, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo, It's only 25 cents !!!!"

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San Diego Ute Fan icon NEW: With apologies in advance, I'm going Flyer on you here with this joke:
San Diego Ute Fan - -- Thursday 8 November 2012, at 12:54 pm [ID# 1451436] [reply]
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o NEW: And then later that day, the guy reads on utefans.net about a fudge dragon and asks his girlfriend what a fudge dragon is.
Cauayan - -- Thursday 8 November 2012, at 01:12 pm [ID# 1451442] [reply]
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o NEW: Oh wow. (nm)
Duhwayne - -- Thursday 8 November 2012, at 01:16 pm [ID# 1451447] [reply]
o NEW: How come you don't get "fake" "didn't happen", "you're an idiot"? Okay, I made that last one up. (nm)
Flyer - -- Thursday 8 November 2012, at 01:28 pm [ID# 1451452] [reply]
480ute icon NEW: Um, he referenced Star, so it obviously really happened. (nm)
480ute - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 8 November 2012, at 01:31 pm [ID# 1451454] [reply]
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TheMightyAlaskanUte icon NEW: We give people a 500 joke grace period before we start with that. (nm)
TheMightyAlaskanUte - Top 25 Poster -- Thursday 8 November 2012, at 02:56 pm [ID# 1451518] [reply]
(3)
jrj84105 icon NEW: Hold on folks (short)
jrj84105 - -- Friday 9 November 2012, at 05:24 am [ID# 1451745] [reply]
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