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Beer vs Jesus

Posted By: Crafty Ute
Date: Sunday, May 20, 2012 at 08:41 am

Beer vs Jesus Link Fixed!

Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
----------------------------------------- --------

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't
think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a
second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie
to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
groups to help you stop.

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Crafty Ute icon NEW: Beer vs Jesus
Crafty Ute - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 08:41 am [ID# 1360872] [reply]
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SforkUte icon NEW: Link didn't work...I don't even care...that subject is awesome anyway. (nm)
SforkUte - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 08:46 am [ID# 1360873] [reply]
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midnightversion icon NEW: Jesus is better than beer.
midnightversion - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 08:56 am [ID# 1360874] [reply]
(5)
480ute icon NEW: Dammit Crafty, now my joke lost its flare. (nm)
480ute - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 09:24 am [ID# 1360879] [reply]
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Ute_fan_forever icon NEW: RE: Maybe, but at least I don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.
Ute_fan_forever - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 09:29 am [ID# 1360882] [reply]
(2)
The Thrill icon NEW: How about both?
The Thrill - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 09:40 am [ID# 1360885] [reply]
(3)
Ute_fan_forever icon NEW: Well, now that you changed your post my post has lost its flare. (nm)
Ute_fan_forever - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:15 am [ID# 1360894] [reply]
(2)
480ute icon NEW: The edit button is like the butterfly effect. You need to be careful how you use it. (nm)
480ute - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 12:44 pm [ID# 1360952] [reply]
LadyUte icon NEW: Not a fan of beer. Tastes gross. (nm)
LadyUte - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 09:51 am [ID# 1360886] [reply]
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480ute icon NEW: RE: Not a fan of beer. Tastes gross.
480ute - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 09:54 am [ID# 1360887] [reply]
(7)
LadyUte icon NEW: Ha ha, Jerk. (nm)
LadyUte - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 09:57 am [ID# 1360889] [reply]
(1)
WebMonkey icon NEW: That is awesome. (nm)
WebMonkey - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:35 am [ID# 1360902] [reply]
The Thrill icon NEW: Oh, you had the wrong beer then (nm)
The Thrill - Top 25 Poster -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 09:57 am [ID# 1360888] [reply]
(1)
LadyUte icon NEW: I have tried many different kinds. They all taste the same. Gross. (nm)
LadyUte - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:00 am [ID# 1360890] [reply]
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: That means more beer for the rest of us. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:09 am [ID# 1360893] [reply]
(2)
LadyUte icon NEW: See, you should be happy I don't like it. More beer for you drunken Ute fans. (nm)
LadyUte - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:18 am [ID# 1360895] [reply]
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Yeah, but 480ute hogged it all for himself. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:23 am [ID# 1360897] [reply]
(1)
LadyUte icon NEW: Just don't invite him to Blazing Saddles night. That will teach him. (nm)
LadyUte - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:25 am [ID# 1360898] [reply]
(3)
Newbomb Turk icon NEW: Beer is proof that Jesus loves us. (nm)
Newbomb Turk - -- Sunday 20 May 2012, at 10:03 am [ID# 1360891] [reply]
(3)
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