Beer vs Jesus
Posted By: Crafty Ute
Date: Sunday, May 20, 2012 at 08:41 am
Beer vs Jesus Link Fixed!
Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't
think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a
second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie
to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
groups to help you stop.
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Sunday 20 May 2012, at 08:41 am [ID# 1360872] [reply]
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NEW: Ha ha, Jerk.
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